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throwback to miso inspecting his kit before heading out to burkina faso to lead a rebel coup that successfully replaced president paul-henri sandaogo damiba with minimal bloodshed

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trying the original formula tn

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Enjoy 🧢 🧢 🧢

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hello sharks today i'm asking if my friend over there can also have a bump

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@pakGPT have you ever been evaluated for autism?

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fuck this we got hs burners on here now?

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Kill me with a gun

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@sugareebabie ეს არ ცვლის იმ ფაქტს, რომ ავსტრალიაში ცხოვრობს 48 მილიონი კენგურუ, ხოლო ურუგვაიში 3 457 380 მცხოვრები. ასე რომ, თუ კენგურუები გადაწყვეტენ შეჭრა ურუგვაიში, თითოეულმა ურუგვაელმა უნდა იბრძოლოს 14 კანგურუსთან.

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@jazzjanaee @aliyqhmua @naiomi_pretty He’s the one that asked Chauvin if he should be taking his knee off his neck and Chauvin gave him the whole your new ive been doing this for 20 years now shut up thing

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@ReddCinema @PicturesFoIder i can think of a way to help you comprehend this

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my boys carrying me to the back of the club after i smacked the wrong bag

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@iexplorerisgone @WeedPorns lmao this turk thinks he's part of europe

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5 years

A live look at my last 8 brain cells

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@R0b0tSp1der @iTz_Rossi @NEETOCRACY Turn it upside down

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@samsung_istrash @_The_Son_ @mmearz @fuughazii @goodbeanalt Brits about as good at memeing as they are at keeping their teeth aligned

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5 years

LMFAO FORGOT these fucks couldn’t figure out why no sound was coming out of the CDJs at Aura 😂😂. I had to save them and it was cause they had the input source set to USB Mixer and not the CDJs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😉

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looks like i got all the community college burners commenting on here now lmfao

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@R0b0tSp1der @iTz_Rossi @NEETOCRACY How do you think I got my job?

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5 years

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD REACTION. I can’t thank everyone enough for coming out, this was the best experience of my life.

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5 years

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ASU

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@stockxsucks my bad, i didn't go to a 1000 student community college (advanced high school)

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@edmsillygoose time to get your car a sibling

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@mannysuarez_3 @sugareebabie ეს უფრო მეტია, ვიდრე ფაქტი. ეს არის მოსალოდნელი გენოციდის კრიზისი, რომელიც საფრთხეს უქმნის ყველა ურუგვაელს, რომლის ჩაქრობასაც ცდილობენ მედია. გაავრცელა სიტყვა. ნუ მისცემთ ავსტრალიის არმიას ურუგვაის დამარცხების საშუალებას.

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Hey everyone! I entered the Dreamworld Online Charity Music Festival Open Aux Contest! This event looks like it’s shaping up to be insane and it’s happening this upcoming weekend! It would be insane if you app could drop a like/rt/share so I can secure the spot! Love you all!!

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@LesBlazemore @jazzjanaee @aliyqhmua @naiomi_pretty Yea I wouldn’t say he was in the right or anything but that’s a tough ass case to pick a side, esp since he was asking repeatedly if they should roll him on his side yet Chauvin refused and ignored him. Hard to ask someone whose brand new to push off a 20 year old senior

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@iamraisini @elonmusk You should turn off his tweet notifications and go touch some grass or something lmao your life is literally just responding to every Elon tweet

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3 years

@RatedRAustin_ @br_betting @WilliamHillUS Any thoughts on this statement now?

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7 months

All MSG purchasers just saw this tweet and charged back their credit cards. Israel vs Palestine is solved and Kanye threw himself off a cliff. John summit now lives in poverty and has to beg to the EDM Twitter overlords for permission to eat food. Life is good

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@yehme2 @RLGRIME would be insane just sayin

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@LesBlazemore @jazzjanaee @aliyqhmua @naiomi_pretty The guy who posted bail wasn’t a total department rook he worked desk duty since December but he’s only done like 3 shifts on street duty training with Chauvin as the guy showing him the ropes.

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@wubs1ut How much does it cost for you to shut the fuck up?

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4 years

“Hey DJ can you play more rap?”

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5 years

So evidently i faked these videos somehow 😂😂😂

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@Aqasia17 @samsung_istrash @_The_Son_ @mmearz @fuughazii @goodbeanalt At least we didn’t lose back to back wars against some raggedy dudes who threw some tea in the water

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like this shit by 11pm to get your pfp slapped on this chart by the arbiter (me)

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dare i say tape b is actually gas af, expectations blown out of the water

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Turns out that not only does the person w Coronavirus in AZ live in Tempe, but they live in my building 4 floors above me and have been using the same 3 elevators and pushing the same door exit buttons as the rest of us for the past week or so. Pour one out for the end of KLIMAX

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@AlecTorelli @0xgaut he prob lived in the airport

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@johnsummit Bro just triple downed 🫡

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@AdiaShai @ClownoIogy @G3MINIF33D @DeeLaSheeArt @teishajenaie_ Reading skills: present Comprehension skills: not so much

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"are you on drugs?" - person on drugs

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Would rather rip something kinda sloppy like this like than record it before and pretend 😂

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@claireeeevelyn @ericajselley

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@johnsummit gatekeeping is sometimes a good thing

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@xolessleyy @seyedetah I think she requested it and then instead of filling the request right when she left she canceled it. Or canceled it when it does the green thing for 5 seconds so the other person thinks it’s sent. I did that to a drunk friend who wanted $10 for a juul rip lmao

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@vanillaopinions @d4t4d0g but you can afford a car?

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@pisschen @MailManOfMojave @deathstuds You’re use of the English language is making it look like a joke. Stop appropriating it, bigot.

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@madsslovee the bad news: this may get your credit card closed

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Can the vaccine kill you? I think it can. I finished off last night at 5am with a 105°+ fever. If I wasn’t a healthy 22 year old I think those kinds of temps could have grave consequences. Yet there are no warnings before getting it and manufacturers are immune from liability.

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yo drop ur sc links i need to hear some different shit

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ratings are final and non-negotiable

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like this shit by 11pm to get your pfp slapped on this chart by the arbiter (me)

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@ClownoIogy @AdiaShai @G3MINIF33D @DeeLaSheeArt @teishajenaie_ Twitter pretty shitty at showing the whole thread without making you click 10173619272 times, ngl. My b

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edm "influencer" convinces herself that she has influence

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HELLO @IDF I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT THE @TICKETMASTER HEADQUARTERS LOCATED AT 9348 CIVIC CENTER DR BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA 90210 IS HARBORING HAMAS MILITANTS FIRE AT WILL

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4 years

Tiny white girl at a festival starter pack

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did i cook?

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4 years

Should I drop the full mix tho

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someone's $14 iheatraves check just came in

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Are u actually depressed or do you just roll every weekend, black out constantly, rip lines every night till 9am, and blow every commitment you have in your life as the result of this easily correctable behavior you choose to pretend isn’t an issue?

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@TherionOudeis @CurdBurgler @thee_goon0909 @GarbageHuman23 Fly an international first class. If you can afford it lol. But you will get treatment like above. I personally would recommend Emirates

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@calen_s That’s why there are multiple snaps, right channel the entire set haha. I called them out on it and the fucker was like yo it’s only for 5 min then tried to get security to kick me out haha

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@DesmundoConnor @NathanMf7 @lucyqrow @cheer_wine you're talking about .01% of doctors acting bad and using it as a baseline for all of them lmfao. that's insane thinking. bribery, theft, and self enrichment spans almost all professions among a tiny percentage of practicers but you dont radicalize against a plumbers over billing

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@notjustbrian @alloveranthony @KekePalmer Ye don’t just quit being in the military

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yes babe i'm sure your instagram stories are keeping live nation and excision afloat

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@yungwilcoxxx @electriccfairy @NickPyle15 @TheFestiveOwl @GlobalDanceFest You’re aware that these things were being run by a non profit, no kill dog shelter as a way of raising money, right? They stole from the shelter, not the festival.

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@its_lupa crazy how the snuff visual guys ended up not being good people

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house head twitter: omg can't wait for pbr party :3 bass head twitter: this man sa'd an entire preschool then didn't pay my friend back

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see that wasn't so bad, now let's get you those proper tickets

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Just over 3 weeks until my first EP drops and becomes my first significant label release! Who wants dat Spotify pre-save link 👀

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@TherionOudeis @CurdBurgler @thee_goon0909 @GarbageHuman23 That proved the point tho. For domestic trips, nobody wants to pay Emirates prices. So service like the original post will never succeed as a business model. Dubai to Istanbul is about the same flight distance as LAX to JFK but first on Emirates still costs ~$8k USD

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@luciascarlet what? we have both 💀

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@_3xstacy Nah

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4 years

Government: COVID Everyone: Bored and over COVID Government: Aliens

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DUI: $10,000 Funeral: $7,500 Uber ride: $12 Make the right choice tonight, whether you’re just going across the street to a friends or to the store to re-up.

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bros dripped out

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prolly something like this

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How are people who make 200k a year living paycheck to paycheck?

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COVID-19 is the worst thing to happen to the music industry since tech house

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me on the plane back from arc

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@lowpoly__ Damn this chord is too loud, lemme just redraw the ENTIRE AUTOMATION

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If anyone can guess what animal this is I’ll slam a beer rn

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2019 Shady Park Tempe > Club Space

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Crazy how COVID-19 managed to be the headliner at every festival this year

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@luciascarlet just like how if you disabled cortana it was still running in the background and they hid the logo?

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@pisschen @MailManOfMojave @deathstuds Did you just compare someone else’s achievements to my own as if it somehow validates you further? Lmfao

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@WufpackSports damn you do coke bro? so fucking sick

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got scammed and can’t access my metamask trust wallet

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One time I got robbed in Canada and I asked if I at least keep my passport and the robbers were like “eh what do ye think?” And the other guy was like “give it to em we don’t wanna fuck him over” and I still question that whole interaction to this day

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I had a closing DJ get mad at me for playing MY edit that I made of Griztronics and a bunch of other tracks cause it’s “his signature thing” he always plays and he plays after me so I should “respect his playlist” even tho it’s my work. What a fucking loser 😂😂😂

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@LesBlazemore @jazzjanaee @aliyqhmua @naiomi_pretty They’ve now implemented policies and protections in MN where cops are expected to intervene w/o any fears of repercussions. So if this guy intervened, he coulda lost his job and even faced a assault charge. However, at least in MN and a few other places, that’s no longer the case

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*loses vape *panik *stands up *vape falls *kalm

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@Its_Pranav @litcapital The thing that isn’t shown is I’ve seen from his YouTube he somehow has the Capital and equity in his RH account to back it up so since they only let him borrow 70k it means that he has 70k of assets in his RH

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4 years

Everybody: Edit button Literally everybody: we only need a edit button Twitter:

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5 years

Coming soon to a mainstage near you

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Italians really do use olive oil with everything. Cooking a steak? Olive oil. Making a salad? Olive oil. Moisturizing your skin? Olive oil. Lube for sex? Olive oil.

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top burners (in no order): - @spacegrilledchz - @legallyging - @freekeybumps - @backshotsbill - @whistlet1ps - @chaoticbubbless top burners that hate women: - @undercoverboz - @KalebWilliamsJR - @KetamineKamala

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My first merch drop is coming soon

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