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Taco Bell Enjoyer | Sopranos Quoter | Bidet Owner | Bag Fumbler | God’s Lonely Man | Strict No Tomfoolery Policy | #RepBX | #Skol

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🚨BREAKING🚨 After 4 and a half years... it is time for me to RETIRE the Ladd McConkey name. 😔
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Huge announcement coming out of Mush Enterprises Tomorrow at noon.
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Holy shit AJ and Big Justice weren’t lying there are 5/5 on the BOOM💥 meter 😭🙏
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BREAKING: Aaron Judge has created a Spotify playlist titled ‘WS2024’ 🔥🔥
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@Jared_Carrabis Nah when did I ask
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@awoldaryl AJ and Big Justice deserve ownership stake
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@BarstoolBigCat Congrats on the sex
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@BarstoolBigCat The big cat shoutout!!
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What a world
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Frank throws first pitch to an old friend @ItsPaulSewald @Dbacks
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@MilesKlee “You’re studying astrology right?” “No. Business.” “So how come your father keeps telling me you’re taking up space in school?”
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@NjTank99 The more things change the more they stay the same
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@NjTank99 Frank can we get a remake of last year’s video when the Braves got eliminated?
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@TalkinYanks Extremely well done. As a younger fan who wasn’t around in the 90s I love the recap of the decade as a whole.
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Might be unpopular but Junior is significantly funnier
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Who was funnier? Uncle Junior or Paulie Walnuts?
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@dicknsn That’s blue steel
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@SpinninBackfist Use this how you please
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@StuartFeiner @BarstoolBigCat Knew all the religions
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@TylerCWhitmore I can’t believe how many people use it strangely. If I liked the movie I hit like it’s pretty simple. Sometimes there’s 2 star movies that I like and 3 star movies that I don’t.
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Can’t stop thinking about The Rizzler
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@hiremep1s No way this happened again 😹
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@arielhelwani I can help her with the mom part
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@JackMacCFB You gotta catch up, Rizzler is the goat
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If he ever wears another jersey it will one of the biggest travesties in Yankees history
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@Dr_TacoMD Nothing worse than recording strangers harmlessly having fun so you can make fun of them on the internet. Get out of Billy's
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@scuitar Not sure what you would classify these as
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@JackMacCFB Wrong. Remix with The Rizzler feature will be SOTS
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@AdamSchefter Good trade by Baltimore
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@TheSopranosClub She’s supported by Caitlin and her job at the Bing
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@BronxBmbrz Was that this game?
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2️⃣ bars attended 8️⃣beers drank 5️⃣0️⃣ dollars spent 0️⃣ girls talked to 1️⃣ unforgettable night 😎
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@AFT3RSVN Bradley tonight
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@larrylovespot Never apologize for loving the Costco guys, LD
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Did I have Taco Bell 2 nights ago? Yes. Could the drive thru worker tell how drunk I was? Yes. Are you a queer? Yes. #TacoBellTime
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70 yards rolling out left hits Gabe Davis directly in the chest after injuring his elbow. Josh Allen is not human.
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Let me get this straight - Josh Allen injured his flexor tendons and/or UCL but then unloaded an absolute BOMB for 70 yards? Lol. What? Just to clarify this doesn’t necessarily mean he’s in the clear. He might be but that’s not the point. The point is he’s a cyborg.
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BREAKING 🚨 Wyer Mush has been FIRED from his shitty job! First reported by his boss.
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@marty_mush facinity
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Let’s check on Dynasty team. My only fantasy team. Nick Chubb - Died tonight (traded two of 1st Round picks for him) JK Dobbins - Traded Dak Prescott for him David Montgomery - out for foreseeable future Cooper Kupp - IR Greg Dulcich - IR Gainwell, Jamaal W - injured
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@antedwardzz5 Going viral for posting about Costco is the modern day gold rush
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Almost pulled of the most insane parlay yesterday... guess I got a little too greedy with the last leg
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Can’t sleep . Can’t stop thinking about how much I hate him .
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@pleasejustcover Austin Butler just showed up and the chicks went wild
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Jimmy Kimmel doing not only blackface, but blackface of KARL MALONE of all people is the funniest thing ever 😂😂 What a joke
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NBA futures Lakers to win NBA finals +450 Heat to win NBA finals +5500 #fademe 🚨🚨
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She responded to my TikTok comment once have fun with my sloppy seconds Shane
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Average SEC couple
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@Jared_Carrabis Still has the wherewithal to call time. A pro’s pro.
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@KTroy55 @TylerIAm If you told me Seventh Wood played 4 seasons in the NBA and retired I would have believed you
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@LightsCameraPod I need her to do that to me
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@timeimmemorial_ Imagine quiet quitting the mafia
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@VivaLaStool If the hot dog tour is corrupted then I don't want to be around anymore.
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🚨Ladies and Gentlemen🚨 We got him. 4.5 years in the making. Welcome to the dynasty squad LADD MCCONKEY!
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Dynasty rookie draft tonight. This is where we separate the men from the boys.
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What a pimp job by the MVP
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CODY. BELLINGER.
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I GOT FLOOR TICKETS TO TAYLOR SWIFT IN MINNEAPOLIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Ppl reposting birthday shoutouts onto their own IG is the worst thing to happen since birthday shoutouts
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@ActionNetNFL Jameis is a top 10 unintentionally funny person ever
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Blatant false start isn’t called on packers on that Davante Adams TD
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@carlspassions The general public has no idea the depth of The Beach Boys discog
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@MurrayHillBro22 Gonna hop on hinge just to try this coach!
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Maybe in another life Margot 💔
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I've just received word that this coffee shop is on the same block as my office.... I missed my Queen
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@BarstoolB1G @BarstoolUMN Gopher fan here - no we don’t
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BREAKING 🚨 Twitter user @wyermush spoke to a girl for TWO HOURS at the bar and acquired her number‼️‼️‼️
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@TomScibelli I sent you that a year ago and got left on seen 😒
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I see all of you on IG reposting that Venmo post. You won’t see that on my story cause I don’t take handouts. I’d rather Venmo take $100,000 out of my account so that I could grind to pay that off. That’s just the kind of guy I am though I guess.
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The lady cutting my hair just asked me if I had a girlfriend. Almost started crying.
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Top 4 auras of all time: 4. The Rizzler 3. Alex Pereira 2. Tobey Maguire Venom 1. Tony Soprano
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@postboob You have an onlyfans I'm sure he's done worse than dm you about your smile
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I'm gonna go sport by sport Basketball
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If there was a Mount Rushmore of bad sports tweets, what would be on it?
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One year ago today I went to my first ever movie alone (Oppenheimer) Since then I’ve been to 41 movies and went solo to 31 of those
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3 superfoods right here
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@TJHitchings Hmm probably just a coincidence that Gia also watched Spirited Away tn 🤔🤔
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The earthquake was not felt at Stan’s cause this place is ALREADY SHAKING
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@tpeaks_ Or “everyone says this is peak but I didn’t fuck with it” territory
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Alex Morgan having a kid
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@RealMikeyBets @NjTank99 "Others... worried about missing work" always kills me
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Day 338 of the pandemic: I haven’t gotten a girl’s Snapchat in 3 years.
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This kid wanted the Mush’s autograph at the Wolves game today. Said I was his favorite Twitter account and that he hopes I get laid soon.
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St Paddy’s Day stats 1️⃣ bar attended 1️⃣4️⃣ beers drank 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ dollars spent 2️⃣ bartenders falled in love with 3️⃣ “U look like the guy from Euphoria”s 2️⃣ girls talked to 1️⃣ number secured 1️⃣ legendary Saturday!
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@Llamawastaken @TylerCWhitmore Sometimes I just find it hard to toe the line between subjective and objective It mainly applies to highly rated films that disappoint me vs shit comedies I enjoy For example, I didn’t enjoy EEAAO very much but I gave it 3 stars, and I love the Benchwarmers but that’s 2.5 stars
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@InternetHippo “I loved him like a Brother in Law”
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Make that 5 superfoods #TacoBellTime
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3 superfoods right here
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537 athletes in 1 hour! 9 pages x 60 athletes minus 3 missing on the last page. That’s an athlete every 7 seconds for an hour #BallKnower #WristsOfSteel @dannyKrass was closest guess with 515
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Ok I did this, closest guess on how many I got gets a beer Will share results soon
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Got denied from Sal’s in front of all the bad hoes 😐🤦‍♀️
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