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@barlowball
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4 months
📌📌📌📌
@fuadyabz23
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Bruno Fernandes - Story so far.
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Laughing at a parking ticket… my month would be in tatters
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Sergio Reguilon with Dele Alli in Manchester. [ @MailSport ]
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I cringed a little
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#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
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Bruno who?
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Akanji trying to use his multiples of 37 to defend
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Rodri ACL 1 week later after calling for a mass protest #bossCalls
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jfjfjfjjf Howe had longstaff and burn bossing it for 90 mins vs PSG and ten hag can’t get a point vs Galatasaray with 400M
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Made 10K from 40 quid fifa points
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@barlowball
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Mood
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We signed Casemiro and you signed Arthur melo
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United’s ‘superstar pull’ since Fergie left
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Tears Elanga was the leak
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I want to take this time to say a BIG BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my lil bro @C345Sam . Hope you enjoy your day & blessings follow you! Love you! I told you I GOTCHU ! FAZ FROM DEEP! ❤️🥰🎂🥳🎉 Love @AnthonyElanga for the message ski. I owe you a Nando’s! 🤝😅🍗
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😭😭😭😭 the way arsenal fans have kept this under raps is hilarious
@TenHagBall_
𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱
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Replay the game! @premierleague
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@osowxvyy
#FreeCongo 🇨🇩
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Was watching “Amad” closely and I’m #NotImpressed
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Bruno has created 13 more big chances, has scored 3 less goals & 5 less assists in the prem WHILST playing 65 less games
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@jpup01_
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@Ic3Evaa Bruno will never reach Coutinho level lol what are we doing here
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Imagine finding out your girl makes fail comps on Twitter
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Cats don’t understand he’s got 2 crazy ex wives who wanna kill him
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Stop going to the gym 🙏
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Arsenal and pool fans trying to get involved in the mbappe saga
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Funniest build oat
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@barlowball
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We were kings 🕊😔
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9 months
Hojlund’s confidence…. Completely different player to what he was against arsenal
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@barlowball
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10 months
Look at Sanchez for doucoure’s shot 😭😭😭😭
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@barlowball
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4 months
Haven’t heard that Bruno stinks in a big game narrative in a while
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@barlowball
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As a manager how does ur system not benefit a single player in ur squad
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Winter nation we will be there
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we need to have a dialogue
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@barlowball
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6 months
Out of all the players in the squad we’re attacking martinez 😭😭😭😭😭
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All things considered so far Lisandro Martinez has been a poor signing
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On my life Bruno is better than him and Lampard
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⚽️⚽️⚽️ Steven Gerrard in 2010... @LFC || #UEL
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As a fanbase we don’t rate this guy enough
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Antony dos Santos - 2022/23 so far. [ @antony00 ]
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His hammys may be finished but his hammer is just getting started
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Anthony Martial en ville aujourd'hui. [ @MailSport ] #MUFC
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Straight to the point
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@muddaub
St. Vincent Price 🇵🇸
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Name a character who absolutely COULD NOT have been played by any other actor. I'll start:
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@barlowball
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Actually sad how there is literally ZERO hype round this move
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New surroundings for our new Red 🤩 #MUFC
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Headshot DEAD
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Hojlund hatty in front of the Stretford End
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@fuadyabz23
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just seen the script for tomorrow’s game
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we will be there
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‘Rashford cant keep it’ but yanited fans think we can win a league with the roadrunner
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de gea stray 😭
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Bruno won us a league title on his debut season
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We’re Manchester United
@David_Ornstein
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Man Utd to name Man City’s Omar Berrada as new CEO. Led by INEOS with Glazer backing. Will take exec leadership of football + business, seat on board + report to owners. Highly regarded & many will see as major coup @TheAthleticFC #MUFC #MCFC
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@Kalim7ii Rashford plays like 1
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Martial gonna mould this lad into an all timer
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@barlowball
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11 months
don’t take the piss
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Young Martial or Dortmund Sancho?
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Saka when shaw isnt arching his bubble butt
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How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay
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@AniUTD Top 6 challengers since 2012
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Hopefully these Qatar owners bring some latinas to OT I’m sick of mufctilly clones
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That was Martial’s farewell goal…
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@utdcynical He’ll have 1 good game every 8 games don’t kill me
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‘wembley’
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United fans who still think we can function without Bruno kill me
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I’m not saying this is our best team but can we please try this out just for one game
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Bajcetic can’t get a start over endo
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Bruno’s first season as captain and we win a trophy after 6 years
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feck he’s already the face of the league
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Who is waiting to break out in 2023/24? 💎
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Grown men passing their practical on automatic
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Utd fan favourite sold his soul to C345Sam
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Pool fans still trying the underdog gimmick pretending ‘United away’ isn’t a guaranteed win
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Fuck right off united away 🤣🤣🤣
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I just want 1 last full season from him
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Anthony Martial - 15/16
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😭😭😭😭😭
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@sanegirl777
˚୨୧⋆ مريم
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eye son or lip daughter
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BRUNO TOP 12 BALLON D’OR
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@goal 🔽 11. Casemiro 12. Bruno Fernandes 13. Saka 14. Barella 15. Julian Alvarez 16. Musiala 17. Bellingham 18. Maignan 19. Ødegaard 20. Grealish @goal
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It should’ve been pogba vs Bruno today
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@idoxvi goat left back no questions
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You forgot to add Bobby Charlton & George best
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Cavani faked injuries to plant seeds and feed his donkeys while ronaldo was scoring 18 league goals under rangnazi
@chemyname__
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We sold out Cavani for CR38 boooooo
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Another window with EuropeanLad pretending he’s Ajax’s DOF just for his favs players to get fleeced
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@TheEuropeanLad
𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐗 💎
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€30M lol, Arsenal are not serious. How about another €30M instead.
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Double dip
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Sabitzer is worse than mctom @ showing for the ball
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wowzers
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Why do black men on this app feel like they have to Stan every shit white overrated player
@Ic3Evaa
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Ten Hag can deffo save Mount.
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@utdcynical Did you not watch the 2 Leeds games
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Dembouz vs Newcastle (A)
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the barber
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he’s probably got the most embarrassing talent ID I’ve ever seen from a top 5 league manager
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‘Bruno pattern up even I’ll score that’
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don’t run @tenhag
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Five on the bounce, don’t count us out yet.
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Sometimes I really question the American education system
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The USA is playing Whales tomorrow in the World Cup. Literally never heard of that country before.
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Rashford not in the lineup and we control possession
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Rashford mbappe Sancho Bruno casemiro neves Shaw Martinez Varane dalot Sanchez
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Did you watch the World Cup?
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@ousman_10 260g of sugar
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@paul76073 Tried that few years ago and got scammed
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@dreezabz probably covered his good eye with his eye patch thinking he left it in the drafts
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@ibzsmo3k
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Timber seen de gea at Wembley and now he wants nothing to do with us
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MBE sexuals in the quotes defending their king
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@__sargee you forgot which team Hojlund plays for
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MikeLUHG taking credit for the stock price rising
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We lost 💔
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@madredsscf 100 I think
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Casemiro enzo bruno
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Antony casemiro Sabitzer weghorst Malacia
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@fuadyabz23 His ‘beard’ kills me
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@JMNDComps You actually move like awb 😭😭😭😭
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Garnacho since he’s been a parent
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bennufc_18 said ‘Miley’ is better
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Kobbie Mainoo - The Start.
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@umirf1
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Anyone know where I can rewatch the full 90 minutes to this game?
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Maguire varane might be the move going forward
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Cats are saying it’s an upgrade on shaw
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[🌘] #mufc are interested in singing Theo Hernandez. [ @Corriere ]
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