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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

7 months

Can't, got Satan club.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

@OriginalYoni @LynnCinnamon I put some action figures on eBay, a mom bought 2 but not the other 28 I had. She mssged to say her autistic son was excited to get them. She wished she could have bought more. I sent her all 30 of them, got a phone call, she thanked me and cried. We’re all friends to this day.

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@scottEmovienerd If you can preserve a movie through piracy, or access a title that isn't available on DVD or streaming, I'm not only all for it, I strongly recommend it.

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29 days

@lunch_enjoyer Cruising.

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1 year

@seanjetravers @Variety loner, yeah.

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4 years

@DrDenaGrayson @realDonaldTrump @LisaMarieBoothe @FoxNews @Comey He lied to the FBI. He shook down a children's hospital. My home state has still not recovered from his corruption.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

7 years

I've got a tick with your name on it.

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Damien 🦇

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9 years

When thou art in, continue firm and constant.

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@rodimusprime Thats some real hand of God stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

@theheatherriley @QueenAwakened @OriginalYoni @LynnCinnamon ❤️

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

Tell me if this frequency is fucking with your pacemaker.

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Damien 🦇

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4 years

Don't bore us, get to the clitoris.

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Damien 🦇

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3 months

@mattzollerseitz Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris. They met in prison where they discovered they shared the same interest in killing girls. They made an agreement to meet when they got out of prison. Bittaker suggested killing one girl for every teen year and Roy agreed. At one time, they, the

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Damien 🦇

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2 years

As I read Bono's book, I'm reminded that I hate U2.

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@megsokay She is incredible.

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Damien 🦇

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5 years

@dpmsocial @tinytwink @CamilleCastle3 @OriginalYoni @LynnCinnamon I haven’t used it in a long time, but a buyer once complained that I packed his item TOO well, and a seller sent me a package that included a live cockroach.

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@coolmom42069 Great thread about a werewolf.

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Damien 🦇

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10 months

@nytdavidbrooks Did all the ketchup go on the burger cause fries look lonely.

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Damien 🦇

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3 years

Sometimes I wonder and other times I wander.

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Damien 🦇

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10 months

@PositivelyChris It ain't Affleck

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@noatishby They fired you from an unpaid position for exercising free speech, but that doesn't matter because you won't be silenced.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

@someguy283 You're a good person.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 months

@muir_hands Seems like good enough reason to stop watching anything she’s in. People who are rude to servers deserve what they get.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

@SirJeremyLondon @GeraldoRivera When I see Geraldo I think of the time he yelled at one of Letterman's writers for not understanding how funny he Geraldo really is.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

6 years

The earth belongs to the bugs.

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Damien 🦇

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11 months

@PaulMcCartney That was beautiful.

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Damien 🦇

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1 year

@scumwife feel better fast🖤

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Damien 🦇

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4 years

If you stayed home tonight I love you.

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Damien 🦇

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8 months

@DothTheDoth He should have been banging.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

6 years

and into the forest she went.

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Damien 🦇

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9 years

How much more indirect can I be?

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

8 months

Who wants this?

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

10 months

My son made me a plate.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

@OctopusCaveman Nothing there but speed traps and Cracker Barrel's.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

I was doing social distancing before it was a thing.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

9 months

@AlissaJxo Happy Birthday!

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

9 months

I like watching people do well.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

@mellowmell0 @OriginalYoni @LynnCinnamon It is, and much love to everyone who liked it. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Life is strange.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

The hippies were right about everything.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

6 years

Your disappearing act should be a miniseries.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

6 years

Words come in edgewise.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

The bigger problem is contagious stupidity.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

8 months

@theevilwriter @theloveforhorr1 Overrated certainly, no argument there, but hardly boring.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

I don't understand hatred. It seems to take so much energy. And it's a beautiful day.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

In between moods.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Remember when most people did the right thing?

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

They don't make enough weed for this.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

I saw my grandfather today. He's been dead for 20 years. But there he was. I saw him in someone else. Once in a while this happens. It's so great when it does.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

10 months

The more pizza you eat the more you want it.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

What if you never get over being sad?

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Unsubscribes from everything.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

There’s a kid in the neighborhood who lost his dad. We invited him over for pizza and video games the other night, and when it was time for him to go he hugged me so hard and wouldn’t let go, and my heart is broken into a million tiny little pieces.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

I got a baby monitor for the kitten. Might as well start saving for college.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

@anna_tennis are not.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

9 months

Someone sent me an email with the word awesome spelled "awsum" and I'm struggling to control my rage.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

Some people hate. That's all they do. They don't stop at anything. They don't stop for lunch.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

Sit in the sun. Read a book.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Your friends are scared and in pain just like you.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

A lot of us are feeling sad, helpless, and frustrated today.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

7 years

@TMZ Satan is working overtime today.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

@heyitshaylzz ❤️

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 months

@seanjetravers I've got 11 but I only want 4

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 months

@JLP_2022 Good morning, Jen.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

If you have the chance to do something that will make you happy, you should take it.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

23 days

@u0sipvw Ambivalent.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

9 months

@MadScientistFF Car insurance, internet, the payments to Columbia House for those three albums at regular club prices.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 month

@Variety I'm not buying for a second that Eric was so watched.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

@mattzollerseitz I’ve been complaining about the loss of basic intimacy for years, to anyone who will listen. They agree with me, then look at their phones to see what a stranger has posted.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

I’d run with you.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

8 months

There can't be too much pizza.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

7 years

My kid drew Omar from HBO's The Wire. @BKBMG

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

I'll pee in my yard if I want to.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

7 years

@mattzollerseitz I've got this on the turntable now, and the high fidelity is guaranteed.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

10 months

@Reeseforsure I dig the boots.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Ever try evolving?

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

8 months

@mattzollerseitz I can smell the stench of a tax write-off from over here.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

@hardasamother 18. I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true. er..no, the song is playing. But the 18 is true.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

Damn, my perfect sky is torn.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

We don’t all need the same things.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

@_bxston ❤️

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

3 years

People can be parasites.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

1 year

@TTVselenalenaxo Wait. What are the rules? In human years only?

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@DFacobbre

2 months

@fitlilredhead damn

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

9 months

Sex is too a talent.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 years

@AndrewBellinger @animalx85 Abstaining from sex: easy Abstaining from pizza: impossible

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

4 years

Things will get weirder just wait.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

2 years

@babyboymonaghan @sugarfreetibet I ran into O'Connor on a sidewalk once and we went into an ice cream shop, he had no cash but wanted ice cream, so it was on me. He soon drew a crowd of oldsters who fawned at his every word and glance.

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Damien 🦇

@DFacobbre

5 months

Oh, algorithm, why hast thou forsaken me?

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Damien 🦇

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5 years