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I took my 11 yo daughter to get a drink at Starbucks. We watched an incredibly handsome construction worker walk across the parking lot and into the store. Do you know what that little girl said to me? “I don’t know what he fixes, but mine is broken.”

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Noticed that my vodka supply was dwindling. Confronted 23 and 17, who pointed the finger at 14, who guiltily confessed to making penne allá vodka “several times” over the last month. Didn’t believe her, watched her execute it flawlessly. I guess it’s a TikTok thing?

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Just a reminder—This should have been where it ended.

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She makes me laugh so hard. She’s a kindergarten teacher who makes videos talking to politicians the way she does her kindergartners.

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Just so I’m clear—We trust teachers to fight madmen armed with AR-15s, and to die to protect our children…But we don’t trust them to know what curriculum to teach?

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It’s really good, too. She crushed it.

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She wants it known that she didn’t “guiltily confess” to anything. “I just answered the question.” Sorrrrrry. My bad.

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Aaron Rodgers is so universally reviled that the entire Internet is cheering for the team that fired Colin Kaepernick for kneeling. THAT’S how much we hate Aaron Rodgers.

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@VlynnQ A shallot and some garlic sweated in olive oil and a tablespoon of butter, a can of tomato paste, some Calibri chilies, maybe 10 ounces of sand Marzano tomatoes, 2 cups of heavy cream, a cup of fresh parm, 2 tablespoons of vodka. I would’ve put some herbs in it. She didn’t.

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Do we not remember when the Trump supporters tried to run Biden’s tour bus off the road in Texas? They were sued under the KKK act. I wonder how that turned out. Anybody know?

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This looks like a call to violence against Tim Walz

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If Pete Buttigieg isn’t the President of the United States someday, we failed. He’s brilliant. The most brilliant mind in politics today.

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@CannotReality I do it, too. Cops HATE that shit. I sat on the hood of my car recording a police officer shaking down a Black kid on a bike in a Starbucks parking lot a few weeks ago. The cop was FURIOUS. I asked the kid if he wanted me to call his mom. He did. She was there in 5 min.

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@LabGrownNeet They knew what she was using it for. Also, they better tell me if their 14-year-old sister is boozing.

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So we stole 18 months out of our children’s lives, keeping them from their friends and school, to protect the adult population from Covid, and now the adult population won’t get vaccinated to protect the kids? Got it.

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@Yngve_UT My kids talk to me. They like spending time with their dad and I. They’re smart, funny, and aware. I have the kind of relationship with my kids that I wished I could’ve had with my parents. No rando judging me from a 280 tweet is gonna break my stride. :)

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My client told me he had Covid. He said he was taking ivermectin. I said “Oh, do you have worms, too?” because honestly, he’s kind of a pain in the ass and I don’t care if he fires me.

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Adam Schiff finally runs out of questions, Durham, pale and sweating, is relieved. Eric Swalwell comes up to the mic. “Good afternoon, Mr. Durham 😈” Durham

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For the love God, DNC Camera people, keep the focus on the gays and POC during the dance breaks. My people are clapping on the 1 and 3.

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Oh my God! 😂 13 just came out to the garage and said, “I totally just figured it out! Republicans really elected Trump because they’re mad at us for noticing that they’re dumb. They’re not mad at being dumb, they’re mad at us for noticing.” And honestly? That feels accurate.

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@FeatheredBadger They sure are! And that’s why my kids spend so much of their time being hilarious, and yours spend so much of theirs licking windows. :) Have a good day!

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@JdubAndrew She wasn’t trying to hide what she was doing. These kids are different than we were. 😂

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@tracilaw @VlynnQ I would’ve been far more disturbed if she was drinking vodka. When I asked her about it, she rolled her eyes and said “If I was going to drink, I would drink the seltzers. Those taste good. Vodka is nasty.” 😂

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@cwade1211 But also, it’s weird that they’re even thinking that. She meant that she wanted our dishwasher or A/C to break so he could come over and fix it.

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@barbkjackson Wouldn’t that make her pasta taste bad? 😂

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@DreAllDay This isn’t a compelling counter argument, bud.

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@jessmightbedead @tracilaw @VlynnQ Oh she has had a sip of stuff. I’ll let her taste pretty much anything she wants if I’m drinking it. I try to take a “European“ approach to drinking with my kids. My 23-year-old isn’t much of a drinker. I don’t want alcohol to be taboo for them. Less likely to go out and binge.

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@kentuckyliz2 My mom always said it’s not a big deal to attract a man, sexually, since, after all, “babies, animals and corpses do the same thing.”

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@ksorbs Because we’re not in a cult. We’re adults voting for a president, not sports guys rooting for a team.

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@CarpeDeann She said “I honestly thought you’d be more mad about me using all of the San Marzano tomatoes.” And you know what? She was right. I had plans for those. 😂

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@RebeccaEnough That’s so funny! Our smoke detector was freaking out a few weeks ago, and I sent my son to get it. It started double beeping as he climbed the ladder and he yelled up at it, “Settle down, Karen! I’m coming.”

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@TomStDenis2 I have three of them, and she’s the youngest. They make regular snacks for themselves when they get home from school while I’m in my office. There’s always someone cooking something at my house. I have stopped investigating unless the smoke alarm goes off

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Here on Twitter she’s @ms_frazzled Super funny and talented.

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@rh_brown @mixtapekevin Great. Now I have a new one, it's Young This Guy.

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Immediate tears when HRC walked on stage. Just deep grief for the injustice and what could have been. We deserved her. She deserved better.

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@JDOT75851630 That’s going to make her so happy. She’s a huge fan of gay men. :) She loves Randy rainbow.

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@patiencezalanga My contribution

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@ThomasWatsonCD @ConSelfOwns OK, but what if we just place them for ADORPTION?

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@pastel_willow It’s so trendy right now, and it’s disgusting.

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@ChrChristensen @k_mcq Exactly. Toddlers killed more people in the United States last year than terrorists did.

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@NolanIDN Oh. Is it fake news? Now you guys don’t like that? Fascinating

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@ArmandDoma This is textbook weird. It’s just such a strange response. It’s so awkward and cringe. This is why we call them weird.

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Overheard: 10-year-old to her friend: “Well Michigan certified their votes and the GSA lady is going to start paying for the Biden team to take over so, I think it’s official.” 😳😳😳 We have radicalized an entire generation. They will never take their votes for granted.

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@lena_tweeter @FireBoebert @Meidas_Ivy Anonymous to us, not anonymous to Lauren Boebert. 🙄 If somebody told the media that I sometimes eat potato chips in bed, and The media reports that source as anonymous, I still know it was my husband. Focus up.

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@CJsaneAlbertan We did the cucumber thing this summer!

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Jesus Christ, Megyn. It’s not like she’s a fucking racist who insisted that Santa Claus was fucking white or something.

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This woman wants to star in children’s movies produced by Disney. (And just did, in Ralph Breaks the Internet.)

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The TikTok kids are fun

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@RutileBlue1 If reading feminine pronouns makes you this insecure, interacting with women in real life must be miserable for you. Bless your heart.

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Isn’t it wild that that’s a thing that happened and we all just kind of… Moved on? In any other campaign with any other candidate, we would still be talking about it to this day as a national shame.

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My husband got bitten by a GIANT brown recluse this AM. Hospital or can it wait until morning? Chills, nausea, headache.

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@TessIndapatch Gonna have to. 😂 We don’t drink much hard alcohol, but we have most of the stables for mixed drinks, and it was out of the cabinet which is the only reason I even noticed.

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@axlrodes @HolmesJosh Listen, I’m just spit-balling here, but it might’ve been the treason and not the glossy fliers.

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@DreAllDay “Trump regularly mocks people by flailing like a person with physical limitations” STILL isn’t a compelling argument.

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@DailyLibber This thing is, the FBI doesn’t call every random whackadoodle. They are pros. If they called her, they must’ve thought it was credible.

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@DannyDeraney Here. I made this for you.

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My kids are nice and funny, and they argue with Republicans on social media. They’re the best kids.

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To the gaslighting “fake news!” folks—

Donald Trump under fire for mocking disabled reporter - BBC News

Republican presidential contender Donald Trump is criticised for mocking a disabled New York Times reporter.

www.bbc.com

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@johnpavlovitz @JennaEllisEsq Or a doctor

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@Majyqman42 @LabGrownNeet Literally how it went down. Animals, I tell you. Animals

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Matt Gaetz has had a rich, powerful dad so long, that he forgot that other people have richer, more powerful dads. I’m just saying, I wouldn’t go after one of the Cheney kids.

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@cbaxstar @jonlovett People care a hell of a lot more about military men than they do women. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@D25610 So far, so good. My theory is you trust him until they show you you shouldn’t. All of my kids are pretty good, though. Not into too much crazy stuff. I think I just got lucky

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@texaninnyc I don’t even like him but Brad Pitt legends of the fall

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@realJoshuaHall Party of personal responsibility, my ass. You made that phone call. You did that. Joe Biden didn’t. Merrick Garland didn’t. You didn’t get put in prison for calling Dominos. You got put in prison for threatening the life of a congressman. That was you. Own it. Enjoy prison.

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@wtwesq Her brother and sister desperately want to stay children. I couldn’t hold this one back if I wanted to. She’s ready to take on the world, or so she thinks.

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@flaminhaystacks Men in this comment section? This is why we don’t trust or like you. YOU, personally, not men. You. Specifically you.

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He’s good! Doc gave meds.

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@VlynnQ @jessmightbedead @tracilaw I might have one cocktail or beer a month. I’m just not much of a drinker. No judgment for anyone who does drink more. My husband enjoys cocktails pretty regularly, it’s just not something that I have done. I’ve always thought that teaching them responsible consumption is smart

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@13thPanther My town, KC

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To the people who believed #JussieSmollett . Don’t let this make you cynical. Don’t let it make you mean. Keep being an ally. Keep believing survivors. Remember that false accusations make up fewer than 5% of reported assaults.

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@itsJeffTiedrich @aaronjcarpenter “Fuck your feelings”. Remember that? That was fun.

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@excesstigress If she starts cooking with her dad’s scotch we might have an issue. 😂

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@gregfew @jemelehill I think you’d be surprised how many women can do exactly this thing. Unfortunately, most of us have had a lot of practice.

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For what it’s worth, our ER visits are $250 unless the patient is admitted. It’s a lot of money. This is America.

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@claudiamconwayy I just hope you have a safe adult somewhere in your life.

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@DrMcDrunkerson @AliceTaylorM It’s always so funny to me when people either acknowledge that they don’t have kids, or that their kids are dumb. Three-year-olds are sentient beings. You don’t know if he’s about to turn four. But like even why, though! Keep scrolling.

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I’m not a big Taylor Swift fan, and I’ve never, ever voted for a Republican. I don’t know Brittany Mahomes from a hole in the ground. I will say this. I have been nice to my husband‘s colleagues’ wives knowing full well that I hate them and don’t agree with them about anything.

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@michaelharriot A political science professor I respected told me, “There will be a Black male President and a gay male President before there is a woman president in 2004.” I didn’t believe him then, I kind of do now. He wasn’t advocating for it. Just telling me what he thought was true.

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@NicolasEdny There aren’t enough of us that are tired enough of it, though.

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@KarenKtmp Tweets like this are a Rorschach test. The responses say a lot more about the person than they do about me. :) Interesting phenomenon to watch.

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@BarbaraKJanik @SpryGuy Hope you told her why. Before I ever see a therapist, I go through a checklist over the phone: You’re not going to recommend aromatherapy are you? You’re not gonna tell me to pray about it are you? You’re not a Republican are you?

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@laurast51362949 @Yngve_UT I think also a little bit of what’s going on here is that so many people HAVE been victimized or were victimized as children. MY kid is safe, happy, and secure, not every kid is. People see things through their own lens. I get it.

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@FoxNews You know they don’t get to keep the clothes, right? But also, what about the $70,000 rug on Trump’s head?

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Making calls for @ossoff Verbatim: “Why are you callin’ me?! I’M voting for him. And @ReverendWarnock . You don’t need to call me no more. You NEED to be calling them white folks. I’m voting. You KNOW I’m voting. Call some white folks, honey.” Mr. Washington. I love him.

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@SkyBlueTsunami @ksorbs It never ceases to amaze me how often he gets so close to the point, and yet, never gets it. Like, every single time.

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@jaketapper Yes, hi, I see you Jake Tapper, willing to look away from the brutal slaughter of a US resident in Washington post columnist when Trump was president but holding Biden accountable for it.

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@fritzcomputer There’s a difference between doing something and feeling bad about doing it. She didn’t feel bad at all.

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@Storyk61Karen Hey Karen, I understand what you’re saying. It was funny, and honestly a little bit shocking. She is only 11, after all. We try to monitor their media consumption, but they’re independent little beings, with friends, cell phones, and internet access. I promise, she’s a good kid.

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My 76 year old white father. She’s going to win, guys.

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For what it’s worth, I don’t mind spending tax dollars trying to rescue the people who got into a Diet Coke can to look at the titanic. But then, I also don’t mind giving kids free lunches at school, funding public libraries, and paying for WIC with tax dollars, either.

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@Monie625 @krucoff @maggieserota

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@Jwheels_74 My new kink is watching racists lose their jobs for being racist.

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@D25610 Oh, she’s only using a couple of tablespoons at a time. It doesn’t bother me. I just didn’t know she was doing it. I didn’t even know she knew to.

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My district (USD 231) is holding a school board meeting tonight. Ken and Karen didn’t know what was coming! My friends showed up in NUMBERS to fight against LGBTQ+ discrimination. I am SO proud of our little community. Rural Kansas. The abortion vote wasn’t an anomaly! 🏳️‍🌈

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My bi 20 yo daughter just texted me. “Bruce Springsteen 👀 “ Yes, indeed, child. Yes, indeed. Young, old, gay, straight, everyone loves The Boss.

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@TimRunsHisMouth You mean Dr. Demetre Daskalakis, graduate of NYU Med and Harvard’s School of Public Health, former Medical Director at Mount Sinai, Deputy Commissioner of NYC’s Dept of Health’s disease control division? THAT Demetre Daskalakis? Awesome

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@pattonoswalt Every girl whoever went to high school, knows this guy. Maybe not this specific one, but we know him.

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@WajahatAli We’re not shaming him for his weight, we’re enjoying how much it’s going to annoy him. There is a difference. Besides, “morbidly obese“ isn’t a judgment. It’s a medical term. And it’s accurate.

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