The Mayor @u0sipvw Twitter profile

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

No longer addicted to alcohol now I’m just addicted to being That Bitch

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

This man straight up does not care if I live or die but when he came over for sex at 3am he brought me a peach, what does this mean

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

Let me clarify, dude walked into my room with his phone, keys, wallet and a peach. Nothing else. Goes “I brought this for you.” like ???? Thank you ??????? Are you in love with me?????

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The Mayor

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3 months

Watching this brought me to tears

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The Mayor

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2 months

How this make you feel white boy

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1 month

@_mattr__ Lmfao just like on the ground

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1 month

@friendlykitties Over my dead, well serviced body

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

Lotta fine bitches in Seattle, looks like

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4 months

🇺🇸 USA turns slowly in some post apocalyptic Wild West.

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The Mayor

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3 months

And it’s not even close

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@beyoncegarden

3 months

what's the funniest moment on live TV you've ever seen😭

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The Mayor

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1 month

@jaylb301 No 💕

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The Mayor

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2 months

Quitting my job to focus on what’s important (rootbeer floats)

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The Mayor

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1 month

@AgainDread Stone fruit enthusiasts

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The Mayor

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5 months

Legends never die

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5 months

@u0sipvw GM I think about your Mary tweet once a month

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The Mayor

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3 months

@CantEverDie Coworkers for real always be on that “have you seen ___ you gotta watch ___” type of shit

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The Mayor

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2 months

Talking about “it’s on sight” but instead of fighting we’re kissing

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

This is how they checked my bag when I was in rome

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5 months

How many spaghetti do you need to lift a suitcase? [📹 johnnybranco_]

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

Nah you better get the FUCK up out of my way

irene🌻

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3 months

Cooking togheter is a form of intimacy >>>

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

Saw something insane today

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

@AllBiteNoBark88 Curious along with the others about the 88, please respond

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The Mayor

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1 month

@no_goblins The pure hatred you have for the men in my life is one of my favorite things

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

At the point in my life where sometimes I just push stuff off the edge of my nightstand or off of counters and let them fall to the ground. Like I just don’t care anymore

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

slatt ✧

@slqttyo

2 months

Who got that one tweet

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

I thought this was cereal :/

flaviusvalens

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2 months

Someone tell Scrub Daddy that there's a new sheriff in town 🤠🫡

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

Hope this helps 💕

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

Told my kid I liked their outfit when I was dropping them off at school this morning and they said “please don’t make small talk” ……..

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 years

Proud Italian American costume 1/2

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

6 months

Remember when Taco Bell kept fucking my order up so I tweeted at them and said if they didn’t send me $100 I would k*ll myself and it got me suspended? Well that was almost 3 years ago and not only did they not send me any money but they ONCE AGAIN DID NOT CUT MY QUESADILLA

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

Hunter Biden filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel, driving at 172mph on way to Vegas orgy

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Can’t believe some of the unhinged shit in my dm requests rn lmaooo

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

@ArmAndUnionize Not dissimilar

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

Not beating the being perfect allegations any time soon

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

**** ******

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

@Kiwipuppo So what I did was I texted him and said “come over and have sex with me” and he said “ok”

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

This is literally just me

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5 months

seabass sent me this last night and now im walking around at work huffing and puffing like an agitated grizzly bear

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

Just married the dude that gave me the sex peach ♥️🙏✨

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

I’m so drunk in this video but I still got her ass lmaooo

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

9 months

9/11

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Now that likes are private etc etc

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

Oh the US doesn’t have castles like the rest of the world??? Explain this then?????

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

She’s out of the house

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

9 months

My grandma just said “did I ever tell you I shot my fathers dog one time”

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

Apple, next question

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

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1 year

Name a fruit without the letter "a"

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Happy Friday ($uosipaw)

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The Mayor

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1 month

@scenefiend Cubby huh

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

This might be hard to believe but I also have a backwards Phillies hat on

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

This would piss me the fuck off

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Patient went in for a bladder stone; it turns out it’s a calcified baby she never birthed

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The Mayor

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1 year

@wapplehouse

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

Shout out to stimulant addicted weird girls, this one’s for you

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

He’ll look up at me like this until I lean down and let him kiss me 🥲

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

I’ve been TRYING

Uniqua ۵

@KekeLuv_

5 months

Yall ever fucked a follower?

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

I love her

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

👍/👎?

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@u0sipvw

1 month

Am i serving here or do I look like an old swamp witch

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

6 months

Absolute fucking lunatic from my high school yearbook

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

@schedelmeter Pretty degrading of you to imply I’m being used as a sex object and have no autonomy when it comes to my sex life. Really highlights your inherently sexist worldview and miseducated ideals regarding a woman’s relationship with her own sexual identity and body, but go off king 😘

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@u0sipvw

1 month

@sooimsydney Actually pic of me with all the peaches I’ve collected from men

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

In honor of Ariana Grande’s 31st birthday here’s my cans hbd girl

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

Need someone with a fat d*ck to just rub it around on the outside a lil bit

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The Mayor

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The Mayor

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9 months

I will be never be anyone’s peace again

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The Mayor

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4 months

I muted her name like a year ago yet it still haunts me bc yall can’t shut the fuck up no matter how mid the music is

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 years

These guys are losers

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1 year

New stupid ass tattoo just dropped

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

Damn he looks like a huge loser

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

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Rittenhouse training for the Civil War.

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

This dude has been posting hardcore porn in my replies for weeks now and tonight he decided to send me one directly

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

In a k hole but it’s not ketamine, I’m pegging a guy named Keith

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

3 months

Shift change

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

@jaylb301 can’t hear them over the sound of me having tons of great fwb sex whenever I want, unfortunately :/

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

FART

Alex Kay

@itsalexkay

4 months

I stop right next to you at Costco… what do you do?

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

Guess who is driving us to the casino right now lmfaooooooooo AAAAAA

The Mayor

@u0sipvw

10 months

Not to sound like a horny milf or anything but I’d let my sons taekwondo instructor snap me in half like pine wood

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

Pikachu would never talk to me like this

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Hate this crybaby bitch fr

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Sadness spills popcorn during showing of #InsideOut2 .

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4 months

Only beautiful perfect sweeties can see this ♥️

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 years

I don’t remember anything that happened after midnight but I’m here to tell you it’s my birthday!!!!

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

LOOK AT HIMB

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

The amount of people thinking he’s using me for sex is wild when I’m literally using him for sex 😭😭😭 y’all realize women enjoy orgasms as well right?? Like is everyone okay??????

The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 month

This man straight up does not care if I live or die but when he came over for sex at 3am he brought me a peach, what does this mean

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Getting a lil practice in

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The Mayor

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3 months

Why are they coming for me like this

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

You can do it 💕💪🍃

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

5 months

I peaked here

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@Xenocantshush

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What everyone’s og pfp that only the real og’s will remember ? 🤔

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@u0sipvw

5 months

Florida person here! They already have built them! And it’s shitty! Moreover, overdevelopment of this land has been detrimental to the single most diverse ecosystem in the US which is home to several already extremely endangered species of plants and animals. Hope this helps!

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why doesn't florida build any housing here?

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

Does anyone even remember what I look like

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@u0sipvw

1 year

@RoxyTall She should be making him pack his things and head to the courthouse!!!

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1 month

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

One of my homies got his finger stuck in a machine at work today and now he doesn’t have that finger anymore lmaooo

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

1 year

POV you’re telling me all your secrets and I’m making you feel comfortable, loved and accepted before I wrap you up in a lil web and eat your liquified guts for dinner

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

2 months

Monday afternoon vibe check

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The Mayor

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5 months

Made pasta if you even fucking care

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

I’m built like this jsyk

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@bbAthenaa

4 months

do you fw girls built like this 🥹

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The Mayor

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3 months

Cats are right

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The Mayor

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5 months

Looking for answers

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

4 months

Is this salt burn? I still haven’t seen it but I think that’s what this is from

Whack Morris

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Just tinkering in the shed.

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The Mayor

@u0sipvw

9 months

Oh you’re still at your family’s house just miserable and you wish you could be at home with no pants on?? Well guess where the fuck I am, haters and losers