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7 days

"Why did the people stand for such conditions?" The answer to that is short, simple and savage. These weren't people, they were a labor force. When society unanimously, for a long time treats man as less than human, he becomes so. ~Stefan Lorant

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2 years

This is how we got where we are. According to the U.S. Department of Education, 54% of U.S. adults 16-74 years old - about 130 million people - lack proficiency in literacy, reading below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level.

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5 months

Look at this illegal....oh wait, he's an American MAGA child rapist. WHAT a shock.

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5 months

West Virginia volunteer firefighter, William Pettry, has pled guilty to raping his 11 year old stepdaughter & recording it. Pettry faces up to 130 years in prison.

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3 years

@DanPriceSeattle I applied to your company and while I wasn't offered a position, your team took the time to reply and thank me for my interest. TOP NOTCH!

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5 months

@antifaoperative The man who assaulted me when I was a child was a sheriff's deputy. Also not a drag queen.

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2 years

@WFLA @GovRonDeSantis @USouthFlorida So Florida is the land of the Freedoms to do as they choose, unless their Governor tells them to do what HE wants to them to do, then it's his way or the highway. Got it.

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3 months

Ever since Sarah Paulson treated me like crap when I was her server in New Orleans, it's very hard to watch her on screen. She was an absolute cunt.

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2 years

@KellDA Forty Five Thousand Dollars For a fucking purse.

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3 years

@SuzeQKnits Our neighbor is an ER nurse at a large hospital here. He is not the same person he was even a year ago. I try to not bother him, I say hi and ask if he needs anything when I see him. He always says no thanks and walks inside his house.

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1 year

@antifaoperative I hate these posts, but I know they are a necessary evil. Thanks, Beks for your tireless efforts to shine light on the darkness.

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3 months

@BobTells Last time I checked, I'm the boss of me, Bob.

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4 months

@juliethardt That's Miss Jenkins and ain't nobody better say nothing about Miss Jenkins.

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3 months

@grimcity Funny twist. Michael Fassbender was a regular at the same time. He was a god-damned gentleman. They were shooting 12 Years a Slave.

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3 years

@fred_guttenberg Too young to: 1. vote 2. drive 3. work full time 4. get married 5. donate blood 6. buy property 7. be a juror 8. run for office 9. sign a contract

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3 years

@catfishyak The whole Wal-Mart thing alone is worthy of me lighting multiple candles for your safe return. You do know that those stores contain 3 of known levels of hell, right?

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4 months

Oh look. Another, straight, male, kid fucking cop. But the gays!!!

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4 months

Illinois police officer, Carter Meister, has been sentenced to only 4 years in prison for raping a child who he had a supervisory role over.

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5 months

Stop. Playing. The. National. Anthem. At. Sporting. Events. Just stop it already.

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3 years

@kathygriffin Ms. Griffin, I've been posting a thank you note over and over. Here goes again: I was in a very dark place years ago after a dear friend completed suicide. My support peeps took me to see your show. That 2 ish hours reset my brain and I was able to laugh again. Thank you!

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2 years

@TrustMyLips @tweetogram Part of it is that the uneducated have spent decades vilifying the "educated elite" to the point that being an ignoramus is a badge of honor.

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4 months

Senator Osoff is not mincing words, but he his cutting through the Republicans bullshit tactics, especially those of the Mr Trump.

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“No one—and I mean no one—is interested in or takes seriously lectures on border security from Senate Republicans.” You need to watch @SenOssoff

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3 years

@Brian_Sauve We understand your subtext, Brian.

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3 years

@RaeLoverde @RobertNBCLA @AmericanAir @JFKairport @JohnWayneAir @FBI I fly first class. I mask. I'm vaxxed. Getting boosted Saturday. The rules apply to me and I abide by them. Always.

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3 years

@mkerrhardy The lack of curb appeal is not surprising.

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8 months

Made candied pecans for the first time in my life. The house smells like Christmas.

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1 year

@LeahRemini Where is Shelly Miscavige! Leah, you and @MikeRinder have shone so much light on what really goes on in Scientology.

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3 years

@LakotaMan1 My ancestor's had so many opportunities after arriving on these lands. Instead of learning from Native Peoples and creating a potentially mutually beneficial society, they tore the Native Cultures to shreds and stomped on eons of history to suit their desires. I will not forget.

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3 years

#ZuckerbergIsATraitor is trending. How very majestic and regal.

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3 years

Me, who doesn't have Instagram or Facebook accounts watching the collapse of society.

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3 years

@LakotaMan1 I follow you because I learn and am reminded of how my ancestors stole this land from so many. It hurts to see what we did, I can't imagine how it feels for Native People's, but I'm trying. Thank you for letting me bear witness, Lakota Man.

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6 months

This and gallon jug of orange juice and we were parade ready. #IYKYK

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2 years

@antifaoperative As a survivor of years of sexual assault as a child, this kind of thing makes me want to drive to WV. It's right next door... 🎯🤬

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6 months

@Lumosynth I may have been born in the Midwest, but my heart is from NYC! I frigging love New Yorkers!

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2 years

I'm in trouble. Lost my wedding band somewhere in the backyard. Nice knowing ya.

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3 years

@Cernovich @mattgaetz "Actual mass killers don't apologize!" Yo, Republicans! Gotta a new campaign slogan for your party.

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3 years

@LakotaMan1 Natives on the Navajo Nation also need to benefit from the BBB plan of President Biden. Starting with a water system that provides safe, fresh water to each home there.

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3 years

@MacFarlaneNews They put snipers on rooftops this morning to take down a statue in Richmond. If they can do that...

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4 months

Well lookie here, y'all. This guy forgot that the 2nd amendment only applies in these United States of America.

American stuck in Turks and Caicos jail ammo found in his luggage

Ryan Watson is facing 12 years in prison after accidentally leaving four rounds of ammo in his carry-on bag on a trip to the Caribbean islands, which he said was simply a 'bonehead mistake.'

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2 years

Y'all wondering why "old" people going to bed at 9pm? It's not because we old, it's because cause we stoned.

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2 years

Today is my 5th wedding anniversary. Hub and I had to postpone our New Orleans long weekend, so we're going to a really nice restaurant for dinner. Italian. Kind of posh but not stuffy. I'm grateful for him in more ways than I can count. He's my best friend too.

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3 years

@LakotaMan1 The information about the history of Natives and what my ancestors did to them is necessary and important to all our futures. Thank you again, Lakota Man.

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3 years

@NotHoodlum Reason number 2021 that I don't step foot in Wal-Mart.

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3 years

@grantstern Um. I can't say it. Not in the mood to get booted off this platform. Just yet.

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4 years

@michell14051199 @BillOReilly Where I live, the power is on, we have running water and heat. If anything I see from around the country is alternative weather facts. See how fucking stupid that sounds?

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2 years

He said he could shoot someone on 5th Avenue. Instead he put the entire country in jeopardy, including his dimwitted followers by selling top-secret documents to foreign adversaries. Lock his dumb ass up already! #ArrestTrump

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2 years

Her side eye...

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2 years

So...we did a thing today. I am so excited!

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6 months

It's not King Cake, but it is a MG tradition around these parts: PACZKI (POONCH-KEY) Paczki is a pre-Lenten Mardi Gras tradition deriving from the Polish word meaning little package. Basically filled donuts but so much more!

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6 months

The octogenarian key maker at our local hardware store, in his shaky handwriting marks the price and then carefully folds over the top of the bag, and for that moment we are both back in an analog world.

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7 months

My New Orleans chef/friend who now lives here in Pittsburgh made me a muffaletta and I'm about to go bonkers. The bread is surprisingly good and the interior is spot on.

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11 months

If the voting populace of this country cared as much, and were as actively vocal about who's in office, as they do about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, etal, we'd be golden.

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2 years

We met Hubs organ donor this evening. She, her husband and their daughter are the kind of people the world needs more of.

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2 years

This is Betty. She was caught mid-flight. Drop your four legged friends in the replies, please. I need a break.

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8 months

I'm late to the party but the whole Taylor Swift fan base lashing out at Kim Kardashian for being a super cunt is surprisingly satisfying to see.

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2 years

@bajabug I'm your grandson. Read at college level by 6th grade. It's both a blessing and a burden.

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3 years

@SunshineJennB @sweetcorrieb @SuzeQKnits If I'm not crying about the amazing outpouring of kindness generated by my initial comment...well, I am crying. There's a lot of good peeps, sometimes I forget that.

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2 years

@caslernoel More than half the guest hosts on SNL are very obviously staring at their prompters. Mick Jagger for example.

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3 years

Anyone else notice that a certain segment of our society never posts family photos with their kids holding books?

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2 years

John Cornyn is a bitch.

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2 years

Lindsey Graham is a bitch.

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4 months

A friend who did the 23 and Me thing and found his dad wasn't his father, has been pestering me to do it too. I waited about 2 months and then told him not only did I do the test, but I am his uncle. I didn't do the test, but it was fun to watch him lose his shit about it.

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3 years

I swore to never marry. So did my hubs. Today is our anniversary. Funny how things work out. He's the best friend I always wanted and he loves me in the way I always needed.

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3 years

@freshwaterpurl Don't Stand So Close to Me. by The Police. Pandemic appropriate and shit.

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3 years

Did everyone else get through the night without walking the streets with an AR-15 pretending to be an EMT?

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5 months

Is anyone else exhausted with this decade already?

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1 year

Ol' Margie Three Toes gonna mouth off to the wrong person on 5th Ave and get her ass handed to her.

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2 years

I see Hannibal Lector. Hub sees Abraham Lincoln. Hub needs to rethink some things.🌻

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3 months

Our neighbor is playing Steely Dan and I'm ready to turn the hose on him.

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5 months

Welp. This little rat face is 7 years old today and I can't believe she's been with us for 6.5 of them! Happy Birthday, Betty! 🎂🦴

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3 years

The 70's was the laziest decade for American cooking.

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3 years

Betty being adorable. Post a pic of your pet/s please. I need a TL cleanse.

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3 months

@1moondanser She was so fucking rude and disrespectful.

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2 years

@RepSwalwell He's a real fucking asshole, all the time.

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3 years

@kathygriffin Where's a hurricane when you need one?

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5 months

Anyone else old enough to recall the dental shaming that would happen in grade/middle school when we would have to chew a pill to see how well we had brushed our teeth that morning?

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2 years

Today has been the shit day from hell at work. Have had not one, not two, but three old white guys be fucking assholes because they can't handle the word NO. Even got called the F word. The one that straight people do NOT get to say EVER/ Thanks for listening.

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3 years

@JYSexton Fahrenheit 451 was supposed to be a warning, not a How-to.

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3 years

@catfishyak Send him a 23 and Me gift card. Stat!

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2 years

@sowegaCat This trash

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2 years

Elon challenged Vlad to a cage match. Winner takes Ukraine. Men, we're why the world is the way it is.

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2 years

Where's all my emotional support tweep fam, right now? I need a virtual fucking hug/s. No bad news rec'd, just feeling very raw with my feelz just below the surface. All of them, all at once.

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11 months

@Johnson4Dallas @SouthwestAir Will they be switching to another airline mid flight?

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11 months

@waltermasterson He is no smoker. He learned that from his Andrew Tate online courses.

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3 years

@DanPriceSeattle Did you mean, didn't GET Democrats more votes?

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3 years

@ImSpeaking13 No state mandated mental health programs and facilities are a huge part of how we got to this point.

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1 year

Our final piece of furniture arrived today. Ordered last August. I know it's just sitting in the middle of the room, but I've been waiting 7 months for this. Thank you for your cooperation.

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4 months

Picked up these flowers at Trader Joe's today. Would you agree that they're worth it?

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7 months

My most liked tweet of the year is a pic of 1/4 of a sandwich. Know your target audience.

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My New Orleans chef/friend who now lives here in Pittsburgh made me a muffaletta and I'm about to go bonkers. The bread is surprisingly good and the interior is spot on.

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2 years

Amy Klobuchar reminded the nation that we didn't have an air force when the constitution was written. I❤️‍🔥her!

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3 months

Since I've quit smoking cigarettes in 2015, I've not spent $26,000 on them over that time. What a fucking thing to consider.

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7 months

@antifaoperative Why do so many jesus people harm children?

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2 years

"Say, 'Let's Go, Brandon', one more time, mutherfucker. I dare ya."

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2 years

Caption this pic.

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2 years

You haven't lived til you've eaten Olive Loaf.

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10 months

Homage to New Orleans porches. The color choice. IYKYK

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8 months

Hub is trifling this morning. Red Velvet Madeline, Raspberry Orange, Marscarpone and whipped cream.

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@dieworkwear Today's word.

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2 years

@ashleyroybal My mother hasn't spoken to or even tried to contact me in over ten years. I spent my life trying to get her to just love me, but she wasn't able. I'm sorry you had to cut your son off for being a Republican.

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2 months

We've arrived.

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3 years

Me and Hubs, New Orleans Halloween 2012.💀🕸🕷🌚 I'm the bloke on the right. 🦇

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1 year

This is our first spring in this house and I am loving everything about it.

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2 years

Years ago I took this pic(left) on a hiking trail and imagined this as feature of our someday yard. Then we moved to our house and lo and behold, underneath a tangle of vines I discovered this. Don't put a date on magic.