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@scumwife

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pass me that blood of Christ, I’m trying to catch a buzz

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Say goodmorning to my messy hair
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Mirror selfie in my new place, one like = one jiggle
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In a silly mood
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@dklmarxist He’s in my thoughts and prayers
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Do y’all like me in big baggy clothing too
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Good morning how’s the view
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Good morning
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Had a beer in the shower and I’m ready for a nap 🤘🏻
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@ThePopTingz Can I sell contacts that have seen enough for 10k or
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@panoparker @chlorisdemeter My grandfather almost threw up when I showed him that the cheapest thing you can get where I live is around $400k and it’s a double-wide trailer
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@borkbjorkborkbu @dyingvape Feel like you’re trying to justify this because you’re the type of person to overreact and use someone as a punching bag if they don’t say the exact right thing. Your response is false.
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Working from home and taking breaks to be in the sun is the best ☀️
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@nonbinarybooty Why is it being sexualized because it’s a pole. This is an actual hard sport and she’s not doing ANY exotic choreography
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@Bornakang The way she’s looking at the camera sent me
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Ignore my tan (burn) lines
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@ask_aubry This is rock bottom of the dating pool
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@BIBLEGIRL222 “Y’all are satanic” “True”! I want to travel the world with her
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@ask_aubry Oh I’m disturbed
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@JoshuaPHilll Her calling them tyrants made my entire week better
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@jaubreyYT The type of people who shoots Girl Scouts for sport
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@Bornakang If I see a kid staring at me I run I don’t need to know what’s wrong with me today
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@capriciouscappy People love to idolize the mega-rich and be like “look! He’s standing! What an inspiration!!!”
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@Emmmyalluu @FightHaven A reach? Bear spray can kill you. Why do people think it’s a toy?
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@ask_aubry This doesn’t give me hope that men mature with age
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Life update: moving is overwhelming send support
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