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@DrainSaint As a lineman, I was told it takes the "3 D's" to succeed: dedication, a DUI, and a divorce.

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@robloxfemboy I think this person is an example of a terminally online person's final form. You can't go any further than this.

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@TheGattoniCelli Counterpoint: nobody in the red wants to live in a dense city, it's probably why they live there.

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@tanayj Middlemen are ruining our economy. From college administrators to pharmacy benefit managers, we are plagued with useless and powerful industries whose sole purpose is to justify their own existence and take as much money as they can reach.

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@SergeantAngel_ I hope everyone understands this is pseudoscience. It's like dowsing rods, there's water everywhere underground so you're bound to get lucky eventually. Clouds appear and disappear constantly, without the interference of a caveman with a magic wand.

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@mcmansionhell This building would have stayed upright if it had sheathing. It's the builder's fault, not the building design.

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@highlifeamigo Box only says 3000mg

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@MatthewDR @TESLA_winston @elonmusk Where do you think your electricity comes from, Matthew?

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@SpeaksNanda I would die if I was late to anything

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@meatballtimes No, I can't imagine any woman doing this, because this is a masculine response. Your response, however, absolutely was not.

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@dissproportion Hmm. It's almost like they don't get stolen often, wonder why.....

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@albafella1 Ukraine supporters probably boast about their empathy but will cheer when soldiers are blown into pieces.

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@beetlemoses Pls make this one a print 🙏🙏

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@einstein2004113 I don't think this is making the point that you think it's making.

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@LeefUnderscore But honestly, if you are a nihilist, what's stopping you from off-ing it?

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@theneedledrop Now do Islam

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@_david_ho_ Except in the example you gave, the SUV was in an accident with a much larger vehicle. In this scenario, purchasing a larger vehicle saved lives at the consequence of nothing.

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@MKVRiscy Online circles of pedophiles consider it a badge of honor to include your own face in pornography. He likely did it *because* it was such a high risk (even though it took a long time to invert the filter)

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@cabby Very true. I ordered a fake from China and it was confiscated at customs and the guy reached out to me to sincerely apologize and shipped it through a different company.

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@POSTBIOLOGICAL @Blueberryelf1 Maybe they shouldn't try to rape people then.

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@CallaWalsh You are completely unable to criticize anti-theft infrastructure if you condone shoplifting

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@howdyfoax_ @freelancegoon Not everyone deserves to be saved. If you put someone's life in danger, willingly or not, you put your own life in danger.

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@pschofie79 Just learned there's a single fancy word to describe throwing someone out of a window.

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@nodrectionhome He's backed up to the wall, a hatch door opens behind him and his legs are carefully lifted upwards while his head stays stationary. You can even see his legs kick forward under the dress after he jumps through.

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@generalquixote Our cities have entire sections dedicated to different cultures/ethnicities. Little Italy, Chinatown, etc. You claim propaganda has made us think this, but I believe you're so anti-american, you'll believe anything if it belittles our country.

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@zasterrostrovia But that is how I really look when a flashlight is taken

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@eyeslasho @EndWokeness Pretty anecdotal for a stats account

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@AtheistsL In that video, he literally looks and talks like he's possessed so I doubt they were commenting on the plane.

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@lastpositivist I didn't know it was cringe to like nighthawks 😔

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@blephin_ Umm are you racist, perchance?

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@loserbent Actually, it's dangerous to give intravenous black-market drugs to children. Samples were reported to have hair in them.

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@autismpills Trying to force him to change would only solidify his path. Sometimes things need to run their course, not everyone is a great person their entire lives.

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@Scearpo That's a lot of words to say that you're miserable.

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@CookiMous @MechanicusBirb @Amygdyla1 "This person is bad so anything bad I say about them is true"

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@JimKiwi_ @mcmansionhell What.

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@goofxist NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

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@jacw212 @LeefUnderscore Those are the same thing, friend

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@eyeslasho This is true with 2 major caveats. 1. Many of the sentences given to Jan 6th attendees are grossly inflated and unjust. 2. We're witnessing violent assault cases in major cities with very little sentencing given to the perpetrators. I believe this is the heart of Tim's point.

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@eyeslasho Prior to 2003? I can only assume it's even worse nowadays

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@feministevee As a dude, you gotta be HELLA weird to be chill with a guy who owns a sex doll.

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@Sietchposting It was a great movie but I can't say it did the book justice. The first movie cut some things, but the second movie guts so many interesting and important characters and plot points.

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@Gmoney2234561 They're turning onto microplastics now too

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@meatcanyon You + this cart = cashier thinking they're seeing the most divorced dad ever

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@ZaidJilani Unbelievable larp. You've never met a single Southern person.

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@ChoujinVirus Sometimes you get a nice reminder that gatekeeping is actually a good thing

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@real_lord_miles Sadly, I think this is the Creator of that specific image, not Miku itself

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@Dylanmooersr @IMAO_ At least it's able to admit that it's compromised, even if you have to essentially pull its teeth.

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@theneedledrop "If your religion needs defending from multiple foreign powers, it probably...sucks?"

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@punished_stu Is that a bad thing? This image is crazy.

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@heroesahead @bookberryfairy I wish this was true but boxers are expensive.

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@MoonMilkBags "...erm, they're literally the bad guys?? You should be happy to see him suffering???"

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@Not_Merritz I love watching artists trying to convince themselves the steamroller isn't actually moving towards them.

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@mermanmotel The way the world has to die for America to live

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@deadbodyonline Calm down, You'll never have to worry about having a family.

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@tremastz @robloxfemboy Lol I noticed that after I posted it but no, I mean the weird furry person

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@hyejusfavperson Riled up

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@blatherwhick But Domino's pizza is $1 more and 2x as good. It's not gross, it's just a bad choice!

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@fncischen This car is really cool but he forgot to mention it costs ~$149,000.

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@turrible_tao Correlation is not causation. They are two different words meaning two very different things. Your econ professor is wrong.

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@sammysangel @ell_davisX "illegal immigration is made up by conservatives, and if you make it easier for them to come, the whole issue fixes itself!" How many lobotomies have you had?

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@InsaneCope The real answer is that terrestrial insect populations have decreased while the freshwater insect population has increased. We've still got enough bugs, there's just less of them on highways.

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@philipletsou How is this based? This woman clearly killed this person.

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@AdamFriedland Tell him you're the George Santos kind

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@ChiefBlackfin @abs1k_ "just do what you want" is pretty bad professional advice.

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@KenDBerryMD @MattWalshBlog "Semi-starving" yourself is called dieting, and yes, we should encourage obese people to do that until they are a normal weight.

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@yitgordon @DPW_RichmondVA Who sees a bicycle on a sidewalk and thinks "you're not supposed to be there"?

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@TheSimpsons What. Did. You. Do. To. Marge.

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@Tropica58463732 @CatholicSmark @aziz0nomics @CaptainYote That's a baseless assumption. Threatening and menacing someone to their face is a threat based on proximity. By simply being in the same room, the threat is completely valid.

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@EmmaTalksComics Maybe people can have identity crises without wanting to drug themselves, Emma.

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@ChristoSilvia @MKVRiscy 45 mph isn't highway speed, what are you talking about?

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@Settacutie Thank God I don't know what any of that means

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@mr_james_c @8chabard @pmarca Are photos art? Are paintings art? You should've thought this one through.

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@reddit_lies It's not undefined because you can define it as "undefined"

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@carronJphillips Why don't you spend more time trying to ruin children's lives?

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@SwannMarcus89 I'm new to statistics so forgive any foolishness, but isn't that correlation really low?

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@Lukedeliberates @mcmansionhell Just sheets of anything, plywood, fiberglass, metal. Likely builder incompetence, but could have been a number of things. Late delivery, delayed work. A good rule of thumb is to sheathe a floor before moving to the next one, or before you move onto the roof.

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@fernbirg It's probably the parking spots of the students who died. Like the Giants stadium commuter lot after 9/11.

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@efftheuniparty @hyperboris277 @salacio Don't worry, when you die, everyone will forget you.

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@Gravantus Mein Kampf is one of the unique books, isn't it

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@Tsunami1_ @RichardElric2 @TheGattoniCelli Because efficiency is the only meaningful measure of goodness

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@Scearpo I have a friend like this, who goes out of his way to show his indifference to missed experiences. He says he has POMO (pride of missing out) constantly but it's because he's stuck in his shell.

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@ILbrandonite He's the current president, he should be getting talked about more than Trump.

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@Noahpinion They're saying it's a pilot error or auto pilot error. Turbulence isn't enough to drop you 3,000 ft out of the sky.

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@timecaptales This one is particularly striking because the shadow blends with his mustache, so you can almost see what he looks like without it.

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@Real_Eathic @ZFlawles1s We can't even guarantee those things to our citizens, why should illegal immigrants gain access to those things?

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@WillJH21 1. High housing prices 2. Crime 3. High taxes. Immigration has absolutely nothing to do with any of these issues!!

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@Paifuuu @AaronCrook123 @VaushV Stay out of our politics, disgusting quebecois

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@philbastow2 @eyeslasho It's nothing to cry over. Hyper-emotional people shouldn't hold any power.

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@joshtetrick @ERocky66 I can go to my butcher, buy a cow, and watch him butcher it in front of me. All the power to you but don't act like this is better in any aspect to real meat.

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@GreenTextRepost @ShikabaneGTs I have a buddy like this but he does it on purpose. He says he likes women who scare him.

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@nykyt0sha You're correct to say he shouldn't be there, but haven't you considered that he's a victim of powers beyond his control?

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@nomanautomata The samurai lived to serve the daimyo, the cowboy and pirate lived to serve themselves. Samurai is honestly the worst choice here.

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@PhillipLawler1 @LBC You'll never understand the joy of being hammered at 9:00am at an airport Applebee's

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@OlympusGangZae FYI Microsoft word is probably the best program for writing resumes

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@Ken_Stonger @with_drama_v2 Imagine thinking you can flex on America 😂

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@Peggykelsede @reddit_lies It actually isn't a lie. HRT has been around for a while, women took it to ease menopause symptoms. It was linked to causing ovarian cancer and heart disease. And that's when a woman is taking estrogen. Imagine what it does to a male body.

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@MistressStreams @philipletsou Ex-CIA information-community Democratic Congresswoman reveals completely private information to a person they clearly loathe, and the person ends up dead a short while later. My bad, seems like a coincidence when I put it into perspective.

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@ZachWLambert @PCorinthia92240 Woah, a fat bearded liberal man who acts like a woman?!? You must be one in a million!

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@AdamThaSportFan The Superbowl is very disappointing this year because it could've been Ravens v. Lions. Now we're stuck with the two biggest Superbowl snooze-fest teams imaginable.

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@Lupinfthethird @beetlemoses I just interpret this as an out-of-touch old guy using a term he doesn't really understand yet. I also like his face in the second panel.

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