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Tony Soprano talking to Dr. Melfi after skimming the cover of Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon “A screaming came across this guy...”

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@freelancegoon I think it’s really cool how other countries when someone is suffering a mental health crisis like this they don’t get their head blown off by a fat loser homeowner or a fat loser cop,

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@iam_johnw There’s no way he scores he gets bodied if he runs it

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@lizagirl0 Have you ever walked in a restaurant that didn’t have any music playing? it’s awkward. You have to listen to people slurp and scrape their plates. People talk less when there’s no music

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@jelqme @oocmma It’s been that way for decades crybaby

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@ChrisPTaco69 Class 👏 solidarity 👏 does 👏not 👏exist 👏in 👏the 👏United 👏States👏 People don’t know what they don’t know

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@GMomurder That’s THE Ohio State buddy

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@One123Sly @PicturesFoIder But they also take it as an insult when you mess up their language, damned either way

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@TerribleFinance Ben understands the ultimate American project. This country is just a giant real estate scam. It’s the bedrock of this economy, always will be. George Washington himself was in the real estate scam game

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@CoachLenNSU @LeftistSense @_JESSrelax Curry got plenty of money man build a bigger fucking fence & plants and trees

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@GrillPillMax I agree with you about the cheese but put some respect on a butter burger Grilled burgers are dry

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@SnekTread @davidhmarsh @misterbloat @LeoOtherland If anyone knows cringe it’s a Twitter blue customer

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@thatisjosh @SpinninBackfist No just American

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@bdgrabinski Owen Wilson invented the term “let a naysayer know” LANK

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@DCSnyder5Fan This video game looks lame

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@_pem_pem I sing this to my wife. She doesn’t love it

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@munchgod3000 “Again we have deluded ourselves into believing the myth that capitalism grew and prospered out of the Protestant ethic of hard work and sacrifices. Capitalism was built on the exploitation of Black slaves and continues to thrive on the exploitation of the poor, both

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@shawnemerriman How many people did you ever tackle that weighed more than you? genuine question, maybe a couple tight ends?

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@NBCSGiants Not staying in shape during the off-season then blaming a team when you’re out of shape says a lot more about Blake Snell than it does the Giants

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@mattlieb The greatest comedy show ever made

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@sethharpesq Get used to it pal they’ve been trying to dismantle the USPSand strip it for parts (land mostly) for decades and they’re finally making some real progress

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@TimJDillon @noatishby Now have @AbbyMartin back on

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@zei_squirrel Lebensraum = Manifest Destiny. Brits/Americans are the OG Nazis

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6 years

@arielhelwani So 3 current or former USADA employees. Unbelievable

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@deep_beige This movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid

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@NBCS49ers Dude got put in a rear naked choke on multiple snaps and never got a single call holding is not even a thing anymore in the NFL. Why do they even pretend it is

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@scorpioblxck @fishontherun2 @annakhachiyan Bro your allowance isn’t disposable income, your mom worked hard for that money have some respect

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1 year

@fotomarcos @kron4news @DADianaBecton At some point you’re gonna have to grow up dude petty theft from corps is the least of your fucking concerns maybe talk to your company while your boss steals your wages maybe take it up with your governor why you don’t have any healthcare or any social benefits 🤡

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@catsigge @freelancegoon Yeah, your dad just got home from work. Make sure your homeworks done.

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@KNBR 2 little ducks taking a walk with their mommy, learning how to quack

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@TonyS_007 @awfulannouncing Which part was the racial part

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@kalebhorton “Gabriel, hit me up with a shrimp”

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@Imposter_Edits Instead of doing all that risking all of their lives putting them in a situation where they felt like they had to murder this guy they could’ve just boxed him in with their police cars and then tapped on the window boom case solved

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@acdipping @Bodhishevik Did you just compare North Korea to the third Reich???? For god sake even read a single book

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@lisa_dreher97 It was written during quarantine while she was listening to Billie Eilish, and was directly inspired by the lyrics. What did we really expect?

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2 years

@JeffnRoundRock @JeffSharlet You mean the billion dollar rip-off of Ferngully?

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@d06h0201 @BurakkuFlash @nojumper Did you just compare that clown to assange haha

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@conzmoleman Absolutely even if it’s just to confirm what you already know that same steel was used to build the east side of the bay bridge

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@DatBoyLouu @SarJnCharge @TheShadeRoom @TMZ @Akademiks Sijara "War Machine" Eubanks

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@corpseinorbit Brace Beldens story is undeniable sus. Are we really going to pretend it isn’t? I know TA put you on the map so to speak but his background is a just a little too absurd to pretend it’s above scrutiny c’mon now

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@KrangTNelson What

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@mattakersmusic “I pick up my cell phone every day and look into a blackmirror that is like a supercharged MK ultra blasting device & it told me not to worry it doesn’t work & it ended a long time ago”

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@outlaw_barber @TimJDillon Didn’t you say in a recent episode of your own show that the Civil War was not about slavery but started by banks?

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TJ definitely won that fight just look at these highlights #ufc

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@lakeeater US Armed Forces showing up to face the Cartels on the the frontlines in Juarez

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@SeanMcCarthyCom How many people ever hear about this?

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@MightyFetta @FloydMayweather Where did you pull those nice round stats from? Hahahahahaha

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@BugInsuranceMan @GrillPillMax I worked in kitchens for over a decade from porter to chef I promise you grilling a burger is the inferior way to cook a burger

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@KNBR This dude looks so comfortable on the losing podium of a Super Bowl. It’s genuinely upsetting.

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@conservaphobic @IndianaUniv Loser shit

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@NotoriousPBG I like when people use the word cope as if every single decision in their life isn’t fucking cope every Vape hit, every drink of coffee every tweet every time you put on a cute little outfit every time you play a nice record Fucking cope keep coping that’s all life is, is cope

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@KNBR "All due respect to Casey Schmitt, Luis Matos, they're not playoff players...They're nice stories." -John Lund

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@RobertSkvarla Check out the comments on all of his videos. He’s being praised as the most serious journalist out there

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@Brookwood408 @Coach_Yac 160 all purpose yards and two touchdowns. I think you might have brain damage, bro.

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@JenniferMusial @thrasherxy Cops don’t like when people don’t listen to them. This is a very common reaction to disobeying a cop

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@lazarwolfbk @battleforeurope The majority of humanity that will ever exist? In the future historians will look back at the US in an even worse context than the Nazis could have ever hoped

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@scorpioblxck @fishontherun2 @annakhachiyan Having a job & not paying for Twitter is absolutely a flex

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@diana_h @zei_squirrel Does it make you feel better to know most TV shows & movie made in the United States over the last century have been Altered or rewritten by the CIA, DOD, & Pentagon?

National Security Cinema: The Shocking New Evidence of Government Control in Hollywood

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@Leshchenkos @U2 When U2 shows up it doesn’t make people take the situation more seriously, it has the opposite effect.

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@scrap_icon When I was 17 Target fired me for putting “too many carts on the cart reclaimer” during the holidays

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@thehousered So optics & semantics are enough?

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@BellamyJ_ Don’t bring up Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant’s age when they started dating

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@scorpioblxck @fishontherun2 @annakhachiyan Stay cucked

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@savvytakes @JoshEberley You’ve never been to the City you can just say you’re from bumfuck Iowa and you watch Fox News One of the least violent cities in the country is San Francisco, never had fear walking through any area in my life at any time of day or night

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@holidorknight @dfsdavegomes @barnes_law You literally made that all up, show the face mask show the bad spots, oh that’s right you can’t it never happened

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@CharlieQuinnMMA @AnthonyP3777 @MMAJunkie Matt Brown overdosed, died & was brought back to life from Heroin. Conor has everything in the world= a beautiful wife, kids, parents, fame and wealth. He chooses to live like a junkie. Brown is 100% correct in his assessment of Conor, it’s a tough love assessment.

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@HotSpotHotSpot “Man accused of murder tries and finds himself innocent”

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@IAmDouglasKim This is wild, as a Californian I’ve always heard this from my Korean friends, their quiet but absolute hatred for blacks & when pressed on it they always reference the 92 riots not sure where it came from (cops lol) someone deliberately planted that lie in the Korean community

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@JosephLench @RamAbdu You’re confusing the Gaza Strip with the entire nation of Palestine retard

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It bears repeating. Umpires this series #NLDS #SFGiants

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@thiabetic31938 My brother, nearly every famous person or anyone with a career in media or the arts for that matter are the sons and daughters of rich folks, a lot of their parents worked for DoD or its subcontractors

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@DildoGaggins89 30mg Orange Sherberts

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@DaRealSkeet @YBeavis74G @DammmnCam He literally said “I fucked a man” so yeah, it might’ve been a CO but it sure as shit wasn’t a lady

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@AlanRMacLeod 👀

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@ch1w33th3d0g The hills do indeed have eyes

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@munchgod3000 black and white, both here and abroad.” —MLK The Three Evils speech, 1967

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@notbenfish After World War II they should’ve made Berlin the new Jerusalem & Germany they new Israel

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@crackconnoisser He’s Cuban it’s chill

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@CrocodileDungri @freelancegoon Those dudes are rotting in jail for the rest of their lives because they couldn’t wait to pull their guns out and use them

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@mertcentury There’s a deep rot inside the Anglosphere

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@darren_stallcup You live in one of the most expensive places on the planet, and you have a go fund me??

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@PresidentToguro @rustyrockets The British have always been like this since the very beginning, disgusting, sheep fucking, greedy perverts that wrap it up with polite language

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@TheGameDayMLB Giants all time franchise in all of American sports, suck it everyone else

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@petrus_nikola @PeccaryNotPig My brother, all things are one

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@drposhlost Ukraine, Phillipines, Syria that’s a super chill not sus at all travel history Why would anyone question it

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@KNBR They don’t call holding anymore it sucks

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@Lowkey0nline This reminds me that video I think Max Blumenthal did it years ago, its about 30 minutes of these guys just being white supremacist saying “this is a white nation” & “Arab should leave Israel” they self identify as white and white supremacist at that

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@CannibalSlang @GrillPillMax

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@WI_politics_now @AbbyMartin @kennardmatt @EmpireFiles Since when does China have 800+ military bases around the globe? Where are Chinas hundreds of burn pits? Can you even point to one of those things?

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@PapaFazuul It’s only 10 minutes long

My Wife is Retarded

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@Crashandmemes @JohnWakefieId That’s why he was Genuinely the greatest American president to ever live

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@AsterZephyrIsis By all means, go show them how it’s done. This is still better politics than just posting

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@RvrLrd @Kyla_Lacey This country was founded on “enlightened” principles of convincing poor whites that they were better than black and indigenous

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@jtorr115 @JalalAK_jojo I mean if you’ve ever been to America it’s not even remotely surprising. Colin Kaepernick took a knee at a football game and almost started a race war It’s permanently Opposite Day in the states

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