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Chris Doherty

10 months

Updated Travel Photo 🧵: April 2023 - 10 days in Italy (Venice, Florence, Montalcino, Rome) September 2023 - 6 days in Amsterdam

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3 months

@orhunt Love this!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It’s a really good depiction of a diaphragm wall construction. It is sort of like a chainsaw that cuts a trench, backfilled by a clay slurry, and eventually replaced by reinforcing and concrete. Likely an outside groundwater barrier/foundation for a new building.

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@HoustonTexans Cal’s image rehab is complete. He’s okay in our minds. Now: We want all black uni’s in Nashville! You want oil? We ARE the oil.

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1 year

OMG! #SFB13 I really am grateful and a bit in disbelief! Thank you @ScottFish24 This should be fun! I’ll try not to disappoint!

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3 months

OMG! Thank you @ScottFish24 and @FantasyCaresOrg for the invitation to #SFB14 ! I'll be drafting in Houston in the Jim Lovell Division on July 6th. Love paying homage to Apollo 13! But we've got no problems in Houston today!

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1 year

@WorldBollard Definitely need more bollards in the world.

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1 year

Holy shit. A car smashed through a cafe while they were recording a podcast. 😳

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24 days

I got to live draft in the @FantasyCaresOrg @ScottFish24 Bowl 14 #SFB14 today in Houston! This is my (slightly delayed) draft thread, talking through each pick. Here’s me with the great folks in the @SFB14Houston draft! Picks to follow 🧵

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2 years

@the_transit_guy Blue M&Ms gather on the plaza every morning for calisthenics.

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2 months

@klwtts @Tesla Still going 70? You must know there is a secret sub zero stash.😉

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7 months

@4WhomJBellTolls That’s right! Bet on themselves. (How could a team not do that, what message does it send?)

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1 year

@christofspieler But at 2am that goofy train is better than a 1/2 mile walk on surprisingly thick carpet. Best plus, announcing system is starting right at the end at Terminal A.

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3 months

@AlexMealerTX Hmm. Also a free moving street for cars. Thank goodness the City included left turn lanes that make 11th Street safer for all, including us in our cars.

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1 year

@MadScientistFF Tommy Boy. Probably my answer with most any group of 4 movies.

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8 months

@JohnHCrumpler @PatMcAfeeShow Stingley has turned it on. How he made this 4th quarter interception is still beyond me.

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7 months

@PatrickStormHTX I really want to see the immediate post-trade grades. So many assumed Cards would own 2 top 5 picks.

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3 months

OMG! Thank you @SFB_AviMakers ! You caught my profession (Houston stormwater management) and my #SFB14 division (Harry S Stumper from Armageddon) perfectly! Thank you so much!

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3 months

Hey @ChrisDohertyCFM thank you for supporting #SFB14 and the @SFB_AviMakers I hope you enjoy your AVI! - a high res version of this and and banner have just been emailed to you

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Chris Doherty

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8 months

@4WhomJBellTolls That's one reason I removed the vote from my home league. I've heard - "I voted veto because I didn't want to face xxx". I do still have commish approval, but I can process is a minute, not in a day to wait for the vote.

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Chris Doherty

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9 months

@NFL_Memes Accurate for Houston. Tailgating scene is legend… (wait for it) dairy - legendairy

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1 year

@ProFootballHOF @Broncos Haven Moses

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1 year

@the_transit_guy I mean that’s fair. But you can’t do this in a multi-family inner-city apartment either. We ate lunch out of our backyard today.

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2 years

@EvoIution9 Mildly wondering how hard he had to work to position the treadmill in the window. Oh, and who is catching the ballistic firewood on the other side.

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2 years

@JohannWindt @TexansCap @zanderhinton @QThompson18 @LSummers9 @Bballphysio @BryceVMurphy Wow. I played soccer goalkeeper for decades. I would have never imagined a 🏀 court would fit inside my ⚽️ 🥅 box. Mind blowing.

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8 months

@n1texansfan I’d prefer an homage to Houston blue

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

Perfect charging experience today. Navasota, TX @ChargePointnet sponsored by @MidSouthEC . Perfect experience, and a super helpful location btwn Houston and College Station today. Thanks! @RateYourCharge

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Chris Doherty

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8 months

@CoopAFiasco @FFMikeKash Brian Robinson RB15 29 receptions, 326 yards Antonio Gibson RB37 37 receptions, 322 yards Math is still not matching.

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4 months

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8 months

@n1texansfan Also a quick reminder that it is a road game against a bottom 10 team, which has not gone so well. Hope the zombie Oilers uniforms give some additional motivation.

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Chris Doherty

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11 months

@TexasTribune It was super simple math: average gas tax revenue/vehicle. Wish #txlege had simply dropped gas tax & made this universal. Better, stagger registration fee by wheels/weight. Super better, registration fee based on vehicle miles traveled but ended inspections that collect the data.

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4 months

@BigBadBsMemes Had to assign Senators to a natural disaster division, not a pointy logo division.

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3 months

@NFLFrascella Hold on. This guy is #1 ?

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9 months

@BlueLineBikeLab @theSurlyBiker Cringe worthy stance.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@NimblewNumbers Hans Gruber - Die Hard

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@andrewIambrecht 149 HP not a typo? My 200 HP Bolt EV is very peppy. Not so sure about the Ioniq.

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Chris Doherty

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3 years

@JoRo_NFL Imagining. Starts with the Raiders, who are now off-schedule. Continues with the road/home game at Chargers (I'm going, who else?). Finishes with a resting/unmotivated division champs (FUKC, right?). Keep imagining a round 1 game against inexperienced NE or flailing Titans?

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Chris Doherty

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24 days

This is the first of two threads 🧵 from the @FantasyCaresOrg @ScottFish24 Bowl 14 live draft in @SFB14Houston . First, thanks to our organizers Jody @JodySmithNFL and Beryl @FF_MedCabinet ! They put together a stellar day! Second, thanks to @SpindleTap Brewery for hosting us!

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@byesline I would not mind a new stadium. I’d prefer it to be in the same location, right back where the real Mile High was. The newest stadium (SoFi in LA) is amazing. The image is from Broncos roadie vs. Chargers.

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1 month

@kleib323 I’ve spent 1/3 a lifetime in both Denver & Houston, visited Austin & San Diego quite a bit. Denver, Austin, San Diego: amazing places that are also really expensive. I like commitment to light rail in each. Houston is a city of amazing opportunity, it’s also a giant highway grid.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@MileHighMems Game winning FG block returned by Louis Wright. (I thought this was against Patriots, but is Chargers)

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On this first Sunday with no NFL football, please enjoy the most insane ending to any Broncos game I've ever seen. The date: November 17, 1985. Denver appears to have blocked the Chargers game-winning FG attempt in overtime, but then things take a turn. And then another . . .

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@weatherbryan Assuming this is damage from the storm surge lifting the bridge, rather than pier scour failure. The first would be easier to fix than the second.

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Chris Doherty

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3 months

@TexansCommenter I wanted the old black Oilers for inspiration.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@jar_rosenholtz 1968 Daily - Beetle Family - GTO Weekend - Bronco Fun - Mustang For the Family trip in the GTO, I’d have to repeat my Dad’s road-trip with his Dad (Phoenix to Stockton CA, 750 miles, 10 hours. Google maps tell me it’s normally a 12 hour drive).

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@the_transit_guy Use any city to build your ideal city: Food🍔: Houston Weather🌡: San Diego Culture 🎭: New York Transit 🚌: Tokyo Architecture🏛: Paris Parks 🏞: Denver Economy 💰: Houston Location📍: Raleigh Sports Teams ⚽️: Denver

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1 year

@TheFantasyEng Good thoughts! Corollary: you are not “babysitting” on her night out.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@mattlanza I’ve long believed that human-induced global warming/climate change was coming. I had been skeptical re:the effect on storm/flood intensity (big storms have always happened), but my own studies mirror many others. We are seeing more frequent intense storm events. Period.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@cprwarner Curious why Colorado then does not have a Tunnel of Love, of course named for former Governor John Arthur Love (1963-1973).

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Chris Doherty

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8 months

@IsaacRowlett Please tell me the curb faces are painted. From the top, no visible distinction except shadows.

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3 months

@GHPartnership Love it! Next step - continue all the way to Wheeler. It is nearly useless as a street for cars. 1 lane no left turns. More productive duplication on surrounding 1-way streets.

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Chris Doherty

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9 months

@howie_hua I never understood … (algebra, trig…) You must be really smart What’s the deal with new math I hated math class I loved my math teacher Bless your heart

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1 year

@RyanKennedy_22 @tonyromo @Schapp19 Growing up in Broncos Country, I certainly got a few comments that my wide grin was similar to @johnelway .

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Chris Doherty

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@CyberMikeOG The local Amazon warehouse (S Houston/Pearland) has a large fleet, perhaps exclusively, of Rivian delivery trucks. They also have on-site parking for the fleet with charging . It’s a new warehouse. Probably easier to implement than to retrofit.

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Chris Doherty

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10 months

@JohnRMoffitt @ScientistMel @Drstevenhobbs @JMPeck69 @Cargas7 @IrvingForbush2 @EvilBun00935196 @WinsorJohn2 @donkoclock @hoojfan @donwinslow @Science_George @NuckChorris16 I loved seeing the partial eclipse effects in the dappled light. Hundreds of projections of the partial sun!

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Chris Doherty

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4 months

@SjamieIt New roadway reconstruction near my office included bollards to protect pedestrian crosswalk ramps. Seemed excessive to me. Amazing how many times they’ve been hit/replaced.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@MaseDenver Obvious personal lesson. Don’t watch the Broncos draft with my friend Mike. 1988 - Ted Gregory 2001 - Willie Middlebrooks 2020 - okay Jeudy is good, but the next 2 WRs (Ceedee and Jefferson) are pro bowlers. Maybe by 2038 we can watch again.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@nba_paint Uh, two rockets taking off.

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Chris Doherty

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3 years

@chevrolet Cool. When will you have an electric corvette?

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Chris Doherty

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3 years

Let’s get this done, please @JohnCornyn @SenTedCruz @RepTroyNehls Build the Ike Dike!

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3 years

‘This is going to be a marathon’: Texas delegation preps push for coastal spine

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Chris Doherty

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4 months

@BeerlyFootball Hold on. Are you serious?

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Chris Doherty

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2 months

@TexansCommenter Great list until a zombie Oiler showed up for the Titans. But I guess okay, since Warren Moon seems to believe oiler history moved with the team. I’d have simply picked Steve McNair or Eddie George.

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Chris Doherty

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2 months

My first #SFB14 shirt is on the way! I'm going to wear this to the @SFB14Houston live draft in just 5 weeks. Want your own cool shirt?

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@MatthewACherry Uncle Rico (Sports legend in his own mind.)

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Chris Doherty

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9 months

@JeremyNicolls @nuggets Did you see how out of shape he is? Will destroy Clips from within like Rockets, Nets, 76ers.

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Chris Doherty

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2 months

It’s here! The shirt I’m wearing for my first live #SFB14 draft. It’s 1 month away with @SFB14Houston ! Get your own via @FishBowlMerch

Chris Doherty

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2 months

My first #SFB14 shirt is on the way! I'm going to wear this to the @SFB14Houston live draft in just 5 weeks. Want your own cool shirt?

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@FreeRangeKids @evan7257 Gosh, my parents must have been horrible! I walked an average of 0.92 miles to school and back from the 2nd grade on. I had to cross a 4-lane arterial street too! The shame. 🤷 Oh, the open space area, my friends and I would spend hours there unsupervised. It all turned out well.

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Chris Doherty

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10 months

@simontrose Gosh, we all need to lose some weight, I guess.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@RyanKennedy_22 20 seconds ago

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@mattlanza Stormwater engineers think in 100-yr 24-hr storm events. Even without Harvey, Houston area design storm was going up 20%, including Harvey it went up 30%. That mirrored 1987-2017 data we evaluated, showing about 2/3 of the largest 30 24-hr rainfall days were in the last 10 yrs.

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1 month

@evan7257 It’s good news for the ENERGY capital of the world.

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2 months

@JohnRMoffitt Looks like a crime scene tbh.

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5 months

@VUSFL2018 @PCreighton1 Not long before he tanked the league for a $3 return.

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Chris Doherty

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10 months

@illustrevor I HATED the ending for How I Met Your Mother. (Spoiler alert: killing off the mother when her kids were young, and the whole series being Ted asking in roundabout fashion for permission to date Aunt Robin.) But it was absolutely the right way to end the show.

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Chris Doherty

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2 months

@BikeHouston @HouPublicWorks This looks like a revision to a TxDOT AZ2G grate, which is supposed to have all grates - and that gap - perpendicular to traffic. Bear in mind the AZ2G is for a highway application. Local road drainage most typically is by curb opening inlets.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@JohnRMoffitt @StevenDJBaumann @Beirnyllium @FossilLocator @jaarete1 @JMPeck69 @KatWroblewski @knutsonjoel @jonz444 @gunsnrosesgirl3 @YesImABitGeeky @keithmehl This is what they look like in Australia. 🧐

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@evan7257 “revive the city from a tragic natural disaster that many Houstonians hadn’t experienced since Hurricane Rita in 2005”. Gosh, I’ve lived here since 2007. I’d surely reference 2001 Allison and 2008 Ike before Rita. Although I heard it was one hell of a traffic jam.

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Chris Doherty

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1 month

Hey y’all, if you log in to your ⁦ @FantasyCaresOrg ⁩ website… you can sign up for #SFB15 . Really.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@Boenau Why yes, they most certainly should. See the new Texas Heritage Parkway a 6 mile arterial constructed with roundabouts (no stoplights) and a dedicated pedestrian/bike trail with tunnels under at each roundabout.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@DaveKluge For me the disaster was to leave Gus on the bench.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@JohnRMoffitt Glad you arrived safe. We are fine back in Texas.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@justin_gardener Lovely. I may need to widen my climbing trellises. Very sturdy, but also tight quarters in the middle. (Peas on 3 of 4 faces, cucumber on the 4th).

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Chris Doherty

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24 days

I want to acknowledge people who I finally got to meet today: My favorite Texans commenters: @StephStradley & @Cody_Stoots Plus authors of great FF content: @GregoryLKellogg , @katemagdziuk @BallBlastEm @thekaceykasem @tippmajor @ItsTeraTime Great to be in a tourney with them!

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@DailyBroncos @brandincooks In some sense this would be a Sutton for Cooks swap (probably not direct). Not opposed. But not mission critical either.

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Chris Doherty

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3 months

@evan7257 @buchanansplants This is my experience exactly. One of my bosses lives in the neighborhood and does not like the project. Need to talk to him more about, but probably rush hour backups at lights.

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Chris Doherty

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10 months

@RyanKennedy_22 The person who will absolutely respond with a good lineup advice is @PPRFantasyTips

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Chris Doherty

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2 months

@FishBowlMerch Wearing this beaut for my first live draft in 3 weeks (Houston, “Armageddon” division). Wanted one with a space adventure theme. Perfect.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@MadScientistFF I think Benji counts. And not the remake.

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@StillChamps23 @RoFlo Jerry, Harden and his iso ball are the reason I stopped watching the Rockets. The massive tear down didn’t help win me back. But for sure, I won’t watch again if Harden comes back.

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Chris Doherty

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2 years

@DNVR_Broncos I'm going with surprise.

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2 months

@mamboitaliano__ Thou shalt not deface ancient sites. (Or all sites, please). This - at the Colosseum - made me embarrassed to live in Texas and to know Aggies.

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2 months

@FBGreatMoments Karl Mecklenburg

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3 months

@bobgar79821 Blah. Get the guy you want. He was not going to be there later, chosen with a pick we don’t own.

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4 months

@RiverOaksPrblms Recycle old signs?

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1 year

@4WhomJBellTolls Draft and trade prediction? The thought is that they'd be fine with (prefer) Stroud (or another QB), but want to get something extra out of the deal? Seems risky if they don't in-fact love Bryce. Could get "stuck" with him.

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1 year

@FootballLearn1 That’s not in the Hall of Fame? Randy Gradishar. And it’s not all that close.

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1 year

@FantasyPros What an anchor…

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Chris Doherty

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1 year

@MadScientistFF A gas burning car. I’ve driven an EV for the last 5.5 years and won’t ever go back. So convenient to charge at home, so fun to drive, don’t ever have to pump gas again.

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1 month

@classicryan17 Hearing developers discuss markets in that very area, much of the market is actually for jobs in the growing warehouse corridor west of Katy.

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1 year

@MadScientistFF

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5 months

@o2bnobx This. This is the key. It’s the ONE reason why. People load carts thinking it’s a deal, but might forget to show the app, or might not have scanned it, or might not be able to do so.

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3 months

@FB_Helmet_Guy @johnabono I like what we got better. The only change I would have wanted was one paying homage to the Oilers blacks. In other words, H-town blue for the name and numbers, instead of red.

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