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@GetReal_Pod (2x @FSWA Award Finalist) + Sunday Dreamers Club FF T-Shirts @Sunday_Dreamers |📝: @RotoBaller , @fantasysixpack , @OptimusFantasy , @SouthHarmonFF

McKinney, TX
Joined September 2008
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KACEY KASEM
2 days
Sale going on at from now until Tuesday. In honor of Week 1, a few shirts are 30% off! No code needed. Here are this week's shirts in honor of Ravens @ Chiefs. I'll be doing this every week this season! ♥ 🏈 Fantasy football t-shirts for everyone!
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KACEY KASEM
4 months
My realtor's sister saw Travis Kelce at a Louis Vuitton in Paris yesterday. That's nuts!
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
Progressive would love a Baker Mayfield trade. Now they can show how easy it is to transfer your home insurance to a new address.
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KACEY KASEM
1 month
In today's "remember these guys?"
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KACEY KASEM
18 days
What's the best fantasy football team name you've seen this year? (yes, you can definitely add yours) Crowdsourcing for an article. ♥
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Guys and gals... I can officially share the dope news with y'all... I'm now on the writing staff at @TheFFBallers . This is so exciting and so so so rad.
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Fantasy Footballers
4 years
After combing through nearly 1,000 submissions, it is our honor to welcome @TheKaceyKasem , @FF_MarvinE , and @FF_Hypeman to our writing staff! Give them a follow and be on the lookout for more great content coming soon.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
DO NOT talk down to women who play fantasy football. Get over your sexist views on things. Or... Get out of my mentions. Not hard.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
I was going to make a Cole Beasley joke, but I missed my shot.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Some of you won't get this... I wish you could have experienced this.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Guys... There is only one L in Philip's name. Get it right. He gave the other one to the Chiefs tonight.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Small minded people: women in fantasy football are just out here trying to sell sex. Me: we sure are. Is it working? 😁 Have a good day. #BodyByCider
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
Do 👏 not 👏 explain 👏 why 👏 a 👏 trade 👏 you 👏 want 👏 to 👏 make 👏 with 👏 me 👏 is 👏 good 👏 for 👏 me 👏! 99.9% of the time IT IS NOT. And quit trying to convince me my bad ass player is worth three shitty players. I'm in a mood, y'all.
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
Don't have any professional photos yet, obviously... But yesterday was my favorite day... Ever! I love this woman so much. And I couldn't stop crying. 😂
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
NextDoor is the worst app/website A bunch of old racists yelling at each other. And when I actually answer someone's question about why their tree trimmings haven't been picked up, 400 idiots start bashing me. 😂
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
It's not only Draft Day, it's Willie Nelson's 88th birthday. 🔥
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KACEY KASEM
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Two ladies who work with me want to join my all women's fantasy football league that drafts live. One of the women told me she's always wanted to play but has been nervous. Exactly why I created this league.
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KACEY KASEM
5 months
My TENTH year in the Scott Fish Bowl. #SFB14
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KACEY KASEM
1 year
The year is 2023. ESPN Fantasy app still has no draft board.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Who remembers this gem? Macintosh!
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Welcome new followers. I'm Kacey. I write fantasy football stuff and things, and I have a podcast where I talk with people in the fantasy football space (it's an interview pod, not a fantasy football advice show). So... Hello! Come say hey. I'm in a good mood today. 🎉 🎉 🎉
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
"It’s free to be a good person, but sadly, some don’t understand that. Look forward to our chat!" This was in the last DM I have from @MikeTagliereNFL . this with me since I read it. Be a good person, y'all. Tags was definitely not onlta good person but a GREAT person. I wish I
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
I absolutely hate 2 day trading periods in fantasy. No one should review shit. I trust the leagues I commission. That's just me.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
I posted a hella unflattering photo of me yesterday trying to make a point. And I appreciate that 99% of you understood it. And to the 1% who just wanted to make fun of my looks, you are the ones I was talking about! Keep doing you, Jerkface McJerkhead. ♥ ♥ ♥
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Aka when writing fantasy football content.
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
Why this upsets me so much, I'll never understand... But... People who back into parking spots are the worst.
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KACEY KASEM
4 months
So, it's been 3 months since I quit my job to try and chase this dream of full-time in the fantasy football industry --- or at least to get my podcast and my fantasy football t-shirt store to take off. Y'all... it's a struggle. Some days are good, some days are bad. Some days I
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Next stimulus package: a late 2022 5th
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
I thought I waited a while to "play it cool" before I DMed @MikeTagliereNFL ... But I messaged him the very next day. 😂 What an incredibly awesome human. So kind, funny, and pretty much the reason so many of us are dipping our toes in FF content. This still doesn't feel real.
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
I made the difficult decision to leave the writing game. I appreciate @TheFFBallers for EVERYTHING they have done for me. And to all the writers and staff... You know I love y'all with all of my heart. This makes me hella sad, but I know it's for the best.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Dexter McCluster. Remember him? Your turn.
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
My wife drafts Travis Kelce in the first round every single year. She said it's a good strategy. It sure isn't a bad one.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
A woman I used to work with at an elementary school asked if I'd want to come talk to a group of 2nd graders about writing for a fantasy football website and my process. (you know, once this pandemic is bye bye bye) That's pretty rad.
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
My father-in-law passed away peacefully yesterday morning. I got here just in time to support my wife. She is so strong and so amazing. I hate seeing her hurt. But we are happy he is no longer in pain. Thank you all for the kind words and prayers. ♥
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Trades shouldn't take 24 hours to go through. As soon as two people accept... It should go through. If it was a default setting on your league when you set it up, and you didn't change it... Shame on you. Signed, a chick in a redraft league that I don't like!
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Happy birthday to this hottie, aka my wife!
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KACEY KASEM
18 days
Y'all, my girl @LizLoza_FF out here drafting an awesome team while rocking a @Sunday_Dreamers shirt. I was so excited in this Buffalo Wild Wings. I'm pointing like... Hey, that's the shirt I designed!
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Trying out this Breaking Bad thing since I've never seen it before. Wish me luck.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
My wife does not have a Twitter, but with the @TheFFBallers news today... She was looking at my Twitter. So... She wanted to know why my bio didn't mention her. I decided to (briefly) fix it for her. 😉
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
11 pounds down. 14 until I can get a tattoo. Gotta have goals.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
I must say, the fantasy football community has some A+ fellas.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Don't get married during football season. Problem solved.
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Cassie Young
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If I catch your ass watching a football game on your phone at my wedding after I spent HOURS planning and paid THOUSANDS to have the event, I'm breaking your f***ing phone. LIKE HULK SMASH BREAK INTO A THOUSAND PIECES.
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
Well. Tomorrow. 👰 👰 Wedding day is tomorrow! I'm excited. Rehearsal tonight.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
My fantasy football team name for my home league??? Bench Don't Kill My Vibe
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
My wife's father was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer... So yeah, it's a shit situation. I've written this tweet a million times & deleted it every time. I don't feel like it's something I want to go into depth on, but I just wanted to let y'all know what's going on in our lives.
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KACEY KASEM
2 months
My baby girl Penny is no longer with us. She was diagnosed with bone cancer last weekend. We spent this week giving her all the love. She had a big double cheeseburger this morning. Miss her already.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Someone keeps trying to trade me DeVante Parker. I don't want DeVante Parker! 😂
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Last night, I talked with my therapist about putting time into things and not getting the recognization I feel I deserve. A lot of it had to do with the fantasy football space. Putting in hours upon hours without feeling like I'm accomplishing anything.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Quit being like that
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KACEY KASEM
1 year
I wish my phone's camera didn't suck so bad. But it was so awesome to meet @DezBryant . You're so awesome, Dez! I've been to events where athletes are paid to be there, & they won't take photos or sign autographs unless it's their official merch. You were so freaking rad! ♥
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Fantasy Football analysis in a nutshell.
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
I'm feeling really good about this. Yes, my weight is still way too high... But crazy how not eating everything I see helps. ☺ Keeping myself accountable.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
My grandmother passed away yesterday. My dad's mom. Please keep my dad in your thoughts. We knew this day would come (she had recently been diagnosed with lung cancer). Her birthday was just a few weeks ago, and she turned 89. She lived a great life.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
This find makes me so happy!
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KACEY KASEM
4 months
Don't buy low on Michael Mayer. Don't buy him at all.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
@WisdomdeOcho @ScooterMagruder Does A stand for Absolutely Horrible?
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
I'll leave this here.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Time to update the bio. Thanks for making this Monday a dope one, @ScottFish24 ! #SFB11
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Hate how 99% of the fantasy football community follows the mantra of "don't be a dick" But then there's that 1% that are dicks that have a lot of followers... and are said to be playing "a part". I don't give a shit what kind of part you're trying to play... Don't be a dick.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
There are a number of NFL players that probably should have had bad ass careers... But they ended up on a team that screwed them over. What player do you have for that scenario?
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
I don't care who wins this game. I just want to know how my guy Donald Parham Jr. is doing.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Two big things if you want to get involved in the fantasy community... 1) you can't be afraid to be wrong 2) you can't let people get under your skin Just saying, if you're easily offended... Might not like what happens.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Keep my wife in your thoughts and prayers. I know I don't update on this a ton because I don't like sharing her personal stuff, but I hate seeing her so sad. Her father is in hospice care. He doesn't have a lot of time left. I'm trying to figure out my schedule so I can get there
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
There are over 31 million YouTube channels. There are over 2 million podcasts. People listen to an average of 7 podcasts a week. Podcasts are still in the "beginning" stages of taking over. You might think it's oversaturated, but not yet. Go start one if you've been wanting to
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
The tight end position is such a trash fantasy football position.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Preparing myself for all the "but black people burned down buildings" responses to what is happening today. If that's your go to when someone says this is a sad day in the history of the United States... You might as well block me now. This is not a "stick to football" day.
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KACEY KASEM
2 months
Shout out @ItsTeraTime ! Had a blast at the @SpindleTap Brewery #SFB14 Draft. I'm getting her on @GetReal_Pod soon!
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KACEY KASEM
1 year
This morning, we had to say goodbye to our loving and wonderful boy Shiner. We had to make a hard decision, but my wife and I knew he wasn't getting any better. My wife brought Shiner into our relationship, and I immediately fell in love with him. Such a great boy. 💔
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
I'd rather see hot women on my Twitter feed over the people asking for 400 more followers. Just saying.
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
Shout out to the dope people who are rad AF and don't give a shit that I have a wife and not a husband. Sorry we can't all be like you, Meaghan.
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KACEY KASEM
1 year
4 years. ♥
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Yesterday, I went to therapy for the first time ever. And it was very interesting. And my emotions were all over the place. And I felt awesome and like crap after it happened. But I'm going back for another session because I just let those floodgates open. Be kind to yourself ♥
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KACEY KASEM
1 year
Home redraft league. Just a piece of the board. Do you know the year?
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
I told you I had some news coming up really soon. Well, here it is. Happy to announce I'm writing for @fightingchance ! Here's my very first article.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
Quit referring to Andy Dalton as the Red ROCKET. If you own a male dog, you probably know why you shouldn't be calling Andy this. Red Rifle is what you meant to type.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
If anyone is wondering, it's not embarrassing to be in small leagues or leagues with kicker or leagues with defenses or any of that! Have fun. I'm too old to care. You should have that attitude.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
My wife's father was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer. She's been gone a lot visiting him in El Paso (s10 hour drive). She is leaving tomorrow for a month. I'm flying out there on Friday for her birthday. But she'll be gone until Thanksgiving. This has been so hard.
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KACEY KASEM
9 months
Merry Christmas, my lovely loves. I'm going to be my own boss in 2024, and I hope y'all will support me... because I'm going to be supporting everyone. Seriously, I'm going to be my own boss. And I'm going to enjoy making you happy (hopefully). DREAMS. Let's go, please.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
@TheFFBallers Chris Thompson 😢 😢 😢
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
FantasyPros... Listen, I know you're doing an internal investigation on this. But... man... People, y'all gotta know this is WRONG just by watching it.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Today started off with both cars not starting and ended with Matthew Berry tweeting out clips from my podcast.
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
No one believes I'm 39 today.
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
If you're butthurt you didn't get into the Scott Fish Bowl, go spend all your time creating a super league without getting paid. Go spend all your time gaining monies for charity without a "thank you" from the masses. I am sick of seeing this same shit every single year.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Look. I'm out here in Austin hanging with the coolest of the cool, Mr. @FFManBun . Let's break the internet.
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KACEY KASEM
3 years
Anyone else? I'm not a doctor... So I'm the other one.
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KACEY KASEM
8 months
Cough cough... Anyone hiring paid part time fantasy football writers or creators because ya girl is about to be working from home? 😁 Sorry to ask about paid... But leaving a job is scary. ☺ I do hope to put out more fantasy content in the future. I miss it.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
If your roster now is the same as it is at the end of the season... You're doing it wrong.
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KACEY KASEM
6 years
I deleted that tweet from last night because I'm sick of people being jerks. Those of y'all who were being cool, I appreciate it. Just tired of all the negativity. I had a bad experience last night. It was upsetting. But whatever, it is what it is. There are nice people out there
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
How I'll be washing my hands from now on, @Mike_Eagle .
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3 years
"We're pausing student loan payments." How about you just forgive that debt?
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Who remembers this movie?
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
This year, I'm an analyst! 4 years a fan, and now... Here we go! Representing Fighting Chance Fantasy. #SFB9 Sorry guys, I'm hella excited.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Any of y'all watch The Queen's Gambit? Wife is making me watch.
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KACEY KASEM
4 years
Ryan Fitzpatrick needs to be on more fantasy rosters.
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KACEY KASEM
26 days
Got @ScottFish24 to autograph this old school SFB7 shirt. Thinking of auctioning it off for @FantasyCaresOrg . Maybe at the next Dallas SFB Live. 🤔
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KACEY KASEM
4 months
Happy 5 years to this wonderful human being. It's our 5 year wedding anniversary, and I'm so freaking happy to have Sarah in my life. And no, we aren't Star Wars fans. We just wanted to get married on a Saturday in May, and that was the available date. 😂
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KACEY KASEM
2 years
I bought the shittiest tickets to the Kid Cudi show... But I don't care. I'm excited AF!
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KACEY KASEM
5 years
People are fucking trash
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Andrew Luck booed off the field by fans after sacrificing his body for 5 years and $51.8m for his sanity
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Let's go! Dallas Live! #SFB13
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