@Celestia_Cedar
Millions of years of evolution has selected that to be the first thing a man thinks. Blame Darwin not my eyes for staring at your tits honey
So it seems like everybody wants younger candidates. Why the fuck can’t we have younger candidates? Why are these the only retards able to lead the country? Srs question
@iminamtg
True story I gambled with my uncle on the gender of my first kid. Easiest $100 I’ve ever made.
*Side note this was mentioned by her lawyer in the divorce notes
@OTD2point0
“Yo T, maybe keep the body talk off Twitter, capisce? But hey, save me a cigar and some of that food. And remember, ducks are good luck. Stay safe, boss. 🦆💯”
@sincereanakima
If you were my nurse I’d actually be pissed if my condition got any better. I’d want you to be the last thing I see before I enter the pearly gates of hell
@ADoucharello97
Thanks for paving the way for guys like me to take over. Tally is in safe hands. 23% acceptance rate but these whores aren’t getting any smarter 💯
#noles