Fatty is at a loss. Lost my phone, keys, and wallet last night, and the last thing i remember is hitting on my ex (didn't go well). Still some how made it to the turkey trout at 7 this morning, however I profusely threw up during the run and did not finish. Happy Thanksgiving!
I need to stop taking 4 geeb pulls before my haircuts. Told this jhit to take a little of the sides and back then proceeded to fall asleep in the chair. When i woke up and looked in the mirror I thought I was looking at a lesbian mole rat.
Today I officially lost my fantasy league, so now I have to ride my school buss for 8 hours (the buff bus). Heres the plan
8-10:Pray on my opps down fall
10:Regret every decision I made over the wkend
11:Watch the 2016 Cypher about 15 times
In honor of cu cancelling classes for a snow day I will be drinking 24 beers, deleting bag then skiing off my roof, thanks
Cc:
@mrspedero
@WatermelonQueeb
I can only blame myself for this happening. Back in the good ole days (2019 at a high school party). I rigged an apple charger so Arik could hit his boof cart must have turned him retarded
Spit on me, beat me, hit me with a bat, run me over, put a leash on me, make me bark, call me a lizard person and say I’m not real. Degrade me my beautiful queen
I love how my ex-girlfriend’s Dad dm’s me all the time and still swipes up on all my stories. We broke up almost 4 years ago, so I always have no idea what to respond lmao. I miss that guy
@ohbeewankenobi
I just don’t understand how anyone thought it was a good idea to “unite buckhead teens.” Quite possibly the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. I also think it’s hilarious how they probably have like 200 printed shirts and hats that no one’s ever gonna order