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@Fatty67569

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Buffs. Phish Enthusiast. Pot Burner. Falcons fanatic. Really into hot chicks. Fattest man in all the land. 1x Barstool appearance

Boulder, CO
Joined January 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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1 year
White women with no ball knowledge need to shit the fuck up.
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@Fatty67569
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9 months
Oh no you lost your bag? Couldn’t be me
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11 months
“I have to wear a barber it’s in the SAE creed” -Tennessee E dawg
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@Fatty67569
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9 months
The hot hippie girl that sits next to me in class was talking to her friend about her “raging coke problem.” Had to change pants mid class
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11 months
“Fatty you can’t just drink and listen to Fleetwood Mac bc it’s above 60 degrees and sunny”. Fatty: “It’s Modelo time!”
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9 months
I need a Sunday girlfriend to beat the shit outta me
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7 months
Just got a 36% on my midterm
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@Fatty67569
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10 months
Yo congrats on graduating in 3.5 years that’s so awesome… SIKE you fucking dork! Who wants to graduate 😂😂😂
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@Fatty67569
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11 months
Top 10 Beers 1.Shower Beer Beer 3.Nose Beer Beer 5. Boat Beer 6.Stadium Beer 7. Porch Beer 8. Road Beer (Have to be driving) 9.Beach Beer 10. Beer after long workday
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10 months
Hate to dox myself but happy new years!
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6 months
@boulderpolice Great photo that’s really gonna help guys
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@Fatty67569
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11 months
Fatty is at a loss. Lost my phone, keys, and wallet last night, and the last thing i remember is hitting on my ex (didn't go well). Still some how made it to the turkey trout at 7 this morning, however I profusely threw up during the run and did not finish. Happy Thanksgiving!
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@Fatty67569
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3 years
No one cares you went Kappa. #fuckiwentkappawednesday
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2 years
Imagine how much puss you’d get for destroying the Death Star
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@Fatty67569
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11 months
wanna rip the geeb and run duos?
@iamufohunter
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11 months
You woke up in the middle of the night and saw this guy staring at you . what would be your reaction ? #ufotwitter #disclosure #UFOs
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11 months
Fatty is sick but still tappin in. #misosoup
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8 months
Taking your buddy to dinner who just got a DUI is extremely awkward
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@Fatty67569
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10 months
Shoutout @ChipotleTweets for these free hot sauce bottles. I grab one every time I go!
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1 year
I can make that happen real quick @sydney_sweeney
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1 year
I need to stop taking 4 geeb pulls before my haircuts. Told this jhit to take a little of the sides and back then proceeded to fall asleep in the chair. When i woke up and looked in the mirror I thought I was looking at a lesbian mole rat.
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@Fatty67569
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9 months
My buddy on tinder 😭😭
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9 months
Should I kill myself or write an 8 page paper about the laws of Viking blood feuds in the 9th century?
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1 year
Chicks that are super into rap, like their favorite artist is lil uzi or play boi Carti are so fucking weird
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1 year
Gotta be my favorite, loved riding in it as a kid.
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@kenzietuff
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Apparently, all men have a favorite plane. Spill it, gents.
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11 months
Insanely heinous drip to wear to the rec center
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4 years
@RodTheKicker3 could you come to our school’s LEGO club. We’d like you to talk about how you became a LEGO master #GoDawgs
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@Fatty67569
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11 months
Today I officially lost my fantasy league, so now I have to ride my school buss for 8 hours (the buff bus). Heres the plan 8-10:Pray on my opps down fall 10:Regret every decision I made over the wkend 11:Watch the 2016 Cypher about 15 times
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7 months
Do not eat them.
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11 months
On the slopes mind if I have a fucking day, thanks
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11 months
Beautiful day today gonna hit the slopes later! Thanks
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9 months
Looks like a full schedule today
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7 months
In honor of cu cancelling classes for a snow day I will be drinking 24 beers, deleting bag then skiing off my roof, thanks Cc: @mrspedero @WatermelonQueeb
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@Fatty67569
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3 years
@Eon_Reel @KingJames @CP3 Worst take to ever exist
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9 months
Holy shit Lybroan James is in my Econ class!
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1 year
I love putting Bailey’s in my coffee think I’m gonna start doing it every morning
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6 months
Women are so hot can’t believe people are gay
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1 year
Fatty has been in the lab cooking
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1 year
Feeling extremely blessed today. May peace and harmony always find you.
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1 year
I’m going to get drunk and do something retarded Tn. I don’t know what it is yet but im gonna be retarded. Happy Friday the 13th everyone!
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1 year
It’s actually beyond me how everyone outside the Southeast has zero concept of manners
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1 year
I can only blame myself for this happening. Back in the good ole days (2019 at a high school party). I rigged an apple charger so Arik could hit his boof cart must have turned him retarded
@UnnecRoughness
Unnecessary Roughness
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The Arik Gilbert video is notttttt great.
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3 years
Ladies did not like new cut #sad
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1 year
Am I crazy or was kick buttowski not a generational show. Ask 10 of my boys and no one knew the ducking show.
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6 months
@boulderpolice Put a leash on that mf
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1 year
Lmao, this reminds when Keisha Lance Bottoms posted her mac&cheese, and got absolutely flamed.🤣Looks so ass
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1 year
So funny when someone post a mid ass meal on their story 🤣🤣
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3 years
Nothing ever good happens after 3 am
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1 year
I’d drop another nuke on Hiroshima just to sniff that dress
@growing_daniel
Daniel
1 year
Can I say something without people getting mad
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1 year
I’m going to get so drunk and griddy everywhere
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1 year
Spit on me, beat me, hit me with a bat, run me over, put a leash on me, make me bark, call me a lizard person and say I’m not real. Degrade me my beautiful queen
@barstoolsports
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1 year
The “that motherfucker is not real” plane lady has spoken out for the first time since her viral clip at DFW. @MacrodosingPod
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7 months
My buddy got his dui body cam footage back and it’s not pretty to say the least. No joke he sang “Baby” by Justin Bieber in its entirety
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8 months
Taking your buddy to dinner who just got a DUI is extremely awkward
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11 months
Free Yak, nothing wrong with a cheeky little bag
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SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Kodak Black arrested on “possession of cocaine” & more charges.
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1 year
I love how my ex-girlfriend’s Dad dm’s me all the time and still swipes up on all my stories. We broke up almost 4 years ago, so I always have no idea what to respond lmao. I miss that guy
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6 months
A champions dinner
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9 months
I woke up on Gimpel’s coach and I can’t recollect what I did for the last 12 hours someone fill me in
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3 years
Atlanta traffic is literally the worst thing ever
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@Fatty67569
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3 years
Gorgeous view, makes me think about all you ladies at home 😏 #sweethearts
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8 months
@FarrettJohnson it’s time
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10 months
@ohbeewankenobi I just don’t understand how anyone thought it was a good idea to “unite buckhead teens.” Quite possibly the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. I also think it’s hilarious how they probably have like 200 printed shirts and hats that no one’s ever gonna order
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1 year
People like to say MJ is the 🐐but talk to me when he’s on the cover of one of the hardest songs of all times #lebronsexual
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1 year
People that think Jimmy John’s is better than Jersey Mike’s should be lined up and executed.
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1 year
Never really gets old. God bless Boulder
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1 year
Me and boi enjoying some manhattans. you don’t know how great life is until your living it. Be safe and stay blessed boyz #livin
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7 months
Cody Williams being a draft pick is laughable
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3 years
Yo @CampbellSoupCo fuck y’all i got chicken noodle soup without any chicken #scammers
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1 year
Babe wake up, a new cocaine-fueled animal just dropped
@DailyLoud
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“Cocaine sharks” might be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida coast according to scientists.
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It’s crazy that people think Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas. New Vegas is one of the greatest open world games ever.
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