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QuaaLud Aberg

@8ozfilet

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Semi-Pro sports handicapper / Detroit sports truther

BlizzardVille Oklahoma
Joined June 2024
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I wish I could bring u with me, u were a great lamp.
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How I be walkin into the pro shop with dads card
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No, ur a fucking loser and If I ever hear anyone say that I’m punching them in the face. #ShrinkTheGame
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-250 I get laid tonight
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Just pulled up to the house and ripped every single pledges vape (I tested positive for Covid yesterday) 🤣 haha get fucked u little shits, guess whose not gonna have a fun weekend 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
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Strawberrymilkmob sneaky fire. 🪵.
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Here’s the plan. - heat the pan - drop the full gram on the pan - put the lid on the pan - inhale through straw through hold in lid Readdddyyyyyy break 👏🏼
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Drinkin beer doing blow wearing Peter 🤷🏻✊🏿🤪👌🏼🙌🏼🤟🏻👍🏼🎯🔥 only way this night could get better is if it ended with a lil hawk tuah on my thang 🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 #SPITONIT
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Tested positive for Covid this morning. Doctor told me “rest, drink water, and you’ll be fine in 2 days” Crazy to think how we went from being masked up and inside only for 2 weeks to being able to go to class 2 days later……. Weird
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Top 5 inventions of all time 1. Dab Pens 2. Recliner chairs 3. Golf 4. Tits 5. Cleaning ladies
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Lotta people talking about “going to class” this morning - not really sure what that means ?
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Happy Sunday
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Out this bitch. 10 weeks, 2 Twitter accounts, 17 dab pens, 82 white monsters, and a ton of damn good music later here we are. Thank you Chicago, I’ll be back someday. And as always, i hope everyone has a blessed weekend. - QuaaLud Aberg
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10:26 in the morning quite literally does not get better than this
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NEVER GONNA GIVE UP!!!! -800 and hungry #Day1
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@stuernbecker Should’ve looked her in the eyes and screamed NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
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@LeveredCashBlow Did u cross the Sahara in them bitches?
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Top 10 substances that would feel good to dip ur balls in 1. Soft butter 2. Nacho cheese 3. Molasses 4. Honey 5. Aioli 6. Eastern Europeans mouth 7. Cool whip 8. Sweet and sour sauce 9. Yogurt 10. Soy sauce HM: skyline chili
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Disrespecting ur mom is NOT a trend and NOT cool - yall r lame for this, moms go through hell tryna raise our degenerate asses, not the way to treat them when we’re grown.
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Just ordered at the drive thru, pull up to the first window, give them my card, they give it back, I fucking drove off 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too high for this shit spinnin back thru rn smh
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Introduced this foreign kid from work to weed a few weeks ago, and now he smokes everyday lmao
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Fighting an absolutely wicked hangover/comedown - don’t plan on doing anything but smoking my life away and rewatching entourage for the next 10 hours
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@auburn69bigtits Nigga could fit a quarter in his dick hole
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First time being home since May, I’ll take a back patio unwind with a nice glass of bourbon, thx.
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Picked up a casual new piece, nun crazy the color caught my eye and I thought it was slick. Gotta love gambling!!!
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@spliffsimmons LKS delete this for ur own mental sake
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38 years and still pushing. Hoping this place will be mine one day! #LongDrink
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Shadow boxing in the mirror before a shower is something women will just never understand
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Holy fuck I meant to say I haven’t been this high 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ain’t it just a beautiful morning?? Hope everyone has nothing short of a wonderful week. Cheers, 8oz.
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EVERYBODY FREAK THE FUCK OUT HOLY FUCKKKKKK HOLY FUCKKKKKKK THE 9AM SOLO SPORTSBOOK SESSION I COOKEDDDDDDD I FUCKING COOKEDDDDDDD
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Been in Vegas 24 hours and I’m down 1.5k I have a chance tho, I have a chance. Needddd it! #fightingIRISH
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Dinner is smackin tn
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Going on vacation tmrw
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I take a couple pen rips and all the sudden Ive got two 8 leggers pending, we’re back.
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What game yall playing today? I’m on PGA cause there’s really no new games out rn
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@ronaldreagan654 Forehead a lil tall
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Top 5 worst places to get a boner 1. In class 2. While playing a sport 3. When swimming, but abt to get out 4. In the Gym 5. In the sonic drive thru while wearing grey pants and it’s very obvious and the window worker is gay because he’ll give u a wink and make u wanna throwup
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FUCK!!! I panicked, not good at this.
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SPRINTING to the work bathroom!
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3 people we wouldn’t trip about if they got lost at sea and never came home (no order) Angel Reese Jack Doherty Noah Lyles
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Last week in the city, been a pleasure Chicago 🤝
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Gonna send this to the plug next time he asks how his shit was
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new piece for the year 👌🏼
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I haven’t been this year in a very long time RIP pan 🕊️🫶
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I speak for everyone when I say, We do not give a fuck who ur rebuilding in NCAA25. Stop making stupid edits. Everyone’s playing the game, everyone’s rebuilding a team, ur not special. We don’t care. - 8oz
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Places it is acceptable to sit while peeing - family dinner - in the office - DURING class - in ur own home - after a long round Places it is unacceptable - at the bar - at a sporting event - at the turn - in porta johns (hope no one does this) - coffee shops
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I bet female bowlers are so good at fingering themselves
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Dear everybody, I am sorry for many name changes, but I want to share with the feed that I am no longer 8oz filet or Sam LaPortas Burner. I finally decided on a name, and I’m going to stick with it. I am going to honor the Swedish prince. Hope no one minds - Lud
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- 9:30 tee time - Lunch at the club - Grab beers talk ball w rich members - Rip the par 3 course a few times - Shower - Steak dinner and a nice bottle of red - Call bag man - Have a night
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Top 10 shows from when we were kids (non animated) 1. Kickin It 2. Zoe 101 3. icarly 4. Drake and Josh 5. Victorious 6. Wizards of Waverly place 7. Hannah Montana 8. Jessie 9. Sweet Life of Z&C 10. Zeke and Luther HM: Lab Rats
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Absolute fucking ROCKET who just transferred here sat down next to me, going to google “how to make my massive cock smaller” and then leave my computer open and go to restroom.
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Hit the pen and spent 85$ at the grocery store today…. I move out in 36 hours What the fuck am I gonna do with all this food? What the fuck was I thinking? Smh. If ur in the Chicago area and want like 6 boxes of Eggo waffles hmu
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26 over! No good no good!!!!!!
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Been in Vegas 24 hours and I’m down 1.5k I have a chance tho, I have a chance. Needddd it! #fightingIRISH
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Whose in the wrong plz help - Roommate had friends over - I get home from bar absolutely smacked - I catch his friend snooping around in my closet - I put his friend to sleep via rear naked choke - friends friend step in, I sleep him with a right They tryna say I’m the bad guy?
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Things I’m so heavy on rn - my new golf grip - Tyler Childers - back patio - front porch - running TE screen in the redzone - Taco Bell cantina menu - on clouds - kjus golf polos - hitting the stiiz after every bogey in PGA 2k23 my career - foot mother fucking ball starting soon
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Challenged my mom to a tennis match, kinda feel bad I’m a little hammered and took the shit talking a little far She’s played everyday for 20 years, I haven’t touched a racket in 12 years. My uncle just set the line at Her -330 Me +450 Realizing I may get waxed. Wish me luck
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Down 17 pounds since I moved back to college, that was 16 days ago. Humbling moment this morning at the doctor, take care ur body. Shit not fun.
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This piece of meat has game???
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Couple unopened texts and some regrets, but damn is this J hittin
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Choosing weed over pussy, man it’s been a long day. Not proud of myself, but at least I got some top shelf.
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This piece of meat has game???
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If you’re a big titty busty blonde with a good ass and a hourglass build that’s located in Chicago…. I definitely will not be at sluggers from 9-12 tonight and you definitely should not come and let me take you home. Thanks, 8oz
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Just finished my final internship presentation - considering walking home smoking a J and then walking back to office for intern send off. Would be a wild pull for the last day, will update.
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Things that drive me nuts - Women - Slow walkers - Plugs that take forever - when the vape spits - when it’s Sunday n u want chickfila - women - shitty edibles - when bars have covers - shitty djs too ^ - Yankees - sweating a basketball over and everyone just starts bricking
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Free bong!
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new piece for the year 👌🏼
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One of my goals for this year is to spend more time on my porch
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Yes, I am a professional stock trader Yes, I have insider information Yes, I will share that info with you My expert analysis: it’s going down
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No food needed - gonna be a great day in the south.
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Enough of the Peters, I want to talk to you guys about one of the best polos for golf. Both options, polyester and cotton work tremendously on the course. They fit well, don’t bug you, feel nice and in my opinion look very professional. Can wear off course to RLX = Lud approved
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My last 24 hours in numbers - 3 nattys - 3 conference chips - 5 white monsters - 2 carts - 11 kids flushed down toilet - 3 heismans - 4 hours of sleep - 0 hours of sunlight
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DO NOT fuck with girls from the Dallas Fort Worth area. I repeat DO NOT fuck with girls from the Dallas Fort Worth area. Cannot stress this enough. I have a large sample size and I promise you it’s not worth it.
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FUCKKKKK IT. Not only am I dipping on work I’m dipping on this whole damn city!!! Left work earlier, packing my bags, and heading to beat @prezbread in golf!!!! Goddamn it I’m ready to be back in the south! Get me outta here now!
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Choosing weed over pussy, man it’s been a long day. Not proud of myself, but at least I got some top shelf.
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Ballys for another rack - on a generational heater rn!
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“Just got off work. Boutta have a weekend, the left ain’t ready” lookin ahhhh
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@Zyndad101 Remember jerking to SI Swimsuit magazines in the downstairs guest bathroom when I was like 12, wow, good times, good times.
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If this doesn’t light a fire than ur woods wet
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USA basketball is a fucking joke dude. - can’t put out the right lineups - can’t play team basketball - can’t play hard defense - get out hustled every play You guys fucking suck and I can’t stand watching you stupid fucks. Put out a real fucking lineup plz.
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Not even with a fucking stick
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Gaslight gaslight gaslight, deny deny deny
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If you have any clue how to play tennis plz drop advice below. This is really happening, i got drunk and told my mom I’d kick her ass and now we’re actually playing. Plz drop serious tips I am not good at all
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New piece
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Mom asked me if I’d been making friends this summer, “Yes, well no, kinda - so like we’re all on Twitter. I’ve never met any of them, but I feel like I known them forever mom! It’s more than just a screen name and tweets, they’re friends I promise”
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they don’t teach precision like this anymore
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Playing golf today with - my dad - sisters boyfriend - boyfriends dad Time to solidify myself as the best golfer in the current family, potential family, future family, it don’t fucking matter - I let the sticks talk.
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You kids look so dumb posting racks of 10 peters thinking it’s cool. These are my extra ones i left at home cuz they didn’t fit in my closet 🤣🤣
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Top 10 college QB’s of all time 1. JJ McCarthy 2. Denard Robinson 3. Geno Smith 4. Doug Flutie 5. Andrew Luck 6. Baker Mayfield 7. Shea Patterson 8. Tim Tebow 9. Jadyn Davis 10. Marcus Mariota
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Big day tmrw, nothing like being home for a weekend and causing havoc!
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Top 5 Vehicles invented 1. The Truck 2. Jet skis 3. Forklifts 4. Golf carts 5. Convertibles
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If only Alix Earle stayed one more year
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Dad what was prime Sam LaPortas Burner like??
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Dear community, Tonight I had to bury an old friend. It wasn’t easy and is hitting me harder than expected, think I’m going to take Monday off. Hope everyone can respect my decision, and thank you for the support. He’s gone now. Time to let go. - JW Sr. (SLP)
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