🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 @wirmgurl Twitter profile

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@wirmgurl

2 months

Someone please explain the Barbie joke to me in detail. Is the joke that Mussolini ran trains and commerce? Because that doesn't really make sense. Might as well say 'how can I be facisit, I'm not bald?'. Or is there some definition of fascism referenced here that I don't know.?

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2 months

Barbie political science jokes is a very niche genre, but it is one I am a huge fan of

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6 months

I used to think the key to small talk was always having something to say (difficult) but now I think the key is being genuinely relaxed and putting people at ease (very difficult).

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4 months

my mum used to work with a guy who was very good at chess. but it made him a terrible strategist in the real world; he was always thinking 5 steps ahead which was a terrible model for how everyone around him was thinking.

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6 months

I think most people genuinely have insane mental blocks built up about maths. I used to be a maths tutor and half the battle was getting people to not immediately panic when they saw maths.

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2 months

@joshqharris lol thanks, I deserve that for the hubris of this post!!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I don't mean this as a humble brag but my boyfriend and I were both the first people we ever dated so I don't have an ex and neither does he. having an ex seems weird! How are you guys coping with it? You used to love someone and now you don't???

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@rkuykendall Detailed but sanitized! Great explanation okay

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@wirmgurl

6 months

I love men but I find that male programmers are constantly playing a game called "I'm the smartest". I cannot bare to play the game (because I think I'll lose?). It feels like a constant friction that everyone seems to enjoy playing this and I don't.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I've actually spent so long thinking about this and Googleing this. Might have Tweeted about it before. Please someone help me!!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@warty_dog Okay I think I might have been dumb about this. Barbie doesn't think that's the definition of Fascism but she thinks it's a necessary condition

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@warty_dog okay but it doesn't make sense!! the trains running on time is just an aspect of fascism not the definition.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@brendankblong But Ken is dumb and Barbie is smart! What is it about Barbie world that gives her this understanding of Facisim?

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@lilbytelil sounds painful :/

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@OddishHime @Cuntypatra I love him?

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I think this joke makes the most sense if there is a Barbie Mussolini but no Barbie Hitler didn't so Barbie's understanding of Facisim comes from 1920s Italy alone.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@brendankblong Your point about Fascist Barbie is a good one. I feel like I'm beginning to appreciate the joke more!

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@wirmgurl

6 months

maybe the key is accepting that you are mediocre at small talk but doing it anyway.

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@wirmgurl

4 months

My mother's take on the presidential debate

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@wirmgurl

4 months

Twice I have made big life-changing updates in my understanding of the the world due to data. Once was this absolute nonsense study and the other was something about how after a certain threshold money doesn't make you happy (which was also wrong).

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@tracewoodgrains

4 months

hey I remember this study here’s your occasional reminder not to dramatically update your worldview based on isolated, dramatic psych studies

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@wirmgurl

6 months

I'm not saying I never play it (particularly if I think I have a winning move 🙂) but it always makes me feel bad. When I'm with women we seem to play conversational games that I enjoy more.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@Cuntypatra Try 16 years!!

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@wirmgurl

3 months

I think many people here are on a journey to become less autistic. Not me! I'm on a journey to become more autistic! Less socialising! Less eye contact! More special interests! More honesty!

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4 months

@zeit_sinn I'm too used to Europe! It looks cliche to me. Now if I look at something like South America - that seems like a nice continent shape.

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@wirmgurl

29 days

@dissproportion I soooo try to be 'whatever makes you happy' about other people's relationships but I really can't imagine being married and having separate money like this even though it's popular

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@wirmgurl

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I don't mean this as a humble brag but my boyfriend and I were both the first people we ever dated so I don't have an ex and neither does he. having an ex seems weird! How are you guys coping with it? You used to love someone and now you don't???

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@EneaszWrites It is weird I will admit it. I am like the least poly person of all time :) just born incredibly monogamous

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@ostensiblynil I think they are trying to compliment you though! Maths is so hard and horrible= you are impressive for doing it. But it's like awkward to say that straightforwardly

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@wirmgurl

2 months

Thank you for all your replies! I have genuinely learnt a lot about Facisim and about the internal logic of the Barbie movie. I now think the joke is funny!!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@getnormality Many are saying there are many similarities between me and Barbie

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@wirmgurl

25 days

@lisatomic5 British pronunciation is good and normal! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

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@wirmgurl

3 months

There's a woman who's trying to become closer friends with me and I just don't want to. I've never been in this situation before - I'm normally pretty open to being friends with anyone. I'm feeling pretty guilty about it.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

This is the most fun I've had with a tweet escaping containment. Lots of interesting, profound and moving replies along with some funny dunks on me for being a little obnoxious.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I don't mean this as a humble brag but my boyfriend and I were both the first people we ever dated so I don't have an ex and neither does he. having an ex seems weird! How are you guys coping with it? You used to love someone and now you don't???

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4 months

My most beautiful friend seemed to have the most trouble dating. I think because she was so beautiful she attracted status conscious men who saw her as a prize. They were charming but ultimately a bad fit for her.

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@wirmgurl

24 days

I have a friend who will just not engage in hypotheticals. You guys would love her. We asked her if she'd rather save her friend or all the octopuses in the world. "I don't think you'd manage to kill all the octopuses. "

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@Bimor2point0 Well I love my dog and my mum too!

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2 months

@XonlicTTV No the people are convincing me - I'm beginning to get it!

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2 months

@gpbhr125 @EneaszWrites lol

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2 months

@catherine_zq I'm not trolling I'm here to learn!!

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@getnormality in theory your write tests. in practice...

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@wirmgurl

4 months

@brianduffytweet @opinonhaver I think providing snacks is an example of a job that is obviously pretty useful and real already. We all need plane snacks! Also they have to handle people being upset on planes and I generally think they do amazingly at it.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@2abstract4me I totally deserve something terrible to happen now hahahaha

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@wirmgurl

2 months

We got engaged!!

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@animalologist I really don't get the sleepover fear! I know people are worried about sexual abuse but that can happen during the day too right??? sleepovers are some of my best and most intense childhood memories 🥲

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@wirmgurl

1 month

Why is reply guy am insult?? I adore anyone who replies to me. I'm here to chat!!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

Honestly might try being more obnoxious in the future...

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@shaggysurvives @dorkweeb Iirc, authors get royalties for being checked out the library! At least in the uk. Also library editions of books are more expensive

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@wirmgurl

23 days

When I went to Japan I spent a lot of time trying to figure out if Japan was good or bad. Until one day I saw a tweet which was like "The trains in Japan are good but it's bad you can't eat on the street" and suddenly I understood that it's GOOD AND BAD

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@wirmgurl

3 months

quit my job today btw :)

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@wirmgurl

3 months

This is painful, sincere posting, but here's my list of my current top life priorities: 1. Have babies 2. Get rid weird sad feeling in chest 3. Make a bunch of money 4. Do interesting travelling 5. Homemaking 6. Boyfriend is happy 7. My current relationships

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@wirmgurl

17 days

You know how after you die you don't exist and it's not too sad because you used to not exist and that was okay? Well I feel like I am grieving for my children that don't exist yet. I want to meet them. Their continued non existence feels like a tragedy.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@tracewoodgrains Putting gay men as more privileged than asexuals and bi people is a spicy take! Privilege wheel is now cancelled

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@wirmgurl

6 months

Humans have definitely gone soft and it's amazing. I hope we get softer and softer as life gets easier and sweeter.

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@wirmgurl

7 months

@sighswoon I get to live in the same house as my crush 🥹

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@wirmgurl

2 months

for once I have zero thoughts about the current discourse (men being told they are husband material). was he reasonable? I dunno. why are men like this? I dunno. why are women like that? I dunno. and yet I still must tweet.

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@alanytan Really good point! The challenge is a huge part of what I like about maths. But why aren't other subjects hard like that?Surely it should be possible to teach English in a way where you need to focus and puzzle?

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I've gotten in to a new hobby lately. It's called sunbathing. You just lie down when it's sunny for 15 minutes or so. It's nice.

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@wirmgurl

7 months

I think maybe the internet is bad because we all just passively read 1000 things until one of them makes us uniquely insane and then we reply. Makes all the replies very insane.

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@wirmgurl

24 days

Since I quit my job I've been trying to start a small software business but I'm incredibly embarrassed and haven't told anyone in real life or even tweeted about it until now.

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@theandyshand It's the best game but I'm trying to get promoted here!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

Been making a lot of jam this summer. Here's some strawberry jam that looks slightly like organs in a jar

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@ETTD18 I'm 33

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@wirmgurl

9 days

Why have we all decided that no internal dialogue = dumb? A good friend has no internal dialogue and I think it makes her mysterious and cool! The inside of her head is like an art movie!

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@ecommerceshares

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Once you realise that some people have internal dialogue and others don’t, many more things make sense in this world.

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@wirmgurl

3 months

I like looking at sexy ladies and I think I'd like to have sex with a woman but I've never had the chance and probably never will. I'm not sure if that makes me bi or what.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

When I was 5 I won a book token for being best at reading in my class and I spent it on a maths textbook so I could do more maths at home. That was probably my intellectual peak. It's all been downhill since then :)

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@wirmgurl

3 months

Learning to code is like learning to knit; no matter how complicated things get nothing is as hard as starting out.

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@wirmgurl

3 months

Spending two much time on here has given me weird political opinions and has made talking to my normie friends uncomfortable because I want to disagree all the time :(

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@wirmgurl

2 months

So... we've been trying to have a baby and, surprisingly, having more baby-making sex has made us both more horny and we have sex more frequently the whole month. Just thought that was interesting.

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@wirmgurl

5 months

I think a bunch of the things the senior on my team tells me to do are wrong. I should push back, right? I'm not very good at disagreeing I tend to quietly seethe instead :/

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@wirmgurl

6 months

@PorygonEnjoyer lol I wouldn't put it so harshly and I'm not sure the maths I was teaching was that beautiful... but I do think there is something true in what you are saying

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@wirmgurl

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I've never felt like I fit in with classic "nerds". I'm not interested enough in pop culture or computers. I do feel like I fit in with This Part Of Twitter though, whatever this part may be ♥️

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@wirmgurl

4 months

Why wouldn't I like my own tweets?! I wouldn't have written it if I didn't think it was good!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

So about this Tweet....

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I don't mean this as a humble brag but my boyfriend and I were both the first people we ever dated so I don't have an ex and neither does he. having an ex seems weird! How are you guys coping with it? You used to love someone and now you don't???

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Here's two related mistakes I see people make. 1. Refusing to accept that a situation can be positive-sum (e.g. if this trade deal is good for you it must be bad for me). 2. Looking at a situation that isn't positive-sum for someone and then thinking that it's an iron-clad

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@wirmgurl

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I keep thinking I'll be happy when I get 1,000 followers. One of the dumbest things I have ever thought tbh. a. Once I get there I'll want 2,000 followers. b. I literally have the perfect number of followers - my replies are sooooo good.

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@wirmgurl

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She's a nice woman and she has a lot of friends but she's also unhappy in lots of ways and I just don't want to get more involved with that.

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@wirmgurl

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@TheThirdPath_ @SwannMarcus89 The data is purchasing power adjusted and so takes that into account.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@Norltntoultra That's the first thing you think when you hear Fascism? That is interesting to me!

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@wirmgurl

2 months

going to the hairdresser gives me gender dysphoria even though I am c*s. I just feel like I'm doing 'woman at the hairdresser' wrong and I'm not sure I could do it right.

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@wirmgurl

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He took me for a walk while we were at a beach bonfire with all our friends and got down on one knee when we were far enough away from the group. The ring is his great grandmother's engagement ring from the 1920s.

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@wirmgurl

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Just found out that one of my very good friends who has been trying to get pregnant for years is going to have a baby!

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@wirmgurl

4 months

My weight has been my greatest struggle in life, my arch nemesis, my bête noire. And now I just take an injection and it's fine?? lmao, terrible writing.

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@wirmgurl

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@GarrettPetersen It's pretty good, right?

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@wirmgurl

2 months

When I first started 'worm girl' I felt like I could post anything. I didn't know anyone so there were no consequences. Now I have beloved mutuals - and it's great - but hesitate to post things I want to post.

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@wirmgurl

7 days

I finished the thing I was working on and I have been advertising it for two weeks and have made zero sales lmao

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@wirmgurl

24 days

Since I quit my job I've been trying to start a small software business but I'm incredibly embarrassed and haven't told anyone in real life or even tweeted about it until now.

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@wirmgurl

3 months

Btw guys, since I quit my job the uneasy feeling in my chest has lifted. I feel calm, light and excited for the future.

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@wirmgurl

6 months

Since I started actually posting on Twitter (I've been lurking since 2007) I've found it less addictive. Something about it being more active than passive. More satisfying?

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@wirmgurl

2 months

I know it's tpot etiquette to like all replies but I think I'd be doing it anyway - I am genuinely delighted when people reply to my tweets.

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@wirmgurl

13 days

I think we, as a society, need to come together and decide what the point of weddings and marriage is. It's clearly different from what it used to be, but what is it now?

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When I was 13 I had to sit my school friends down and say "I have a secret to tell you. I know I always complain about maths along with you but the truth is I love it."

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@wirmgurl

6 months

I've only taken LSD once - I walked around by myself and looked at flowers. It forever changed my life because I like flowers now.

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@wirmgurl

2 months

Men and women are different in some ways, but also similar in many other ways. You guys are all banned from discussing the ways they are different though because you've done too much of it and are weird about it

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@wirmgurl

6 months

It sucks that only counties and sexualities get flags. We should have more flags. Someone make me a flag for people who like going to bed early.

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@wirmgurl

4 months

Dragon Ball Z marathon weekend with my brother ♥️ was very embarrassed to be a DBZ fan so pretended to be ill when friends asked to hang out.

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No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.

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@wirmgurl

3 months

@abiylfoyp The popularity of sassy quote tweets of obvious jokes is one of the most disappointing things I've discovered with the new algorithm

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@wirmgurl

4 months

Not sure what to make of this... Either I need to verify in detail or just go for trusting my gut always.

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@wirmgurl

1 month

In the last few years I have been trying to be more honest. This Twitter account is a weird part of it because I'm very honest here but only because I don't tell my friends about this account. So now I have a medium sized secret I'm hiding from everyone.

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@wirmgurl

19 days

I try post one tweet a day at around 10pm. Sometimes I spend the whole day thinking about what I'm going to tweet. When you read my tweets I want you to think 'wow, she spent all day on that'.

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@wirmgurl

4 months

@DawoodMukari @zeit_sinn It's simple! Simple is beautiful :)

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@wirmgurl

2 months

@BOBMONEY711 @warty_dog lolll. I can't believe you'd call me autistic just because I've spent hours of my one precious life trying to understand a joke from the Barbie movie.

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@wirmgurl

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I would actually quite like some more irl friends but I know in my heart that we are not a good fit for each other. I think my latent Christian upbringing is giving me a lot a guilt here. Even though I don't believe in God I still believe she's a blessed child of God.

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