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the inside view is that technological progress is a hard and active process; you shouldn’t take it for granted, nor sit around waiting for utopia or dystopia to arrive
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omg guys what's happening
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@loveyouveramuch the grass is always queerer on the other side
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@nickmmark the intrusive thoughts won ☠️
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@Tangrenin me n who
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@xsphi what's interesting about it
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@xsphi idk I agree with the people why not make it an app then
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the main problem with modern dating is male hypoaxia (low value). the average woman of today would be a goddess in the ancestral environment. the average man of today would look diseased
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@prerationalist you just need to motivate it. exceptional right example
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@Aella_Girl omg not the paid sex chart
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@BaharOstadan I'd clean it for him
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the eternal balance of bryan johnson. one cannot exist without the other
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what are the chances that the two most unhealthiest looking people in the world both have the same name
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@8chabard many such cases
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@shellsist they should make a city for only inverted people
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just saw a dad in sf scolding his kid with "that's low status behavior"
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Richard Stallman did this and I read an article calling it nonverbal assault
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Dating apps are so abysmal I got business cards but for flirting
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@egregirls le sigh
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@LinkofSunshine it's a vibe it just hits different from the .zip
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@the_wilderless it is what it is
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EA people flirting is insane
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@KrangTNelson consider a couple who can't biologically have more kids, but would otherwise love to, also they have seen the movie shazam. seeing this billboard could remind them of the positive portrayal of a foster family in that movie and make them consider it as a real option for them
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@the_aiju drama in the strfry community
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can someone put it in a tweet why we experience reality as classical when it's actually quantum? better if you fit in the old 140 char limit cause my reading skills struggle at that point
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@prerationalist they are representations of elephants to draw attention to the lack of an elephant, I give full score
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@stillgray "poolice, he's lighting himself on fiiree, there's a guy lighting himself on fire helloooo"
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@growing_daniel I bet this feels so good for a stock
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@liz_love_lace she's just like me fr
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this annoys the heck out of me why is it always 50-50? is there secretly an efficient potus market?
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just 20 years ago, Stephen Wolfram invented the simplest known universal cellular automaton. Google Stephen Wolfram rule 34 to learn more!
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@PaulSkallas I was shook by the beauty of italian women
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@snoutwife me n who
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this could be us but you clayin'
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idea
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This is so sad
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@alexeyguzey omg same but when someone says something unclear but after like 3 seconds you magically get it. where does the processing happen
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@SeanMombo I was like nooo you don't understand human eye frame rate but then I switched to 60 in options and like why my cursor so laggy lmao
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I hate how Scott Alexander called himself a "microcelebrity" cause like what are the 2k guys then?
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is it possible she started with the result and applied transformations to get the question and asked it from her alt?
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The legend of Cleo in the Mathematics StackExchange. 😂
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@CartoonsHateHer that's so romantic me n who
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All Roko had to do was shut the fuck up and he could have been almost uncritically beloved for like a century
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@growing_daniel they should make the UK a US state
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if a vegan lectures a meat eater that's considered very bad socially, but why? if u take veganism seriously it seems appropriate
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@nikicaga I wonder if the Resistance to Genocide minor has its own severus snape
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@growing_daniel omg I just got that comrade 3 is countering comrade 2's use of "guys" at the beginning of his speech. legendary battle
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@growing_daniel netflix introducing a new evil character
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@cheer_wine phones only do this when they're extremely distressed
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@lefttwick what's evil here
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@8chabard why everyone focus on brutalist vs traditional i just care pretty vs fugly
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@AaronBergman18 close! that's a euclid
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did u read the new covid acx post? zoonotic or lab leak?
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@xsphi I take the device as a promise that it allows something more than would be on a phone. so if it turns out it can be on a phone it's betrayal vibes
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@Aella_Girl the people who tried got ate
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@WilliamAEden technocapital after eating all the low hanging froots
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@tszzl the way u turned german for this take
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@slurplebrained @ThanksThoth lmao I thought it was just me
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just got tinder unmatched after I explained what vibecamp is 😑
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@captgouda24 whether the holocaust happened is also a factual question, but we are rather suspicious of people who don't share the consensus
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@sudothei I just realized it says nonbinary person lmfao
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never seen a "technology accelerationist" like any of my mpreg tweets, despite *many* opportunities tells you much about society
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@nikicaga what's wrong with having house servants are out of house servants better?
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@LexerLux lmao when I was a kid I thought that's how they made GTA and I was like wow crazy
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@skooookum it look like a head phone
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men being more horny is just a consequence of this
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holy shit 2016 posted, "in 5-10 years". and they say yud doesn't know about timelines
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he was so real for this
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concerning how there isn't a 2nd scott alexander like can no one write well
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@TetraspaceWest imagine the mystique his name had when you first heard about basilisk. that could be it but then u learn he's on twitter and in a few seconds it's way downhill from there
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it's called the "progress flag" because it's a progress bar for trans domination we can see the LGB crowd is holding up still. not for long!
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@Aella_Girl life is just different levels of larp
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@MarioEmblem_2 it just seems unlikely if ur physicalist
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pussy so loose it's only held up by van der Waals forces
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the right comparison would be if it's a gross guy who's 3x stronger than you saying these
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how would you men like it if the roles were reversed huh??? not so great is it
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Grey Tribe solution to the trans kids problem: let the kid's adult self decide by setting up a prediction market on their opinion at 18 years old
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@hmmmharum my horny ass could not be the heat stroke body paint applier
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@QualyThe I'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of agency
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@xsphi well they don't make me have the wrong impression
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@growing_daniel daydreamed about working @ OAI
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winning the lottery isn't real, pro gamers aren't real, plane crashes aren't real. the brain's float precision is bad so small probabilities are best approximated by 0
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@sudothei sed for a boy awk for a girl
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prediction: ChatGPT adoption will cause emails to be minimalist cause well written ones will be too cringe
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a stopped clock is right twice a day but a clock spinning very fast is right many times a day, maybe millions accelerate
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@Aella_Girl having a fresh clear STI test result increases the probability of having an STI
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just applied for dating aella wish me luck
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why do people even vary in facial attractiveness? like you'd think evolution would optimize that
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aelliezer kids would be so fucked up it needs to happen
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@shaggysurvives it's like a board except dumb
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@OneEyedAlpaca I believe they can make it
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ok what happened to this? it still sounds so convincing to me like I'm willing to go for the gigacringed "gpt4 isn't real intelligence" over this (ignore "recursively self-improving", I just mean the argument that AI shouldn't land in the tiny zone between idiot and einstein)
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@QualyThe lmpao I thought it wouldn't do it
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@rickyflowsinyou he really said the universe is one, omg buddhist vibes
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luddite theory check: if someone invented a humanoid robot that's cheaper to produce and operate than a human and is just as capable, what would actually happen in the world?
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@tommyhigham waiting for the black cum thing to replicate
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rationalist pro tip: if you say "here's an uncharitable characterization" you can be viciously vomit-inducingly mean after that and it still counts as good manners
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@LexerLux not the uchar size ✋😂
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