Joshua @joshqharris Twitter profile

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 months

got my ears pierced

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 months

@wirmgurl you’ll find out once you guys break up, hope that helps!!

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@joshqharris

2 years

This dude in the wework is in shambles over his NFT bags right now lol

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@joshqharris

2 years

Stocks are overpriced, crypto is a bear market, real estate is a bubble, the dollar is the inflating, every alternative asset is overbought & im not schizo enough to buy gold. What the ever living fuck do I do with my money

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@joshqharris

2 years

VCs be like "startup valuations are super inflated" My brother in christ YOU were signing these term sheets

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@joshqharris

22 days

@lillybilly299 yes but it bears all this with a little smile on its face 🙂‍↕️

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@joshqharris

5 months

ngl SF is depressing as hell i finish work at like 9 and im like "whats the move" and there is no move and everythings closed

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

I’m incredibly bitter about losing such a pivotal few years of my life and even more frustrated how accepting of it my generation is

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@joshqharris

19 days

@cocainehitler39 'He had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise.' Isabel Allende, The House of The Spirits

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

How to be a legendary angel investor: 1. Throw money in literally every startup you can 2. Only put the good ones on your website

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Tell me your startup, I’ll reply with a non-obvious growth hack to gain customers/reach:

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Joshua

@joshqharris

1 year

All my friends lifeplan rn is make 100k in the next 6 months or kill themselves

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Starting a career in tech right now is like showing up to an orgy 3 hours late

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@joshqharris

3 years

“you come into my startup accelerator”

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@joshqharris

6 months

tbh I don’t think btc/eth/sol will be around in 20 years most of the internet’s economic production will be done by future generations Why would they want to generate value for a chain that some random old ppl own vastly more exposure to? They’ll make their own chains.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Just found out VCs don’t actually give you money for free they take part of your company im literally crying right now

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@joshqharris

2 months

@carmguti payment processing networks r actually kinda complicated like, crypto is a trillion dollar industry that essentially has value b/c someone came up with a novel payment processing network lol

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

I keep seeing couples where the guy is more attractive then the girl. This is a recession indicator I just haven’t figured out why yet

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@joshqharris

3 years

Ginger ale has product market fit on airplanes

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@joshqharris

2 years

Okay thanks for the ideas guys. Ive started the world's first weapon stockpiling stable-coin crypto hedge-fund focusing on buying salmon-bearing real estate & pre-owned collectible antiques. just wire your worthless crypto to joshqharris.eth to become an LP

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Joshua

@joshqharris

5 months

@ImogenWK ‘All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you… But first, they must catch you’ - From watership down by Richard Adams.

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@joshqharris

2 years

these frat bros wanna be product managers now call that figma chi

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@joshqharris

17 days

@bjorkluvr What were they saying Magdalena

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Joshua

@joshqharris

4 years

Those that can, do. Those that can’t, become venture capitalists.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

"You merely adopted diversity, i was born in it"

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Joshua

@joshqharris

9 months

@Samtanic_Panic its objectively a bad fit, he looks like a mormon! there's so many things to dunk on @dieworkwear but this is a losing battle

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@joshqharris

3 years

people rediscovering crowdfunding by calling them DAOs is so beautiful

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@joshqharris

13 days

@dewgirlonline Nah I agree fuck all these haters

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Joshua

@joshqharris

10 months

Quick Update: I’m joining @Paradigm as an EIR to work on @PixieChess , a novel crypto game I’m looking for exceptionally talented, technical contributors to round out our founding team. If that's you, read below!

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Joshua

@joshqharris

1 year

Being an “Idea Guy” is fucking crazy — all my peers either have perfect mastery over colours & beauty or can get computers to do tasks for them Meanwhile I’m stat-maxed in ‘creativity’ w/ no actual skills, every morning I wake up and pray to god I still *have it*

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

The Finance bro —> Tech bro —> Crypto bro —> Art bro pipeline is unstoppable

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@joshqharris

3 years

ngl after meeting so many of y’all I’m gonna have to start a series called: “techbros & the breakups that got them into startups” lol

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@joshqharris

3 years

Pitch me your best idea for an NFT project. In 24 hours me and my friends will help you: - design it - make contracts + mint site - make it go viral

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

This will sound stupid but how do I meet people my own age outside of tech in nyc to like, party and try new things with?

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Joshua

@joshqharris

10 months

Making moves (chess moves)

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

alright im bored of web3 & the metaverse what are we doing next guys?

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Just ran into @garyvee for the second time in a week in *completely* different parts of the city he don’t even know who I am

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Turning 20 in tech takes you from being a prodigy wunderkind to just another startup shmuck

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

@sidazhang “Hi I took a photo of you without your consent and it went viral, can I touch you?”

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Quick Update: Friday was my last day at @Capitalxyz , fka Party Round. Deeply grateful for my time there. I wrote a blog below about what's next for me. Means a lot if you'd read or rt.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Literally every role in your startup needs to be talking to users.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

why you were wasting time dancing with baddies at Coachella I was at Miami Tech Week at a party of entirely dudes

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 months

@peace_node @owenbroadcast @d4repilled works in crypto, opinion invalidated

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

I’m starting a new twitter group chat for builders/writers. The idea is when you *really* need a post or project amplified you can use this engagement farm booster. You can access it if you join, but you’ll be expected to like/comment others stuff too. Chat below if down.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

19 days

@soonrightaway this is a bad comparison i don't think you've played both of those games completely

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@joshqharris

2 years

I was at a crypto dinner in South America and the guy next to me told me he had a course that cost $125,000 that could teach me to pick up any woman I wanted & then I watched him ask this girl for her number and get rejected

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 months

in my twenty-two years of life i have learned only 1 thing & it is that you only get what you want when you no longer care about it in the slightest

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Joshua

@joshqharris

7 months

@joekndy u have some points but this is big talk 4 someone who works at coinlist lfmao

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@joshqharris

2 years

The white pill is that LGA is now the best nyc airport

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

A pretty girl asked if I was into crypto and I lied faster than Peter when he denied knowing Jesus

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Joshua

@joshqharris

10 months

Just overheard a guy on a date try to explain why the blockchain is immutable to a baddie my boy we’re in fucking bushwick

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Joshua

@joshqharris

21 days

@BluebriarArts I think it would be like basketball where the physicality from the 90s era would actually thrive in todays game because the current meta is based around more complete, abstract defensives and offensive schemes

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

@alexisohanian @Reddit Reddits problem is being cool again. Opening up CSS options could enable subreddits to be more than just message boards. Every week the team should develop & seed one really weird, esoteric subreddit that pushes the css to its limit. Can give examples of ideas.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

hi guys got my wallet hacked and just lost most of my savings I’m really safe with my hot wallets and I follow all of the rules about security Wanted to chat w/ someone knowledgeable and see where I messed up. Thnx

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@joshqharris

3 years

You know how every college students first startup is like “fixing internships”? Dropouts fall for the same trap but with “building productivity tools” lol

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Still recovering from telling someone I worked at Party Round & and them responding “oh that startup with the really annoying social media?”

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Me after my investor doesn’t retweet my startup announcement

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

They don’t want you to know this but you can literally just cashapp founders money and they have to let you in as an investor I have invested in 5000 companies with this tactic

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Joshua

@joshqharris

6 months

@ahitposter “you can bridge to Ėgregōre-chain 764 when you’re 18, until then you will stay in the mempool”

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

If you live in NYC, Miami, SF, or LA — and wanna help with our next drop pls DM me

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@joshqharris

2 years

@Kenny___Rose stop trying to get people out of their pants so quickly you need to build real emotional connection first

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Ay friends!! I’m joining @partyroundco ft!! Insanely excited to build this startup. 🎉 Past month has had some wild ups and downs. Grateful for everyone’s support and grace. :)

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

We’re in the golden age of early twenty-somethings on twitter flying around the country and expensing dinners to nameless crypto companies

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 months

CT’s system of tagging a single account ( @inversebrah ) when something funny happens & having them repost it for everyone is unironically a more interesting mechanism than most of crypto

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@joshqharris

3 years

@rSanti97 no they fucking better not

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

turned 20 today. deeply grateful. i owe all of you guys more than you'll ever know.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

1 year

@Blackdoll69 @CryptoFinally i will in 6 months lol

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Joshua

@joshqharris

6 months

Also even if I’m wrong — the eth/btc maximalists are old and will gradually get replaced with ppl who think like me All my philosophical opponents have a demographic problem Also I’m literally not wrong you’re seeing this fragmentation with solana and eth l2s already

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Joshua

@joshqharris

5 months

@nearcyan I’m 21 I should be at a party

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

Miami is the only city where people like, beg me to move there lol.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

lol @theryanking every time something happens in Silicon Valley

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Fun fact: I was actually going to join DoNotPay after dropping out Most of the game-plan that I brought to @PartyRound was strategy I originally wrote for DNP Ended up being let go due to a bad reference check — at the time I was devastated guess it all worked out after all :)

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

We need a new culturally relevant city that's cheap enough that young people can migrate to it.

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@joshqharris

9 months

@eastdakota @Austen Chris Paul was literally great on the suns he took them to the finals lol

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@joshqharris

3 years

God gave us psychedelics to get in touch with nature but tech guys turned it into a productivity tool

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

This is my submission for @madrealities host

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Startup/tech co-living was crucial in helping me get started. I couldn’t recommend it enough for any young technologists, flaws and all. If you’re interested and don’t know where to start, shoot me a dm.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

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@blueshellman @cocainehitler39 Please do, but fair warning I will train my large language model on your comic and generate my own first page

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@joshqharris

2 years

@AdamSinger everytime i buy stocks i feel like i become boomer exit liquidity

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

I just moved to nyc

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Quick update: I’ve wrapped up my internship at @goat_capital . Grateful for my time w/ Justin & Robin. I’m ready to learn hands-on, & looking for a startup to build at. My skills align best with roles in Ops, sales, & growth but I’m flexible & open to anything.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

10 days

@slurplebrained Just know some awesome seafaring empire could have been posted up here

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@joshqharris

9 months

@buccocapital Ngl I got Biden 🦅🇺🇸

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7 months

@chinesegon yo don’t hate I think he might be gay

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@joshqharris

3 years

look at this roster @a16z @AbstractVC @sevensevensix @ShrugCap Cap table looking like a fucking all star game 🏎🏎🏎

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@joshqharris

3 years

I don’t think orgs like Contrary capital, Dorm Room, Frontrow etc. are predatory — but it’s important to value your skills (even as a kid). You can, and should be payed for your work — including VC.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

@jakearonskind @peppertheapp Make a site that lets you do iron chef style competition with your friends: Like randomly selects 4 ingredients. Everyone has 1 hour to make a dish.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

6 months

"ahh i forgot to mint a @cigawrettepacks in time, yeah i was just really busy for the last uuhhh *checks notes* 2 years"

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

@kctolliver Look me dead in the eyes and honestly tell me you’d rather of lost your early twenties than whatever middle age years it took. Pretty disingenuous to act like it’s not worse for my gen. Transition to adulthood defines your career, friendships, & partners. We got nothing.

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@joshqharris

1 year

@hollowearthterf @p3rzeuz if u dont have a lot of female friends its like the only time people r gonna snap a few photos of you as a guy lmao

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Joshua

@joshqharris

1 year

@WillManidis Stake out your rivals favourite restaurants. Post up, don’t leave. Embrace war. Claim it as your own.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

MSCHF is the Harvard of growth hacking

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@joshqharris

3 years

The fuck is “HD” and why do my parents say I have 80 of it??

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Joshua

@joshqharris

10 months

My main advice to people trying to make their fortune next cycle Don’t waste any time trying to trade the majors. That path to wealth is gone — store value and move on. Instead, use guerrilla tactics. Find something niche & master it. Only fight with home field advantage.

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@joshqharris

2 years

I met @TurnerNovak at the founders fund party

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Joshua

@joshqharris

2 years

BeReal is such a stupid idea I don’t wanna be my true self on social media i wanna make my ex feel bad

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

Insane concept: I think we’re in a “Career Potential” bubble. The value of everyone’s potential trajectory has massively grown — just like startup rounds.

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Joshua

@joshqharris

3 years

April Koh took a startup from 0 to 2B. Whatever culture she’s built at spring works.

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