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LeShonda Stevens

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I may as well try heroin and lsd tonight just in case the apocalypse is real.

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@vurbal

7 months

@blephin_ @CreamyWeaver should’ve facemaxxed + life expectancy of about 38

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@sasimmons @WomenPostingLs i feel like if the roles had been swapped everyone would be saying “yo that dude dodged a bullet lol”

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@vurbal

11 months

@DexterousAVI @image_origins probably never. lost media is very common. it was likely on one long deleted thread on a niche japanese image board which of course would never have been archived

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@TheRightCant so do neocons like japan or not?

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@JamieSonOfDavid @skinworms incredible bait

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10 months

@LordTheLoon @CrAstro2 @___lovelani @corneil_ri you look like a less fortunate snoop dogg

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1 year

@samistonks @Bornakang people who don’t want that GM bullshit

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@vurbal

7 months

@chinese_kool @killmefam @aisingioron nobody cares about them

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1 year

@IncomeUkraine @sillyisabella @TateTheTalisman @isabellarileyus at least you’re aware of the fact that women will only fuck you if you make some sort of money. acceptance is the first step

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10 months

@Etherwinter @BitchAssBowie

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@vurbal

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@Shockanity @Dexerto not everyone expects people to be retarded enough to be that bad of a driver

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@CannotHaveSex @scuraball i think he was talking about the generalisation

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@vurbal

11 months

@Skippyisntfunny @GreenTextRepost subreddit that harbours animal abusers deserves all the shit they get

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@vurbal

11 months

@RileyTaugor @BlackySpeakz how many goddamn allegations did he have 😭

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@vurbal

11 months

@SnowballGrey @DexterousAVI @image_origins info scratched into the bark of a tree in the nearby woods would be more reliable than whatever sesseur says

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@vurbal

1 year

@JUNlPER wait til a gimmick account purposefully takes this seriously, reposts it to their echo chamber and gets a bunch of blue check marks, crypto accounts and larpers sniffing each other’s farts in the replies

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@vurbal

6 months

@xKapwn @ShitpostRock nah, reddit comments are just someone referencing a movie or videogame and then everyone who got the reference starting a huge circlejerk under the original comment

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@vurbal

1 year

@SarahKWilliam @DreamLeaf5 they’re just edgy and angsty kids who will grow out of it lmfao

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@vurbal

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@dificult_hunter @TheRightCant they’re confused little guys

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@heshagain @lnbshr the boochie

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@AbdoDameen @nfr_podcast @lilyachty it’s a novelty song and he never said it was anything more. it literally cannot be mid because for it to be mid it would have to be conventional too

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@vurbal

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@fuckingreatful @SaeedDiCaprio he knows

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1 year

@aipostate @empireenjoyer10 @shoe0nhead this is a certified “no gaijin” restaurant moment

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11 months

@SileniusDegener @ShitpostRock no. both of them are either way overweight or underweight. nothing in between

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11 months

@antoniogm @Eyesofgod__ this is twitter, full of sensationalist bots who like to get angry at things. do you really think they want the full story?

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@vurbal

10 months

@DoingCigarettes FUCK NICK MULLEN!!!!!

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1 year

@Brandon43616174 @SarahKWilliam @DreamLeaf5 lmk when there’s a liberal woman equivalent to trollface phonk meme edits of nazi marches on discord lol

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1 year

@jestingtime one is a belly of a man of a certain age, painstaking constructed by wine, a carb-filled italian diet, and the stress of being in those sorts of circles. the other is pure soy, saturated/trans fats, and sitting in a chair for hours everyday

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@vurbal

7 months

@DubrovinDaniel @chinese_kool @killmefam @aisingioron it’s like disturbing an anthill

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@vurbal

11 months

@Bendak5tar @DynamoSuperX oh no, it has got relatively better. as unbelievable as that sounds, it used to be everything it is today plus MORE. no comparison really

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11 months

@OJSIMPS0NBURNER imagine seeing your face posted online with someone saying they’d rather kill themselves than go for coffee with you

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@vurbal

1 year

@YOGB_Mate @GreenTextRepost this meme was graciously brought to you by a 5’7” guy

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@vurbal

11 months

@GreenTextRepost @omegamazing2 sorry chad, chud gets the girl in the end

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@vurbal

10 months

@grunclesac @JakTunes69 @operagxofficial @realSereS @elonmusk didn’t get the reply you were fiendish for huh?

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@vurbal

1 year

@BWay124 @Bornakang she’s absolutely spot on for most men, i’ll tell you that. i’ve heard enough stories

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1 year

@LordJah0 @JrMoneyGetting @biigwes_ the other guy is a waste of oxygen though

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@vurbal

1 year

@Christo89725241 @plumpnads @vernj76 @DailyLoud the first instance is not them defending pedophiles you nonce, it’s just an odd choice of wording. your media literacy is subzero

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@vurbal

6 months

@shoegazrr @Tsunami1_ @CJhuber12 @Pezdem @Saw_Bonz @anthonyyylp @YIMBYLAND this but unironically outside of central park

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@vurbal

1 year

@AIRSTEVEJOBS @nfr_podcast who the fuck is bluebucks lol

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@vurbal

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@damnitoni @ShesFishy the internet has run the word y2k into the ground

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@Danizeh @LakersBetta @CultureCrave if censorship = not allowed to have slurs in your username and post crypto scams, gore and cp then that’s great

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@vurbal

11 months

@water_flavoured @Themba_Taylor @Lessmiserable2 @crackcobain__ @ZoeKravitz @DojaCat cambineshan

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@dertyduchess @crackcobain__ :/

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@vurbal

1 year

@BLOX the person behind the avatar in reality:

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@vurbal

10 months

@AssistantMagus @Jasseh_onfroy @kadey180 @denjithecommie @willsgardevoir how naïve can you be

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@vurbal

11 months

@cyanidegrapes @12yno @GreenTextRepost heeeeee’s RIGHT behind me… isn’t he? 😳

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@vurbal

1 year

@markmanmade @downbadcomment @EverythingOOC that’s fucking facts and it pisses me off because i’m so tired but she will literally beg you to stay awake

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@vurbal

1 year

@mzbxi @SaeedDiCaprio @I_will_like_you just say you have 0 ideals and don’t give a shit about your country at this point, it’s easier

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10 months

@Etherwinter @BitchAssBowie

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@vurbal

10 months

@SeductiveCherii @BuzzingPop when you’re connected to the car stereo it shows up as muted on your phone

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@vurbal

1 year

@LidLovely most expensive with the smallest likelihood of actually paying off. but my god, music can get to others in a way no other art can. seeing that shit always puts a smile on my face

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@vurbal

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@hoodcashflow732 on god it works

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@vurbal

10 months

@Vapeuh @GRITCULT contact lenses

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@vurbal

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@Chillcatser @Righteous_Wolf @stillgray it’s not “us” then if he’s malaysian. are they trying to eradicate malaysians? are we all malaysians? no.

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@vurbal

10 months

@JoshuaDone @greentexts_bot caring about how much cum you produce is absolutely porn-brained

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@vurbal

1 year

@fernando_takai @Baron_Scicluna @GBNT1952 @ClownWorld_ we’ve really got to the point where people who are unable to grasp obviously staged shit on the internet have cope memes now?

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10 months

@Nightendd7 @IdiotBed @Sculkit1 🗿🍷 my respect for you: 📈📈📈 you dropped this 👑 king

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@vurbal

1 year

@janejupitersf @imniceandsmart there never was a “vibe”

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1 year

@TheBlueBetty @ducktales2020 @rodentsheriff don’t forget that for a part of that time you need to switch to the atkins diet (you decide when, it’s super intuitive)

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@vurbal

1 year

@spreadsheeticus @wigger @Adobe @Photoshop nothing about that face is progressive, she looks like an irish cockle seller from the 1800s

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@vurbal

1 year

@NeverBeGrounded @USArmyOfficer @AlequinGreat @stillgray @ElijahSchaffer no way, i purposefully eat shit, have unprotected sex and scratch myself with rusty nails from my garden to build my immune system! those vaxenes, not my thing that’s for sure ;)

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@vurbal

11 months

@the_ladanski @wiseguysmemeco @InternetH0F 😐

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@vurbal

11 months

@dichithemichi @EnjoyerTnd60410 @CreamDollarSA @onestar1982 @LttleGel @lporiginalg ever considered he might’ve been fucking with you? or are YOU the socially stunted autist?

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@vurbal

1 year

this is the first time i’m hearing perry speak, this must be how they felt when the silent film era ended

Pericles 'Perry' Abbasi

@ElectionLegal

3 years

Since Fleets are going away August 3rd, I'm thinking about posting my monologues on the TL. To start the transition, here's yesterday's fleet

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@vurbal

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@fatcat_coin @Giggerton @boysbeingboys don’t condone it then little brother

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@vurbal

10 months

@jmyknewbetter @sweetenerldr @mazzypopstar it would be cool if it was done well

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1 year

@CannotHaveSex

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@vurbal

10 months

@GoodReddit reddit is such an insufferable hivemind downvoting some poor guy who doesn’t get a reference

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@vurbal

1 year

@Christo89725241 @plumpnads @vernj76 @DailyLoud alright, keep supplying me with a list of lunatics. you realise that 0.0000000001% of people agree with these people right? your point is empty. also the last one is taken out of context and isn’t them defending pedophilia, yet again. you’re really not helping yourself

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11 months

@LilTravi2 he was never very good. let’s leave that sort of music back in 2020

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11 months

@TheBlackHoff @ElijahSchaffer yeah, because of people like elijah lol

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1 year

@boocdc @fernando_takai @Baron_Scicluna @GBNT1952 @ClownWorld_ because it’s surreally idiotic, and it’s on the internet. 99% her boyfriend just said “hey babe do this funny thing for tiktok lol”

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@vurbal

10 months

@jestingtime why are there so many benadryl addiction larpers online

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1 year

@cmgoatwrld @SsbuEden @DoctorEthereum @Dexerto footage exists

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@vurbal

10 months

@finfixe @MKX_ultra @CoolCat_2023 @Morbidful a lot of people don’t seem to realise that although fruit sugars are much better for you than sucrose due to them being more complex, they still contribute to an acidic environment that cancer cells thrive in. 5 fruits a day is still essential though.

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@vurbal

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@AphraXI @cherch222 @aal6n @cursinyourname think for yourself lil bro, this isn’t a group project

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1 year

@IntelliDes @DoingCigarettes not the worst rapper by any means but definitely not a big loss for music

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@vurbal

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@gaxrav @stillgray people love using india as a punching bag

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@altlice @Elena1just @deathbladx @Patryk87837486 i don’t think that was their intention

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@vurbal

1 year

@liang_malcolm @lporiginalg rather die for a crack rock

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@cfcmaxez @JakeSucky he had to prove himself to millions of strangers apparently

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@vurbal

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@Amara20807021 @JefferySplash @AWMLGaming @DrMarmal8 @yunggravy no one who’s gone to serious concerts says “vibin and shit”

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@vurbal

11 months

@spartinyo @HipHopNumbers he hasn’t been underground for a long time

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@HollywoodJalen @OJSIMPS0NBURNER there would’ve been extreme consequences after the face reveal, with a name like “blackyspeakz”

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@vurbal

1 year

@reece_brah @CaudilloXIV

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@vurbal

1 year

@l_3W15 @xbtGBH the return coming soon

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@vurbal

1 year

@ihopeshedie @pinkkmattr @UnkleDell this is so out of pocket but so accurate

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@vurbal

1 year

@ConcStudies @PatagoniaGaucho @Babygravy9 no, it’s a crock of american copium for why they’re all unhealthy as shit

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@Gheorgh71194369 @BlackheartSora @SandmanMGTOW ummm you’re romanian

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@vurbal

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@Jack05955430695 @PlebFit @JUNlPER the irony of someone like this calling someone else an npc (inb4 he says someone about going through his profile)

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@vurbal

11 months

@12yno @cyanidegrapes @GreenTextRepost shitty marvel one liners. just fucking with you

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@vurbal

1 year

@340lb @Scrambledo @OldMemeClown T50 copium 💔💔💔

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@vurbal

1 year

@Segovax7 @CadenMatthews11 @JUNlPER one look at your bio screams this energy right here

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@vurbal

1 year

@Dal43015677 @stillgray no one’s unhinged enough to defend this man, wake up. stop creating further division in the face of this utter scum

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@vurbal

1 year

@cozydissident @Titsandnuggies twitter discovered the word “physiognomy” and will NOT leave it alone now

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@vurbal

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@ShesAFanSir @Swiftsbeatles @2WrongMakeRight @NotBGeneus @zedonarrival nicki has done pop before - guess who created the core of modern pop that people like michael jackson and prince built more on. the beatles, that’s who

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@JUNlPER @marionumber4 retvrn

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