Ladanski 🔞 @the_ladanski Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Ladanski 🔞

4 years

@SizweDiba Forget about the first cop. The second one showed up and went STRAIGHT FOR THE THROAT!!! He didn't even ask questions!!!

119

4K

35K

Last Seen Profiles

@mattgilblezy

@Hijabbacol2883

@CintaMaya71146

@bokeplokalmalam

@rhttarmani

@CintaMaya71146

@ImSilverRose

@sofisauriooo

@HeartofaDane

@CintaMaya71146

$made_in_Ingria__/,,,\__®$

@InIngriaFM

@fake_trucker

@TanteYunni

@bokeplokalmalam

@TanteYunni

@Giulicat1512

@TanteYunni

@Dababydoc

@servelunablack

@nagatafuuk53316

@msaid_didu

@memitogar29

@BOGUMMY

@KarhuLisa

@himari44446

@gdtmmelkur

@SehatKahani

@ecasacciosocial

@TanteYunni

@ionuss

@WCPSacramento

@kateatsshrimp

@AsSa66986762

@subin_2011

@sesamle

@ringogrumio

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@SizweDiba

46

975

8K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@dude3pt0 @BornAKang From this pic alone, nobody, ABSOLUTELY NOBODY can guess what the preceding 10 seconds were like.

7

68

7K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@sprklejmpropfag @mattxiv Not when it's an express delivery

5

40

6K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@vagabond_dummy First rule of black Twitter: Never talk about black Twitter.

9

148

4K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@VanaahPopsh_t @16IOS_ Got where??? This is the final shot 😂😂😂

13

92

4K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@slvppy We live in a world where "come to Sunday service" is a threat and "I will choke and slap you" is flirting

5

121

2K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Tyxdiamond @unicorninkk You breathe oxygen too???

11

32

2K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@adorememar @jameslately We gon take a left at the cloud that looks like Mufasa. Save us 20 mins.

5

48

2K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@bremiixo @EboneeYG or a random civilian on the streets is Sokovia.

7

13

2K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@4th_Burner @CrypticNoOne Clout is a virus. Which is why they call it "going viral"

16

75

1K

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@doomsgreys @thetranshijabi No one has offered an explanation as to why those feet can't even agree on a single direction.

7

5

953

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@Boladayy @haitchabba Being black is "having to Google how safe it is for a black person to be in a country you plan to visit".

9

108

841

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@heyyitsjanea @tariqnasheed This was the response I was looking for. Thank you!

2

5

838

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@TitaniaMcGrath She? Did you just assume her gender? How dare you?

9

21

784

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@thenikkidiaries This is what I mean when I say "louder" twice. @JohnBoyega 🔥🔥🔥

5

91

782

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@javroar Y'all ain't used to being around polite women

0

9

719

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@JojoNitq The moment the mango starts to look like this, DROP IT. E DON FINISH!!!

9

16

731

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@GrahamHarder2 @CFCMarkz @dremoeh Yeah, simpler times when profile pics were in squares.

2

1

691

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@Thestallion270 @prettys_slim I have it on good authority he downloaded a PDF version of someone's degree and just placed his name

1

0

691

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@DailyLoud If they had $750.00, they would not be sleeping on state-owned land.

1

14

684

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@BreoniaLafaye @makeupbyshaniah I was about to ask what a "human bye" is

3

1

602

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 months

It just occurred to me that maybe we, hausas, call spaghetti "taliya" because it came from Italians

43

232

575

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@shabnamx7 A'udhu billahu minasshaitaanir rajeen. Say this and he will dissolve like a vampire

1

17

514

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@therealsupes Want to see something crazy??

1

15

502

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@sista_venus @nypost She's a goddam hero

1

2

439

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Alfycrizz @PanAfricanJedi @supportsteven Darkseid: You let her call You that???

1

6

408

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@kdeuxan @combathubreal Ok, you guys need to chill

2

5

419

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

1 year

@electricsoul123 @rahsh33m Whole neighborhood said

1

8

421

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 years

@MoKhanRS There's a secret handshake you have to learn to be given access to their secret room where they hide the good stuff.

0

9

410

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@ImadeIyamu 1. people refuse to respect their parents because they feel they ARE old timers. women wont respect their husbands because they feel They deserve equality. men dont value their wives because they feel madam is old fashioned.... but around That men and women side i loss o

25

17

379

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@Jjojo_bee @nekoboiyy @unbthered Not even reading the same book because WTF🤣😂

1

4

376

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@swish_alpha @CallMeDarmie bold of you to assume the ghosts will let you sleep

3

4

331

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 years

@sacajareefa @I_Am_Ten_Ten Just because out ancestors ran faster than yours doesn't mean we ain't in this together.

16

105

334

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@BornAKang She took an intermission break to calmly explain the situation to that man. SHE TOOK A BREAK WHILE SITTING ON HER CHEST.

3

4

361

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@vagabond_dummy I have nothing to promote. But in case this gets more than 5 likes(which is doubtful), love and support one another. ❤️

0

340

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@bokunokii @EboneeYG A black widow spider, Or a black woman who's a widow? coz either would beat her up.

0

1

332

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 years

@sweatyhairy 😕 /|\ /\ /. \ /. \. Joke is on you. Some of us have long legs. 😏

0

10

297

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

5 years

@Chrissssssw @Yunoous It's basically @DisneyPixar Pocahontas. The protagonists have the same initials, both white men who venture into new territory, fall in love with the chief's dauhter who identifies as a (color + race), seek rare material...oh, and there's a tree for some reason.

3

22

297

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@__IderA @kosi_eo Why are you defending their NEPA?

3

4

287

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Whitefacesonly @DopeLegitBro Not Shirl.

1

4

309

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

8 months

Today, my uncle, one of the most jolly human being I have ever been around left his home, greeted friends and family in his neighborhood as he is known to do, was on his way to offer condolences ro his brother when he sat down beside the road, sighed and uttered the shahaadah.

55

93

296

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@Y2SHAF Guy went from "we da best" to "we depressed"

6

29

280

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@UssyBobs @DeadPirateB @Billieuwuz Oh good. You said Marvek. I thought you said Marvel

1

0

259

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@TitaniaMcGrath They addressed male and female genders. What about the 5,873 other genders? 🤨

4

2

247

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@EFuah_ @AAbiodun_ He was born. He died. The end.

7

4

237

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

1 year

@ParadigmCityy @PopBase Narrator: "Will she be driving said bus? We may never know."

0

6

241

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Mutha4Ker @basictrell2 And excuses. 😂

0

1

239

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@Fujoe_ @OluwakemiAjao Bold of you to assume cassava will be affordable

5

3

207

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Jhirrun @wgtc_site Hop in, Blue.

1

12

223

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@Pieces_OF_She @MathuCrunk417 @SizweDiba Maleficent wouldn't do this. And she's the mistress of evil. This guy is worse.

3

7

224

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@agavedelacalle That's the Karen X Pro, limited edition. There are very few sightings of it.

3

6

213

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@dej_h @ArmaniNajae Isnt that the final episode though?

1

188

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@wandafilmz @whitest_injera With one hand tied behind one knee I bet

0

2

186

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@LuissFerman @Punishments13 @MationMiss The replies :

0

2

179

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 years

@SinnRay @mamaaacitta Well issa bad joke.

1

178

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

I may not be as good as @Bulamacartoons or @caramel__queen_ ...yet, but I shall practice until I get there. Sorry @elrufai i didn't capture you well.

25

26

172

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@louisxgfx @dayasdear There's a concrete slab blocking them.

1

0

184

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@sxdragazzi @PopCrave TF is this?

1

2

183

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@lyric2go @TheBaddestMitch You wanna find out?

0

6

185

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@celinerayya @dimuhhx It's a mermaid. That's the 3rd spot.

1

0

156

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@s_tanzania

1

2

164

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@ayomideyeng @byejveon @iihustlee It's an a$$ Whooping.

1

4

156

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

1 year

@crazyclipsonly He grabbed him and lifted him by the ankle

1

159

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

7 months

@positivesideofx @PicturesFoIder She had rhythm though .

0

1

165

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@jjford31 @JBW90 I need someone to explain

3

0

162

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@MEVthe1st @txori15 @bluefaceniloc I woulda stayed in the water. Things ain't that better on land

1

2

151

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

1 year

@syndroomes @kiracantmizz ...

0

144

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@grungexgod @ih8rts

2

0

147

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@SaskiaSlovotski @takeyourzoloft she jumped straight out of A Bug's Life

1

2

156

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@iamafroze That's Ba-sing-se and you know it.

2

141

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@musicstruggles1 That has to be a Caucasian family because...

9

1

148

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@BeardyBowtie @yesbornflawless @thenikkidiaries @JohnBoyega You're welcome👍🏽

1

10

141

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@Sorrytothisman5 @ericschmerick Not the green dress...

0

1

140

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@bandxtwholaughz @UpToTASK @tinyspiderlegs I'll do you one better. Why is fandril?

1

142

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@fenmoh0402 Arguing with kids is normal, just never lose the argument. 😂

1

8

135

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@lukedoves @GrahamHarder2 @CFCMarkz @dremoeh Dude, you still can 😅

1

0

133

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@snapbackBrad_ @makeupbyshaniah You know damn well she ain't talking bout the damn pork

0

1

141

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

6 years

@ShineMyGold @ihateussy_G or give a joker friend instructions "When I die, take my sim. You know my friends. Anyone who doesn't show up for my burial, send them a text with my number saying 'i thought you'd be here. I guess you were preoccupied. I totally understand.'"

0

18

133

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@ManLike_Nesta Issues. My country has issues.

0

5

136

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Letter_to_Jack Are you perhaps indulging yourself in a frutuitous endeavour to humiliate me by mocking my current state through false promises of better prospects, sir/ma? Kindly verify.

23

7

126

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

1 year

@CH0_RlZ0 @walker_mud @SallyMayweather They may not technically be dwarves but I guess they identify.

2

0

135

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

5 months

@ZeroYear97 @XMenUpdate Beast: how about several needles.?

0

136

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

5 months

@yappistani The kid was too bold for someone whose head was shaped like a map of the earth kingdom.

3

2

135

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@mmageezer @AngeloVicci @TitaniaMcGrath 😂 I am laughing too hard right now. 😂

0

1

116

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@notziora @MaiaPerk Someone needs to ask the French soccer team why they are black. Not right now. At some point in time.

6

5

113

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@okayplayer Whole economy about to be entangled.

2

5

122

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@rodjoveen @mnicoledorico @immarkkky Moving on is the greatest comeback.

1

31

126

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@heyyitsjanea @callmehuie That sigh😂😂😂

0

126

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@fiendBlvck @JavonReal2 @smoss

0

115

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@NgolaMussuri @unbthered

0

111

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@Darealicon1 @KhadiDon I don't need John Witherspoon judging me as I take a crap.

1

120

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

4 years

@yaseen_i25 @Ibantez Obviously today people are more concerned with the opinions of a few strangers on social media

0

2

110

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

2 years

@vwhitlockmusic @Neisha91 @notgwendalupe No no

2

1

115

Ladanski 🔞

@the_ladanski

3 years

@EmmyJArt First frame got Chuck Norris. That ain't a fight. He'll beat frames 2, 3 and 4 and beat up his team for signing him up for this foolishness.