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@2wrongmakeright
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@withinsec @BornAKang Beautiful. A moment of hilarity shared between like four different species
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@TheBrutalNature I know nature is red in tooth and claw but goddamn I still hated this video
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@katsuplosion @ZoeRoseBryant What you just describes has nothing to do with money. Your parents didn’t like them, so you didn’t get them. They had the money. A person spanging for change by the highway has enough money for a Barbie after an hour or two.
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@bobo_circus Lmao that she locked replies after like 5 people went “huh?”
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@2wrongmakeright
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@musicstruggles1 my favorite unknown, under-the-radar indie band, the Beatles
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@2wrongmakeright
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@seed_oils_ I will achieve utopia by throwing everyone who has ever unironically said “problematic” off a bridge
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@t0nyzul @ZoeRoseBryant And are you going to ignore that half the replies here don’t say that at all?
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@tthankunextt @punkroaster Imagine not recognizing what joy looks like. Praying for you, man.
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@Slatzism this is so sinister that it makes those old algorithm-abusing spiderman-elsa vids seem wholesome in comparison
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@TheOnion Such a weird insult to toss at a dad
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@justin_hart I’m sad the clip cuts off his name, because this is EXACTLY the kind of person we need on school boards in this country.
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@BLUNDERBUSSTED depends on where you live. it’s possible that she slipped on some black ice, hit her head, and fell into a two month coma that she’s just come out of
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@kasie I can only imagine what it must have been like to have loved ones in the capital while confused Boomers wandered around the hallways dressed in funny costumes.
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@realdeepakterra @elonmusk @JamesEsses Twitter and every other social media company tried banning the n-word and found out very quickly that it’s impossible because an enormous chunk of the population who is “allowed to use it” socially gets very angry if they’re not able to
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@shortmagenfield This is a massive object that must’ve taken hundreds of people to commission, make, move, approve, promote, ect.. and no one in that chain thought to speak up and say “Hey, this is an ugly monstrosity that looks like hands holding giant dick that has nothing to do with mlk?”
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@freshlypeeled ugh, fat people :(
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@spookybhex @TorraineWalker @historyinmemes Pretty funny that he expected you to get flustered over that rather than just say “yeah, duh.”
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@chickenpaprika I miss 2009 so fucking much. Squeezed in the back of some townie’s truck with a crew of anti-hipster hipsters, listening to Merriweather Post Pavillion while a lesbian in golf shorts uses a wire hanger to scrape resin out of a pipe. I’d do anything to go back.
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@coldhealing autist train bf & sleepy milky porridge gf a match made in heaven 🐑🐑🚂📸
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@j4cint0_ @beigepilled the joke is that the burqa has now independently developed in the West
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@libsoftiktok Buyer’s remorse
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@2wrongmakeright
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@DoctorVive holy shit, I was not expecting this thread to end with a DEFENSE of plagiarism. bigotry of low-expectations strikes again.
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@ggreenwald An unironic instance of the “More 👏 women 👏 concentration 👏 camp 👏 guards” meme in the wild. You love to see it.
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@uncledoomer how many p0lacks does it take to change a lightbulb two. one to set the primer, another to light the fuse
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@emiweelee @ProvoSchoolDist this is the first leaked school homework assignment I’ve seen in a long time on Twitter that was about leading kids towards facing reality rather than creating false ones. Pretty refreshing to be honest. A rare spot of hope.
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@OsoBlanc0 the most frustrating thing is when leftists claim people misunderstand fight club, when really it’s them who do. the text of the film is absolutely, 100% clear: Tyler has brilliantly identified a crisis of aimless men trapped in a soulless, narcotized ikea-world, and helps them
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@uncledoomer Respectfully, I don’t think it’s the difficulty level of the project that got him the interview. It’s the cuteness/cleverness of it (especially related to a popular google-related thing) and the presentation.
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@libsoftiktok She is right that the Summer riots of 2020 are not really comparable to the Capital riot. The former lasted for months, cost dozens of lives, burned millions of dollars, and ruined downtowns. The latter lasted about 4 hours with one protestor casualty (RIP).
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@15_CEOofEarth @WllmCclClytn Yeah but within a few days it’ll only be 8/9 children
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@Babygravy9 I love her…. But also I’m worried that she’s delving too greedily, too deep
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@eigenrobot I know I’m telling on myself a bit here but this happened with me and my ex. a few weeks after she quit the pill she completely shattered my self-image by admitting she wasn’t attracted to me anymore. finding out about this months later on Twitter did NOT make me feel any better
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@TFTE64 @witchernetflix It’s not a selling point for their show. It’s a selling point for their virtue
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@matthewstoller Taibii committed the ultimate sin of popularizing substack and making it possible to have a lucrative career in journalism without working for a traditional outlet. They’ve never forgiven him for it.
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@gbrl_dick one of the most stunning predictions was the fact that the technology for video calls would become ubiquitous but most people would continue to just use voice
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@coldhealing I had missionary friends that went there and told a story about trying to serve salad to their Kyrgyz hosts. The Kyrgyz were completely baffled. “This is what the sheep eat,” they said.
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@DanaldTrump @lukeisamazing NOooooooo my narrative!!!!!!
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@bigbrainedgamer this is like a early 2010’s Tweet where people would build whole narrative universes with 180-characters. bravo
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@biocompound when a black woman speaks, I sit my white ass down and listen. if resegregating public life is what our queens want, then by god we must give it to them
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@mdalehite @elonmusk @alx @nypost Basically every outlet has verified that the HB laptop was real, and its contents are certainly newsworthy. Knowing that, aren’t you curious to know more about how the story was suppressed? Wouldn’t you benefit from learning about those who robbed you of the truth?
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@MrAndyNgo @Channel4 Boomers: “…and then my father threw his body onto the grenade, saving the lives of everyone else in the foxhole. It was the bravest thing any of his comrades had ever seen.” Zoomers: “Wow! Well, just wait until you hear what brave thing MY father did!”
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@Mefna @stone_toss Hitler came to power in a democracy.
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@1stPlayerCarl when stonetoss draws, I sit my white ass down and look at the drawings
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@Babygravy9 Silly couple with a cute kid having fun making each other laugh with stupid small gestures. It’s the shrek dancing video all over again
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@Delicious_Tacos Man goes to 4chan. Says he’s feeling down on himself. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Anons say, "Treatment is simple. Read this story by great clown Delicious Tacos. It’ll pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But anons...I am Delicious Tacos!”
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@monitoringbias Let us bow our heads in prayer for the safety of the 7% of our Asian brothers and sisters who scored below 800
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@chinesegon @dumbbitchcap 5G waves and microplastics destroying men’s follicles, causing all our tall women to get the ick. something must be done
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@BerdSena @GRITCULT The person in this vid who placed material things over human life is not the one with the knife
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@2wrongmakeright
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@coldhealing This would be a nightmare. At the very least 4 people would end up going home with someone different then whom they came with. Absolute chaos
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@IncogBasil @AltHistCody it’s really awesome how much you love the united states, and how you despise any traitor who would dare stand up to the federal government. you’re an inspiration to capitalists everywhere
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@ericareport It’s like OP just woke up from a coma that she went into 5 minutes before the first footage came out
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@TheSylvreWolfe @lucydacus One of the people whose songs the President’s social media intern just tried to use to make him seem hip and with it. She has a right to respond to that.
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@NotBGeneus @zedonarrival All the music you like is a descendant of the Beatles.
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@kasie Pray for AOC, who was having a breakdown several blocks away. I’m sure she still suffers from PTSD, knowing that a guy with a shaman headdress was giggling while sitting at the podium of the Senate just a few football fields away. The Senate!! Lord have mercy!
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@ChristinaHaas17 @djrothkopf “Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.” “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” you people don’t know anything about Jesus other than that he was “brown & Jewish.”
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@ReduxxMag they still haven’t figured out that calling stuff genocide that very obviously isn’t genocide is yet one more reason that they’ve lost the normies
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@telmudic It’s incredible that they just… handed this to him. For free.
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@ScottMGreer when people hear this quote out of context they assume Lincoln was referring to, like, civil war casualty lists, but it’s actually from a letter he wrote to a friend about his engagement to mary todd
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@monitoringbias @libsoftiktok It won’t “cause” it. It’s a symptom of a society that’s already fallen.
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@WHGR8 @SuspectFed any fed who names their account “quandale dingle” is alright by me
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@leahfinnegan I’m sorry you were held accountable for your amateurish mistakes
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@1312_x2 @Seamus_Malek it had the same effect on me
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@JackWaltimore Hell yeah bro, let’s get those women and children!!
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@GuessImaTERF Never thought that “Defending children’s author J.K. Rowling” would one day become a radical act that separates the real men from the bug men and perverts, but here we are
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@GoodVibePolitik Very antisemitic post. You have no idea how scary these kinds of threats are to Jewish people.
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@FilmUpdates my culture is not your costume
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@notbigracks hell yeah. using stumbleupon and visiting all sorts of crazy urls
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@GarrettPetersen just think, before twitter he would’ve had to write 1.7 million letters in order to brag about getting a divorce on this scale
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@rachelmillman @WokeBeyond I don’t know but I’m beyond furious that they’re making connections with season one. Like, how dare they
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@thechosenberg -stopped doing porn one year ago -relationship has lasted five months -“only boyfriend I’ve had since quitting porn that I actually love” …how many boyfriends do (presumably) hot girls cycle through in a seven month period?
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@KaliYugaSurfCo People in the replies: “Durrrr can I get a fact check on this, is this real???” Me: *Patiently looking to his coming on the first light of the fifth day, at dawn looking to the east.*
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@RR_Neanderthal Nodding slowly, trying to keep my cool and look sober and unconcerned as I sign the deal with the aliens, terrified to even breath lest I somehow harm the deal or wake up to discover it was all a dream
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@eigenrobot Yeah, at the time the idea that she may have been into me because of brain rot from an anti-baby pill was disturbing, but even after getting over that it’s the implications re: free will that still haunt me to this day
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@natalieyeagerr @elon_saveus @lnbshr “When YOU do racism, it’s ridiculous, when I do racism, it’s valid!”
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@DUASMISANDRY The important thing isn’t even who is right in this argument—it’s that two decades ago friends were expected to be able to have these kinds of difficult conversation, whereas now the gender goblins demand that we don’t even THINK thoughts contrary to their orthodoxy.
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@MysteryGrove “I know most people hated it, but I actually thought it was really good. Great atmosphere, compelling visuals, and that performance from Fassbender as the android? Stunning. Hugely underrated flick. I’d love to talk to you about it more, maybe interview you for my podcast?”
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@AlbarnYorke @TheRealDHR @davidfailkips @benryanwriter @jessesingal @nkulw Dude, you gotta keep up with the narrative. Your camp moved away from “Its not happening” and firmly into “Its happening and it’s good actually” a while ago
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@DonovanCleckley That must have been the most amazing delivery room experience ever. Dr: “Congrats ma’am, it’s a boy!” Newborn baby: “Uhm, excuse me, did you just assume my gender??”
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@uncledoomer Reddit sucks so much. There’s nothing “mildly infuriating” about this. If anything it’s “mildly endearing”, especially if he shares a burg with you and the missus as an apology
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@AukerDean @JakeStateFarm @StateFarm It’s one thing to replace him, it’s another to straight up just call the new guy “Jake from State Farm” as if nothing had happened. One of the most bizarre things to ever occur in advertising, and basically encapsulates the very specific era in which it took place.
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@krus_chiki TFW never have cute truck wife with southern accent who asserts to a local reporter that alcohol laws are encroaching communism while progeny happily bounces around in the seat next to her. For most men living, heaven is permanently out of reach
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@JGreenblattADL @elonmusk As a Jew, I occasionally feel a responsibility to my peers to pop into a thread like this and announce to the gentiles: People like Jonathan Greenblatt and the ADL do NOT speak for the Jewish people. Most of us are not joyless, censorship-happy dweebs. Thank you.
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@ettingermentum they’re indigenous to America, so technically every kind of restaurant here is a native American resultant. McDonald’s is a Native American restaurant
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@Howlingmutant0 @DonnelVillager It’s legit amazing that it didn’t just tesselate the existing pattern but rather devised new shapes and arrangements. Computers are incredible
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@coldhealing so weird to be jealous of something I wouldn’t enjoy
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@uncledoomer before the rally I saw at a rural fairgrounds in 2016 they played the entirety of the xx’s first album. reality just warps around this dude in the strangest ways
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@BreastMilkEnjyr waitressing and gig economy will teach people that sterotypes about tipping are true. you learn not to accept delivery jobs from people with certain names.
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@SneedCrusader As others have pointed out, it’s going to be incomprehensible to Zoomers, as having seven former romantic partners is no longer seen as a comically large number.
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@DingusTheMingus @shoe0nhead I don’t think anyone here is saying that they put up the sign for the kids. The outrage is over exactly what you said: that kids were brought to a place that celebrates kink and has sexually suggestive material on the walls which is meant for adults. Time of day is irrelevant.
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@PunishedLuck Leave her a piece of notebook paper that just has “N” written in pencil
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@nakfourium wrap it in paper and then put a bunch of duct tape around it and write on the tape in sharpie ‘DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2034’. that way it can reemerge into your life as a nostalgic totem rather than just haunt you every time you stumble on it
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@aytchellesse I don’t think there’s a case to be made. There’s no way to convince people it’s a bad idea to put men in women’s prisons, because everyone already knows that. Everyone. What we need to convince people is that it’s okay to know that, and to say it out loud.
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@SCHIZO_FREQ I left mine a voicemail where I recited sonnet 18 from memory (I guess I could’ve cheated and read it off a paper like I secretly did with my bar mitvah torah portion, but I wanted it to be pure). Later I found out that she played it a bunch of times for her friends. Hard lesson.
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@theprism89 @elonmusk Do you honestly believe that? If so, I’m so sorry for you. I mean, fascism was roundly defeated in WW2, so there are no countries that you could move to where you’d feel at home. Even China is probably too freedom-loving for your tastes.
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@AriDrennen You don’t have to dilleniate what pronouns these people use. When you see healthy adults who haven’t contorted themselves into looking like a parody of the opposite gender, you can just go ahead and assume that they use the obvious pronouns.
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@JennyENicholson seeing/hearing Owen Wilson do his Owen Wilson thing, in the context of a marvel movie / wink-wink McDonald’s product placement, while the ominously happy apple tree looms in the corner is… I mean, what’s… what’s happening… my brain….
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