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@ducktales2020
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@rodentsheriff “intuitive diet - no strict ideology” is a very interesting thing to put in a list that is ~1/3rd eating specific things at specific times
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@meowmeowmia more than anything they conflate Presenting Something with Agreeing With Something, but don’t apply it to good guy/bad guy narratives. when everyone’s bad they short circuit
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@rachdele you’re in greece; i’m pouring liquid into jars. who’s laughing now
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5 months
@liIpochaco this has always driven me absolutely insane. half the reason i ever ate at Popeye’s was that they had green beans, and they got rid of them two years ago
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2 years
@verycalmchowdr crying after three years of not being able to hug my Olive Garden waiter
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1 year
@Juicysteak117 lol this is that person who said that lesbian sex is sacred and unknowable to others
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5 years
@5woop @SheRatesDogs It’s easy for us, in this context, to see the fire burning from the get-go. But when you’re hitting it off with someone who’s acting sweet and then suddenly reveals their true colors it takes a while to realize it’s not just a misunderstanding but a reveal.
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@jil_slander were your nurses crows
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1 year
@plume__ lol the laundromat i go to has a “NO HORSE BLANKETS” sign and i’ve always been like “what the hell is that about “
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@oliviacpaschal the only campaign email this even remotely brings to mind are the trump ones i used to get that were like “ERIC TRUMP: ‘MY FATHER TELLS ME YOU IGNORED HIS EMAIL!’”
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@SweatieAngle half blue and half red, you say
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2 years
@queentrashyxX @CRWNMaVericK @imbIasted every retweet of his sounds like some shit from a Rich Hustle Alpha Inspiration instagram account
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1 year
@ecto_fun going to the only kind of movie theater that interrupts you and then being upset that you were interrupted
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@sonyashea3 a man literally killed himself over her onscreen
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3 years
@AmbJohnBoIton did you ever have that conservative family member that's like "if you return the cart, the cart boys will be out of a job"
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1 year
@ettingermentum will never forget an exchange on here between two SNL members/writers where one of them referenced this to make fun of it, the other said “what are you talking about,” and the first replied “eh, don’t worry about it.” imagine being jake novak and seeing that level of apathy
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@societyimprover @tombomp @GMomurder riptides make square shapes on water, though the story makes it seem like it’s an actual pattern on the water itself
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2 years
@introvertedwife not only is true crime copaganda, it’s such effective copaganda that you believe it to be the opposite
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@theRed_MaMba @SwampCommunist people live on the streets because it has been deemed unprofitable for society to care for people. what other explanation is there?
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3 years
@SAMOYEDWAVE what if i told you she was actually another white woman you've never heard of
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1 year
as the world’s biggest WW fan, i can tell you precisely the misfire here: he says “no, reverse it” as if a different thought occured to him. Wilder (or Depp) would’ve acted as if something outside them corrected the thought, like the Spirit of Whimsy had whispered in his ear.
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@theRed_MaMba @SwampCommunist she’s addicted to drugs, and you’re addicted to spending hours on twitter everyday telling people how much you hate humanity, and think everyone should suffer and die and be arrested. personally i think heroin addicts do more for society
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@zukosmadre Just to be clear: their narrative here is that it’s “woke” to talk to a black person, and that therefore this guy was murdered for being “woke” because his murderer was black? that’s the line of reasoning here? i’m not missing anything?
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1 year
@bornposting how does this even happen on accident
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10 months
@Luke_Guysucker it also explains the lack of self-awareness that would make them release this moment intact in the first place
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3 months
@GentleDoofus very undeniably weird that he said "they're going to start punching you in a second," classic zionist appeal to violence
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@Liamjsm the very first example people used to use when explaining the concept was "airports"
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2 years
@DonovanZinzan god it pisses me off when those photocollages are just recolored rather than coming from the images. no effort at all and you can even tell from a cursory glance there's really only like 5 total pictures repeated
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3 years
@firagawalkwthme them passing the card specifically to the person who’s about to be pat down instead of the one who’s already done
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2 years
@siteprotagonist sorry HE called his father "daddy" to a lady he's supposed to be interviewing?? manchurian candidate this man fr it would be so easy
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3 years
@oppermanreport @bigblackjacobin #1 cause of accidents is brick walls not moving out of the way for me specifically when i drive towards them. this is the brick wall's fault
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@PetreRaleigh A skill an old manager showed me that insulates you out of 99% of these—no matter how manipulative they are, or gullible you are, or how plausible it seems—is to simply go “give me your direct number and extension so i can call you directly first.”
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@hunteryharris can you believe that people said "why didn't he just show her the phone" in reference to this deranged woman?
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@dorysief @Srirachachau as Nobel regretted TNT, as Oppenheimer the atom bomb. yet these things persist.
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10 months
@AtomicDenny @Squirrelmob75 “you are presenting a false binary” IS answering the question
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2 years
@Srirachachau and doing it to the person who brought this abomination into being—given the topic—is just… poetic. straight gas.
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@hunterreis i dont think the people who are saying "this is fine/makes sense" understand exactly how small 800 square feet is
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2 years
@Srirachachau he really is the closest human analogue to patrick bateman
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4 years
@ElvisEscobarUTL @vickyxstone claiming that others do things for clout says a lot more about your own attitude/social media motives than the person you are accusing. can't even envision that other people have intrinsic motivation
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@shitshowdotinfo I’VE BEEN ABANDONED BY MY CHILD! I’VE BEEN ABANDONED BY MY BOY!
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@raulo78 @SouthBeachSheed how tiring it must be to be a 25-year-old, hyperdefensive “don’t _____ to *MY* husband” person when your husband is a gross, v flawed old man
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@classicallyabby love to be a parent out of spite, nothing could go wrong
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1 year
@twinkophrenia its more direct crime was that it littered gaming stores with hundreds of games called “?$&!# IT AND FLIP IT! The adult party game” for a decade
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@la_leere this one really hit me with her voice
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@fistfuloffrags @hum_dunkin personally, i don’t think anyone who makes :^0 faces because they’re aware that it hacks the psuchology of children into giving them more ad revenue can ever be a good person, but that’s more of a gripe with the normalization of youtube
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@hanfjob i’d shake his hand and not let go and see how he reacts
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2 years
@LaminatedMoth @QuestMalloy It’s worse: because Teslas are only repaired at Tesla-owned shops, they have a practice of offering repair discounts on major defects in exchange for customers signing NDAs about the issue. Thus, the true number of issues they have is completely unknown to anyone but Tesla.
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@offbeatorbit well luckily, that’s just an epic clapback they thought of later to look clever on a tweet, and not something they actually said
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2 years
@JAYTOOBRAZYYY @queentrashyxX @CRWNMaVericK @imbIasted if i hover over someone’s username and their bio says “pioneer of the hoechronicles” and i DIDN’T look further, that would be weird
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@socialistdogmom @lesliejrising not even embedded, a fake play button that just takes full advantage of how elon changed links to not have text over the image. he is directly responsible for this one.
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@Correactor @TilFolkvang you could say this about literally every hobby that you don't do
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1 year
@StacyCaySlays @cathroon @EmRoseDeLeon that is a lot of faith in the people pulling the levers
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1 year
@NotABigJerk you see these in Goodwills from time to time, problem is that it holds 1/2 the water as a bottle of the same size so it’s only half convenient
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@MeganBitchell it still haunts him
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@McR1B69 one of maybe ten people total who can not do this
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@LingoUnbound trying to imagine who buys digital at this price at all tbh
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@staticbluebat yeah, it's just a still image! That would have been weird to put in a movie
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@hhezi @LeviYonit @mulisegev @Eretz_Nehederet “crypto addict” in 2023 wants to tell us what reality is like
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@MadameNightmar3 @stereosaur @funnywes me trying to discern anything in any resident evil game
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@housetrotter my poor mom tried to soothe me by saying that perhaps by the time i had to die, they would have cured death
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@KindaHagi weird how even theater kids have their Theater Kids
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3 years
@kimpossiblefact citing “suspected pedophile” is not very good reporting if their goal is to make him less appealing to the british
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@ElyKreimendahl “confronted” like… you were mad at them for owning them?
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@fellawhomstdve i remember between like 2013-2016 even being like “elon musk? isn’t he that smart guy” because this was the Bonafied Media Narrative and i didn’t know who he was. no one was even driving his fucking cars then!!!!
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@hobartmariner packing tape is so thin that you gotta blame the rest of the technique if someone gets cut in this particular case, not the direction
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@Ausmans__ @JutsuNoRoss nah, someone who makes entertainment for children that is just “LOOK AT ME SPEND MONEY” is actually just demonically evil, sorry. dude is actively harming children
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@eff_hey when he died, they interrupted Jeopardy live for a 15-minute ABC news memoriam. i have never been more livid or been more irreverent about a recently dead guy
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@posistress @crulge how is this shitty lmao, the reputation of millionaires you will never meet and who are untouchable does not matter or affect any of us in any way. it’s not like the joke is that difficult to decipher.
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@SbopMashin @doulbedoink @elonmusk here’s a great reply chain of infinite muskites suggesting perpetual motion machines
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@trapperjohn37 @elonmusk Someone needs to figure out a way to re-charge a battery while the vehicle is moving. I'm no engineer, but we have moving parts on a car (wheels, axles, etc.). Wind and water generate power by use of turning a turbine. Solar from sunlight. Is there a way? Dumb question?
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@Seamus_Malek There’s a freakish number of these videos that are devoted specifically to children like this one, it’s disturbing
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@punished_stu literally no story on this—nor the youtuber’s video describing the situation—says what the prank was, just “i was filming a prank video.” pretty glaring omission!
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@MarlaCaceres license plate G00D D0G
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@theonlyjordan__ @Srirachachau nah it’s rise-and-grind fantasyposting. this guy 100% imagined one of those ten people standing up and saying “son, how would your can-do attitude like to intern at my Fortune 500 company?”
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@twinkophrenia monoculture gutted, so kids growing up gravitated around the only remaining pop star
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@stuartpollock84 @rexparker @lthomasnews If you’re on vacation and can’t respect the lives of the people who ACTUALLY LIVE THERE, then you view people as props on your personal journey
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@smellypastagirl he’s got to be hollywood sober, a dozen kinds of pills
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@flglmn i love the guys who only paid for their head to be preserved. banking on not one but two not-yet-invented technologies
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@doeantlers but imagine the violence that could come from pro-blender side if we removed the kitten. best not to kick the hornet’s nest
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@alittledreaming @mustachetoilet “more mature for her age” is patriarchal garbage designed specifically to enable predation, and convince girls that dating older men is a PRIVILEGE, it’s something you EARNED bc you’re above all those other girls!! when in reality they were preying on you hard af
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@kimpossiblefact @.elonmusk payment, queen? @.elonmusk payment tonite queen? @.elonmusk payment 2nite?
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@abhishek___0 @reiyashi rich people run the world and shit all over people like this every day in real, concrete ways because they see them as dirt like this. it’s extremely natural and expected that people would take pleasure in the misery of those who capitalize on their own misery
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@Imani_Barbarin “her and her brother’s passing” doesn’t imply “recently,” it implies they both died at the same time
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@J_Scott_Hardin @TheElliotPage @UYDialogue What exactly do you think the lesson of The Emperor's New Clothes is? You can miss the mark of a TWO MINUTE CHILDREN'S STORY that hard and expect people to think that your podcast will provide anything remotely intelligent at all? good lord.
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@depthsofwiki a game for the bourgeois; anyone who works retail or food cannot win this game
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@SwampCommunist that’s not all: in one scene, Devon Siwa’s character is in the car with his son, says “Do you like Limp Bizkit?!?!” and then turns up the radio and rocks out to LB
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@plounce i like the nervous giggle she gives after every bombshell, like a clear TV substitute for "it's fucked, right?"
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@dumbandawful it's esp funny to me bc the fentanyl i took was specifically a skin absorption patch, and it took an hour and a half to feel anything
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@ABelletsky @shawarmacommie literally not a single anti-semitic comment present
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@mustofarrived @dennis_lonergan because a name has no bearing on the actual construction of your relationship, and if you think it does then i feel indescribably miserable for you
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@5five0oh4four i wonder how much overlap there is between people who lap this up and people who skip video game cut scenes
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@JacobOller that buttons gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!
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@KrangTNelson like those are artists, wearing a costume they are going to take off. his identity is way more distinct!!!
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@TrueAnonPod this wikipedia bio line has been ringing through my head. just “ezekiel.”
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@twobugsGaming @aniceburrito lmao at how the premise of this website—that a cop is “My Hero” solely bc they died—is literally a pro-police version of “the only good cop is a dead cop”
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@HardDriveMag babylon bee locked for one week and he's already sleeping around
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@christweetsllc how does any of this happen
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@ChristieSmythe @PubertSchlarff he didnt do that while you knew him because he is IN PRISON lmao
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@superloafcat I just saw it the second time, and was shocked that the sex scenes are LESS THAN 3 SECONDS of active sex. i’d bet anything that she saw the original and just thinks it’s censored bc of the uproar lol
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