Munashe Crispen @thee_munashe Twitter profile

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Munashe Crispen

9 months

Let me, a young man in my desperation, go and hunt. Maybe I will kill an elephant, or the elephant will kill me, but either way, my poverty ends. Birth and death are inevitable elemental aspects of human nature.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

This year been so good to me: Graduated with my PhD Relocated to the UK momentarily, then later to thee USA. Started my Postdoc at Harvard Med Got my self a loving girlfriend! Appointed ACS ChemNeuro reviewer Mwari wa Abhurama, I am woodenly grateful.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

11 months

Happy to share that I will be starting my Postdoctoral fellow in Neuroscience at Harvard Medical x MGH. We will be focusing on studying the bio-dysregulations and complexities of neuropsychiatry and neurodegenerative diseases. #BlackInChem #BlackInNeuro

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

1 year

So I did a thing, Feb 2023 thesis submitted for examination, May 2023 accepted for the award of PhD in Synthetic Organic Chemistry, with graduation to follow in July 2023. I will be announcing my next stop then. #PhDone

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

Spoke with mum's today, about her helper she been receiving about USD$200 pm, which isn't already great with the status quo in Zim. I decided to increase her salary to USD$400. She's been doing an amazing job for our family, and I believe this is the least I can.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

27 days

So, I did a thing the other day—took my girl rock climbing, even though it wasn't in the city of love! Promise made, promise kept. Proverbs 18:22. 08/29/24

Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

The kind of engagement I wanna give my girlfriend is epic, I am excited for her In the city of love behind that tall famous thing.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

Assuming there is twitter in Zambia , Zambians gather here & explain , wakanda police station is this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

If liverpool proceeds to the finals today I am going to quit my masters, urinate in my supervisor's office (just to make sure I won't come back) walk from upper-lower campus naked burn all my certificates & go back to Zim, look for a job as kettle headman #LFCBar ça #UCL #LIVBAR

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

Your fav could never #WinkyD

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

With the demise of Oliver, here is my top 5 of the best artistes in Zim. 1.) Winky D. 2.) Ninja President. 3.) Gaffa 4.)Gombwe 5.)Wallace Chirimuko. #MuGarden . The 'Winky D sucks at videos' brigade can sign their leave forms now. There is nothing for you to say on this one!

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

I have never seen reviewers being so kind 🥺, acknowledging how good the work done is. Manuscripts accepted with minor revisions 😭😭 #phdchat @AcademicChatter

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

1 year

Y’all I am Munashe, a newly minted PhD from @UCT_news & I also sit on the E-Board for @BlackInChem . I happen to be a synthetic chemist who is about to turn into a neuroscientist. Exciting times ahead. Let’s kick off the #BlackInChemWeek2023 in style 🔥 #BlackInChemRollCall !!

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

So I can actually be a cat in this #ps5 game Sign me the fvck up 😫🔥🔥🔥 #PS5Reveal

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

If your mother slaps your wife and your wife slaps your mum back as a man what will you surpose to do?? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

TL asleep ? My name has been added to the ACS chem neuroscience reviewer data base 🫶🏾 I am a reviewer 🥺🥺🥺

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

7 years

Grace Mugabe thought for a second that political power ⛮ is sexually transmitted 😂😂😂, please Miss hoe look for a job #Zimbabwe

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

My greatest wish now is for someone to relay a message to Winky D- HICC is too small for an artist of his caliber 🐐

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 months

So this company in Zim is offering me 4k a month as head of their analytical chemistry services 🤒

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@Cellular__ZA Arivaye♥️

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

Y’all, I am Munashe, a final year grad student at Uni of Cape Town & An E-Board member @BlackInChem . My work focuses on making complex N-heterocycles relevant to med Chem & Chem bio, excited about #BlackInChem week & looking forward to connect with y’all🤠. #BlackInChemRollCall

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

11 months

Me finally getting the conference reimbursement

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@Cellular__ZA Hozani 🤟🏽❤️❤️

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

@LeoTeeMG @anele_thethani Imagine the embarrassment of dragging someone to court because they don’t want to marry you 😂👋

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

#BlackinOrganic PhD student, Photocatalysis, natural products Methodology all the way. Proud to be part of #BlackInChem #EmeritusProf in the making . Nothing less🙌🏾🔥

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

11 months

I met with @daddyhope a few days ago, unfortunately I didn’t get a chance to tell him about my plans to get an MRI machine for Chinhoyi University & start a chemneuro program there!! But he strongly discouraged us youngsters from returning home. Because Zanu 😭😭😭

Zvikomborero

@iamzvikomborero

11 months

Hanzi Zimbabwe handi dzoke

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

Y'all I am ecstatic 😭😭😭😭 I have been awarded (credit to all my colleagues on the project as well) the @RoySocChem diversity & inclusion in chemical sciences grant for 2021 #UCTChemistry #BlackinChem #chemtwitter 😫😫😫

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

#PS5Reveal New Spider-Man game 🔥🔥 fvck yes bring it on 🔥

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

My greatest regret in this life will be not living Long enough to explain to my grandchildren what Winky D has done for the Zimbabwean minorities & music as whole.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

Chinhoyi University of Technology This coming semester : Student : Vakuru maita mistake, mandiisira masadza two DH Staff : Aiwa haisi mistake rimwe ita muriwo 😂😂😂🤣💦

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

I had a great tour of Yale Chemistry department today with @JamesBreton_ & got to meet the man, the myth and the legend @NaOHBartfield He gave us an excellent tour of their Org Chem Labs too. Amazing fellow Ivy League folks with good vibes 💯💯💯

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

@TaelurAlexis @SanabriaBeau23 @Culpidy I have the same problem with my flat mates 😩 l really hate the smell of weed

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@Cellular__ZA Siya qhubeka 🤟🏽👀🔥

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

Build your woman. Don’t just ask to see her for 🍆🍑🍒. Teach her how to drive,help her apply for jobs,support her dreams✊

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

l met Soldiers in Mt Darwin, they were dropped off at Chitse clinic and some at Madziva teachers , they were about 5 platoons. Some say they were conducting military ⚔ training, the question is why here and why now😑 #Elections2018 @zenzele @NyathiBrilliant @edmnangagwa

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

#AsWeApproachValentinesDay Just rem: Dark skinned girls have the kind of beauty that makes you want to save money so you can build a house & marry her. Light skinned girls have the kind of beauty that makes you want to buy an Altezza & buy alcohol with all your monthly salary.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

I hope I ain’t too Late for this one #BlackinChemRollCall . PhD student #UCTChemistry We deep down here. Working on assembling of complex natural product frameworks & reciting them into drug discovery. Hope #emeritusprof in the making. #BlackInChem

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@GlenDhliwayo #ZimbabweanLivesMatter #sanctionsmuststay

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@Cellular__ZA Qhubekani 🤟🏽

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

3 years

The fire just hit UCT, hope it doesn't jump to the chemistry department @AdvoBarryRoux #CapeTown

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

@empyreall The rap God is a non starter. Slim shady the greatest of all time.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

#AsWeApproachValentinesDay Name a drink that doesn't have an 'E' in it I bet you can't :)

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

@SavageMaveriick It’s not as nice as it looks on pictures I have been there

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

Winky D bringing Tocky, Holy Ten, Hermaine, Enzo, Killer T, Saint F On a 7 star album launch, while filling HICC for the 3rd time in a row Isn’t spoken about enough.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 months

Hey everyone! I’m Munashe, NueroChemical PostDoc @harvardmed as well as Secretary Gen @BlackInChem ! Let’s celebrate our 5th roll call since BIC inception 🥹! Let’s have an amazing #BlackInChem ♨️♨️♨️🫶🏾✌🏾 #BlackInChemRollCall

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

1 year

You remember the submitted thesis ? I collected the degree certificate in style. Hats off to my supervisor @PetersenLab_UCT . Exciting times ahead. #AcademicTwitter #BlackInChem After #phdlife

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

Such an honor to meet a legend @SarpongGroup this one is for the books. @GordonConf #stereochemistry

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@rayvines12 The saddest part is winky won't reply 😂 Zvimwe pfuurwai so you are doing so well, there is n need for this Zvedaka mafirimu ekare

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

First of Zimdancehall name The pioneer Godfather Man of the moment Gafa Musamufananidze Winky D ✊✊

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

9 months

@muyaa_mbango Stop right there You are not patriotic, you are tarnishing Zimbabwe. You don’t have Zimbabwe at heart. We are doing well, we don’t need the west. 😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@SMFutball Who has been taking penalties 😂

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

I think @AlJazeera should employ @PearlThusi instead of @harumutasa . She has tweeted more sense for this #ZimbabweShutdown that this so called Journo. I somewhat think she is under the Junta payroll because ano tweeter matuzvi hake & its not fun 😔😕.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

3 years

The PhD acknowledgement #AcademicTwitter @PhDVoice

amrita bansal

@amritabansal04

3 years

You are in his DMs I am in his PhD acknowledgement We are not the same #AcademicTwitter @PhDVoice

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

#KFCProposal #KFCWEDDING They should be named couple of the year.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

@blackinthelab 🥺🥺

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

Never underestimate what PhD training does to your mind. #AcademicTwitter

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

So your fav tweleb does what he always do best, makes a joke out of #shutdownzimbabwe & attracts the wrong kind of attention, deletes account. Let's wait till he is back. Starts telling us how he runs tweeter streets & how took over the ground from the originals 🙄 😂 😂 😂.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

Organic Chemistry aside, I do play video games(FIFA is the best thing ever happened to me), wear bucket hats while chasing sunsets & rooftop bars. I also do hiking (we have one tomorrow). #BlackJoyInChem #BlackInChem

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

#AsWeApproachValentinesDay All the beautiful ladies out there just remember : Real women don't need a knight in shining armor. They need a man covered in the full armor of God.There's a difference 💯

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

Hey @AcademicChatter I really don't want to work in academia when l Finish my PhD. Where else can l work? Can you list viable options for a Doctoral Organic Chemist? #chemtwitter

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

@ShoMadjozi The moment you feel like explaining just know that you are wrong.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

7 months

Stolen!! I did not pursue my doctorate to be addressed as Dr. However, as a Black minority who has experienced having my expertise undermined, questioned, and sometimes overlooked, reiterating and asserting my title has often become necessary.

Daniel Gould, MD, PhD

@DJGould94

7 months

Always find it funny when PhDs insist on being referred to as 'Dr' in every setting because "I worked hard for it". Ok, but did you work hard for it so that people would call you 'doctor' all the time? Because that's pathetic

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

Only 3 Artists in Zimbabwe have managed to fill up the 36k sitter HICC in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 Mtukudzi Jah Prayzah & the 🐐 Winky D The rest who tried were severely punished for their efforts & where Left in debt #NJEMA #gafa

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

@VimbaiKim In the UK this 6 figure Job plus company house, company car, company wife & children, slipped because of the Zim passport but zvisinei musiki haadhakwe 🙏🏽

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

#AsWeApproachValentinesDay Just know that a wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made yet the most effective. Choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely. Are you with me?

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

Boyz reWestlife ranyarara these days.I wonder how,I wonder why,I wonder where they are?

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

I am still here

Dziva Save🦈

@Bibaz23

4 years

Singing Pidigori waenda🕺🏼🕺🏼

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@Cellular__ZA ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

2 years

The paradox of videos I took from Winky D’s album launch is that they slap so hard & yet makes me sad 😔 like how am I gonna explain to father kuti Gaffa ndibaba vedu tese?

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

Sex 🍆🍑 Now that I have your attention please let's pray for our beloved Zim for the Lord will never fail us. Let's keep our hopes by reading Isaiah 60 vs 22 : '' when the time is right, l the Lord shall make it happen. '' Have a blessed day fellow twimbos. #shutdownZimbabwe

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

Organic chemistry ⚗ is not scary. It is at it's core a window through which the beauty of the natural world looks richer. @organic_portal @JOC_OL @StudyOrgo

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

The problem with us Zimbabweans is we are expecting too much from the international community 😢 thus our greatest problem. Yet for 38 years they let Mugabe drag us into the mud & never lifted a finger. Let's take matter into our hands & solve our own mess. #zimbabweshutdown

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

@Benzx21B Thanks to you too It’s important really, as our lives improve to make sure those around us benefit too.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

11 months

@CitizensAgents 🤣 I could write it Ina simple way if you like ? And when you make Zimbabwe realise it’s true independence, we shall be ready to come back home and build our country.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

@tudzaa @DicommMcCann Waiting to follow back zvangu

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

1 year

@decepticon_2000 @wisyc1 Since when do we joke or mock other people’s homes ? Have some shame fam.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

@IykeWeston Ndino tevera action 😂

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

Since Liverpool has qualified I am hiring a camera man tomorrow & will do what I promised live 🎥. Tomorrow 10:00 am

Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

If liverpool proceeds to the finals today I am going to quit my masters, urinate in my supervisor's office (just to make sure I won't come back) walk from upper-lower campus naked burn all my certificates & go back to Zim, look for a job as kettle headman #LFCBar ça #UCL #LIVBAR

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

5 years

@danielmarven I was being paid 70 Rand a day 😫😫😫 they would deduct what ever amount they want when I get let Second I was being paid 250 a day which I never got Umzansi wase Afrika uyanyisa 😂

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

10 months

The kind of engagement I wanna give my girlfriend is epic, I am excited for her In the city of love behind that tall famous thing.

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@AshleyRopafadzo Rikunzwikirwa kure kure kunge mazowe a step mother 😂

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

#Past3amSquad Lab work during early hours of the morning when there is no-one is quite therapeutic 🥺

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@UmalambaneZN @ZimEinstein Asambeni

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

6 years

In my next life,if l ever hear the name #Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 in my mother's womb,l am going to hang myself with her intestines & never see the day light. 🤞🤦‍♂🙌🏽

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

#PS5Reveal These new features on #PS5 😫😫😫 I feel like I am coming already 🔥🔥

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

7 years

Aerial view of the Zimbabwe Cabinet #RegisterToVote #ThisFlag #leavenoyouthbehind #ZanuPF must go

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

3 years

Happy #InternationalWomensDay2022 to a group of highly motivated and focussed ladies from @BlackInChem , these ladies are fighting for a noble cause. @blackinthelab @onlyayanna_ @That_Astro_Chic @Devin_Eleven @BlowTheWhittle @IamDrJaNiseJ @EarthaKitty_ Enjoy your day💛💛💛

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

@OnlyOneFety @itz_lacreamy @mu_nash_e

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Munashe Crispen

@thee_munashe

4 years

First People the Vaccine must be tested On in ZIm?? ?? My List: 1. Emerson Mnangagwa 2. Priscilla Chigumba 3. Nick Mangwana 4. Kuda Tagwirei 5. Douglas Mwonzora 6. Thokozani Khule 7. Passion Java 8. Madhuku 9. Oppah Muchinguri 10. Baba Harare #Vaccine #Day10ofLockdown

iVenda Lase Mlazi

@Oscar_T_Hamese

4 years

First People the Vaccine must be tested On: ?? ?? My List: 1. Trevor Noah 2. Bill Gates Family 3. Cyril Ramaphosa 4. Pravin Gordhan 5. Fikile Mbalula 6. De Klerk 7. Afri-Forum 8. Rupert and Oppenheimer 9. Julius Malema 10. AKA #Vaccine #Day10ofLockdown