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To be....or not to be🤨 Pharmaceuticals 💙Manchester City FC 💜Futbol Club Barcelona ❤️ZORA Music 💕Animals... A MaNgwenya of the Gushungo clan

King's Landing
Joined September 2021
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@LeoTeeMG
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2 years
Anyone on the TL know which sanctuary has this elephant? I need to experience this asap😍
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2 years
But pafeya Jonathan Moyo haasi aa kupenga??
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2 years
@matinyarare You don't defend Zimbabweans, you defend Zanu pf. You don't love Zim, you love Zanu pf. If you loved Zim you wouldn't support corruption, looting, disregard for rule of law, human rights abuses, misgovernance... So yes, there's nothing to like about you.
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1 year
The joys of sleeping paPolling Station, maputi, mutetenerwa, gizzard kebabs, cakes,grapes, oranges Chikafu chiri kungopfuura nepandiri 'tambidzanai vanhuwe titsenge.' Ko tikangonyora pabond paper nhaimi? President: Nelson Chamisa MP: Joanna Mamombe Cllr: Denford Ngadziore 🤷
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3 years
@drjaytee87 Let's sing.... Vachasvotwa vakazvirega shuwa chokwadi, Vachasvotwa vakaneta ndikutaurire...
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@DrGugu_WNcube Hezvooo....nyika izere mapenzi
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2 years
@NickyRuva Ndimi futi munoda morning after paholiday ipapa, yet you have the audacity to tell us about studies☹️
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2 years
But kana munhu asingagone kuimba haagoni. Pointing it out is not a crime. #Istandwithrebhara @drjaytee87
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2 years
@ProfJNMoyo Iwe you subjected us to Tambaoga every 15min wani?
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2 years
Mama I made it💃💃, @Wamagaisa followed me back.Thank you sir, I am honoured🙏
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2 years
Question: Chonyatsonakidza paBig Brother chii??
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@TakaTina1 Taka Tina, what do you smoke? Unborn babies what? How did they even get pregnant
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2 years
Well... Here's🥂to many more
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2 years
Can't be laughing alone pakati pehusiku pano
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2 years
@nickmangwana @jeraldmagarira @SundayMailZim Is the Registrar's office American? They charge passports in USD🤷‍♀️. Is ZIMRA American? Usasvuta masokisi
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1 year
Happy 55th birthday Leonard Karikoga Zhakata. You sing to the core of my soul. Keep on churning them Moyondizvo. Happy birthday @leonardzhakata
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@dereckgoto @JoanaMamombe Says someone using US Dollars
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2 years
@prudence_tsh He will not see heaven, is this 4k paid in cash there and then? Does size matter? It's terrible really. Do you have his contacts by any chance?
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2 years
@lilomatic What makes you think we care😂😂😂😂. Careful unogona kusara uchitaura wega sekuzvivhotera kwawakaita
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@drjaytee87 Ndaienda kunguwo tsvuku
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@kmman8 @joseph_kalimbwe @lilomatic His gadget, his data, his God-given right to tweet what he wants....
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The balloons cometh....
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2 years
@GeorgeCharamba2 So you are stealing because Americans allegedly did it? Dai watonyarara zvako
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2 years
@denzelmarqz Dude, we want to watch the build up, the whole 90/120 plus injury time, plus extra time, plus penalties and the highlights too. The joy in soccer beats an orgasm
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@nickmangwana Zvawakapusa nhaiwe. Studio 7 makaipa license? Benzi
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@antomukuwa I will leave, Zim unogona kungomuka uchinzi 1:1 newhatever feja feja currency yavanenge vagaya
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@drjaytee87 Keyboard warriors
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@MudiwaHood Kana NRZ won kuTrade fair
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3 years
@mamboschicken Ain't pfee sexualised language. Varipi vakuru vesex language? Pfee ndiye ari right🤔
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3 years
@nickmangwana What happened to this paper?
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2 years
@MudiwaHood Underrated how? How is munhu who gets to joke with the most powerful president underrated?
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2 years
@WhyUfikelate That's just dirty🤮🤮. 60000rand is 3kUSD, gets a Honda Fit. Those old men should grow up🚮. Tell me do they want girls from Zimbabwe too? I should tell my Zim sisters to avoid Midrand like a plague. Where exactly in Midrand🤔
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@drjaytee87 Watching BBC
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2 years
@matinyarare Wait....are you saying the military would never accept a change in government? Are we a military dictatorship now?
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1 year
After a struggle.. Musaseke chigunwe changu
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1 year
@RangaNaiti @nelsonchamisa Why exactly should Nelson do that? Guti wacho aive shamwari yake? Ko kana akabata in private what business is it of yours? Gumbo raari kupfura hantie nderake, iwe wagwadziwa nei? Musoro wambuya vako🙄
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@FloraRuramai @NChishy It's because of your deformed eyes
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@Fewbrix @maDube_ @TsunguAlice @LynneStactia @Snicki_Katope @IanSmiththe3rd Dude Zanu pf does worse than this. Ever heard of Gukurahundi? This is nothing. Worse it's blacks on blacks
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@MafungaTamuka @nelsonchamisa Ko ava Chief puppet vekungozhinya vasvika here?
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@LanceGuma National hero?? For what? Kuti akabva pasi pemugumtree? Ndobva zvatibatsirei senyika? Imbomirai kusvuta masokisi hayi. Apa haana kubhadhara mari yenyika nxeee. Muite hero kumba kwako... NONSENSE
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2 years
@LituPatrick @joseph_kalimbwe And we Zimbabweans love him too. Keep going Joseph
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3 years
@daddyhope @HotplateGrillh1 I agree with most of your views but apa handipo. The min I learnt Choppies was owned by Mphoko I vowed never to set foot there, I still don't. I vowed never to buy Gushungo products. Anything Zanu pf handipo
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2 years
@harumutasa Did you not say you were no longer tweeting? That was a great decision
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@Beth_jdv So now we are supposed to adopt mataste buds ake kuti tinakirwe nePepsi? Who said he is the SI unit of tastes mara?
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@DandaroOnline @ManCity Why are there no white players in CAPS United?
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@nickmangwana Is Mnangagwa resigning?? That would be the greatest news ever
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@penzura_wacho Do you know money in itself can cause a woman to orgasm?
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3 years
@zanupf_patriots @TafadzwaMugwadi I never thought I would say this on social media...uyu amama🤦‍♀️
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@TendayiZinyama @nickmangwana Kunge new dispensation ka. Same old stinking chikokiyana
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1 year
Mukai heyi, hanzi matank aa paMunhumutapa
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@Mug2155 Zviroto ngazviperere mugudza. Hopewell remains an icon muchida musingadi
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2 years
@zimrobbie @Nakamba_11 What was the point in tagging him nhai? Maybe he wasn't going to see the first tweet, iwe netag☹️
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@Eye_vm Kunzi enda wogeza hakuzi kutukwa. I repeat Linda ngaageze. Kana wamunzwira tsitsi enda womubatsira kukwesha... Block away
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@zanupf_patriots Wenyu angazviite? Urine bag rodonha
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2 years
Stolen*
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@Makomborerol Lol pabuild up yekunodya mombe Zwitter yekerayo was warned....but no....maive nenhomba... Hezvoka🤷‍♀️
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2 years
@wode_maya What are you laughing at? You think the plight of Zimbabweans is funny?
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1 year
Vanhu vakungoda kundirovesa ndachembera🤦
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Nuuh this place used to be a war zone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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1 year
Nhaimi? MaBallot paper acho asi ari kubva kuJupiter?😱😱. 1128hrs, no ballot papers
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1 year
@matinyarare Saka uchaita sei nhai
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1 year
Am I the only one anosvotwa ne this misrepresentation of facts? During Mugabe's time chingwa chakaita bhiriyoni imi. Tsvangirai and his team came in and stabilized things. That $1 for 2 was Tsvangirai's doing. Give credit where it's due
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During Mugabe era bread was ZW$1 and at times ZW$1 for 2. Six years after Mugabe was ousted in a coup, the price of bread has risen 10 000 times. Today bread is now a luxury when before the coup everyone could afford. The economy is in a mess. They have no clue.
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3 years
@pinky_80463 @John87523061 @ESPNFC The tweet didn't say League. Always be sure before putting up a rubbish arguement
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2 years
@NowAvailable21 Munhu wakes up and parades stupidity yake hake, sad
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1 year
@sparks9799 Insult him all you want but Hopewell is spot on. Akazvitaura zvinhu izvi mukamutuka sezvamuri kungoita izvozvi. Hezvino it has come to pass and it's our party yazara zai pameso. Sometimes we should just own up, listen to others and do zvinhu kwazvo.
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@Inve_storer @premierleague Is that Sterling?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
The team Shadaya part😂😂😂😂. Question: team Shadaya rozviita afford here izvi or imwe bitterness inyaya yekutoshaya?
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@Sire_Geeda_B Blinart is that you?
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@kaunda_bongi Ehh, leave me out of your nonsense
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@PhiriTofara Richipedziswa nekuti ati munhu haagone kuimba manje? Mune drama
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1 year
Watching this war against Hopewell @daddyhope from the terraces. All I picked is 99% of Zimbabweans don't know a Dodo is a bird... Okay folks, watch Ice Age
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Ko Tweleb anotangira pamafollowers mangani🤔
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@dereckgoto He didn't cease, he has never been a prophet
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@antomukuwa Maranatha Secondary School Haig Park Primary School
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Violence.....
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@DarkForceGirl01 @ShadayaKnight Wasting your breath Jessie, these little boys think it's masculine not to hold their babies. They can't stand successful women because they are failures. It's sad
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Nhaimi, maMegawatts ekuHwange ari kumboendepi? Seems power cuts are even worse now. @ZetdcOfficial kutori nemagetsi anobva Hwange or pane kuvharana??
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@brian___jethro Ungazive basa rayo usingatozive nezita? STA-SOFT
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@mela_pam5 Ko iro rinenge riri pachitsiga?
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@TiShumba @MabvureNobert @nelsonchamisa Flew right past you too😂😂😂
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@KMutisi @OKZimbabwe Haunyari. Ungatoganza kuti you bullied the guard. You are a terrible excuse yemunhu iwe
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2 years
@Hon_Kasukuwere You did worse than this to others, Itai makamuisei?
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@zanupf_patriots I will vote for them. Fact: Smith was better
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@mutami_susan Ko matwins acho zvavanenge vakasiyana age🤔
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2 years
@lilomatic We recently witnessed this in Epworth
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2 years
May someone kindly tag me kwakatangira nyaya yaJessica, aitei kupi? What's really going on?
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@fortunechasi May the child rest in peace. Zvemachaina ndikoko🙄
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