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Tipster⚽|| Programmer||God fearing Manchester united-FC Barcelona fan⚽ ~zvoe🌷

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined April 2015
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@iykeweston
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@_MWOS , murungu ndeipi wamukasei Shamwari yangu. Ukufilawo sei? 😁
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@iykeweston
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Ndakagara hangu muzupco tweeting, this slay mama comes to sit besides me. Noticing my twitter she goes," nhai WhatsApp yako I whatsapp chii" ndikati it's not whatsapp it's twitter. Zvikanzi ahewa hnty Kunana FM ,GB and gold WhatsApp yako ichii. Ndakazongoti WhatsApp twitter ...
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@iykeweston
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ZBC hatina zera nayo, hanzi "Zimbabwe drew 1 all with Rwanda"😂😂
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@iykeweston
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1 year
This is so my dad. Madhara manyama😂💪
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Others: i'ii come and pick you up babe. Me and my bae:
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Problem hombe yatinayo as youths ndeyekuti tinotonyatsotaura kuti "babe I'm about to cum" mwana ipapo ndipo paanobva atonyatsowedzera kubatirira. Ipapo dai hurumende yatibatsira nekuti inenge yatoomimba iyi.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Hanzi munotii nemurume wekuti mukarara makatsamwisana anoita bonyora okutundira kumusana🍆💦💦
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@iykeweston
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First step of being a man kugona kuudza babe rako kuti handina Mari and be okay with however she reacts.
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Muridzi waro anorigeza pekupedzisira achitya kusvibisa mvura iwe ndipo paunoda kuita rekudya
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@iykeweston
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1 year
Jealous down, ava blaz vanonaka havo ava ndabvuma.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
But munozviketa here kuti dai chiri Chibaba Sauro chakatorerwa mic dai chakatogadzira hit song soooo.
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@iykeweston
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3 years
What does it mean when someone starts crying uncontrollably after sex?.
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@iykeweston
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1 year
Winky D aimba futi hurumende.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
This November we are publicizing relationships. Tionei.
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@iykeweston
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1 year
Her: How long have you been cheating on me? Me:
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@iykeweston
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2 years
After this pose SDA girls will be like," we took it too far today"
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Ndamuka ndine mosquito yakafa padama today. I think yaruma pimple ranga rachena then instead of sucking in on blood, it sucked that white pimple stuff ndokubva yadzipwa ndokubva yafa.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Chinhoyi University of Technology (CUT) is better than both MSU and UZ combined in all aspects except chihure ne drip.
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@iykeweston
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Ndiko kudya mwana kwatinenge tichitaura uko. Take notes 🔥🔥🔥
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@iykeweston
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1 year
Unpopular opinion: If Ndebele were the majority, things will be a lot different in this country. MaShona we are just soft hedu.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Told my mom kuti I have over eleven thousand followers on Twitter zvikanzi vese ivavo vanokuteera kuti waitei munhu asina kana under wear 💔💔
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@iykeweston
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I have hurt and made 10 girls cry so far this month. My target is 15 you shall all pay for what Delilah did to our bro Samson.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Hapashaye arikungombeya kubva makuseni but haana kana one waati anyatsolinka naye ku village uko😂
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@iykeweston
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Kutogaya hangu kuti pazimbo taitombova nekasoft life kekumwa maheu ne straw. 😂
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@iykeweston
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Wakambotsenga dombo ne mistake uchidya beans?.
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@iykeweston
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This user is now a degree holder.
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@iykeweston
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Boys harina nguva yekunyararidzana after warambwa ne baby. Unongonzi wanga wakakadya here shamari? Iwe woti, ehe ka two Wonzi haaa saka better👍
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@iykeweston
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If she opens her legs for you🍑 be a man and close those legs and say babe let me pay lobola first.
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@iykeweston
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"besty stop it, I have a boyfriend" 😉
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@iykeweston
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Boys rese from 1996 going forward hapana akambobvisa babe humhandara makangowana pakadaro bvamangonzi you're my second, the first guy forced me....
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@iykeweston
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2 years
When your wife speaks of things she never does at home.
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Harare is deadly. This girl just walked into a pharmacy, bvaangoti usual order please. Kwakutambidzwa her morning after pill , paid, akaenda hake mwana wevaridzi.
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@iykeweston
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When I accidentally get a nice picture of myself.
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@iykeweston
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Ndandakagara zvangu mukombi panext pevamwe moms vanga vakabata mwana wavo Kamwana kakabva kandikwatura mbama munhu wese akacheuka kutarisa ndangodya zvangu easy kunge pasina chaitika Kabva kada kukanda futi kepiri bva ndavhika zvikanzi namoms yacho:mukwasha musavhika anozochema
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@iykeweston
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Your dad at some hostel pa UZ apa.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
No disrespect to Burna but just imagine The Bigman on a stage like this for two hours straight.....🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥just imagine 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@iykeweston
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Zimbabweans: God please let 2022 be a good year. God:
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The last girl is a virgin.
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@iykeweston
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Zimbabwean song yakarira for a very long time isati yapera muto?.
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@iykeweston
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Mbanje dzakabva kare sure.....Ungati watumwa Niniva iwe wonanga hako Tashishi, asi Jonah so ka!😂
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After robbing me they forced me to twerk to show them that I'm not angry.
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Zim twitter has officially ignored this chick and focused on registering to vote.🤝👏👏
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Achingosvika mototanga kuti "haaaa gulez mapengesa mukoma wedu".
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@iykeweston
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Popular names for dogs in Zimbabwe. Me: Bruno
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The irony of UZ protesting a rtgs$51k fees, only for CUT to increase its own to rtgs$81k💔.
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Mashatiro akaita vasikana vanozviti ma make up artist🙌🙌....
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@iykeweston
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Ukapihwa dog style nemunhu anonyatsogona unoita seuchafamba uchikandira imbwa dzese mabhonzo muroad.
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@iykeweston
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I still don't understand how these jobless girls are holding iPhones.
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Ko ukamutswa nemukadzi pakati peusiku okubvunza kuti asi mombe 🐃 dzenyu hadzina kukurwadzai, zvinenge zvichimborevei?
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@iykeweston
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Urikuona uyu ane bhora uyu eheee musiye iyeye nyaya yangu iri pane uyo ari kumashure kwake.
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@iykeweston
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The guy in the next room was having intense tlofu tlofu while banging some loud music on his speakers. Zesa yazongoti sudurukei unexpectedly speaker ndiye dzii kudzima. 😂What I heard in those mere two or three seconds😂🙌...
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@iykeweston
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Zviri nani kuroora mukadzi akadzidza because its better kuudzwa kunzi, "This is unfair" than kunzi "Usandiudza zvematuzvi izvo".
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Met my high school teacher this other day and he asked, "Saka ukuita nezvei these days" ndikati "hapana hangu ndakamirira magetsi"🙂
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@iykeweston
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4 years
Pane angazivewo nezve fish farming here?. Nezuro wese hadzina kudya.
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Tired of boiling water everytime to make your instant noodles or pasta. Boil as much water as you can then freeze it for later use.
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@iykeweston
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A new scientific study claims that infertility is hereditary. Saka, if your parents didn't have any children, chances are high that you won't either.
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@iykeweston
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Kana nemiwo, munoti taihwinha sei pakadai? .
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@iykeweston
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My girlfriend asked me what i would do if the world was about to end in thirty minutes and i told her i would "sex" her and she said okay and what about the remaining 28 minutes...
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Mazuvano ndirikuti ndikangoisa tweet munhu akango commenter ndakutobva ndamu follower. Handina kana chandirikumbobva mufunge.
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@iykeweston
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@drjaytee87 😄😄😄
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@iykeweston
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Ndozvakanakira kukwereteswa nebank nyangwe ukapfuura nepariri wakabata Nandos yako harimboti ukutotenga hako tunonaka uine Mari yedu.
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@iykeweston
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Mukomana wako wauri kushaira hope haasati ambonzi na Barber "ko ndebvu ndoitasei nadzo"
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@iykeweston
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Mwari mukandipfuudza apa handizviite futi 😭🙌🤞
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@iykeweston
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The advantage of having a small d*ck is it won't reach where the HIV is. Dada nedora rako wangu🤝
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This Winky D guy is on another level 🙌🙌.
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@iykeweston
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A very short story.
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Bed and BREAKFAST Kwaterry. 😁
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@iykeweston
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Melissa!!! Dzoka pane style yandakangamwa...
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@iykeweston
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VID today shocked a bus driver in Chitungwiza by giving him $200 for wearing his seatbelt in their "Arrive Safely" campaign. Then they asked him, "What are you going to do with this money?" The excited driver responded "I will use it to get myself a drivers license."
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What makes Jah prayzer a complete artist is that he can dance, his vocals are on point and to top it all off, he plays an instrument, anorova mbira hake mukomana uya. Winky D, I don't think anotombogona kuridza kana hosho ini......
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@iykeweston
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When your wife speaks of things she never does at home.
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@iykeweston
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Regai hedu tidyiwe tinenge tinonaka.
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@iykeweston
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Teacher: Candyman, where is your homework?. Candyman: Put zero baby girl...
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"Bestie stop it, I have a boyfriend." Ha!😂
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Kune vaya vasingaziye kuperera, kuperera ndiko kwakaita mujaya, holy ten Pana Kim😩. Uya akarambwa anoita kana 15 ma collabo na kae chaps 💔.
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@iykeweston
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Hakuna disrespect inopfura kubvunzwa kuti yapinda here?.
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The world's most free walking rapist.
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It should be a crime kuti munhu will allow you kuti umubvise hembe dzese wapedza okuti I'm not ready. That's emotional abuse and attempted murder.
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It just hit me, ndikanzi $20K USD iyo tora hako, just sing two lines e any song ya kiki badass, ndinotosiya Mari ichienda ka 💔
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True or false? Madungwe is a poor version of passion java and passion java is a financially stable version of madungwe?.
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Wobva wapfura nepane vapfanha wachiwanzirana kamwe kobva kati, "iwewe ndiwe avo varikupfuura avo" kamwe kobva kati, "haa wahwina 😂😂"
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Boys rese re areas rotokuudza kuti Kari easy rakatombopinda and kanoroveka easy, robva rakusimbisa kuti ka freak kanoita zvese zvese. Iwewe nenzara wobva wanoyedza and wopinda zveshuwa....... wobva wamitsa.
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Ndikutengesa ma shorts manyama.
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Your favorite WWE wrestler growing up?.
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If this breed begins to chase you, please don't run. You'll only die tired.
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@iykeweston
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Mapedza henyu going at it raw 🍑🍆💧wobva waona ku google search history kwake kwakanzi, "signs and symptoms of HIV"
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@iykeweston
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3 years
In case you missed it.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Titori busy kubata fight parufu mukadzi we mufi anyora pa status kuti shiri inozongofa🤷🏿‍♂️
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@iykeweston
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3 years
If this picture looks familiar to you then forget about entering the gates of heaven 😅
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@iykeweston
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4 years
Chitungwiza munoisaiza henyu muma streets umu but mota dzenyu dzapera ma Tyre muchiuya kuzoona hanzvadzi dzedu kuno.
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@iykeweston
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2 years
Kana uchida kuona kuti hapana zvaurikudanana nazvo svika pa till woshaya dollar rakachinjika woti babe ndipo ka dollar.
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@iykeweston
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Soooo Natasha, kwete nonsense yaunondiitira.... Chinonetsa apa chii?.
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Congratulations my brother. Usaterere zvinotaurwa nevanhu.
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Zvekuti "I'm a college dropout" just doesn't feel motivational coming from the likes of ana holy. Kunenge kwaitove kuremerwa chaiko vakati zvemagitare zvinenge zviri nani.
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Zva Mwari chaizvo ukanzi, "Zvapera handichakuda ndawana mumwe." will you be able to eat your next meal?.
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Wasu vanakirwa nezondo zvikanzi,dai ndiine cattle farm dzaipera dzese kuhamba ngema wheel chair ndahe mazondo.
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@iykeweston
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3 years
Kana uchipa musikana wako 10 dollars unoti imwe 90 anoiwanepi?.
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ini zvangu sex inondibhowera kuti haukwanisi kuitira pamberi pevabereki kuti vaonewo chipo chemwana wavo.
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2 years
I'm not ashamed of my exes but pane one wandoramba kusvika ndafenda.
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2 years
Wierd food combinations you tried and actually tasted nice?.
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Unenge uchitozvifambira hako ne soulmate yako muroad and some guy decides to drive his latest Benz slowly achipfura nepaside penyu. Before you know it...... Watova fan remusic ya Adele na Kae chaps.
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