I carry Jesus on my head || FEMINIST || Thespian & Actor || Podcast Host
@TRO_POD
|| Soon-to-be Public Health Officer || SDGs 3,4,5 and 8 enthusiast ||
@Henrysson3
At all o
I'm desperately hoping we're pit to shame because another alternative and it's another cautionary tale for days with a sprinkle of "Justice for Sissy Serbia"
@_oceansgrey
It was always one of 3
1. "I thought you would be sleeping" (he KNEW I waited up till our "agreed" time)
2. I was so tired/I slept off while trying to call (Pinocchio brefffff )
And last but not least...
3. My phone died (Badum tisss)
He never even bothered with creativity ๐
@chyyumeh
I didn't even know this part
Just imagine
Maybe they want her to generate some of moh's cells on her body for the test.
It's in Nigeria that everyday brings confirmation to the phrase "Ara dแป na แปฅdแป na แปฅdแป" and this is definitely one form of Ara
I need to buy that person that locked the gate one cold bottle of whatever they drink
๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐.
Make una see small shege before you start to show us shege ๐ญ
@TheHabaneroChef
You know these things!
They'll doctor the report then harm the child then come out and tell everyone that "this is what we do in our family to foreigners brought in".
Why they fear no form of impunity is because they KNOW +234 men will support them in any thing they're doing.
@odikaesime
@RadicalYouthMan
@TheOliviaMead
Thank you very much for this question, since everybody is now mad.
Now let's wait for him to reply
While we're waiting let's become mutuals shall we? ๐ค๐พ
@GbolahanOla_26
@nzekiev
@Orisha_Osun
Alive or not he had no claims to that child until he completed the rites. He wouldn't have been able to bury the child.
Even if it was Chioma that passed and not the child, he would have had to do full rites for her corpse before he can claim the child as his.
@ChinazaPromis10
@nzekiev
They really don't know, they think it's a joke ๐คฃ
You want to come and carry papa Amaka's last born for free?!
Just dey play ๐คฃ
@hannastasia
@youLOVEtani
Because unfortunately negging and shaming women into lowering their standards has in fact worked for so many years, and it still keeps working. Sad but true.
@dedoyinajayi
@lianafricker
@paulg
I'm weak!
Someone said Empower is a child's name in the south and that just so true!
What does she mean by UNLOCK?!!
Asin unlock the door! What does she propose I say instead?
Open?! Unclose?!
@lianafricker
@paulg
I'm weak!
Someone said Empower is a child's name in the south and that's just so true!
What does she mean by UNLOCK?!!
Asin unlock the door! What does she propose I say instead?! Unclose?!
@mayaxvalentine
@youLOVEtani
My sister I just weak
And I don't know why they think negging or trying to shame someone into lowering their standards would work. Like no dear we don't do that around here ๐คจ
@OsasNChill
Or washing machine, microwave and set of plates with baby bath.
Apparently women don't deserve nice things, because if it was the man that was given the car all these tears won't be flooding the CS
Mmmttcchhhewww ๐
@bethelabioke
The don't understand anything that's not blind followership and cult behaviour. Being able to call someone you respect out shows that there's a health balance in that relationship. Everybody will be alright las las
@5INESTAR
@Augustinian01
@chiiogbu
@lohwis
Is everything okay sir?
Is there someone we can call to come to your aid?
Because I'm sincerely worried about all this pain you seem to be carrying around.
Please try and get help or talk to Jesus trust me, He's always available to help.
Sending you love and light. โฃ๏ธ
@Slim_chuby
@Tha__khaleesi
Aida will not kill me!
Architect of your own depreciation?!
Author and finisher of your own destruction?!
The girl too bad abeg ๐ญ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@uterenaomi
Thank you Jesus for the deliverance of our sister from the shackles of ezigbo nzuzu!
Lord we glorify your name.
Thank you that all the iberibeism has died on the cross today with you. May she never return to this nonsense ever again.
Amen!
Amen!
Amen!
Amen!
AMEN!
FIRE!!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
@NiNiDams
@a__vanita
@adaezennaji_
No babes this was an opportunity to use
"Caught in the *PAD* of lies"
I'll see myself out ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ
@ChungFoy
แปคwa ntorr abแปฅghแป nke ntakแปrแป nwannem ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
I was just shouting when I watched it, Nna ehn I will marry and marry well. Into a family that will love, cherish and value me as much as I do them ๐คง
Itโs because of this kind of rubbish I donโt really like the idea of low key relationship. Thatโs how youโll be doing low key and the guy will get married ๐คฃ
@lifeofa_g01
Him: If we are dating we can't be talking everyday, I need my space.
Pele o Space X
Ike ekwurekwu adighim
"Please see yourself out, daalแปฅ so"
@softgirl_bella
@JoulesBella
The gaslighting!
The quarreling!
He wants out but he doesn't want to be the one to say it.
Nothing wey anybody fit tell me.
@Hauwa_L
Even though I completely agree with you, I really just have to ask on behalf of everybody.
Hauwa where did you see money to do visa?! Please who did you sell again?! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
@abbietayo
Very distasteful behaviour
Some people honestly do not understand simple courtesy outside the context of attraction and someone having the potential to be useful to them.
I don't have to be your potential bed buddy before you accord me basic courtesy/respect.
This might have been cute if she was in SS1 but a grown woman fighting about Pinterest inspo?!
This is how you spot people that don't have real life problems.
She should get off road biko.
This is mean. You didnโt invent photo shoots and youโre not the first person to be used off a Pinterest board.
A simple โhappy birthday and I love how you rocked itโ would have sufficed.
Itโs not every time we should be turning everything into a fight or competition.
I think I've finally entered my saving names Nigerian mother style era. See ba our moms really knew what the were doing saving names like "Mama Emeka Cold Room Oyinbo", because who really has the strength to start thinking of where they met someone anytime they call or text you.
Banger tweet 101:
- Gen Z and Feminist slander
I thought we all knew this? ๐
It has become absolutely ridiculous atp but hey if it's not broke, why fix it? Yunno
If you flirt with her and she doesnโt flirt back, Nigga pack your things and leave..switch topics..have a normal conversation. If she really digs you..sheโll be the one to even flirt back later in the future..you donโt have to push it like damn horny dog..lol
@EzinneamakaO
@stephfym
It does o, 100% sef.
Imagine sitting in a bus for hours all cramped and stuff just for you to alight and find a familiar face with warm smiles and hugs waiting for you.
So yes my sister it counts a lot. ๐คโค๏ธ
Just finished watching Marry my husband and I can tell you for a fact that
@Hauwa_L
wasn't exaggerating with her reactions.
Especially that Park Min-Hwan and Jeong Su-Min, they're the definition of Many are mad, few are roaming aka Ara dแป na แปฅdแป na แปฅdแป
Very distasteful behaviour
Some people honestly do not understand simple courtesy outside the context of attraction and someone having the potential to be useful to them.
I don't have to be your potential bed buddy before you accord me basic courtesy/respect.
@omowo
I feel so sorry for the new babe.
Because in a few months she's gonna start seeing shege in various forms!
Shege damburuba
Shege pro max
Shege unbridled
Shege unhinged
Shege kara ka
Shege dรญ ike
Amongst others.
I'm working so hard in my life to actually be able to afford never to cook again in my life because Ike gwuru na abแปฅghแป nke ntakแปrแป ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Because wym I'll slave for 2 hours or more just to consume the end result in 20mins or less?
@Daniielllle
Whhoooooo
Twitter professional ๐๐พโจโจ
No because what does a doctor that went to school for 6+years (and may still be going sef) know?
@Cykohimself_
@realpesky007
@lohwis
Truth in sounds by Victoria Orenze
It's an album
I promise you, if you're willing and ready to receive, you'll almost never be the same again โบ๏ธ
You're such a nice person because the first time she dares to call me I'm telling her "If my brother said he's not doing again then let him be, it's not like we're that close that I'll be putting in a word for you", warn her sternly to never call me again, the proceed to blocking
She want to spoil my phone ba3 with calls ๐ญ๐ she say i should plead with my brother that she doesn't know what she did or what's going on. I've told my brother to just send d chat to her so that she can stop calling me bfr I swear for her๐
@olobzjr
Vagabond and nincompoop were the words!
Preposterous
Perplexed
Traverse
Sojourn
These are words used by the average secondary school student in Nigeria.
I just weak for these people
@jiggymaami
The 'eba' with Oyibo accent be sending me!
Abi is it the way she'll run like she's in WWE championship with her cute tummy, she'll now be shouting 'mmmeat!'
Lasisi don go born who fit am ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
It was online class that year ๐ญ๐ญ
Mom: Mama bia cutuorom onions
Me: points to the class
Mum: Ewo! Ndo Nnem, o mรฉrรฉm nchefu.
Nobody:
Mom: comes back 10 minutes later; Unu e mechabo?
It's a 3 hour class!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Tells my mom โI'm about to join a meeting, don't interrupt me.โ my mom agrees.
Her Netflix movie stops and she strolls right into the meeting to announce โKo shishe oโ
Yes yes
They make sure to breakdown every shard and strand if self-esteem that child has just because they have this rivalry in their mind that the child isn't even aware of.
Whole time they're just trying to win their mother's approval not knowing they're fighting a lost battle
As a result some mothers are horrible to their daughters, especially during those teenage years.
In African families it's worse because it comes with a side of internalised misogynoir.
Then the story they tell everyone is "I don't know what happened, -- just broke it off *for no reason* (the most important part)" cont. "I mean you saw us, did it ever seem like we had issues"
Aridin friends and fam: "No not at all, I'm really surprised that Sola would do this"
@miss_ezeani
@Ovoh_of_Lagos
@IruefiNG
Chinaza please o ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
But I love this girl abeg, and please kindly tell me when he replies ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
You can literally perceive the scent of the cashew trees, taste the cornflakes and milk Jaja hurriedly made for Kambili because of her cramps, feel the burn Kambili felt from choking on the pee coloured drink, hear aunty Ifeoma's laugh and practically see Amaka roll her eyes.
So theyโre doing a March for
#ChildQ
but theyโre marching for โblack boys and black girlsโ. This is what irritates me. Iโm not denying what black boys go through in schools, but Child Q is a black girl. And what happened to her is gendered issue rooted in misogynoir.. [cont.]