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@olobzjr

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"Peace of Mind" written and sang by me.

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@olobzjr

1 month

Fash Daddy! 🥐 🪐

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1 month

BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE BITING IS A LOVE LANGUAGE SPREAD THE GOSPEL TRUTH 🙏🏾

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@olobzjr

6 months

the bar is celestial I'm sick

IG: L.monyelle 🦂

@l_monyelle

6 months

He the 🐐 for this 🔥

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@olobzjr

2 years

please how do you spell iyl. as in "walk down the iyl"

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@olobzjr

3 months

no problem, as long as we're still touching somehow. so it's either bumbum to bumbum or foot to foot or thigh on thigh, but we must sha touch.

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3 months

Cuddling is nice and cute but when I want to sleep we need to go our separate ways. 🫠🫠

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@olobzjr

16 days

400m in debt and you dey paste UBA aza how much is now the whole UBA head office at Marina?

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@olobzjr

29 days

I'm shy

Chief Rotimi

@SirDabar

29 days

Why are you not married yet?

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@olobzjr

3 months

"please stay" "stop it, don't beg me 😒" "please stay" "don't beg me 🙄" "please stay" "𝓭𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓰 𝓶𝓮 🙈"

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@olobzjr

4 months

spoiling each other till you both start adding weight >>> now that's ọra for ọra

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@olobzjr

2 years

once Obi wins tomorrow just wrap him inside aluminium foil and put inside fridge till May 29. make the democracy dey marinate 😮‍💨🫴🏾

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@olobzjr

10 months

It's starting to make sense why Patience Ozokwor used to test the poison first in case na fake

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@ayothefirst

10 months

How? 😭😭

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@olobzjr

2 years

Boya the academy is not based in Nigeria because I can already count 7 suspension letters from this picture alone.

Netflix Nigeria

@NetflixNaija

2 years

Welcome to Wilmer Academy, a school where your dreams are either fulfilled or broken. #FarFromHome is coming 📚

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@olobzjr

15 days

"imma need all the love and support" walai youmma need more than that

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@olobzjr

1 year

I hate houseflies so much man. Why can't you go out the same way you came? The window is wide open, why are you hitting your head on the glass screaming bzz bzz are you mad??

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@olobzjr

2 years

At least Golden morn doesn't fund terrorism

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@Tee_shine1

2 years

Cornflakes is far better than Golden morn.

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@olobzjr

2 years

Moi-Moi is such an interesting food because you never know what is going to be inside. Is it fish? Is it boiled egg? Is it stone? Exciting.

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@olobzjr

1 year

Try dey post for circle sometimes All these kind things dey encourage Nigerians

Guinness World Records

@GWR

1 year

Satisfying cereal box toppling 🤤

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@olobzjr

3 months

where am I going to quickly see pawpaw seeds? *dies in front of shoprite*

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@Nig_Farmer

3 months

Very easy! - Quickly get pawpaw Seed - You need around 8-10 seeds - Blend it - Take the powdered seed with water. You'll be fine.

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@olobzjr

7 months

people their size as as how??

@𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

7 months

"Why don't they take people their size? Why are they torturing our children?" Nigeria's First Lady, Remi Tinubu speaks about kidnappings in Nigeria.

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@olobzjr

2 years

@Zeptorg @matrizora Not to be confused with lil slay

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@olobzjr

5 months

it's your glory they will seal by 25

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@qz

7 years

Your financial fate is sealed by the time you turn 25

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@olobzjr

1 month

some of you are so satanic man

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@edwardhazedy

1 month

@Zazamyodor Sleeping with other women is not cheating Loving another woman is

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@olobzjr

2 years

That is when your parents will be travelling everywhere. "you were born in New York and grew up there till you were 2" Ok why are we not there now? What are we doing in FESTAC??

CM - The Torch Bearer ❤️‍🔥

@Calebmusicc

2 years

Being a baby was really a crazy time tbh. Sleep in lekki… wake up at wedding in ibadan 😭😭

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@olobzjr

3 years

I feel like we take Adekunle Gold and Simi's story to lightly sometimes sha. What they did is MAD to me. Imagine achieving your dreams and getting married to the long-time love of your life and having a kid together all while being at the top of your games? Bruh

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@olobzjr

2 years

Lekki did it first but go off

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2 years

All these houses are connected by a pool.

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@olobzjr

6 months

"walk with me" ~ someone on the path of destruction

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@olobzjr

4 years

Because the government wants to be your only source of tears

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@olobzjr

1 month

Israel: "I'm in your city o" babes: *zero reaction* Israel: ashewo ulululululu

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@olobzjr

1 year

As far as I'm concerned you and that person are agemates

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@TheToluAdeyi

1 year

Lmao! Pesin dey university for 1998, i just Dey enter secondary school that year 😂😂😂😂

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@olobzjr

2 years

Tailors are technically soft wear developers.

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@olobzjr

2 years

People that hate Plantain want to stand out so bad.

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@olobzjr

1 year

If you like don't be resting. You'll die at 8am, your oga will have your job up on LinkedIn by 10am. Nobody is going to hang your jersey in a museum, this is not the NBA.

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@olobzjr

2 years

Twitter for kanipe, please, I'm on my knees.

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@olobzjr

6 months

nobody: Nigerians: *rubs their feet together like a housefly before climbing into bed*

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@olobzjr

1 year

So that after 4 of my friends have walked out saying "I'm not the groom", me I will now walk out and say I'm the groom.

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@AnireOkene

1 year

Why do you want to get married?

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@olobzjr

4 months

kwansogbophobia: the fear of being a nobody

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@olobzjr

2 years

Life was simpler when skincare was just Dudu Osun, Nixoderm and Vaseline. Now I gotta cleanse, tone, use serum, moisturize, then add sunscreen?

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@olobzjr

2 years

Sheggz: *asks for script* Movie Director: "just be yourself"

Ayisa || Virtual Assistant👩🏽‍💻

@ayisa_j

2 years

They gave Sheggz abuser role to play on Flawsome and he too accepted?😂

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@olobzjr

2 years

Fake story or not, having kids has to be more than just baby fever or family pressure. It's you that will be buying pampers and cerelac, it's you that won't sleep at night, it's you that'll fund their entire education. Not your in-law or parents, YOU.

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@olobzjr

6 months

osheyyy. I will stand with you between the heavens and upper iweka 🥹❤️

aCupofDeee☕️🦋

@dinmaa___

6 months

TikTok has already made nice edits of Afam and Amaka😂😂 #Afamefuna

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@olobzjr

2 years

Baba wan dey do "honey I'm hooooome", come loose tie fling briefcase for chair. What you need, my friend, is a Royco Ad.

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@azarah_p

2 years

Come to think of it, I wouldn’t take a remote job if it came rn lol I like dressing up and going out.

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@olobzjr

2 years

5 fresh rejection emails. My week is off to a flying start! 🚀

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@olobzjr

2 years

One person come dey talk say "the love you want is in a body you're not attracted to" You and who?

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@ChowderTQ

2 years

Babes dey my brother. BABES DEYYYYY.

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@olobzjr

14 days

nah I need T-pain to actually stick because it fits him so much

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@sadiqGsadiq

15 days

T pain has landed in Maiduguri with his new 150bn Jet, to promise the flood victims bags of rice.

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@olobzjr

1 year

my mom and I were casually walking home and, me being drawn to the singing and drumming in a roadside school, I broke free and ran inside to join the other kids on the assembly. My mom entered chasing after me, but the teachers begged her to leave me. that's how I started school

anisah⁷

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1 year

what’s a core memory of yours that you can’t forget? could be anything, even something silly

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@olobzjr

6 months

this conversation is so funny because we were using "flabbergasted" casually as an insult prefix in primary school e.g flabbergasted he-goat

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@olobzjr

2 years

You go give person benefit of the doubt, dem go chop the benefit leave the doubts.

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@olobzjr

6 months

He even wear native Pooja Lobster

Elvis | The Catalyst 💥

@elvis_ogheneovo

6 months

And you say there no mind, no creator behind creation? Look again👀

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2 years

The year is 2007: Your dad is outside filling the car tank at Texaco, and you are in the back seat begging the last born to ask your mom for Mr Biggs and Supa Strikas without mentioning your name.

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@olobzjr

1 year

Oh but when I say "Hangel" suddenly it's because of a curse Oduduwa laid upon me ba?

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@rapalert6

1 year

Halle Bailey’s debut solo single “Angel” is out now. @HalleBailey

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2 months

are you sure you don't want to check where her mommy is from?

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Miss South Africa 2024 👑🤩 #MissSA2024 #MiaLeroux

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2 years

we don't praise Eba enough. there's no soup in this world she can't match up to. such an all-round babe.

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2 years

"black tax is so annoying" ~A last born, the tax collector.

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@olobzjr

9 months

"he has not yet bitten the forbidden fruit of manhood" at age 20 according to you. Very good. So it's his ex-wife at the age of 19 that had eaten the garden egg of womanhood ba?

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@olobzjr

2 years

I cannot stress how much of a terrible idea it would be to vote in a frail politician with an openly extremist vice president. I personally would not forgive it, because you were told.

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2 years

Northerners should reject Atiku for opposing Sharia rule in Nigeria: Kashim Shettima

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@olobzjr

2 years

Naming my child "Izzy". Short for He's in full control 🥺🙏🏾

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@olobzjr

6 months

this one that he is 40% stomach hope it's not semo you're feeding our blek panther

coco 🕊️🕊️

@cocoblack006

6 months

See his stomach 😭😭

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@olobzjr

7 months

you too shebi you see how your impulsive buying has reduced

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@olobzjr

6 months

my girl: *comes to report the sun to me* me: *warns the sun*

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@olobzjr

1 year

You people are parboiling NOODLES? You wan kill the jerry curl?

Purple Tinkerbell ⁷🧚🏾‍♀️💜

@Zoyablooms

1 year

All of you that don’t parboil your rice, spaghetti and noodles, side eye. Have you seen the water that comes out when you do parboil?🧍🏾‍♀️why are you willing eating so much starch?

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@olobzjr

5 months

if not for clearing fees, what is Tesla that Asherkine cannot get us for his birthday

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To celebrate my 26th birthday I’m giving away 26 Teslas on my instagram 🎉

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@olobzjr

10 months

you will be wasting money on skincare you no go know say na Ayomide Sauce dey cancel the Dr Teal's. God please.

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@olobzjr

2 years

We need a Podcast and Skits regulation body.

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@Woulk3r

2 years

Hmmmm

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@olobzjr

1 year

"it's Bespoke" Okay Bewhisper dey? My money get sore throat rn

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@olobzjr

2 years

@ese_belosagie and how would you explain to an alien that i'm wrong and you're correct?

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@olobzjr

1 year

Azula is a dirty fighter na Özil abi wetin be her papa name, shebi Aang deleted his bending.exe file

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@olobzjr

1 year

anyone looking to start a career in: 1. UX Design 2. Project Management 3. Data Analytics 4. IT Automation with Python 5. IT Support 6. Digital Marketing & E-Commerce 7. Cybersecurity here's your chance, it's a scholarship program. deadline: 19th may

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@olobzjr

2 years

@trillytrills2 @LifeOfAls Morris Peanut

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@olobzjr

2 years

Someone that I just met? lmaooo² Me and your mommy will miss you dear.

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@olobzjr

1 month

Tye Tribett's "son of Man" had teenage me in my feelings every time that's really great gospel music

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@olobzjr

2 years

you are the most irritating account on Nigerian twitter. a pseudo-intellectual lacking better things to do other than posting screenshots and jerking off your own ego by linking your fake deep tweets under everybody's comment section.

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@olobzjr

3 months

steam some cassava cakes on low heat

Nneoma nwa nsukka ⚽️🐺

@QueendalineUgw1

3 months

God! why am I crying 💔 David you will be fine ❤❤

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2 months

"let him loose, you foul spirit"

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@tgeijten

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Trying to teach my new model to run using reinforcement learning (Hyfydy + depRL)

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@olobzjr

2 years

@khalzimo @Leo_Owan Whereas you told your boss that you're going back to bury the squirrel, so you need the whole day off. Asun ti set 🥂

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@olobzjr

16 days

@christianozoude even presidential running form is 100m make he DM Atiku for 100m because nothing suppose concern that one for 2027 again 🙂‍↔️

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@olobzjr

2 years

Muting your crush >>>

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@olobzjr

10 months

Go and register for Atlanta 🫶🏾

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@SwitOpe

10 months

Everyone’s period is late this month abi?

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@olobzjr

1 year

your mercy is doing me

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@IamAnnyRobert

1 year

Im so sure i'll find love easier abroad

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@olobzjr

2 years

That's how I said I should teach Vera chess yesterday and I killed her queen, then she said I want to kill her since I can kill her queen. Never again 👍🏾

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@seyedele

2 years

My wife and I tried to play COD multiplayer yesterday. Shot her in the head while she was still trying to figure out the controls and now she made breakfast for only herself and the kids.

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@olobzjr

7 months

Q: what do you call a place where you go to vent? A: a parasite... get it? oh God, what have I become

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@olobzjr

2 years

I thought "Heyyyyy" is the conventional signal for "I want to have your kids" Please let's not confuse each other. May the Lord not confuse you as well.

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@olobzjr

6 months

lori soft launch, lori hard launch, lori brunch, lori lunch of any sort Olúwa, ẹ gba ọpẹ wa

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@olobzjr

2 years

@chukkyryan Nah that's short for illiterate 💀

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@olobzjr

2 years

let me share some resources with my designer friends UI/UX Design Google Drive:

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@olobzjr

7 months

"why do you menstruate every month" is crazy as per it's an elective course or how

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@olobzjr

1 month

@strangeronnet9 so I should say "a mosquito SUCKED me"? aye yo

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@olobzjr

2 years

The way this is triggering for so many first-borns/older siblings ehn? 🤌🏾 <<<

Deedee💖💖

@__adeola__

2 years

She’s so frustrated😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@olobzjr

10 months

And profoundly painful On sea level, the human eyes can see as far as about 5km till the horizon where the surface curves. This means that you're not wanted within a 5km radius around them

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@MotoyosiAwosusi

10 months

"Get out of my sight" is so funny 😂😂

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@olobzjr

9 months

It's just 10am and I've already finished 50 books, one master's degree, bought a car and had 4 kids. How's your year going?

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@olobzjr

2 years

Petition to register "let the corn out of the bag" as a Nigerian idiom.

Seun Anikulapo Kuti

@RealSeunKuti

10 years

I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua

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@olobzjr

7 months

wasn't it the other day that Elumelu was holding BTS hands like a proud dad? All it takes is one UBA end of the year party special edition 🫵🏾 "Jungkook live in Lagos". ti ẹ ba ẹ