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“tom”

@theVibesGuru

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what about Starship Hoopers, and we beat the bugs in a game of basketball

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“tom”

@theVibesGuru

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i think about this one once a week

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seeing the Dune 2 budget

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me, reading Dune 20 years ago: Butlerian Jihad? why would we get rid of computers? me, reading Dune now: we gotta kill the computers

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getting closer to GOD EMPEROR SHELDON

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The ‘YOUNG SHELDON’ sequel series is moving forward at CBS.

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A Southwest flight attendant asked this plane full of folks to raise their hand if they was flying into Little Rock to watch the eclipse…. WTF is wrong with people??? Is this the most important thing they can find to do in life?

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Faking my beliefs to trick an all-knowing deity to let me into Heaven

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Pascal’s Wager used to keep me up at night when I used to be an atheist.

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@theVibesGuru

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this came to me in a vision from god

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@theVibesGuru

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i can excuse the child murder, but i draw the line at saying swears

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Can I make it any clearer?

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“tom”

@theVibesGuru

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white people buying bottled water vs. white people having to pay taxes

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie if we hollow out the mother entirely, imagine how big we can make the babies brain

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@CantEverDie His child bride should have gotten the account in the divorce

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@theVibesGuru

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Lebron wanna make an extra $10k a month online?

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@theVibesGuru

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@BonerWizard What is the WEAKNESS

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Mr. Chau

@Srirachachau

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They call him Clumsy Mufasa. That’s what people are saying

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie the most important statistic of whether or not people are happy is whether there are lights on at night

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@theVibesGuru

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@steinkobbe using chat gpt to find out if Hitler went Woke

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@francisxwolf dune is a story about how cool white people are

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@CantEverDie 9/11 for bluechecks was when age of consent laws were developed

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@theVibesGuru

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Catturd ™

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X is throttling the hell out of every conservative account right now. This is just a fact. It’s hard when you support Elon and what’s he’s done for free speech but you’re constantly getting hidden for no reason. Conservatives have been treated like shit for years on social

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@theVibesGuru

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@oldfriend99 Didn’t even realize you were still here, very good news

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@CantEverDie Goddamnit

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@theVibesGuru

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@JarJarFan69 did OP get winded typing “texas metrosexual cowboy w/gun” into his AI generator

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@theVibesGuru

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@theyoungman6669 What a beautiful way to talk about your family🥰

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@theVibesGuru

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Paul Atreides, going out to eat at his favorite restaurant, Arrakisbee’s

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie if i cant run over 7 schoolchildren in my Ford F-350 on the way to Dave & Buster’s, i might as well live in communist russia😤

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@theVibesGuru

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@BirdRespecter keeping my home safe from ghosts 🫡

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@theVibesGuru

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im a schoolteacher in a conservative area, and Joe Biden pays me $10,000 for every child that i make Woke

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@no_goblins going back in time to eat baby Hitler

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@hausofdecline Classic amelia bedelia mixup

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cant even make jokes these days with WokElon Musk putting you in timeout for a week smdh

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@Srirachachau him and Ferguson really steal the movie

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@theVibesGuru

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im inside the Krassenstein house, im disassembling their bunkbeds

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@Very__Regular this is because pirating has gone Woke

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@theVibesGuru

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would you eat this cheeseburger for $100k

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@theVibesGuru

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just ate a sandwich for lunch; the haters are seething

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unrelated to anything happening today

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@theVibesGuru

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Every man with facial hair this awful will be sent to work camps

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Under project 2025, all men will be required to go to mass, bench 225, eat protein, pop Zyns, and every day will be white boy summer

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie Cant believe this person would steal my avi like this, smdh

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@theVibesGuru

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@eeberquist Somehow the dreaded Bernie Bros are responsible for this

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Optometrists during the eclipse

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@FlagelloMagoo4u You’re a freak

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@rarecray my biggest flaw is that im too handsome

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@theVibesGuru

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“Woke” spelled backwards is EWOK… really makes you think

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@CantEverDie and then we get Hillary 2028

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie Be careful, they will kidnap you and force you to watching soaking videos until you convert

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@theVibesGuru

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the thing about art is that; if you think it should be a certain way, you can create your own!

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on my knees begging leftist comic artists to stop adding unnecessary text holy shit

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at this point, Drake should just embrace that he’s a pedophile and come out as a Republican

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@theVibesGuru

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Always this

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what’s the most iconic interaction on this app?

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@theVibesGuru

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thinking about this, for no reason in particular

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@theVibesGuru

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Let me speak for all of Americans when i say to you, President Xi; We Surrender

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#BREAKING : Chinese President Xi Jinping holds phone talks with US President Joe Biden.

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“tom��

@theVibesGuru

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when bae has her first JV soccer game

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@theVibesGuru

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ok go off

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@theVibesGuru

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@francisxwolf because we took lead out of everything due to the woke government

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie The what

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Lol

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the only Chaya Raichik interview im interested in is one where she is being interviewed as a steamroller is rolling over her

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@theVibesGuru

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@CantEverDie this is the only 11/9 i am willing to acknowledge

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@theVibesGuru

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February 29th should be like the Purge; all crimes are legal for 24 hours

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@theVibesGuru

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when people criticize Paul Atreides for unleashing a jihad across the universe, killing billions, they fail to acknowledge that he is literally neurodivergent and a minor

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@theVibesGuru

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@RaceplayShawty Thought this said “magneto is malcom in the middle” and was instantly onboard

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@anaraintuitive @strxwmxn Child murderer says what?

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@theVibesGuru

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they won a championship less than 4 years ago lmao

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ALL I KNOW IS PAIN 💔

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@richard_normal bring back the station wagon

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@Srirachachau you cannot convince me that Bradley hasn’t been taking the limitless drug

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packing a big thing of duct tape and a box cutter on my next flight, in case the Boeing needs some panel work mid flight

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when someone at work asks why im going to the bathroom for the 15th time during my shift

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@sadshrugs @MichaelBaumann You sure about that

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@BonerWizard this kid has talent!

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go follow @oldfriend99 he’s incredibly funny every day

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@CantEverDie i do all my shitposting on LinkedIn these days

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we’re so back

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@BonerWizard did not care about the weakness, just thought this was funny

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@theVibesGuru

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Hang it in the Louvre

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NYPD Assistant Chief James McCarthy is assisted after being affected by a chemical irritant. Video of the incident appears to show McCarthy deploy his pepper spray - possibly injuring himself. May 11, 2024 in New York City. For @gettyimages

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“tom”

@theVibesGuru

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dentists don’t want you chewing ice because they know it will make your teeth stronger and put them out of business

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@theVibesGuru

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20 years ago you had to hide if you were gay, so im not shocked to find out people might not have been forthcoming about being trans

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Fellow Millennials: How many "trans kids" did you go to school with? There you go. It's a social contagion. A fad. And it's causing lifelong harm to confused, vulnerable youth.

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worst person you know gets one right

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anna

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you can easily ruin your life in <24 hours (drugs, get pregnant, prison, etc.), but what is something you can do to permanently change your life for the better in that same time frame?

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