Bobrisky: hiding under the bed
Armed robber 1 :
Bobrisky:
Armed robber 1:
Armed robber 2: e be like say this bro no Dey house, make we pack all him money
Bobrisky: Tani bro e
I was in a public bus today, I wore a short dress and this guy sitting beside me intentionally touched my laps
I dunno if it was reflex but the slap I gave him this afternoon made me so happy 😭
So this guy has been asking my friend out for a while now ..but she refused and gave her reasons
All of sudden she accepted and said yes to him
Baba said she should postpone the acceptance till January and that’s the only way he’d know she’s serious😂
I can’t be the only girl that prefers to stay among the company of boys rather than girls ..
I literally laugh my ass to death and l learn a whole lot 😌
Most times it’s not the fact that you aren’t worthy or deserving of those things ..sometimes they are also trying to be a better partner to their new person
It's another type of pain seeing your Ex doing things they swore they will never do with you with their new lover. You go dey reason your life if you are not worthy of those things.
Don’t be gender biased
Hoe has no gender
Hoe can be male or female
Stop limiting it to just women
If you’re a guy and you sleep with so many women you’re a hoe 😑
So I got robbed at gunpoint on Sunday evening, two men approached me and told me if I didn’t cooperate they’d shoot me
They took my iPhone, asked for the password, took my two atms, told me to remove my wristwatch and necklace
Me passing by and sees a dirty dusty car packed
My brain :
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Me writes boldly on the wind and rearscreen : PLEASE WASH ME 🌚
How do you guys even watch anime?
From the low video quality to the unrealistic scenes ..to the Ridiculous story line, the target audience should be generally kids . Doesn’t sit right to me seeing a full grown adult watching Anime🙄
You know why I’m so excited about that aya pads? Some of us leak to the back especially when you’re asleep at night
It’s one of nightmares cos I always have to be cautious about my sleeping position .. I’m happy 🥹
My younger brother actually just called the girl he went out with
He’s currently asking her if she has eaten ..like if she says No he’s going to appear there with food
Two idiots 😂
Guys still pretend to love a girl they just want to knack and dump later ?
Shit feels too old already
This days you can randomly and casually have sex without strings and still be cool ..you know 😒
So this guy actually said the first thing he looks out when he meets a girl face to face is her feet ..
Baba isn’t interested in boobs or ass but Feets😭
Who tf looks at feets?
Randomly got my younger brother a bodyspray so he’d quit using my mum’s
Overhead him thanking God with his friend ,saying he’d just go get flowers then use it as Val’s gift for his babe
I’m cryinn😂💔
Dear
@Apple
during the Black Live Matter protest, you restricted us from streaming music as your part to support the movement,It is only fair that you do the needful and support the
#EndSARSProtest
cos most of your customers are Nigerians and they’re killing us for using iPhones
Dear
@Google
during the Black Lives Matter Protests, you changed your avatar to support the movement. It is only fair that you change your avatar to
#EndSarsProtests
in solidarity for the Nigerian Youths. Our lives matter too.
Keep RTing this!