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You are angry because of this?
Meanwhile when people said Odumodu lyrics are degrading, you opened your mouth to say "innocent women won't see anything wrong with it"
As long as you are not crazy too, you shouldn't see anything wrong with this.
I'm going to add to this by saying safe abortion will not spoil your womb.
Safe abortion will not prevent you from being pregnant in the future.
No one is putting a scissors inside you to cut the baby!
Abortion is done on foetus.
A foetus is not a baby!
There’s so much miseducation around abortions. They’re so many teens and even adult ladies who literally walk into single motherhood because they believe they’d die from a 15 mins procedure. Raising children they’re not financially or even mentally ready for.
@SheunAdeola
"After sending her to school and doing everything for her"
Who was suppose to do everything for her after you married her? 😂
This is an example of FAFO in marriage.
No gree for anybody!
If they don't respect you, don't respect them.
Don't let a dusty bitter old soul ruin your shine.
That they have it hard doesn't mean you should, chop life!
Spend your money, pay extra for comfort, spread your wings and talk about yourself.
@thesanasi
Be polite to them but don't smile too much.
Wear something that covers your body
Leave "something" for imagination.
Send pictures when you get there.
Say this on call if you are not safe.
Don't stay out late.
Don't go to clubs or parties
It's a lot!
@thetrueerudite
Like, if you have so much complaints about Gen Z, then don't hire them!
And you know the gag? Some of them are actually GenZ too.
Very annoying
Thinking about what comes after NYSC is enough to drag graduates to the depth of depression.
How can you ask for a fresh graduate with 3 years working experience and not more than 22 years??
How???
@akiri_arion
That might work for you because you are a man.
Just because it doesn't leave a mark on you doesn't mean we should accept it.
It's okay to have separate opinions.
The problem is not letting others have an opinion too.
@meetwithawele
Thissss!
Mine always whisper and it's always about food. 😂
Sometimes, she will ask my dad to follow her outside so they can gist properly because they don't want to disturb me.
1. They are not just interviewing you, you are also interviewing them.
2. If you can, talk to the previous person in the role you are applying for.
3. Always take note of their street cred.
If they don't care about their customers, they are likely to not care about employees.
Also, saying abortion is bad doesn't stop people from engaging in it, they just do it wrongly!
Oh yeah,
Giving birth is more likely to kill you than safe abortion.
Instead of unsafe abortion that kills and harm women, how about a safe one where risks can be mitigated?
@TheOluwabukunmi
And if you have friends whose opinion won't align to yours when married, then you shouldn't be having those friends in the first place!
My favourite part of Layi's skit is the scene setting and the attention to details.
From the crooked chair to the stained wall to the fan switch.
It's just so perfect, even before watching it, I'm already laughing.
Man is really good.
@mukhtar_usman
They said people are emotional for saying that.
Meanwhile, that foolish murderer committed a murder in 2018 when was probably a teenager also!
@purpletulips001
And you know the gag? It doesn't even have to be like that if it's legalised.
If legalised, it will be practiced safely so the carrier won't have to go through unnecessary stress.
@Mayor_Of_Jali
@olorunojoyin
First, what are you doing here? This is a post meant for girls.
Second, who told you women don't have stamina for longer loyalty? Bureau of imaginary assumption?
Get out of here please.
@Hauwa_L
Likeee, in big 2024, a full grown adult with access to the Internet is saying that.
Meanwhile, if white people categorize Africa as a single country, they will start foaming in the mouth.
@donadeshina
Enter a bus full of men? Next turn please ooo
I will never! If I have to do that, then best believe my video will be on all through and I already sent pictures of the plate number to my friends.
@emilionking1
@Keefayahq
I understand that you don't have anything going for you aside from the imaginary money in your account.
Why don't you try and make the money less imaginary.
Dundee.
Brand owners, I need you to read the room please.
Purchasing power is getting lower day by day.
Your social media marketer is trying her best, people would rather eat than buy your 85k afrocentric center piece.
There are no more discretionary income!
@DanielGbaratu
They turned Julie back at NYSC camp because she added maiden name on her uni nor, but not in her poly result.
She spent a lot of money and went through so much stress during that time.
She was just adding name ooo, not changing.
@Ayomide_shi2020
Your first message is "Hello Sweetie" followed by "Where do you live"
Is that not suspicious even to you?
You keep saying she doesn't talk to you when you can't even strike a basic conversation.
@Ziyyadah
Countless times, I was told "you that did not like crowd, how will you cope with your husband's family"
"you don't like this food, what if it's your husband's best meal"
They tell us all these and then wonder why marriage is not really our cup of tea.
When I was in 300 level, I went home for ileya and I had a fight with my mom, so I left for school.
A driver called me 3 days later that I have a package.
The package was my mother and a bag on her head.
I was fighting tears at the bus stop when she
Don't apply if the job description is vague.
Always tailor your resume to each job
Make adequate research about the company, then tailor your CV to their brand voice (Digital marketers)
You don't have to meet all qualifications, you can learn some on the job.
I got a full time remote role in community management
I Sharpened my email Copywriting and earned from it.
I got a 2 bedroom apartment in Carlton gate.
I visited 3 countries.
I got a new phone.
I sent money home steadily.
I lost weight.
I got cured of All ailment.
Starting salary for Bsc - 25k.
Odidi Chemistry degree in Funaab.😭😭😭
You still dey ask for 1st class.
Dear Hiring manager sir, your sister /brother will have first class and be fighting for 25k job.
Hi, Ameenah here.
In 2023, I made a plan of things I want to achieve in 2024.
2 months left in 2024 and I'm yet to achieve half of them because they are tied to money and I spend it all on feeding and transport.
I brought the second bowl🥣
Candy salad trauma dump, twitter edition:
My name is Sharon and when I was 18 & about to finish school, my country voted the worst president in history because he's Yoruba and he said it's his turn 😩 he became a problem the exact day he was sworn in.
I brought the bowl 🥣 😫
I'm A finalist!
HNG finalist at first attempt!
Joined the product management track with zero experience and led a team of 9 other tracks!
I'm skriminggg!
Just finished a 2hrs+ session with
@dolapohamzat01
after the 30 days handcopy challenge.
Impact was made, discipline was learnt, knowledge for a lifetime passed across.
Thank you so much
@dolapohamzat01
for taking your time to do this for FREE.
You are amazing!
I don't think I know of any woman who doesn't have more than 1 source of income😂😭
9-5+ freelance
9-5+ business
Business + internship
Schooling +business
Babes will bring chinchin to work and be your hairdresser during weekend.
A man will focus on his salary, a woman will be juggling jobs, comes to work with meat pie that she sells, has a business she runs at home, has ajo she’s doing to save all that money and cut herself from spending so much.
Mtchew.
A late bloomer, you can call me that.
I realised the world a little too late and whilst I have little regret, I have a lot to be thankful for.
Congratulations Ameenah, You did really well.
A take from
@ElephchildCopy
You don't have to be in competition with anybody, you don't have to be the best.
But, strive to go what no one else is doing, not brc they don't know or can't do it, but because they won't.
I hope you find the hidden message behind this.
Sayonara.
Don't be deceived!
Rent in Ibadan is now higher!
You will find cheap apartments in places you won't be able to live, far from city, no light, no good road.
If you want a proper apartment, just hold your 1M+
Don't think rent is less here, it's not!
@Abdyekeen_Bash
@BifolaX
Okay, is the first statement warranted for?
Or are you saying you don't have the qualities above?
Are you a nonsense guy?
Did your wife settle for less?
Was your wife 35+ when you met her?
If no, then stop it!
The message is not for you.
And remember, Khadijah was 40
So far, none of the men under this tweet has said anything significant.
I need you to apply your usual logic here.
"If you are innocent, you won't be triggered"
Peace be unto you
Or not.
You are angry because of this?
Meanwhile when people said Odumodu lyrics are degrading, you opened your mouth to say "innocent women won't see anything wrong with it"
As long as you are not crazy too, you shouldn't see anything wrong with this.
@lil_juan01
Lmaoo
You opened your mouth to call two high achieving women "Otondos"
It's so clear the kind of person you are.
Muah.
Regards to the women in your life.
@TheCopyTv1
You don't have to be royalty to wear a crown. Here's 5 secret ways to grow your hair in less than 14days.
3 simple ingredients that Koreans put in their food that makes their hair long and luscious.
@talk2veee
If you say men are the actual enablers of this, they would go to 7 mountains and 7 sea just to deny it.
If you are not giving them, will they ask?
@Fortwin___
It was just this month that they were all foaming in the mouth and talking about how horrible abortion is.
Suddenly, they are no longer prolife
Can we?
Can women catch a break!
Can we have a day where we don't have to see, hear or experience sexual assault?
@Lagosdsva
kindly step in please before they turn the whole narrative.
My name is Evangel Ganiyu. I attend Anchor University, Lagos, a private university owned by Deeper Life Bible Church. The university is currently undergoing renovation and remodelling, especially in the hostels, in order to accommodate new students.
@kikimordi
@MinorityAfrica
@HafeezAkanni_
Ohhh
I see why he needs a consultation!
This kind of beauty is the one you take time to capture because it has to be perfect.
She's foineeeeeeeeeeeee.
Saw this person for the first time in 2 years and the first thing she said was "You are still fat"
And I duly reply with "you are still pregnant"
I hate foolish people.
Like, am I suppose to stop being fat?
I've been fat my whole life and you know it, gimme a break please!
These folks were releasing music to diss each other.
You have to buy a track to listen to their replies.
Same with Osupa and Paso.
When they are ready, they will enter studio to diss each other, not these primary 2 social media beef.
I chuckle everytime there's a new update in the Wizkid-Davido beef. Theirs isn't the first in Nigerian music history, and it won't be the last. Case in point: Chief Dr Sikiru Ayinde Barrister & Gen. Kollington Ayinla whose friendship was punctuated by a 20-year feud.
Shall we?
200L.
I missed exam because I and my friend took mancot and it takes too long to full.
Got to the exam hall by 9:15 am and wasn't allowed to write.
I had
#20
with me that day and it was just for mancot ticket.
Borrowed money to go back home.
100L. Attended my guy's birthday party. The server gave everyone Rice and Turkey only to reach my turn and say "ko si Eran, shey o ma je be".
While eating, I saw her dish Rice with Turkey to another guy.
@arojinle1
When I was referring to 2012 as few years ago and the people I was speaking to said it wasn't few years ago.
I counted with my hands it dawned on me that 2012 was 12 years ago.
3. Disappearing messages
Your chats with your clients are like important files you should keep.
Following up with your client is essential but how can you do that when your messages disappear after 24 hours.
#marketing
#cbcbetachallenge
#whatsappfeatures
Social media managers/marketers!!
Arise!!
How do you feel when you do competitor analysis?
I'm helping a friend out and I feel like a stalker already. 😂
I'm feeling like Zade😭
As a business owner, your brand tone must match that of your audience.
You can't have "cashapp wa" audience and your brand tone is motivational.
Good morning and have a good day
Whosoever told these WhatsApp business owners to start creating content with big English, doesn't do well at all.
You lifted it from Google, now you are using Starbucks as an example.
Arike, gbogbo wa ko la lo si in the abroad now.
Dear business owner, sell the benefits of your products, not features.
You think Cynthia cared about the AHA inside your skin care products?
No, but she cares about clearing her pimples in a short period of time
Always remember that no matter what product you sell or service you render, not everybody will buy from you.
Even if you are selling long life and prosperity.
@Rihanatsona
Someone that is not okay.
You are not familiar with her account?
She's comparing the bro to bro that just started like some hours ago.
Meanwhile, the only sub I've seen is the one that mentioned and I don't even see it as a sub.
@jiggymaami
And to think 70% of erectile dysfunction cases is as a result of serious underlying medical conditions.
They will be treating ED with action bitters, meanwhile one vein has clogged somewhere and need immediate medical attention.
@realHazeezat
Okay, I'm not crazy for blocking those accounts then.
Tahajud is not just the only time you get close to Allah because you need something.
They are making it look transactional.
@akiri_arion
I wasn't expecting you to be this dull.
Just because you love insult doesn't mean other people should love it!
Is it that hard to understand that people doesn't have to like what you like?
Is it that hard for you to understand that women can have their opinions too?