Guys being dudes. I heard through the grapevine that the titty fucking percentage is at an all time low. I can speak for myself and say that I’m not helping the cause. This tap in is for titty fucking. Let’s get the number up.
#spittingclit
Sad to announce the last tap in of the semester. We brought troops home, took down the left, and got a few wins for the white man. Couldn’t ask for a better run.
#imgoingtotapintomorrow
I’ll never forget. My father was in the building adjacent from the north tower. I’m constantly reminded of 9/11 every time I walk by my living room and see him shaking on the couch.
Kamala Harris is throwing a FIT right now
Guys are slugging enough beers to sedate the entire city of Tallahassee.
Also convinced the clitoris is left wing propaganda.
@CraigSchultzy
You should probably sit down at dinner, order a beer, stick ur finger in it, and take a picture of it right in front of her. If she’s not a fan, karate chop her in the throat and walk out
@CliffordPhilli7
Hey Cliff. I have some good news, and some potentially disturbing news. The good news is a good buddy of mine is a good lawyer and said he could help. The potentially disturbing news is that he said he’s on Umbreller’s side. Sorry for the news!! xoxo
Darts, beers, and classic rock will take over my life. I don’t care anymore. Girls can wait, who’s going to throw the darts if I don’t? BULLSEYE!!!! I win, you have Covid
See my distant family once a year at the Xmas party. Within one year I now have 2 gays and a trans in the family. Liberals are a disease and have spread into my life. Hopefully they won’t get pissed when I tap in 63 times, losers
@CraigSchultzy
I feel like this is a controversial take cause it’s either a layup or doesn’t count, but Taylor swift. I see something about this chick on any social media page and instantly wanna take a sharp razor to my jugular. Can’t only be me but who knows