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if they sleepin on you tuck em in | white boy of the month

New York, USA
Joined December 2023
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Might start wearing this to the bar
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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@MMCL69 My landlords told me to stop my dog from barking… I don’t own a dog
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
A white boy is slaughtering the game
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
@fleepdink Could you imagine a bikini bottom 9/11, submarine runs through that bitch
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Went here and was crowned King
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Does this fit go hard chat
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
5 months
Just got a haircut my barber is the GOAT
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Firing on all cylinders today
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Glizzy tap in
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Yes or no to the fit chat
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
I’m Mr. Put That Shit On
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
1 month
Are vibes up for smelvin?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
23 days
First smelvin fit pic in a min. Got wasted with my sister and she’s disappointed
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Smelv fresh cut, time to wander around In Starbucks, target, and Sephora
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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I don’t feel good
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
White on white on white
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Formal review
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Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Review loading
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Smelv Thursday work fit
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
All I want for my bday is a chick with a nice rack and 12 Coronas
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Everybody give @SmelvinStrokes a big smooch it's his birthday
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Ladies and gentleman, the Smelvin 40 yd dash debut. A true battle, Olympic official review deemed my knee crossed the plane at 5.1 seconds! Good game to all. Stay devious. Credits to @MMCL69 as a terrific announcer.
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Parents house for the weekend yktv
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Earning my beers today
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Just got a haircut, who on birth control?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Date from last week is onto me
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Permission to have a night?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Bang!
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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. @bizzedmypants I feel like you rn
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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We are so fucking back
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Smelv fit pic of the night
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Fuck w me Friday, yall fuckin w this white boy?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
40 yd loading
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Post run this shit really is too free for me
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Does anyone want to get married
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Just got my first bonner
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
23 days
Yeah 1 million of your finest beers please
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Just had a sick date, should I let her know now or later I’m retarded
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Airport beers are mandatory
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
5 months
Smelvin fit valid tn?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Road beers never hurt anyone
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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@Shaqs__Oatmeal Amen brother
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
I eat pussy the way Joey chestnut eats hot dogs
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Just found these in my jacket pocket from Saturday
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Sippie cup marg
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
White boy summer begins
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Can I she/them titties?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Smelvin is stroking
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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We cannot let the terrorists win
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
The back of my shirt goes so hard
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Posting nut video with sound tn
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
5 months
A day late but I settle my debts @bizzedmypants
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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I need someone to shoot me in the face with a gun
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Monday Funday?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Smelvin Evening Dinner Fit
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
I gotta stop telling people I’m going to kill them with my bare hands
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
5 months
Corner three
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Sister just got engaged, scouting out wedding dates hit my line
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Drake has been counting down the days
@barrybutler9
Barry Butler Photography
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It's the Bean's Birthday! Happy 18th to the iconic Chicago landmark.
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Worked 3 hours of OT last night who wants a Chanel purse
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Updated pic of venue
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Gonna get so wasted at this concert
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
Oh yeah
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
How many beers can I drink in one night, a thread
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Curry from half court…. BANG
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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We’re so far in it
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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200 followers 40 yard dash confirmed
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
300th follower gets head
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
@Poonslayer_12 Solid balcony, great craftsmanship
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Cut
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Boutta walk around Starbucks, Sephora, and Target with this fresh haircut
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
I am so in love with dua lipa
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
The radical left fucking hate that I’m about to have a Friday
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
This will save me
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Everyone wish my dog a happy birthday or else
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
One of those nights
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Yeah that’ll do
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Boutta start calling any women shorty than me guppy
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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GoodMorning slimes
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Y’all on LinkedIn I’m on LockedIn
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Corner three
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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I genuinely might be retarded
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Today is the most Monday Monday of all time
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Horny
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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I’d fall for this every single time
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Just visited here and everyone knew you
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Dumb ass dog and a coffee @ parents casa, happy Friday all
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
If you don’t eat pussy laying down like a navy seal sniper are you really eating pussy?
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
Instead of the NBA they should have the NFA (National Freak Association)
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
There’s only two genders, winners and losers
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Working in the dark today like a gremlin
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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GoodMorning friends
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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Happy Friday -Smelvin
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
5 months
Train beer? Don’t mind if I do
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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This would be an unparalleled experience
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
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We’re so alive
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
3 months
What if instead of Puerto Rico it was called Puerto Freako and it was just hot naked women kissing
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
2 months
I’m going to be the drunkest man in North Carolina today
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Mfer must have a wet ass throat for this meat missile
@sockmoments
Sock’s father
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Plain glizzy moment :/
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
So it begins number 1
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@SmelvinStrokes
Smelvin Capital, CFE
4 months
Permission to drink more beers
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Smelvin Capital, CFE
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I know this guy munches insane box
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