🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️ @screwedluna Twitter profile

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

21 days

@ScramRatz this really touched me. it captures a certain specific feeling of early transition when i was not sure how much i actually “deserved” to be called what *I* chose. ty for making this i think it is very good

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@An_Aria_Blooms If this character is textually gay I will fold up my childhood mickey mouse hat with my deadname on it and fuck myself raw with it

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@ViolentFemz the answer appears to be “she’s a woman who said something” so i have checked out entirely already

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@screwedluna

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@JoyMoone its happening. they are acknowledging that the dolls are too fierce. illegally fierce competitors

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@transjewtalian 20 year timeline for this roughly coincides with a string of high profile bush era republicans getting outed for cruising. it makes all the sense in the world for DL conservatives to propagate a culture that sees weaponized outing as taboo

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

7 months

Sometimes it seems RPDR is specifically intended as a honeypot ensuring commercially viable gay people able to rise to the top are already rich entitled celebrity monsters like everyone else. all of the show’s biggest stars either end up like this or a career enemy of rupaul 🧐🧐

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7 months

EXCLUSIVE: Four people allege that actor and drag star Shangela either sexually assaulted them or attempted to have sex with them when they were too inebriated to consent. Story:

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@screwedluna

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@ThodeRaeTube i dunno if it's cience or nothing holding in weed smoke hits for excessive periods of time absolutely 100% prepared me for sucking cock

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

7 months

@Elamimaxima No this is his mom but it’s super funny how she’s just him +hrt and time

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

29 days

@trendy_gwendy liberals learn the 3-5 basic things you are never supposed to ask trans people challenge

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@DomainDead The accept my wife is making me lose it. Why did he throw that in there

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

7 months

@AriDrennen Kinda floored by the implication here that If your people weren’t the very first to be burned by the nazis they were basically posers and it didn’t count as being part of the genocide victims

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@screwedluna

19 days

@GrahamC47 exactly. she fronts as a too cool for school intellectual feminist hipster and by 15 eps in it’s clear nah she has a handle on 0% of her life and is mostly running on ego and (poor) instinct

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@cisgenderhaver A knife to the gut but they push into your flesh feather soft so it’s actually quite kind if you think about it

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@screwedluna

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@suchnerve i'm still not sure what it's supposed to mean if it does not mean that. lol

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@screwedluna

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@fakeapparition i would not really be able to stop freaking out about this wow

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@screwedluna

3 months

@BloodCrisisGame it's gonna be suicide squad 2016 meets madame web, i cannot wait

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@screwedluna

6 months

@ChronoKatie I love how “the memes are actually the most tragic parts” is such a throughline in modern culture, from Evangelion to Bojack Horseman all the way back to the goddamned dancing baby in ally mcbeal

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@screwedluna

8 months

@fiImgal Hard to be empathetic with ultra famous celebrities but the fact that the old guard is getting swept up in the contentification of society and clearly hates it but knows they have to go along with it is more than a little tragic

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@screwedluna

6 months

@uthersano @Elamimaxima Enjoy never thinking critically about anything for the rest of your life i guess

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@Av33ry_ Hey if this isn’t a bit you should legit run from this man

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@screwedluna

3 months

@girlcel_ Do you think anyone at USPS ever suggested doing a woman’s history month promotion called She-mail and how upset do you think they were when it was explained to them why it couldn’t happen

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

8 months

@arbyslover99 “Wow, I keep getting attracted to lesbians, confirming they are gay, and getting really upset I can never be with someone like that. I guess at least I’m not gay.” - my dumb egg ass for fifteen fucking years

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@screwedluna

20 days

@jeremysmiles @Picklemaddierix please don’t call me not-racist!!

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

20 days

that’s it i’m buying a flannel top when i get off work i need the vibe on the right so bad

THelen / COMMS CLOSED

@ArtsThelen

20 days

My girlfriend told me this one night out and it's lived in my head rent free ever since

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@screwedluna

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@affectlessjess I NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN MY FUCKING LIFE AAAA

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

2 months

@ThisStupidTwink according to a very informative tshirt worn by a straiht boyfriend at pride, the answer is "$20 is $20"

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@screwedluna

4 months

@Staroxvia No no see it’s not literally called a museum and you can’t literally buy tickets. It’s simply a room with millions of dollars in retro gaming machines on a single floor of her mansion

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@screwedluna

3 months

@TomboyTgirl Haha this sounds terrible just awful. Are they hiring

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

8 months

@dadummybunny Oh cool so we’ve graduated from 4chan slur memes to straight up newgrounds forum racism

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@screwedluna

3 months

@KindaSortaMaebe Calling someone who plays playstation online an “investor” in the brand to try to argue playstation should not feature gay people is sure an argument

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@cisgenderhaver @jackiedotnet Realtalk for just a second, I think this is what makes it such a good bit for me. every one of these turns out to be a cishet couple desperately trying to keep things “interesting” by unicorn hunting and you hardly have to do anything to reveal how shallow and misguided it is

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@screwedluna

6 months

@OnlyAWorldAway “100% pure uncut culture” -someone who is definitely not thinking about penises while talking about tits because that would be gay

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@screwedluna

4 months

@riseupcomus Is p’orc pig-style orc i am not familiar with that term

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@screwedluna

6 months

@hazelinthepot something was bugging me about it and i think you nailed it nice job 👍

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@screwedluna

6 months

@t34doll I think the worst part about your story is that no he did not “realize,” he remembered. He ordered a trans prostitute while high enough to admit that’s what he wanted and then freaked out and got violent on the comedown. They don’t. Fucking. Randomly have dicks. He knew.

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@cisgenderhaver @jackiedotnet Every single time you post follow-up messages there’s this almost threatened aura these couples have, they were truly not expecting the void to stare back into them. Ok damn you guys should probably break up and have sex with others if this is all it took to make you squirm

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

2 months

@pyrameadhead her answer to this being “in many ways, yes, BUT…” cracks me up every fuckin time

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@screwedluna

2 months

@Picklemaddierix he’s literally neurodivergent okay the spider sense is a double edged sword

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@screwedluna

2 months

@ahumblecabbage this is honestly all that keeps me from going insane from dysphoria sometimes

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@screwedluna

5 months

@JessOrWhatevs A lot of the time owners who don’t hate trans people hire them more because then they get to feel good about themselves for not immediately excluding us outright from the potential of working there. So brave.

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@screwedluna

3 months

@LeftAtLondon great example of an actor attempting to be taken seriosuly by literally acting serious all the time to the degree it becomes obvious no you actually are best at comedy

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@screwedluna

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@halomancer1 because the single issue right now is almost always palestine and in that context they are disgusted by people’s inability to look at the larger picture (excuse genocide)

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@screwedluna

7 months

@An_Aria_Blooms Hey everyone! Look how antisemitic I am! That’s cool because 4chan told me so!

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@screwedluna

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@Potatopolitics I’ll be honest even though it makes perfect sense you coined it I kinda assumed it emerged fully formed out of primordial ooze moments after the first trans cavegirl began to question their loincloth cut

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@screwedluna

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@MissAtomAge @AnodyneRhyme @ShutUpAshley02 Murder should be legal

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@screwedluna

8 months

@rosslyn_station Some people, Ugh. I had to sit down and have a direct pronoun conversation today with a coworker barely older than me who has been working around me in skirts and full makeup for months because she sirred and himmed me in front of everyone and they all looked so uncomfortable

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@hecubian_devil every single weeknight of news on american networks both local and national had some sort of “migrants out of control” story from roughly 2019 until now, and the most conservative voices were able to link immigration to every societal woe real or imagined to casual observers

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@screwedluna

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@Unplugnukes Hey that’s really cool and neat I don’t suppose if I do basic research on your organization it would turn up any benefactors in the fossil fuel industry righht

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@screwedluna

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@arbyslover99 Felt kinda weird as a chubbyish 11-12 year old at the onset of puberty. Felt ULTRA weird after growing a ton of chest hair age 13-14 and losing weight and still not fitting in and if anything feeling way worse. I still felt weird the last time i swam pre hrt 3 years ago

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@screwedluna

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@garlic_wife *Sum 41 guy voice* GUITAR TECH SAID MY RIFFS USED AMAZON DISTORTION stortion stortion stortion

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@screwedluna

6 months

@CantEverDie “B-but you will end up making a martyr—“ The word you’re thinking of is example

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@screwedluna

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@Oritart me: anyways yeah that's the trump presidency, at least the first one, he's running again victorian child: right 'ungry, i is me: oh i brought snacks :) you don't have to starve to death

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@screwedluna

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@suchnerve see i understand what you are saying but this is such an insane mentality like even when i am exhausted i havte the idea of only doing the absolute bare minimum...this is probably why i am slowly going insane in retail

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@screwedluna

8 months

@Picklemaddierix At the end he lets Rudy win so that Rudy’s Dad is proud of him (Rudy’s dad left halfway through when his date insisted they get Qdoba)

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@SwanseaWriters Would it blow your mind if i told you i consider love a complicated emotion and don’t think “people acted irrationally over it, some to the point of death” disqualifies a story from being about love

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@screwedluna

6 months

@Picklemaddierix This happens like ten times and it’s funny as fuck

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@screwedluna

6 months

@t34doll Like trans people were not stupid back then just as now they knew that you can get easily murdered if you are not up front about what you are selling. There is just no fucking way they ordered prostitutes, not even stret walkers, who just randomly had dicks without disclosing. No

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@screwedluna

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@tpwrtrmnky there’s one Honest Trailer i saw in like 2015 that pointed out that the pirates of the caribbean movies pull a find-and-replace by using the word “raid” instead of [other four letter r word pirates do] and i haven’t looked at them the same since

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@screwedluna

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@exiliaex I saw this qrt’d six times before i understood that it’s not supposed to be taken as sarcasm because of the historical context but is actually saying biden is like Hindenburg and therefore better

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@screwedluna

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@redrum_panda “if you were my neighbor when i was an adolescent, i would obsess over you to the point of frequent masturbation”

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@screwedluna

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@ThisStupidTwink Why is the pot espousing a desire for a brazillian butt lift in the final panel. You’re not too flat pot. You are beautiful the way you are do not let social media convince you you need a booty to be loved

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@screwedluna

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@ThisStupidTwink Okay it’s extra funny that it’s not the page for autism or anything else but literally just the Wikipedia page for wikipedia, that’s good shit

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@screwedluna

6 months

@cisgenderhaver @duckysgf YOU THOUGHT CORRECTLY. HAZEL. HMPH. 😤

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@cisgenderhaver @jackiedotnet And the thing is i am 100% with you, this should not have to become a bit every time, at some point you should find the couple secure enough in everything to actually go through with what is WHAT THEY WANT handed to them on a platter. But they never do, because oops, all hangups!

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@PUNKR0SEM4RY Hold your index finger straight. Pretend if another finger touches it lightly that it’s suddenly straining for more contact in a way where whether or not more contact happens it is all you can think about until that happens. You can either touch it more or suppress the thoughts

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@NightKnight65 @girldrawsghosts Have you tried assuming a big ol turd into your stomach (by eating shit)

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@screwedluna

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not only was there no textual queerness in inside out 2, we now know it was specifically changed to be devoid of queerness against the wishes of the creative team. easiest called shot of my life :)

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Disney leadership reportedly put a large part of the failure of ‘LIGHTYEAR’ down to the same-sex kiss. Continuous notes were then given to animators to make Riley come across as “less gay” in ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ (Source: )

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@Elamimaxima Feeling low enough where propaganda cartoon trannies seem like a suitable pfp for me

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@screwedluna

6 months

@OnlyAWorldAway I am hollering at this what the fuck

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@screwedluna

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@superexcitebike In retrospect i am very embrassed by my 1-plus year period of "I am nonbinary with my deadname"

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@doomkitn It reminds me a lot of racially-charged discusssions of “difficult” children at majority white schools in the 90s-00s like I’m not sure they realize how those children are treated by staff and their peers and what that does to a young learning mind after years and years

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@screwedluna

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@An_Aria_Blooms Um okay yeah I am gonna go ahead and see this one I don’t care if it’s pessimistic or whatever

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@screwedluna

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@abndesigns nah seriously if someone can give me a single tech innovation since 2020 that has a use other than scamming/fraud i would love to hear it

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@screwedluna

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@cisgenderhaver @duckysgf It is centering to know how common this stuff is it does always tend to make me existentially upset and also angry *at society* fortunately i am able to reconcile those thoughts with a little character known as “the joker.” His name is nikola jokic and his avg statline is nuts

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@screwedluna

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@mo_hugs Okay that is just straight up active aggression. They aren’t mistaking you for a man they are straight up misgendering you. That is a woman in that mirror there is NO mistaking it even if you were not picking up girljuice.

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@screwedluna

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@hausofdecline “Th-that’s not true! That’s goyimpossible!”

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@screwedluna

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@tpwrtrmnky I saw mommy kissing the forcefemmer

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@screwedluna

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@anhedoniashoujo You are a literal hero fyi you rule

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@screwedluna

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@thelastoneisnot @An_Aria_Blooms Because it’s freeing and fun and often extremely funny

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@screwedluna

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@ka_collings @_Be_not_Afraid Purity Culture but make it wokely lesbian

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@screwedluna

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@cisgenderhaver @jackiedotnet It speaks to a lifelong conflation of pleasure with dominance. Sex as a competition, or at least a zero-sum game of control. It cannot simply be expression, it has to be projection. Ugly shit.

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@screwedluna

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@Elamimaxima It had a good premise that fundamentally misunderstood what it was getting into and fumbled hardcore

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@screwedluna

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@peachmilfshake “Imagination is not for me” is legitimately one of the saddest mentalities to have before you just become a south park superfan or rick and morty memelord or whatever

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@kristeen4993402 @fujomod3r What are you getting out of this that you think belongs to you and no one else

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@screwedluna

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@girldrawsghosts “Foolish women. I get so little pussy I dream of replacing you with technology” is the exact origin of dr doom

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@machineiv liberals desperately hoping no one remembers the veto is a thing presidents can use and have to specifically choose not to do against opposition party bills. nothing to be done simply had to go with the flow :(

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

Very good thread addressing one of my lifelong pet peeves: The Western desire for an apolitical world that is actually just the neoliberal status quo and people simply wish to remain ignorant of the politics (and significant, segregated violence) required to maintain this world.

Ela Bambust, professional author

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Haha Heyyyyyyy you know how a while ago I said "everything is political" and a bunch of chuds lost their fucking MINDS because they don't like the idea that their lives are political because the idea of being apolitical is core to their identity? Here's a thread :) 🧵

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@oxalisnebula Lesbians: [expressing preference for women] Gay girl online walking into the room with a megaphone and 200k followers: I have a bi boyfriend why the FUCK are you judging me for him not being a woman, which is all you people do

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@screwedluna

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@girldrawsghosts the funniest part is they probably think of this like taking a bullet for jkr and not just immediately folding to you mocking them

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@gfaunaa I straight up did not know it was M until this post and yeah that is maddening ickkk

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@baphobold this is amazing and funny

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

8 months

@redrum_panda I’ve literally never seen such a bad queer haircut, not even in a premium call of duty multiplayer skin

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

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@Simpsons_tweets “some fins to lower wind resistance” on a power plant cooling tower is such a funny fucking concept

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

3 months

@roweourboat all seems rooted in idiot ideas about virginity

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@Elamimaxima Slang inferring semi-ironic commentary on the particular objectification and simultaneous infantilization of trans women, kind of owning it while drawing attention to its ridiculousness, not unlike leaning into “redneck”

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

7 months

@tpwrtrmnky …are you fucking serious Completely unserious country

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

5 months

@cisgenderhaver Before reading the image i actually thought “i wonder if it’s even better than zippertits”

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

6 months

@AdequateEmily Okay “I don’t speculate who the eggs are, I am too busy smashing them open” is such rizz👌

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🌙Luna🏳️‍⚧️

@screwedluna

1 month

@sylvie_txt this rules you rule

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