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@fakeapparition
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4 months
what the hell they took my balls
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
going to the vet
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
my experience is that when you are a trans woman you can't yell about anything. if you do, the people closest to you will make sure you know that you reminded them of the frightening and abusive men from their lives, and that they are now afraid of you
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@fakeapparition
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4 years
@jacobed25 @CinnamonGhoul @nickusen It might surprise you but dinosaurs did not write the movie
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
@memesiwish kittens used to be called catlings
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
it was my birthday the other week but we didn't get to do a cake then so we did one tonight
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
been informed this pic is sooooo cute, please advise
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
doesn't matter how fair is it that you're upset about something, how wronged you were. you still have to apologise for being scary. and they will remind you often how scary you are
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@fakeapparition
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17 days
would you give her an IT job?
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
good morning :)
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
@marysuewriter 25 and haven't worn a meat dress. wasting my life
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
do you look your age? I'm 36
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shiv flowers 🌹🥀
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Do you look your age? I’m 33 yikes
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@fakeapparition
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1 year
if people don't know these computer courses teach you how to click a mouse and to "*build confidence*!", and the specific one they tried to force me into was for 15 year old high school drop outs. I have a degree in aerospace engineering
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1 year
Just spoke to a 55 year old woman, who's homeless, living in a van, forced to do mutual obligations to keep her JobSeeker Payment. She says her provider wants to put her into a mandatory computer course to "help her situation". She says she just needs a house
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@fakeapparition
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4 years
@GoodGodHesNaked @Shamu_blackfish @jacobed25 @CinnamonGhoul @nickusen There should be a law preventing you from watching movies.
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@fakeapparition
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3 months
we had a picnic and listened to a double feature of the latest Black Bear album and the new Adrianne Lenker :)
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@fakeapparition
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13 days
am I cute enough to be your girl wife?
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@fakeapparition
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1 year
something ill never understand is how shit upon anti-circumcision groups are. like why. they are advocating for a very good thing. sorry you think it's cringe to care about but it's an extremely fucked up thing people do to literal infants
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
congrats, you now have 10 days to recover from bottom surgery
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@fakeapparition
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4 years
@GoodGodHesNaked @Shamu_blackfish @jacobed25 @CinnamonGhoul @nickusen Just looked it up and Jurassic World is a real place and definitely not a movie, sorry for the confusion.
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@fakeapparition
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18 days
newest edition to the pack 🥰 everyone say hi to Mutton :)
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
@AdequateEmily the only time i thought hank wasn't entirely awful was when he became obsessed with rocks
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
gonna post a selfie everytime I have a new beer with some kind of art on it
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4 months
going to the vet
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
@PinkRangerLB I'm Paige and my victory is that I recently got another beautiful partner and also i got some cute pjs
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@fakeapparition
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3 months
I look like this today btw. just in case anyone wanted to fall in love with me
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@fakeapparition
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15 days
celebrating
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
just been cast in the newest tarantino movie so i'm doing some research
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@fakeapparition
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3 years
when i sleep with a cis girl
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@fakeapparition
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3 years
@biggestjoel this video was very cathartic for me to watch after having lived with a guy that wouldn't stop telling me how good it was and that i should watch it
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@fakeapparition
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3 years
@algi80 were you hoping trump would make more decisions?
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@fakeapparition
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26 days
where did I grow up? Babesville.
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@fakeapparition
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26 days
verdict: bloody marys are kinda gross
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
yes trans girl that was staring at me at work, I am the hot bitch you follow on twitter
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@fakeapparition
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14 days
silly skull beer 👍
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@fakeapparition
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15 days
GOT THE JOB
@fakeapparition
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17 days
did well at my interview today folks :)
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
my gf has advised me to build my brand around "knotting". over the next week I will tweet "knotting" related tweets and analyse the resulting data
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@fakeapparition
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3 months
i have a woman's hips and a woman's penis
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@fakeapparition
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1 year
back to crocheting pokeballs now that I finished that soccer ball
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
back in this bathroom for a sec
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@fakeapparition
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11 months
@sharknibbles you wouldn't bark with me cause I was too good
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
good morning
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
@KatyMontgomerie they did this with jeopardy recently and i've also seen it with chess
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@fakeapparition
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11 months
I just look like this now. how cool is that
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@fakeapparition
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1 year
blaming trans women for the way bigots act towards us and other trans people, wonder if there is a term for this
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Mommy Marshal Heidi 🏳️‍🌈
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This is why a bunch of y'all trans women need to knock it the fuck off with the "testosterone is poison" bullshit. A dildo with a crowd of 552k followers is parroting it. Support our masc siblings ffs.
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@fakeapparition
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3 months
yumny 👍
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@fakeapparition
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8 months
for the record any girls that want to hang out in our undies together and wrap our legs around each other let me know
@fakeapparition
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8 months
hanging out in your undies hits so different when you're a girl
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@fakeapparition
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5 months
i am far more attractive as a fruity f*gg*t than as a woman
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
do you like my dog? her name is beef
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
can it be less muggy please
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
all women wish to look like teenage boy Campion from sci-fi series raised by wolves
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
everyone loves that I'm 37
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@fakeapparition
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19 days
good morning 🌞
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@fakeapparition
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5 months
do you like my dog? her name is Veal
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
do you like my dog? his name is pork chop
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
insane that you can get your balls cut off and it's just 12:22 in the afternoon
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
someone should pay me for being a 36 year old trans woman
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
good morning my lovely followers
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@fakeapparition
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2 months
egg
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
six puppies just hanging out
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@fakeapparition
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5 years
hmmm disappointing i appear to have woken up as myself again
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
did everyone stop liking that tweet yet? can I get back to posting selfies and making stupid jokes
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@fakeapparition
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9 months
finally got to swim again 😭
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@fakeapparition
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8 months
new bonds undies came in
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
look out! she's got a shark!!!
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
know i said i wasn't gonna use twitter much but look at this woman
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
sour 👍👍👍 ipa 👍
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@fakeapparition
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8 months
did I post this already
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
did you buy merch tonight?
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@fakeapparition
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2 years
trans girl australian christmas moment
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
haven't shaved in two weeks
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@fakeapparition
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10 months
made this yesterday while home sick
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@fakeapparition
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3 months
beeer
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
been failing to write a song all day so have this instead
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
bath
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@fakeapparition
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20 days
everyone meet Madam Porterhouse thank you my darling girlfriend for this wonderful puppy 🥰🥰🥰
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@fakeapparition
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11 months
good morning (this pic is from yesterday)
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
this one is pretty good 👍
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@fakeapparition
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10 months
it's my 3rd anniversary on HRT. today I went to the pool by my house to celebrate and just lay in the water and I felt so right in my body that it's hard to remember anything else
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@fakeapparition
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4 months
if you want your follower count to increase you should post about getting neutered
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@fakeapparition
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2 months
why do all the guys offering to be my sugar daddy have to live in the US
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@fakeapparition
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2 months
puppy is so tired
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@fakeapparition
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1 month
how do we feel about the monkey puppy?
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@fakeapparition
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6 months
swam today but forgot to take a pic, so you'll get a bit of a surprise next time!!! I had a bit of company today so didn't focus on anything other than hanging out and paddling around :) have this pic of me chilling rn and don't fret, you'll be hearing from me all wet next week
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@fakeapparition
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7 months
late week swim was pretty distracted today so didn't put that much effort in but it was good to get in the water
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@fakeapparition
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9 months
pov your long term girlfriend wants to lay in bed and watch tiktoks but you want to fuck her brains out
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