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@ahumblecabbage

3 years

adhd representation is so important

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@ahumblecabbage

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when i say “paws at you” i mean like this

まさおっさん

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my keys yearn for it’s touch ohhhhh my god i wanna key it so bad

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3 months

Somebody wrapped their Cybertruck in Mirror Rose Gold and put matching 30 inch dual tone wheels on it. Thoughts?

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pretty much what i’ve learned is that if there’s anything about my body that disgusts me, there is a lesbian somewhere in the world who is actively drooling about it

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

i haven’t played baldurs gate 3 but as far as i can tell it’s a game about killing enough goblins to make an emo girl peg you

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@ahumblecabbage

1 year

big things are happening on conspiracy twitter

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

can y’all stop saying “guys will see shit like this and be like hell yeah” about shit that makes me be like hell yeah. it’s making me dysphoric

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3 months

guys will see shit like this and be like hell yeah

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@ahumblecabbage

5 months

i don’t know how to talk to boys :(

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

just hit 4 years on estrogen 💕💕💕 this has been such an amazing journey and i’m so proud of the woman i’m becoming. 💕💕💕

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What if they hooked up

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

i think some of yall should try having sex with people that you like

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3 months

RIP circles

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@ahumblecabbage

1 month

do any of yall have any tips for breast growth? i’ve been on hrt for years and ive still only got the two of them

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@ahumblecabbage

8 days

so, i just got misgendered,

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@ahumblecabbage

7 months

me to the king of spain when my expedition to the orient was unsuccessful

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7 months

spices just ruins food and u can't even taste the food anymore salt by itself is more than enough there is no need for red, black pepper, and idk what

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

i’m going to come over and i’m going to take off all my clothes and i’m going g to smoke your weed and im going to cry on you

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@ahumblecabbage

1 year

hey can y’all maybe stop quote tweeting this person with pictures of you as a teenager. i don’t need to tell you why that’s a bad idea right

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

trans women aren’t raised on basic fashion fundamentals like cis women are so every trans woman’s aesthetic is either iconic or deeply questionable

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@ahumblecabbage

5 months

sometimes transgender rizz is just having a realistic enough meow

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@ahumblecabbage

6 months

not to fetishize women for their weight but have you literally ever seen a chubby trans girl

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@ahumblecabbage

8 days

me: i have a weak pelvic floor and too much body hair a daughter of the lord: say that again but slower

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@ahumblecabbage

8 months

“why would you post a thirst trap if you don’t want people to threaten you with sexual assault”

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

“for trans day of visibility you should give trans women all your money,” a financially struggling trans woman said to her following of financially struggling trans women

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@ahumblecabbage

2 years

@EpicMasterChief @punished_cait we’re dumping some extremely specific trauma here

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

communication in polyamorous relationships is SO important

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@ahumblecabbage

1 year

i feel like there’s an interesting correlation between how silly something is and how willing i am to hear it out. some things i will not listen to because they are too silly, but this is so silly that suddenly i’m in

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

mom can you come pick me up. people are realizing they’re trans in my mentions

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

trans women are so fucking weird dude i wanna make out with like a million of them

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

being a catgirl is out of fashion and cringe but that’s okay because if you’re a catgirl now you’re in it for the love of the game

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@ahumblecabbage

8 days

if you’re wondering if you should go on hrt just fuckign do it dude who fucking cares just

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@ahumblecabbage

7 months

hrt is life saving medicine but it’s also fun as fuck? every time i get to inject myself with exogenous sex hormones i say yippee and i become more beautiful

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

i see people who have played the game have found this tweet. the fuck kinda name is “shadowheart” i’ll fucking k*ll y*u

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@ahumblecabbage

2 months

sometimes i’ll see someone complain that “it/its pronouns are dehumanizing” as if that isn’t very explicitly the point

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@ahumblecabbage

2 months

the concept of trans women with facial hair really fucks with some of yalls heads huh. you love gender nonconforming women right up until the point they start nonconforming in a way cïs women don’t

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

(wokely) if women won’t have sex with me i’m gonna kill myself

homosexual beastmode

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3 months

found on instagram reels

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@ahumblecabbage

1 month

trans women LOVE to really need a haircut right now

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@ahumblecabbage

8 months

@thatfrood tbh why dont you

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@ahumblecabbage

1 year

like if y’all just wanna have your lil glow up/transition timeline posts you can just do that whenever

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@ahumblecabbage

8 months

no disrespect to girlstink enjoyers but i actually think women should shower

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

@jessicobra men think that attractiveness is when you have a strong jawline and the stronger your jawline is the more attractive you are

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@ahumblecabbage

3 years

@bigfatmoosepssy @femmegarbage fun fact, the vast majority ginger cats are male, so my little lady Marmalade here is a very special girl

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

the comments telling me to lighten up like bro this tweet was literally a joke. the humorlessness was coming from inside the house

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3 months

@Ezbior wherever the grungier is now i hope she’s doing well

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@ahumblecabbage

2 years

i really respect the pokémon games’ idea of fishing where you catch a fish then immediately fight it

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@ahumblecabbage

6 months

it’s really cool to live in a country where when something bad happens you gotta wait for it to affect a rich person before anyone can do anything about it

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6 months

Lawmakers have proposed an anti-nonconsensual AI porn bill after the Taylor Swift controversy It would let people sue anyone who created or intended to spread the digitally faked sexual images

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

sure transmisogyny is pretty bad but if you’re really pretty and play your cards right sometimes you can get regular misogyny

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@ahumblecabbage

8 months

@DustySpunion "hey does anyone wanna have a really weird kiss then cough together a lot"

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

hey this sucks

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

why is my girlfriend so beautiful when she sleeps. babe you are literally just sleeping. you do not need to be doing all that

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@ahumblecabbage

3 months

well fuck i guess i gotta play it now

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3 months

to the people getting mad at me, i don’t know how to tell you this, but the truck is not going to have sex with you

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@ahumblecabbage

5 months

it’s weird hearing trans people talk about how transitioning solved like all their mental health issues simultaneously. i mean i can handle mirrors a lot better than i used to but yall i still got depression

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@ahumblecabbage

2 months

pov you are a beautiful woman

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@JamesLucasIT

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14. View from the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy. The tower began leaning during 12th-century construction due to soft ground. By 1990, the tilt was 5.5 degrees. Stabilization from 1993 to 2001 reduced it to 3.97 degrees.

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2 months

i just like trans women a lot. it’s really cool that they’re like that

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8 months

over the past 24 hours i posted a picture with my bulge out and my follower count doubled then i remembered what men on the internet are like and deleted the picture

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

yall this post was not meant to trick you. this is literally a qt of a post acknowledging them as two separate people, neither of whom are the person all over my profile. it was fun seeing chasers and transphobes fall for it but seeing trans people believe it makes me sad

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@rosslyn_station with all due respect, who the fuck names a dog guinevere

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4 months

“what if i go on hrt and im not pretty enough” idk dude you’ll be a lot prettier than if you don’t

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@lizzabees how many can i get that way

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3 months

i’ve been on hrt for like four years now and yall, an orchi would be overkill at this point. the girls are fighting for their lives down there

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@ahumblecabbage

4 months

are yall not kissing your friends? are you not grabbing them around their little waists and breathing on their necks? are you good?

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@ahumblecabbage

5 years

@spiderverses @maximinog209 @YUNGBABYCASE if there were consequences for rich people associating with pedophiles then we would live in a very different world

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“i’m both” buddy we’re all both 😔

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@transmidwestern you can do better than that babe

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8 months

lmao

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8 months

they said it couldn’t be done

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@ahumblecabbage

9 months

they’re about to let this thing be a bridesmaid

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@ahumblecabbage

2 years

@Icannotdothis8 @autogynefiles genuinely wondering why you tweeted this

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@ahumblecabbage

11 months

it is so extremely frustrating having no money. people will say entirely normal things like “hey do you wanna go thrifting” cause that’s like a 15 dollar outing and i just can’t

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maybe we’ve had enough girltwinks. maybe the world is ready for girlbears and girlotters

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@ahumblecabbage

7 years

when i was a kid my dad said that arby’s stood for “Arby’s Roast Beef Yes Sir” and that is still the most fucked up thing i have ever heard

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they/them vs it/its is gonna be the new steven universe vs ketamine

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@ahumblecabbage

1 year

@smokeismedicine cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

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@ahumblecabbage

4 years

@himitsu54 @NoWordCount @getFANDOM @YahooEnt @LenaWaithe @Pixar @pixaronward you know there have been straight people in disney movies right. like. kissing their straight girlfriends and boyfriends and holding hands and shit

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if you’re a trans person and you’re cool you should move to dc. if you’re a trans person and you’re not cool, you should move to dc to get cooler. if you’re not a trans person and you’re not cool, you should move out of dc

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@ahumblecabbage

2 years

@janusrose objectively the funniest response they could’ve had tho

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last night i looked like this and performed acts of homosexuality

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5 months

@slphrrr mans admitting his shows are dead

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7 months

woman successfully gets out of bed

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1 month

the other day my gf referred to skinny women as “temporarily embarrassed bbw’s” and that has not yet left my head

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5 months

the community has reached a point where we can all agree we want a chubby trans woman but none of us are ready to take the plunge and become the chubby trans woman

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@ahumblecabbage

5 years

@trgrrl Ellen, who reminded us of our oppressors class solidarity, found a new way to remind us of our oppressors class solidarity

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7 months

extremely funny that we’re discussing the political implications of something that happened on Ryan Seacrest’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve

CONSEQUENCE

@consequence

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Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong altered the lyrics in “American Idiot” to sing, “I’m not a part of the MAGA agenda,” during the band’s performance on Ryan Seacrest’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve.

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does anyone else feel like one on one interactions are kinda brutal. like i’m chillin in any group of 3+ but if it’s just the two of us i gotta whip out all my autism conditioning

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@ahumblecabbage

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when my gf is flustered sometimes she’ll say “i did everything right and they indicted me” and i think that’s beautiful

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@ahumblecabbage

5 months

some of you bitches would literally fall for a simple trap concept

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Simple trap concept

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@taylormeanswell erie (funny name) and yes i love how stupid they look when they walk like lmao dude that’s our thing go get back in the sky

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i followed him for the mail bombs. had no idea he was a mathematician. unfollowing him immediately

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3 months

this is what i think people mean when they talk about gooning

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@LanternJS

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found a guy

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@lavenderblunt what tumblr calls "emotional labor" is often referred to colloquially as "friendship"

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@DayoftheAngel 😞

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4 months

women love to say that they’re “boymoding” then post a picture of what is clearly just a beautiful woman in a shirt that’s too big

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8 months

they wanted to make a documentary about a problem but they realized the problem was fictional so they instead wrote a piece of fiction about how it’s real

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@RoseOLRY you become the therapist

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3 months

free the nipple wasn’t strong enough. free everything. fuck you

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5 months

my lyft driver just said “for evelyn?” and i said “yup that’s me” then she looked at me again and said “really?”

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