Timothy Schwarzauer @schwatd2 Twitter profile

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@HeatherCherone @FOP7Chicago @jonathanweisman @nytimes @Brandon4Chicago Don't threaten me with a good time.

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@lawrence_farms @Adam__Clinch And yet you seem confused by the associative property

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@Georgia_AG Your hatred of the US Constitution and freedom of speech is duly noted. You don't deserve any peace.

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@OldRowSwig It's amazing watching white conservatives suddenly realize how bad prison is.

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@realchrisrufo Which cities were "burned down" because I'm betting they are still there.

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@radleybalko Uh. Wut. How can someone be charged for a crime they both already served and which was overturned after the fact

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@Tim_Tweeted Time to publish their identities

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@conservfam7 @RyanWaltersSupt @libsoftiktok Your hatred of the US Constitution is duly noted

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@JurisDudence Losers dedicating their life to celebrating other losers.

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This is what Republicans do. They intentionally sabotage and destroy public utility so they can "prove" it doesn't work and then shuffle it off to a for-profit entity that lines their pockets.

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Gov. Tate Reeves (R-MS) says "privatization is on the table" for Jackson's water system following its post-flooding collapse.

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@bangordailynews This you?

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@endomorphosis @Lormif1 @Katerationopia @KathrynTewson @Eodyne1 @chadcmulligan @riScorpian @col_bosch @JosephPoulin175 @NoLongerBennett When was the US Constitution ratified, sweetie?

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@questauthority Do I have standing to sue because Judge Ho's face causes me an aesthetic injury?

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@jeremycarl4 @njhochman So you promoted him not based on his legal skills but because of his politics. Got it.

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@OrrellAEI @mikepolkjr @JonahDispatch What have you done to study the coins? Have you taken scrapings and analyzed them chemically via amss spec? What did it tell you anthropologically? Or do you mean you just hung them on the wall to admire?

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@endomorphosis @KathrynTewson @JosephPoulin175 Ah. So your world.view is predicated solely on your own prejudices and bigotries formed out of your ignorance of the topic at hand?

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@soulassassin870 @davidrvetter @EndWokeness More people spread out means more single rider vehicles traveling longer distances.

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@AKBrews Can confirm goats are basically big dogs.

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@Katerationopia @endomorphosis @KathrynTewson @Eodyne1 @chadcmulligan @riScorpian @Lormif1 @col_bosch @JosephPoulin175 @NoLongerBennett You say that, but...

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@schwatd2 @Lormif1 @riScorpian @chadcmulligan @KathrynTewson @col_bosch @JosephPoulin175 I'm pretty sure the amendments were passed as part of the constitution... at the founding... are you being retarded again?

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@baseballcrank You don't even need Times v Sullivan as opinions are protected speech no matter what. Your hatred of the US Constitution is duly noted though.

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@stupidsillysexy @FaeJohnstone You blame rape victims for being raped, don't you?

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@TractorLaw You consented to the agreement by reading it. QED.

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@Rager @realchrisrufo Lol. So you never actually understood any of the comics or Star Wars?

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@warrior_ocean @yashar Mate, young people and athletes were dying young before the vaccine too.

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@Cryptokast @KathrynTewson @shipwreckedcrew Ah. You cower online behind a pseudonym because you are impotent and terrified of a woman knowing more about the topic than you? Okay. Looking good, Kathryn.

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@MaxKennerly "What's next, a black Count of Monte Cristo?" They shriek without any sense of awareness that the book was written by a black man and inspired by another black man but has never been portrayed as such in media.

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@TheFIREorg @GeorgeMasonU Am I being censored if I am not invited to speak or is an invitation by its definition a privilege rather than a right?

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@ZaidJilani "young adult immigrant" funded by an apartheid era gem mine fortune

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@DavidGiglioCA @nypost @TishJames "Selective prosecution" isn't grounds for appeal. Also, John Stewart isn't accused of fraudulently falsifying loan documents.

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@R0b0tSp1der @your_juannonly @RyanMarino Sure thing, person cowering online behind a pseudonym

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2 years

@mualphaxi Simp harder fascist.

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The racists are very confused by stepping because they've never met a Black person before.

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Protesting students perform some weird performance art dance at Columbia.

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@Katerationopia @endomorphosis @Lormif1 @KathrynTewson @Eodyne1 @chadcmulligan @riScorpian @col_bosch @JosephPoulin175 @NoLongerBennett He also claims that exceptions to the First Amendment existed prior to the case law outlining those exceptions which ... Is something

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@Katerationopia @endomorphosis @Lormif1 @KathrynTewson @Eodyne1 @chadcmulligan @riScorpian @col_bosch @JosephPoulin175 @NoLongerBennett So cit nonsense along the lines of claiming the US was replaced by a corporation

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@flintcraw @EsotericCD No. He isn't. I suspect most people would read that original tweet to be about the Russian military.

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@kitkatpunkette @kayleermanning He was never tried of a crime so he was never found innocent. Some of y'all really embarrassing yourselves out here by not understanding basic concepts

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@shipwreckedcrew You haven't practiced law in 30 years, have you? This isn't how big data processing works.

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@MsBlaireWhite How do you prove the allegation was false beyond a reasonable doubt?

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@fireduptxlawyer This aged well.

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@TheColdWarKid_ @UICProfWatch @MiddleEastEye @EmoryUniversity Which specific employees of the US Capitol were arrested for trespassing at their place of employment?

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@jaypennview Your hatred for the US Constitution is duly noted

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@GaryCallahan76 @TheMadG02461987 @marcimoments @lpwnedU123 @Farlayy_ I am afraid to ask what it is you think a hysterectomy is.

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@realchrisrufo No where does he say that nor is there any indication that he would possess such knowledge. You remain a compulsive liar

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@Eodyne1 Can a state decide who is granted US citizenship? Asking for the US Constitution

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@Mikelacy45 @ASFleischman @ArmisDei @KathrynTewson @JulieMFaenza @annateresa79 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JurisDudence @estockbridge What do you think this has to do with the topic, sweetie?

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@KathrynTewson @chadcmulligan @endomorphosis @JosephPoulin175 I saw that on the docket you posted and I...have questions.

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@CptAllenHistory @AnisTabet23 You cower impotently online behind a pseudonym because you're terrified of personal responsibility for your actions.

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@OleGelo5 @TmthyPatrick @AspiringPatriot @marci_me_g @BlackKnight10k Oh. Oh honey, no. The case from which the saying about fire in a crowded theater was about passing out anti war pamphlets.

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@RMFifthCircuit "Show cause for why I shouldn't jail you for exposing improper ex parte" is a hell of a thing to put in writing.

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@Janey3477 @KatyMontgomerie

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@againstgrmrs Your hatred of the US Constitution is duly noted, but that isn't defamation. It is protected speech.

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@CantSilenceBus @Kinger_DC Can you cite the law that says possession of legal tender beyond a certain dollar threshold is illegal?

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@estockbridge Why are these dudes so fucking weird?

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@Jacobionite He is correct. It doesn't meet the elements necessary for libel. Do you know what those elements are?

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@14froger14 @Eli_B_Again @HarmlessYardDog The data doesn't even exist. They just made it up for over 100 countries. In other cases, they tested children in a language other than their native one. Yeah. It is flawed. There is a reason why people like you cower impotently online behind a pseudonym

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@mtracey Workers rights are still workers rights.

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@emaeriaeem @BadEmpanada @YaarDabestaani And you think the government of the seven kingdoms was good prior to the fall of the wall?

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@MicahNieman @BadLegalTakes Oh. Oh honey, no. Anti slavery did not want to count slave populations because slaves were not able to vote and counting them gave slave owners an inflated political power for the purpose of the EC and House of Representatives.

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@phil_lyman What kind of white supremacist nonsense is this?

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@short_straw Oh, honey. Bless your heart. I don't doubt you got done dirty by the corporation, but if that's the case you really should have sought the help of a licensed attorney qualified in this field for your lawsuit; especially if your level of literacy led you to this conclusion here.

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@SeanEnjoyer @RightWingCope The jury disagrees and that is all that matters.

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@Trey_Explainer Anybody want to tell him how courts work? If evolution is on trial and the case is dismissed then that would be good for evolution.

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@azxracer @pmml17_v1224 @cathyrusson Not a thing that ever happened

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@Peoples_Pundit This is literally what a jury of your peers means. It does not mean "that jurisdiction can't charge me with a crime committed in said jurisdiction because of my political beliefs."

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@CharlesFLehman Your hatred of the US Constitution and our entire justice system is duly noted.

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You know what courts love? Pro SE litigants becoming emotionally disregulated on the docket.

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@USConst_Amend_I Lol. Does...does he actually think you're the government?

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@RezaC1 Oh. You mean the State's case was really weak and they knew it and therefore dismissed it rather than wasting time and resources? Sounds great.

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@politicalmath Tell me you don't know anything about the history of the polio vaccine without telling me you don't know anything about the history of the polio vaccine.

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@BlacktrickEwing I don't understand this fascination of trying to downplay one horrific event for the sake of another. It isn't a zero sum game. What Vick did was terrible and he deserved more prison time. What Favre did is also terrible and also deserves a lot of prison time.

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@EJM1774 @estockbridge @laguyinhou @ModernCSA @BobbyLee1861 @sergeantbbattle @LIsaJan91132001 @GeneralCovid @pptsapper Major beta energy

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@Eodyne1 @KathrynTewson Is it generally a good idea to admit in writing that your legal services AI can't handle complex legal questions? Asking for @donotpay

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@XisaWokeLie @ASFleischman @jlawheartselon @Eodyne1 @Casados3Pablo No. That's not how precedent works. Precedent is not set by trial courts.

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@WMurphyLaw Every case you were involved in where a conviction was secured needs to be set for retrial after you acknowledge willfully and intentionally violating their Brady rights.

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@legalminimum @Katerationopia @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge @KathrynTewson Why would you poke the Birb like this

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@Golfnerd1979 @hutchinson When did he ever claim combat vet status? Be specific in your quotation.

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@BadLegalTakes Watts the big deal?

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@HVNYrefugee "pop music is popular" screeches very proud carpetbagger as if he discovered something deep and insightful.

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@OleGelo5 @TmthyPatrick @AspiringPatriot @marci_me_g @BlackKnight10k It was also overturned by Brandenburg.

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@bhobbs90 @realchrisrufo So not whole cities? And how many of the fires were set by people like this?

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@bumpdaddy001 @SarahisCensored Child abusers?

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@CampbellJAustin @ArmandDoma Oh. So first it was "they should escape" and now it is "well, maybe they have a good reason for war crimes"

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@BadLegalTakes Congratulations @RandyTreibel

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@jamesarnett @JosephPoulin175 @KathrynTewson @vhm9ks @TristanSnell You do understand this is a civil trial, yes?

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@The_Mr_Jameson @USConst_Amend_I Narrator: it is actually very easy

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@AriCohn @jk_rowling Awful lot of fascists on this thread that want their authoritarian government to silence speech and opinions they don't like.

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@KathrynTewson How does that tweet equate to being a fan girl?

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@KathrynTewson (don't stop)

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@shipwreckedcrew Try reading his post more slowly. Sound out the big words if you must.

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@randolphkwatson @Chazman1189 @KathrynTewson @Amyrhymeswith @Wolfof53rdSt @notSFMuni @LuisRoman26 @s_carchidi @PromoteJunkie There is nothing particularly dangerous about fraud? And in particular committing fraud while practicing law?

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@lisabetsey @IwriteOK

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@TexasRose1836 @PhilWMagness @MontanaDOOF He was the assistant manager. He sold propane and propane accessories.

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Has anyone on #lawtwitter tried this one weird trick of filing in any state's court or Federal district, regardless of the location of the parties? Seems like a game changer.

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@1AMorey @StanfordLaw So punishing students for engaging in their otherwise protected speech

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@legalminimum @Katerationopia @JulieMFaenza @JurisDudence @estockbridge @KathrynTewson She has done nothing to deserve having these incels foisted upon her mentions.

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@Capitalist_Mike @KathrynTewson @ElectionWiz @DNC I mean, that's what is going to happen. No matter how much you hate the US Constitution, the comments are protected speech and an anti-SLAPP motion will result in Trump owing ABC.

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@14froger14 @Eli_B_Again @HarmlessYardDog Like I said, it is no surprise that you're an impotent coward.

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@ASFleischman @Mikelacy45 @ArmisDei @KathrynTewson @JulieMFaenza @annateresa79 @Katerationopia @legalminimum @JurisDudence @estockbridge Want to set an over/under on the number of protective orders sought against him?

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@Jacobionite @theothermoore @USConst_Amend_I It isn't "summary judgement to dismiss," it is called a motion to dismiss. An MTD and a SJ are two separate things. They can't survive an MTD for failure to state a claim. You are ignorant of both CivPro and constitutional law.

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@AndyGrewal "The government should deny you a law license because I don't like your speech" is a hell of a take.

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