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The 1/4 Lebanese Socrates of the Bitterroot Valley.

Missoula, Montana
Joined August 2021
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@MontanaDOOF
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As a fellow member of the Twitter Is A Dating Site Club, please help Pedro and Poptart if you can. ❤️
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Yes. You can absolutely buy a non-California compliant AR-15 from Walmart in Los Angeles in 15 minutes and open carry it out of the store. That’s perfectly legal.
@eric_ital
Eric Italiano
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Bill Hader perfectly illustrated America's diseased gun culture with a single, utterly terrifying 30-second-long scene in Barry
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@redacted_LC @citizenhush “America is so racist. It enslaved millions and murdered millions of natives. Europe is nothing like that!” The Spanish:
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@neontaster
Noam Blum
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Remember when the biggest complaint about the young generation was that they liked avocado toast? Good times.
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@RVAwonk
Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D
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I feel like calling Gamergate “Gamergate” relegates it to the domain of gaming, when really it was the kickoff of basically all the awful things in media, social media, culture, tech, and business that are still going on today.
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Lincoln jailed an entire state legislature. Wilson rounded up people for protesting a war including a presidential candidate. FDR put American citizens into concentration camps. Obama assassinated 3 American citizens. None were prosecuted. Somehow, we still can vote.
@InsideWithPsaki
Inside with Jen Psaki
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“We are essentially one vote away from the end of democracy as we know it.” @AWeissmann_ on the stakes in SCOTUS presidential immunity case.
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@TheSocrateej Two years later
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Cenk got murdered by Douglas so brutally the Turkish government is denying it ever happened.
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Cenk Uygur
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Every genocide supporter is outing themselves right now as they look at Douglas Murray's insipid, fact-free, non-sensical defense of mass slaughter in Gaza and obvious disdain and hatred of Palestinians - and think he did a good job. Wow. That's telling on yourself.
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@mrctrax @SocialNomadRach “Men are lazy pigs except my husband because I’m so awesome I found the only good guy in the entire planet which is why I decided to base my entire business around mocking a caricature of him and complaining he’s a lazy pig so don’t get the wrong idea about my husband, please.”
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People who weren’t invited onto @GMA :
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@VoteGloriaJ
Rep. Gloria Johnson
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So this is a thing. I’m so happy we had the opportunity to talk about the gun violence problem on a national stage. We must act now. These young people (and their parents) want us to act now to save lives!
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@SoloDino612 Gang shootings are worse, actually.
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@hoesvsmad @TheSocrateej The man could verbally backhand you in such a way and you’d spent the next year wondering if he was serious or not.
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The reason Baker was fired is literally in Matt’s thread, Ben.
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@oneunderscore__
Tim Onion
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Elon's team is just creating new Main Characters for Fox News to accuse of treason by implying they did some sort of high crime but never actually saying what the crime is. This is about creating pariahs to launch a mob against in order to, ironically, suppress their speech.
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Huh
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@whstancil
Will Stancil
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Well it's out there now! Yep, I'm running for Minnesota House District 61A. More info very soon. This campaign won't be conducted on Twitter, but if you like what I'm generally about, or like metro planning and dislike far-right extremism, here you go:
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@tomaskenn Why do you want to suppress the voice of a black American?
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@AltHistCody Every flag in the finals sucked. It’s like they outsourced it to a graphics design course in a correctional facility
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@Goodtweet_man They’re fighting over a pinecone? Bruh, just go to the park.
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@TaylorLorenz Open a window.
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@inkpenavenger @JadeAtrophis MBIC, I’ve been called a Nazi for being against government involvement in student loans. My GF has been called a Nazi for explaining how the Dobbs decision worked.
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@jemelehill Is that why you took on a high paying job as ESPN? Because you were oppressed?
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Third biggest.
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@forktown385 @Wizardking42 @Halalcoholism 11 Nazis were sentenced to be executed at Nuremberg for war crimes. 10 were executed and 1 committed suicide. 920 Japanese were executed for war crimes. Says a lot.
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@JeromeAdamsMD @ryanciminski Big difference between smuggling weed into Russia and being jailed and having 2 years of your life erased at gunpoint for an aggressive cold.
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@bjornhellwalker “Excuse me, Miss. I can see your whole pussy through them pants.” *tips hat*
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@FearTheFloof “It wasn’t so bad. The worst incident was when armed insurgents took over part of a major city for weeks and ran their own violent micro-state.”
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@imjdsharp @JeremyDBoreing @chiproytx And directly hit an underground Hamas command center that collapsed and set off secondary explosions which killed one of the commanders of the Oct 7 massacre.
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Professor at CSU. If you were wondering why scores of zoomers who’ve endured one of the most information accessible ages in human history are giant fucking retards.
@asadabukhalil
asad abukhalil أسعد أبو خليل
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Now revelations of torture by Hamas. She had to wash dishes. That is torture, if you ask me.
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@MarinaMedvin Feel free to use
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@TheAmishDude @AriDrennen How dare she post their own advertisements! That’s illegal!
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@Solja42 @brad_polumbo @ninaturner If you arm yourself, you have your rights and your safety in one neat package.
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@Inkling61 @ShannonRSingh How is that the job of a company that is literally just a digital public square?
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@johnrockshomes @realchrisrufo That’s because it is.
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@RepDylan Guess where he got the idea from.
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Democrats sent you to a concentration camp. Republicans sent illegals to the vacation homes of billionaires.
@GeorgeTakei
George Takei
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As a child, I was put on a train and sent off by the government to a faraway place we’d never heard of. As a survivor of that policy, I am appalled by what governors in TX and FL are doing now. Politicians back then treated us as political scapegoats, less than human. #NeverAgain
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@CityBureaucrat @BeastOfWood That’s a “my body count is bigger than your wife’s” grin.
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@libsoftiktok Before After
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@TerribleFinance “How much was overhead?” “$259 million. Here’s your pink slip.” *sad cupcake eating noises*
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@LifbladeR @Legendary_RW You don’t have to.
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@DeAngelisCorey @rosemarierung I thought paying taxes was patriotic people like Rose. Why is Rose being so unpatriotic?! DO YOU HATE DEMOCRACY, ROSE?!
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My one serious Starship Troopers take. The reason the left hates the movie so much and tries to convince everyone it’s bad or that it’s satire we don’t understand comes down to one thing: Meritocracy. A meritocratic society scares the shit out of them.
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2000: SCOTUS stole the election 2004: Diebold machines were rigged 2016: Russia helped Trump steal the election 2018: Kemp stole the election 2022:
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@GeraldoRivera
Geraldo Rivera
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Election Deniers depress me. I blame President Trump for his shameful campaign to slander and undermine American faith in our elections. For all his positive accomplishments, and there are many, I could never support him again. Without fealty to the Constitution, we’re 2d rate.
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@kylenabecker @JDCocchiarella Using a phone made by Chinese slaves to condemn a retailer and a restaurant who’s biggest crime is having owners who’s religion isn’t only money.
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@MacDeford @RealMrParamount 13th is not near the top, especially when 53% are suicides.
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@kellying1022 @PicturesFoIder Probably a nervous twitch from being in a near fatal accident. He’s probably very mentally shaken up by it.
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You can move to Europe where there abortion laws are stricter than ours, even with the Dobbs ruling.
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@breakingbaht @jarvis_best When a famous lefty has a take that involves misrepresenting the reality of gun violence in America, Mr Sailer can usually be found in the replies posting countless charts on the real facts of the matter.
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There is only one choice.
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@marclamonthill
Marc Lamont Hill
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The next president of Harvard University MUST be a Black woman.
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@ErikaDNolte @BadLegalTakes Federally mandated abortion rights were made out of whole cloth using an amendment about protecting the rights of freed slaves, citing a clause about due process, neither which say “right to privacy”. The 2nd says “arms”, meaning weapons.
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@bbqchucken @KBAndersen Oh, he understands, he just doesn’t like that there’s checks and balances.
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@watts4congress @KariLake Red = why we’re making the rule Blue = the rule You guys quote the red part like a Biblical literalist and not someone who graduated high school English.
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“Gentlemen, you can’t whore yourself in here! This is the US Senate!”
@Provokatov
CAMILLE PAGLIA STAN ✨ FAN ACCOUNT
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I had no idea that taking dick raw by a total stranger was an ‘act of love’.
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This actually pisses me off. PTSD is real, horrible and is like napalm in your head. Your waking hours and sleeping hours are affected by it. You don’t get it from watching someone you hate talk. You get it from real trauma. It doesn’t make you some kind of tough guy.
@Mediaite
Mediaite
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Scott Galloway Says He Got PTSD From Watching Trump’s CNN Town Hall
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@UpdatingOnRome HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON! HIS FATHER WAS THE BROTHER IN LAW OF MARIUS RIGHT? AND WHO WAS HIS UNCLE? THE LEADER OF THE POPULARES! YOURE GOING TO LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME HE WAS A OPTIMATE BRO? HE HAD THE SUPPORT OF THE PEOPLE OF ROME, DOUG! GROW UP, BRO! GROW UP!
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@redsteeze “Representing a state is so easy even a Fetterman can do it.”
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@BiskyRusiness @PollySpin Sir. You must know it’s much harder to rehabilitate someone who dresses up in historical military uniforms for Halloween than 15 year olds with 21 priors who just beat someone to death in a bodega. It’s just science.
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Only the Ultra-NIMBY libs could see a $80,000 SUV and go “This neighborhood is going to shit.”
@ryderkessler
Ryder Kessler
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Genuinely cannot believe this is a car on my idyllic west village street. It is a f***ing TANK, and I don’t want to live in a war zone.
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@samstein Say that again
@samstein
Sam Stein
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Well shucks. Pence just wanted to watch an old fashioned nfl game and had no idea the 49ers players were gonna kneel and now it’s all ruined
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@UpdatingOnRome Caesar was the good guy.
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@JonnyMicro @neontaster From gay concentration camps to Russian assets to hacked votes to coups. It’s been 6 years of “could have”.
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@cmkourtu @stanveuger That under UHC you’re not supposed to pay for it out of pocket.
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@Retro_Firearms Wait. Is that RuPaul as a fairy?
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@samstein If it’s risky to make fun of people in Congress, then Congress has too much power.
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@JasonVaughn @MysteryGrove So you actually think he purposely slowly turned a corner into a crowd that just so happened to include a wannabe revolutionary who walked around with a loaded AK that he had pointed at other people that night and kept a low ready in public and went “THIS IS MY TIME!” and fired?
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@TSA_Northeast @TSA @PHLAirport If that’s true, why show it with the slide locked and no magazine in the gun?
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No hard hat. No eye or ear protection. No gloves. No HiViz. No safety boots. Hair isn’t up. OHSA just made $50,000 off of you.
@KarlaforFlorida
Karla Hernández-Mats
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While some wear white rain boots to disrupt Hurricane recovery efforts, I’m not afraid to step up and actually help our communities.
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@AdamKinzinger Remind me what you saw of war flying a tanker in circles
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@redsteeze I’m surprised he didn’t invoke the Malaysian black hole theory to explain the hurricane.
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BREAKING: Journalist didn’t read anything about what he’s writing about.
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@wayofftheres Hold fast, frens.
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Uvalde PD had 7 officers on scene within 3 minutes of Ramos making entry. They waited over an hour for shields, plates and a key they didn’t need. MNPD had a bike cop, a detective and others, some without plates, and iced the shooter in less than 3 minutes from entry.
@th3v0t4ry
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ 𝙶𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚙𝚊 👴
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Those Nashville cops made public statements. This Clark Kent looking dude is up first
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Ordered my AR upper this morning. Grand total for my first AR is $425. Thanks @HAv2RtrnVdeoTps for the tip about Palmetto State Armory (I think it was you lol😬) and the rest of the gun bros for their knowledge and advice. Saved me a ton of money.
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9 people have been shot and killed in Chicago in the last 6 days. Glad he’s enjoying his vacation tho.
@ZachRunsThings
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Concerned Parent in North Texas BRAVELY visits downtown Chicago and BARELY SURVIVES.
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@EricMertz_KC I was hoping it was a black majority district so I could make fun of him for trying to be a white savior
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@friendof_thedog @TechnicallyRon They deserve an award for being able to communicate at all.
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@kat4ky @RexChapman Do you have an idea how overcrowded holding facilities are right now? Any clue to how overwhelmed border states are? Why do you want these poor people to suffer?
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@HeerJeet @tempnormie Declaring preemptive generational war over the idea of gender dysmorphic pigeons is not something I expected to see tonight.
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@RedTRaccoon The issue is that he left after the warning he was going to be deployed and lied about being deployed, Ted.
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@txiokatu @SirajAHashmi Might wanna check which brand of balls he’s using.
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@rathodmitesh09 @Breaking911 Buffalo shooter’s video was plastered all over Twitter right after it happened, bro.
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@TheNotoriousJTG Wait. You mean the group of genocidal Stone Age religious zealots aren’t making based posts on the bird app?
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@KatBrockway @speakout_april @TizzyEnt Except that she provided receipts of her rental and the bike serial number she was taking matches her receipt. April has such a sad and pathetic life she’s trying to ruin the life of a nurse who worked through COVID for no reason. Don’t listen to her.
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@DonutOperator I guess these “legal observers” went to the same law school as those fire bomber lawyers in New York.
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