Now with link:
I will have two postdoc positions and a technical post in my new(ish) lab in UCL. One biased to wet experiments with chemoattractant gradients, and one more based on modelling and maths. But both posts encompassing both.
Drop me a line!
@PaulMMCooper
Last heatwave, my dad discovered a circular fort with a long straight wall intersecting it, by looking from his roof.
Turned out to be markings from an old footie pitch :)
It is my great pleasure to congratulate the magnificent
@LMachesky
, just elected to be president of the British Society for Cell Biology
@BSCB
.
What a star in the firmament...
@chrisgolds
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony"
Monty Python
Read two new papers about "master regulators" today.
I reiterate my belief - master regulators almost never exist. They are created by scientists' desire to be important & get their papers published, not something Mother Nature uses much.
Grand change!
As from today I have completed my move south. I have joined the faculty at UCL. My lab will move to the excellent Department of Cell & Developmental Biology (
@uclcdb
) over the next few months.
Very much looking forward to the challenge & new collaborations...
Counting "years since your PhD" is not only discriminatory, but awful for the quality of science.
It massively favours researchers who do exactly what their boss did, over ones who actually take the trouble to develop their own systems and their own ideas.
@Jeff_Mold
My two cents here. The true problem is this nonsense of evaluating early career grants/awards based on “how many years after you’ve spent after your PhD”. That is crazy, agist, sexist, racist, just the most discriminatory practice that we have in academic science.
So I have a nice Christmas present.
My
@Wellcometrust
Investigator grant, to study self-generated gradients in lymph nodes, was funded & will start next spring.
Most grateful, also to the large assembly of co-workers and collaborators who've made an aggressive project feasible.
Many congratulations to the estimable
@LMachesky
, elected to the Dunn Chair of Biochemistry in Cambridge - the most senior biochemistry position in Cambridge, and in fact almost anywhere...
Well done!
You cannot be serious?
UK is going to be a "science superpower" but foreign scientists will be charged so much they leave and/or won't come?
That is just moronic. Little England, the very small superpower.
How are the govt going to fund paying public sector workers more?
'The fee for migrants applying for visas and accessing the NHS will go up - that will raise over £1bn,' Rishi Sunak explains.
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602
A short thread about Adam Dowdell's excellent chemotaxis paper, just out in
@CurrentBiology
. It shows how combinations of ligands for the same receptors cause fascinating & counterintuitive outcomes (1/n)
Cool, multidisciplinary jobs in computational and cell biology!
Please join my group, & discover why cells go where they go. T cells, dendritic cells, Dictyostelium, neutrophils...
Target = one mathematical modeller and one immune cell biologist, but we'd train anyone excellent
New chemotaxis preprint!
Repulsion of cells by a chemical - 'chemorepulsion' - caused by competition with other attractants, not by direct repulsion.
The most remarkable result is at the end (movie 5).
1/n
@mr_ian
PhD student set her lunch on fire by microwaving it excessively.
Thinking quicky, she threw it into the trash.
Which was filled with scrumpled paper towels and plastic sheets, so obviously wooshed into flame.
Much hilarity ensued. And some amount of inflammation.
I will have one or two positions later this year, for cell biologists to study migration of immune cells in lymph nodes.
If you're interested could you get in touch please? Email, Twitter, semaphore, whatever...
@britt4jade
@marklewismd
(presuming this is a real question; hope so)
Every protein, in every cell in your body, is made using mRNA as a template ("instructions" if you will).
The devil in so-called "mRNA technology" is making cells use mRNA you feed them; cells are smart and recognise it as foreign.
I am reviewing a huge stack of grants and getting really, REALLY narked off by candidates making grandiose statements that they are proposing vast intellectual strides, when the actual material shows they obviously aren't.
Congratulations to Professor Laura Machesky
@LMachesky
who has been appointed as Director of the
@UofGlasgow
Institute of Cancer Sciences from 1st May 2021 for a period of five years 👏fantastic news Laura
Unexpected medical consequence of Covid:
I refuse to trim my beard while locked down.
So yesterday, to lighten up life a bit, my daughter dyed it bright green.
Glanced in the mirror just after waking up and nearly had a heart attack...
Because what cell biology really needed was another arbitrary descriptive name for actin cell protrusions (particularly since the term "filopodia" is so precisely and tightly defined...)
@baym
If you're going to get diagnosed with cancer in 10 years, you probably have it now.
If you're male and over 60, you probably have prostate cancer.
Wish scientists could stop finding new ways to judge other scientists. If it's not "X doesn't publish in Cell" then it's "X does publish in MDPI" or this "X doesn't preprint".
Enough, already. Read the science and begin from there. Lay off the proxies.
💯 this may sound uncharitable but honestly, I too look at papers that never appeared on bioRxiv with greater scrutiny, wondering what the authors were trying to hide…
“Scientists, have we lost the plot?” by KamounLab
I❤️
@J_Cell_Sci
Journal of Cell Science now offers expedited ‘fast-track’ decisions (within a week) for previously reviewed manuscripts that are submitted with reports.
Postdoctoral position available.
Fancy new FLIM microscopes, organoids, G-protein signalling visualisation in time and space, self-generated gradients and lots of modellers as colleagues - what's not to like?
Apply online; ask me for details in person.
I will have a postdoc position available in May! Scar/WAVE complex, actin, microscopy, chemotaxis. Drop me a line if interested.
Will post and ad when we make one...
Another absolute triumph for
#frugalscience
Tweeps - we can do this - we can make science not the rip-off monoopoly of huge labs with huge grants and kits...
This really is delightful work.
It has the rare property that it changes everything - dendritic cells (and thus the whole immune system) work in a different way than we previously thought. Knowing this means we can understand other things better.
@FritzLaylin
@CyrilPedia
@JCBeditor
This is not really ready to show (no calibration, not optimal speed) but it rather makes the point.
Mammalian cell motility peeps please realise - this is not timelapsed. This is what you see down the eyepieces.
@Truthisunpopul1
@carlbergstrom
Because, unlike right-wing Twitterers, he has both knowledge and experience to back up his opinion; because fewer people die when public health is staffed by people who understand, y'know, public health; and because "truth" is better supported by scholarship than shouty opinion.
@baym
This Tweets is poorly constructed. There is a lack of mechanism throughout, the aims are over-ambitious, and it is merely incremental over similar tweets. Plus, the field does not regard tweets of this sort as sound or impactful.
Very sorry to be reminded that, in the UK government's definition of science, a postdoctoral scientist is not considered "skilled".
Top grades, plus a minimum 3-4 years BA plus 3-5 years PhD, plus extremely high-level expertise are all essential. But not, it seems, skilled...
We’re increasing the minimum earnings threshold for skilled workers by 48% to £38,700, encouraging businesses to look to British talent first and invest in their workforce.
@NiemannJanice
My other half got asked to apply for a job by the head of the search committee - "exactly who we're after". She replied "You rejected me for it - last week".
Turned out they'd asked the departmental secretary to toss all applications without a CNS paper in the last 18 months.
Marvellous paper. How Talin manages to bind both actin and integrins and still be a clutch.
This is why I still use Twitter despite everything -
H/T
@MJ_Humphries
&
@myosinactncrazy
- wouldn't have seen it without you both.
@DomMitchell
@Tony_Robinson
@gsoh31
this habit of Corbynites yelling at Labour voters to STOP and go and join the Tories is some pretty weird sh*t. Not, you would think, a clever way to advance a political movement, but happening all over Twitter
I genuinely don't understand this phenomenon. First noticed it about a decade ago, but it gathers energy all the time.
Why does the field encourage people to say stuff that is somewhere between self-praise and overt lying? Aren't we supposed to be _scientists_, not circus shows?
@StatGirlLAM
@fergilmills
@IsabellaGhement
Well known medico-legal joke. "X agrees to pay Y $1000 per anum" - we all know about paying through the arse, but in this case it's in the contract 🙂
Lovely.
But the thing that baffles me?
In a world full of exquisite movies like this, the literature is still full of "upstream pathways" and "master regulators".
There is no upstream in a positive feedback loop, and nobody is the master...
What the heck is wrong with you,
@FEBSnews
@FEBSJournal
? This is 2018! Are you only able to find a single female scientist in Europe for a "50 Years of FEBS" conference?
Hang your organisational head in shame!
Science officer job. Come and join my group! We do all sorts of cool science, from cell migration to deep learning.
Position for 15 months in the first instance as I move from the Beatson to
@UofGCancerSci
next door - but the lab will still need help.
@RobertJenrick
Your government impose much of our business model, including educating UK students at a loss. Something has to make up the difference.
The wisest thing to do would be fund UK students' education fully. If you can't manage that, please don't hamstring our ability to compensate.
A very good article; all should read it.
However it misses (for me) the elephant in the room - there are too many scientists trained, for not enough good jobs. No use saying "slow down and don't compete!" at a cadre who must compete for one job per ten scientists.
Tech post available in my new group at UCL, with a very broad range of interesting work to do. Microscopes, microfluidics, computer modelling, molecular genetics...
Come and join us!
Science careers.
Here are the questions I would like to see addressed, in this week of reports and proposals.
1. How many research labs is the right number? Does adding more make proportionally more, better science? Or does it stress the system more and restrict insight?
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@mbeisen
@PLOSONE
Because anyone who has run a lab, with actual postdocs and PhD students who want actual jobs, knows it would hurt them.
Unfortunately you either play by the rules everyone else plays by, or leave the game. Even if you think the rules are wrong or foolish.
Marvellous! The UK government is building a new vaccine centre in - Oxford. Because that's one of only two towns where anyone has any brains.
Sad there aren't enough houses, schools, or doctors for the scientists, and planning laws won't allow new ones.
Unbeliveably tone-deaf strategy CRUK is adopting.
New Clinical Trials Units overwhelmingly in the South. And now they're closing Scotland's one unit.
Apparently southern English folks' cancer needs much more careful attention...
Academic Irony 4: Why share data?
Official answer:
- comply with policies
- legal requirements
- increases impact
- adds to REF returnability
Correct answer:
Because we're scholars! Unshared data is worthless. It might as well not be data.
Daughter bored of lockdown. Entered competition to build a freestanding tower to raise some school uniform.
Potential prize substantially less than the value of my duck tape nicked. Still cool.
@OdedRechavi
If enough cash (sorry wifie) - be a home scientist. Develop DIY kit (incubators, foldscopes, etc) and poke at the things I feel like (amoebas from the pond up the hill). Forget the impact agenda and do interesting stuff.
A piece I wrote on Twitter in science communication.
Was very scared it would be completely wrong by the time it was published! But things haven't changed that fast, fortunately.