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eli

@elischoop

3 months

proud to make my stereogum debut on one of my favorite records of all time

Stereogum

@stereogum

3 months

Alex G ( @SANDYalexg ) released 'DSU' 10 years ago today

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@elischoop

3 months

@h0mmelette this shit had me in fucking tears

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@h0mmelette reminds me of the time i got a white-woman owned restaurant to change their AAVE cocktail names cause i posted a tweet that went viral

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bobby big ballz is a drunk driver but fendrick lamar works for a crypto company so its impossible to say whos worse

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@crunkcore you cooked so crazy

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6 months

@credenzaclear2 this guy has personally okayed hundreds of evictions at blackrock

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3 months

we used to be a country

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@elischoop

1 month

we roast pitchfork but it's terrifyingly sad that one of the biggest print mags has resorted to publishing essays by crypto guys about how music critics are too woke and biased

MUSIC CRITICS SUCK! - SPIN

I recently came across Eminem's Hall of Fame induction speech by Dr. Dre. One thing that particularly stuck with me was when Dre mentioned his community

www.spin.com

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3 months

@h0mmelette my tweet: goes viral them a week later:

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eli

@elischoop

7 months

a24 doing terrorist shit to talking heads discography

A24

@A24

7 months

Everyone's Getting Involved: A Stop Making Sense Tribute Album — coming soon. Featuring 16 tracks by 16 artists.

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@elischoop

9 months

@notbigracks ah but milo is a gay nazi pedo as well

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@elischoop

6 months

alex g and the dogshit squad

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@_wonkyteeth

6 months

greatest soundtrack of all time incoming

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@elischoop

2 months

@_pem_pem phillipines far ahead of you

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eli

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9 months

@notbigracks this might be worse

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@elischoop

6 months

@h0mmelette don't talk about my goat like that

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@elischoop

8 days

@9BillionTigers matching tracksuit at the ball goes crazy

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8 months

@zombAewAlk jpeg been clout chasing not new

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4 months

@notbigracks

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@elischoop

8 months

pretty grim forecast for music writing as a whole when its most prominent pub gets subsumed because it doesnt sell enough ads

Max Tani

@maxwelltani

8 months

News: In a note to staff, Condé Nast announces that Pitchfork is being moved under GQ.

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eli

@elischoop

6 months

i bought into the kim gordon soundcloud turn

Tone Glow

@toneglow

6 months

"The work is both rooted and immediately accessible, available to anyone who may reach for its fruit." — @HappinessLeah Our Writers Panel two albums: Harry Gorski-Brown's "Durt Dronemaker After Dreamboats" and Kim Gordon's "The Collective"

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eli

@elischoop

10 months

jukebox at this bar is fucking insane

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eli

@elischoop

7 months

please read @jdr____llc 's definitive review of oil of every pearl on the anniversary of sophie's passing, truly peerless writing

Music Review: SOPHIE - OIL OF EVERY PEARL’S UN-INSIDES

Every morning and night, I take two 2mg tablets of estrogen and place them under my tongue, waiting for them to dissolve into a sickly-sweet teal effervescence that courses through my veins and...

www.tinymixtapes.com

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eli

@elischoop

5 months

on the worst musician to ever live:

no bells 🔕

@nobellsblog

5 months

Our review of the new Taylor Swift album, by @elischoop

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eli

@elischoop

8 months

proud to announce my no bells residency by listing the worst albums of 2023

no bells 🔕

@nobellsblog

8 months

This is Constantly Hating, a new column of music criticism from @elischoop . In the first edition, Eli investigates the elevated status of alt-pop, 'political rap' and more while ranking his Worst Albums of 2023.

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eli

@elischoop

5 months

this been an all-time lead poisoned day on here

jaime brooks ☭

@elite_gz

5 months

taylor swift is one of the greatest artists of all time. her music is good and deserves to be taken seriously. i wish she would do something for palestine, but i don’t find most other criticisms of her i see on here to be compelling in any way

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eli

@elischoop

4 months

1) this is so wild i couldn't even pick her out of a lineup 2) does she think i'm gay..????

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eli

@elischoop

6 months

like this and ill recommend you an album

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eli

@elischoop

5 months

how are you as an experienced music critic getting the wool pulled over your eyes for shit that sounds like target-core

Pitchfork

@pitchfork

5 months

Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter is named Best New Music 🏆 Read our review ↓

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eli

@elischoop

5 months

rob sheffield CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

rob sheffield

@robsheff

5 months

I'm enchanted to share some great news. I've written a new book called "Heartbreak Is The National Anthem: How Taylor Swift Reinvented Pop Music." It's coming November 12 from @deystreet . Hope you enjoy reading and happy Tortured Poets Eve. Long live.

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eli

@elischoop

6 months

@capybaroness @RaceplayShawty moonlight and no country clear hard as hell

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eli

@elischoop

9 months

no wrapped, here’s my top 25 albums/songs of this year, get yourself right

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@elischoop

29 days

@_ryanruby_ @roseopossum date an ugly nigga then damn

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@elischoop

2 months

im taking up arms

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@elischoop

8 months

oh brother

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@elischoop

3 months

joyce manor got the best PR team on twitter i swear this shit is ass

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@elischoop

2 months

@team_chao he lying on ohio

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@elischoop

1 month

will you shut the hell up you wretched wrench

dasha

@dash_eats

1 month

@Nero Kanye West is perfect, high on nitrous or not, music and clothes are great, everything going according to plan so mind your own gay business

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@elischoop

8 months

@w0kesolanas ppl just wanna dunk on "liberals" really bad

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@elischoop

6 months

wrote a treatise about the human voice as an instrument, ft carti, MIKE, todd edwards, chuck person, and DJ rashad

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@elischoop

3 months

@gamergate2077 "aid dollars cratered" is such a fundamentally telling way for a technocrat fascist to look at it

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eli

@elischoop

4 months

if you like lazer dim 700 try: whitehouse coil throbbing gristle dj speedsick broken washing machine

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@elischoop

5 months

this might be the worst festival lineup ive ever seen

All Things Go

@AllThingsGo

5 months

ALL THINGS GO 2024 ☁️ Fan Presale for #AllThingsGo begins Thursday, 4/18 at 10AM ET. Sign up now to get early access at - link in bio General Onsale starts Friday for any remaining tickets.

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1 month

i lol every time MAGA ppl use ella emhoff as a gotcha she didnt even do anything 😭

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@wontpacdown This is your side you fucking weirdos.

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@alshipley

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2 months

@notbigracks araki 90s stuff, velvet goldmine, john waters, inauguration of the pleasure dome

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@elischoop

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is this why this guys music sucks

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@elischoop

9 months

all this shit stink bro

𝐵ill

@KarmaIsAFad

9 months

the whole "white people don't make good music" argument is so dumb. as if the top 5 highest rated albums released in 2023 aren't all from white people...y'all don't get to say who makes good music or not when you don't even understand real art

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eli

@elischoop

8 months

here’s my personal list

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@elischoop

3 months

he cooked

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@elischoop

7 months

@dklmarxist @diawlectical stealing a joke from babylon bee should get you jail time

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5 months

@dahliasc @edokonrad YOU ARE WHITE

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@elischoop

7 months

one of one

Tone Glow

@toneglow

7 months

“There’s no need for competitivity, but a lot of guys have that with their wives and girlfriends, unfortunately.” —Laetitia Sadier @misterminsoo talks with Sadier about embracing femininity and her new solo album ‘Rooting For Love’, out Feb 23 via @dragcityrecords

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@elischoop

7 months

i won

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

7 months

Boygenius announces they’re going away “for the foreseeable future.”

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@elischoop

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@samuelwockhardt damn man 😭

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8 months

couldnt resist doing 08-23 AOTY

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2 months

like and i'll tell you what street fighter character you are

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1 month

@saywhatagain not just one guy, fucking drew daniel from matmos

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6 months

thanks @ryanpitchfork for perfectly imperfect shoutout, 50 subs today alone ⚠️

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@elischoop

2 months

not even sophie can make a kim petras song good, incredible

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8 months

@samuelwockhardt loling at dudes comparing him to roman emperors pretty sure mans just plays roblox

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@elischoop

1 year

@w0kesolanas you vs all the red scare white knights

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5 months

@killahBEENbee NWA twitter beef would be fucking legendary

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@elischoop

9 months

@notbigracks people not bored of her shtick? lol

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eli

@elischoop

6 months

got to chat with one of the best doing it for bandcamp

bandcamp

@Bandcamp

6 months

Julia Holter's latest contemplates life and loss.

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@elischoop

1 year

swifties gotta be the stupidest people on planet earth

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eli

@elischoop

6 months

taking notes for worst albums of 2024 list 📝👀

cardamom

@broadrcast

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broken man - st vincent

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eli

@elischoop

10 months

OPN hating on james murphy will always be funny

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2 months

@ThinDieselle that this is on bluesky...

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@lethalrejection the hyperbole is hilarious man, people get sick after large gatherings! apropos of covid or not

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being from cleveland is so funny cause like if youre from new york the most important ppl in the citys history are like fiorello laguardia/robert moses, or chicago its the daleys/al capone, our most important city figure is literally lebron james

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@elischoop

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take every shoegaze album made over the last few years and grind it into a pulp so more people can hear this instead

Estrella Por Estrella, by Joshua Chuquimia Crampton

7 track album

joshuachuquimiacrampton.bandcamp.com

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@openlyhot the bros are the bros

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always striving toward him

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@Al_Peeair gotta say this is nonsense

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8 months

i know this has already been tweeted ad nauseum but sean kingston was so fucking right when he said this girl is so beautiful i'm going to kill myself

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@tonyhawktruther its fun

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1 year

@erickohn @calebcat23 crying thinking about wes doing early spike

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6 months

OF had me in a chokehold man i was wildin lmao

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if niggas cant get more shine than dudes out of detroit and milwaukee in one of the most media-dense places in the world that's a cali problem

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@yousefsrour

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am i the only one who thinks it’s weird that everyone on this app knows almost every rap artist from detroit, new york, atlanta, milwaukee, chicago, florida, …, but the majority of y’all can’t name five hot new rappers from california?

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@elischoop

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@rottingpussy tiktok kids listening to nomeansno and naked city is crazy

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we are so fucking cooked as a society

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@elischoop

8 months

rolling stone staff lists so triggering man...im tryna find a steady job in this industry meanwhile people with zero connecting brain cells are staff at premier publications

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eli

@elischoop

11 months

bandcamp just laid off people i hold dear for no fucking reason so i suppose this will be my last tape label report, salud

bandcamp

@Bandcamp

11 months

In the latest Tape Label Report, we check in with @justbecauserecs , @paisleyshirtrec , @TakeninakeR , and more.

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@elischoop

5 months

they gotta remove her stuff off pitchfork like chris ott

Eve Barlow

@Eve_Barlow

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Charlottesville is child’s play in comparison to what’s going on at Columbia.

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@elischoop

3 months

hellraiser in 35mm 👍🏼👍🏼 people laughing and clapping like it's the room 👎🏼👎🏼

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eli

@elischoop

9 months

always impressed by complex’s complete lack of taste or curiosity with a combined 0 good blurbs in this

Complex Music

@ComplexMusic

9 months

THE BEST ALBUMS OF 2023 ⭐️ From smooth R&B projects to hard-hitting rap albums and an unexpected project that made its way to the top, these are Complex’s picks for the best albums of 2023. FULL RANKINGS ➡️