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@queensofthewild

2 years

@kissyelliot @agathagoz @silverjocelyn I mean "Bad at sex and unwilling to learn" usually is synonymous with "Doesn't date anybody older than 1/4 of a century"

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@queensofthewild

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@SergioDBanda @JennyENicholson I've been in the background of two different news reports about two different murders. I'm always paranoid I'll end up wandering through a third, and someone will spot me and decide I'm a secret serial killer because it can't possibly be chance that this keeps happening.

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@NathanL0lz @TwitchyByte @technicolorfilm @CSMFHT Nero in sub zero (they used the wrong state though)

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@NomDeLiqueur @kissyelliot @agathagoz @silverjocelyn That's literally what I was saying. Younger people are less likely to call out dudes that don't know what they're doing and don't want to listen to how to be better, in multiple ways not just sex (but usually sex)

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@queensofthewild

5 years

Quarentine Day 7: Can't find the juicer, ebay is taking too long to deliver, guess I'll have to make do.

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@queensofthewild

4 months

@CaelanConrad TERFS: Ewww trans people are just porn addicted fetishists Also TERFS: Mourning that Wicked Whims (the very explicit porn mod) took away the incest trait (which happened because people kepts sending the creator of Wicked Whims really creepy shit)

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@DESTINOOOOOOOO1 I remember this too. I also remember when she used to use the same forum accounts to moan about people writing Marauder's fanfiction for making it "too adult" when the writers included gay ships

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@punished_cait Don't mind me, just another confused European wondering why Americans are reading "on the go" as "at the wheel of a car".

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@queensofthewild

3 years

@GreatCheshire People have been talking about this for years in groupie circles, but nobody ever listens because it's so much easier to slut shame and victim blame

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@queensofthewild

3 years

I love that on this website there can be a bunch of tweets about how the world is a total shit show and basically on fire and then the very next tweet in my feed is this

Justin Whang 🐙

@JustinWhang

3 years

Mr Fantastic can finger his wife with his dick

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@quendergeer I'm very confused by the nonbinary flag, did she confuse it for the genderqueer flag that people don't use so much any more because it's the same colours as the suffragette flag that the TERFs appropriated? Also several of these bands have said pro trans things and one of them

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@PowerDyke @Shinikage221 @TheAdamSass The giant feral trout that live in Loch Mess could best anybody in a fight (and are the main reason I don't think there's a dinosaur in there)

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@outstarwalker Lae-zel is only mean because she's frightened (which is absolutely understandable)

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@redditships "We are both, so I thought, staunchly anti-kink" Turns out that's where you're wrong!

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@queensofthewild

6 years

@WhoresofYore *gramophone drop*

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@queensofthewild

5 years

@neilhimself Things get REALLY funky if you make clothes. When I did my fashion degree we bought all our fabric in metres, but measured our patterns in inches.

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@queensofthewild

7 years

@emilyschott_ @jason_ams Does this make us non-brienary?

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@MiseryVulture "There's no water bottles in the trash" Yeah because hardly anybody is using single use plastics on the mainland, it's all reusables or recyclables so no you're not going to find any in the bin and if you throw one in the bin an angry German lady will materialise and yell at you

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@queensofthewild

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@zonchzone I had a whole lesson dedicated to why this method and the "eight heads high" thing are super unreliable on my diploma course

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1 year

@DrWhoMoment Hey, who turned off the tweets? Hey, who turned off the tweets? Hey, who turned off the tweets?

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@chris_teal @Rhube @oldenoughtosay @BaronChristina The owners of my building tried to enforce a no pets rule and no washing lines on balconies, then the pandemic happened and everybody who lives here collectively said "fuck that they can't throw us all out" and it sounded like Noah's Arc for a while

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@sarahroseetter A guy bought me an easter egg once, we broke up before easter and he demanded it back, so I video called him on MSN messenger and ate the whole thing while Linkin Park played loudly in the background.

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@speakoutsister If we put 100 TERFs on a desert island, in a hundred days we'd find 100 skeletons and a lot of discourse written on a cave wall listing the reasons they found to turn on each other for not meeting a standard of femininity they made up in their heads

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@queensofthewild

5 years

@JeetoCheesus @AITA_reddit This is the exact reason I gave my bridesmaids a colour swatch and told them to get whatever suited them in that shade

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@queensofthewild

3 years

@AlixWzl @commaficionado "Whistle commands" Are they preparing them for a future as police dogs?

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@FlorenceHRScott I know it's a bit of a controversial take (which I get), but to me misogyny is in the intent. If they see us at women and insult accordingly, it is still misogyny regardless of if we are women or not.

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@queensofthewild

6 years

@Independent It's 2019 and the Indie still haven't worked out that Feminism is about empowering people to make their own choices, rather than being patronisingly told to conform one way or another.

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@MPSLewishamCntl I know you're all a bit removed from reality but how did you think tweeting this out was going to go? I'm honestly very interested.

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@TheSimCommunity Me on reddit before this pack came out: This is absolutely what is going to happen Some stan: No it won't they'll be set as costume Me: *watches someone in a bikini and the lobster mascot head (with the eyeball ring of course!) wander through Windenburg*

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@midnight_pals TERF Deatheaters: (whispering) Is this loss?

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@queensofthewild

3 years

@sannewman I wish someone would write one in which every boring, eugenics lite, gender essentialist that thinks it's an edgy, new idea to keep trotting out this trope every few years would vanish instead.

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@AlAviram "It doesn't matter if you're studying journalism" wow patronising much?

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@outstarwalker WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE THE BALDUR'S GATE! HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WILL YOU BE THE MENACE OF THE BROKEN THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED?

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2 years

@latkedelrey A guy told me he was a Mason in a pub once and showed me his handbook he keeps in his coat pocket because he thought I was wearing a shirt with compasses on it, I wasnt but it was still kinda fun. Nice dude.

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@AnaMardoll The actress' in TOS asked for those skirts because they were seen as freeing at the time, it's a bit frustrating that through the modern lens this is often overlooked. Marina Sirtis HATED the "cosmic cheerleader" dress though, that's why you only see her (and Tasha early in the

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@danjinbnb @DrakeGatsby Hoarding housing is making you look a lot worse than someone letting you sleep in their spare room asking you to put the trash out TBH

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@queensofthewild

3 years

Also totes explains that time she told me about how she'd bought Lady Chatterly's Lover after the obscenity trial and Penguin got the right to publish it, but found it quite disappointing as she'd expected it to have more sex after the fuss it had caused

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@queensofthewild

3 years

but potentially smuggled back an illegal deck of pornographic playing cards brings such a huge smile to my face.

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@stavvers I still swear that was only shoehorned in because JK was angry at Sirius/ Remus shippers

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@queensofthewild

5 months

@CaelanConrad Slooty McGendertraitor

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@transscribe It's so odd that there's such a crossover between TERFs and SWERFs given how often TERFs seem to spend looking for oddly specific porn.

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@queensofthewild

11 months

@oldenoughtosay Yeah they're connected to the same group as Epoch Times who've been running all those unskippable transphobic ads on Youtube.

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@queensofthewild

3 years

@plumbellayt It's not great, I fairly often have to untick the weather tags to get the jumpers I want (like that huge thick cardie from Cottage Living is cold weather appropriate but not tagged as it)

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@queensofthewild

5 years

My boob sweat brings all the subs to the yard and they're like "Can I buy your bra?" Damn right "Can I buy your bra?" Absolutely but I have massive norks and getting replacements will be expensive so if you try and haggle with me I'll block you. La la la la warm it up

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@SunflowerUnruh @blahnb1ah @PowerDyke @Shinikage221 @TheAdamSass I didnt realise people would be so interested in the feral trout that live in Loch Ness

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@queensofthewild

4 months

@CaelanConrad Also I assume "The Glimmerbrook nonbinary" is Morgyn Ember, who absoloutly has had the they/them tag since the update last September, so if they've just been avoiding the update to avoid Morgyn's pronoun update then they're going to lose access to their game in a few days

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@queensofthewild

9 months

@mirrorlogician @IRHotTakes Don't attack me and the magical war horn my orc barb has been carrying on her for nearly four years like that!

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@cometazur NGL I'm not massively familiar with 5e as a system, but I don't recall reading anything about avoiding pegging in Paladin rules

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@queensofthewild

9 months

@PanderShirts This is basically the exact same kinda thing an older SWERF I used to know would come out with, it's such a weird argument too, like how are they making the leap from someone saying they like a thing to "that means you want to force everybody to do the thing"

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@LHissrich "Henry was pitching me a new monster he’d crafted of Lego" Sounds pretty accurate

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@queensofthewild

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@GrimmoireHearts Hello, I'll be your surgeon today, my name is Dr T. Iamat

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1 year

@AllThingsTruly @quendergeer HIM were briefly HER in the US for a while due to there already being a band called HIM which adds an extra layer to this

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@Silver_hair95 @ZucchiniZach647 @kzzzgrrr @jemiiniii @humanoid8000 @poCa_Letty @MiniSteve82 @moose_mystery @lesliemj1971 @hello__caitlin ARE NEVER EVEEEEEER GETTING BAAAAACK TOGETHER

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@queensofthewild

7 years

@EsmeCope @JimMFelton I mean that's great that your parents are good people but this is the #notallmen of DWP. My (and many other people's experience) of Job Centres is being constantly dehumanised, two good people while nice for the tiny percentage of people who get to meet them doesn't make up for

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@mimmymum Turns out she wasn't projecting herself in her writing as Harry, she was Cornelius Fudge all along

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@RoseSchmits Every day I become more convinced J K Rowling is secretly Eric Cartman

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1 year

@oldenoughtosay This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to see more polyamorous representation.

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@MikeyCyrus @piersmorgan How dare Harry be a MAN with A FACE, such a blatant attempt to infringe Andre's copyright on MEN WITH FACES

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3 years

Which makes the whole thing even funnier imo because she went there with some scratch card winnings, a habit apparently my granda did not approve of, so the idea that she not only went to the US with scratch card winnings,

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@queensofthewild

3 years

@StopTweetingMia @angel_0f_deathx 'phobes automatically assume I'm AMAB, and then get reeeeeeal confused when I agree with them that I'll "never be a real woman" because nonbinary people make their heads explode

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4 years

@RozKaveney @sianabradley Theresa Garnett On another occasion he was followed around Dundee by Mary Maloney who rang a loud bell whenever he tried to speak

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3 years

@Artists_Ali Good god she really is living proof that Boomerism isn't an age it's a mind set isn't she?

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@queensofthewild

1 year

@chris_teal @Rhube @oldenoughtosay @BaronChristina My downstairs neighbor briefly had turkeys and a hawk, neither of which I realised you could legally keep in your small garden and shed in the UK until they started making weird noises at ungodly hours and I had to look it up.

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@queensofthewild

3 years

I'm kinda tickled that she must have kept these squirrelled away from my granda (who would not have been happy about these AT ALL) for decades

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2 months

@libbi161 @sacha_coward My grandma randomly advised me never to have sex in a car because it's really uncomfortable, just as I took a big gulp of tea.

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2 years

@GoingMedieval Interesting that he's defaulting all women into straight women also.

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@queensofthewild

4 years

@iampyrro @ClicheOptimist @dustinbackus @americana__SAD @HelloKyYT @Hey_itsmewinter @arisylvie My husband and I do follow a lot of the same sensual wookees

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@MatthewBHare @DESTINOOOOOOOO1 Unfortunately I don't think many sites would even be still around any more. Unsure if any of them archived any more. I remember for sure she got found out on Mugglenet, but that was in the chatroom and I think she was just super weird there, I distinctly remember a biiiiig

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3 years

@EleanorMorton My school had a theatre troupe came in one year and performed a musical about huffing paint that had a song about how sad it was to be a ghost and have to watch your friends and family have wonderful lives after you died from huffing paint. It was very League of Gentlemen.

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@queensofthewild

7 years

@JumpieStudios @snargleplax @stephenjmolloy @chuuew Is WIFI an instrument?

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@queensofthewild

11 months

@vulpixgf Dancing around the kitchen chanting "BORGS BORGS BORGS" or an inquisitive "Peetz?"

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4 years

@MarcInTheCity @AITA_reddit Sexism is not a mental illness

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2 years

@GCBiphobia TIL: B does not stand for bisexual, it's Barbed wire o.0

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5 years

@Artists_Ali I found out about 4chan via Livejournal because an ex friend was saving my photos and putting them on 4chan, on the /cgl/ board which is one of the ones to this day people insist is harmless. Except that it was literally a bunch of people telling me to kill myself for being fat.

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4 years

@52degreesN @NXOnNetflix @netflix Is it steel or silver I need to use for TERFs? I can never remember

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5 years

@Artists_Ali This was between 2006-2009, 4chan was always awful.

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1 year

@CeleryPerson @quendergeer Huh, TIL

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4 months

@CaelanConrad because the update last week is a compulsory one and they'll just have to find another game to be a monumental douchebag in.

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3 years

@HillaryMonahan @MelanieMoore I'm not going to pass the family health conditions on to a cat

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1 year

@HeDoesntKnowLol @shaun_vids Nah, it's Netflix trying to claw their audience back by giving us 1899 season 2 after all

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@SoozUK @HelenHerna39424 ░P░R░I░N░C░E░S░S░ ░I░N░ ░A░N░O░T░H░E░R░ ░C░A░S░T░L░E░

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3 years

@JayHulmePoet Until dementia took hold, my gran was always the person in my family who'd accept things and roll with them, and if she didn't understand she'd make an effort to learn

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2 years

@EliMcCann around marking girls out of ten and talking about who they intended to get drunk and bring back to their rooms with them 🤢

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@queensofthewild

2 years

@MatthewBHare @DESTINOOOOOOOO1 thread about her attitude towards slashfic (no matter how SFW it was) was on the Severus Snape Society forum, but that is long gone. Some of the Livejournal chatter might remain but I wouldn't even know where to start looking. Could honestly kick my teenage self for not

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@queensofthewild

5 years

@Smur95 @Paganliam @moby_dickhead Ok tough guy, we get it you're super duper tough, without any empathy and think that makes you cool

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@queensofthewild

3 years

I think (based on a loose understanding of what was and wasn't legal to sell in the UK for a long ass time, and that most of the googling I've done looking for the deck bringing up second hand copies priced in dollars) that she must have bought them when she went to the US

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@queensofthewild

6 years

@fairplaywomen "just girls" and "boys are stronger". So not only is your bigoted campaign against trans women gross and misleading, you're also doing cis women a huge dis-service here and using the same misogynistic arguments as my teachers in the early 90's.

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@queensofthewild

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@nobrainworms @CaelanConrad What's even weirder is that that *used* to be part of Wicked Whims, but the creator of that mod got rid of it because people kept sending them creepy shit, and AFAIK the only current teen pregnancy mod is something a very weird guy who runs a site full of peado shit made.

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