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@agathagoz

2 years

If Rihanna doesn’t bring out Tom Holland during her Super Bowl halftime show to dance to Umbrella, it’s a lost opportunity.

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At this rate I have a better chance of developing some kind of talent, becoming famous and joining Taylor Swift’s friend group than I do of getting anything but waitlisted via Ticketmaster.

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@missmulrooney A few years ago at Coachella, I met a girl who dropped her phone in the port a potty and she reached in to get it… and pulled out two phones.

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3 years

Some ~personal news~ that will surely lose me a bunch of followers: my tenant is now my fiancé.

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@silverjocelyn A girl I went to high school with hooked up with him and he apparently didn’t take off his shirt

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4 years

BIEKSA FOR COACHES CORNER. RT if you agree.

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3 years

A girl I used to be friends with just posted a rant on FB comparing nurses/doctors needed to get the vaccine to residential schools and concentration camps. I have waited 2 whole years to get into a FB fight about this. It's happening.

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@agathagoz

1 year

“My culture is not a costume, Zanzival, so put down the diet coke” is a line I’ll be repeating for the next month @DannyPellegrino

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@agathagoz

4 years

stop asking 21 year olds for beauty secrets. the secret is being 21 years old. FFS.

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. @MadisonBeer is sharing all of her #beautysecrets , including the tricks she picked up from her makeup artist, her guide to soap brows and her easy blush tips. Watch the full video here:

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4 years

@Yolo_Tengo This is giving my major anxiety from that time I was puked on at a Kid Rock concert 10 years ago

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4 months

the vancouver canucks are going to kill me

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3 years

to be clear, I actually said "not only are you ignorant and extremely uninformed, but you're also frankly just stupid" and i think that's beautiful

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4 years

I know my boyfriend is a keeper because of his undying love for the Red Wings. If he can handle and continuously support that train wreck, he can handle and continuously support me, who is also a train wreck.

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3 years

@richardzussman Have my wedding?

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10 months

@GlobalBC Why was he released then

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2 years

@RachaelEfff @patrickmcd0nald Who* they’re wearing 😆

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5 years

When you don’t contribute to the group project but get an A.

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5 years

Can never take this away from us. Stanley cup champs.

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4 years

Well I’m a bottle of wine deep and made art.

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4 years

What’s a better sports quote: “We are not going to be suck this year” (Ovi) or “Who do you think you are? I am!!!” (Pete Weber/bowling)?

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4 years

JUST PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS a;sdlkfjas;lkfjlaks;jdfakl;sdjfa what should i buy myself to celebrate?

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@agathagoz

2 years

I don’t know whose meltdown is more exciting to watch unfold in real time: Lisa Rinna’s or Trump’s.

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@agathagoz

3 years

She blocked me after I called her stupid.

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4 years

Saw him make out with two girls at the same time at a bar once, so he can handle a 2 on 1

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4 years

Virtanen, 2-way player?

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3 years

Since so many people that commented are certifiably insane, I need to explain that I am not a “bloodsucking leech slumlord” but I simply own my condo and my bf/now fiancé moved in a few years ago, hence the joke.

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3 years

@DailyHiveVan maybe stop giving this place free publicity nonstop

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2 years

@JillSchildhouse @TaylorLorenz Totally get it. But as someone on the other side, I’ve been screamed at by a former boss for not getting the exact narrative published that he wanted. It’s brutal. A lot of PR people truly get it, but have to respond to horribly unaware bosses.

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4 years

@roxiqt @Rad_Nikkiyvr When I had my IUD switched out, I asked my (male) doctor for pain meds and he said "you don't need anything, it's not that bad". Went to a female doc the next day and told her that story - she was mortified, saying "how would he even know, he doesn't have a uterus".

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2 years

@SaraCivian Who wore it better?

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@agathagoz

4 years

Made one comment on a hockey tweet and getting the full @SaraCivian experience. God bless y'all.

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1 year

@BrianJMoylan The narrative that topics that are enjoyed primarily by women (ie: reality tv) are "less than" and inferior to topics that are enjoyed primarily by men (ie: sports) is cemented in borderline misogyny.

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4 years

Just remembered that I met Demko at the ROXY (lol) when he was a baby and tried to ruin his life before realizing he was like 19. Glad I didn’t. You’re welcome, Canucks fans.

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3 years

These women played a whole ass game in N95s LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT THAT

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4 years

@Capitals maybe he can go sell insurance with br*ndon pr*st and talk about how hockey doesn't have a culture problem 🙃 (no disrespect to insurance salespeople whatsoever)

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2 years

@RachaelEfff @patrickmcd0nald Fake owl dressed as Joan Rivers yelling “hooooo are you wearing” on loop

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4 years

@BrandonPrust8 Yeah making fun of someone with a speech impediment is classy

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2 years

@Sid_Seixeiro why are you so annoying

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3 years

I’ve watched my fiancés beer league hockey only once in my life and he scored the Forsberg shootout goal on a breakaway and I missed it because I was on my phone… and until he reads this tweet, I’ve maintained that the goal looked sick.

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3 years

The Armies: The Legend of Conor Garland grows in the first Squid Games

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3 years

Naturopaths are fucking scam artists.

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I’m a 49ers fan. My husband is a Lions fan. Right before this NFL season started, when I was still pregnant, we said that the team that does better will be our baby’s team. I didn’t think it would be a competition. It all comes down to this. #NFCChampionship

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3 years

People from Alberta:

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3 years

BREAKING - BC government will be putting signs along the Alberta border telling travelers to not travel into BC unless it is for essential travel. #bcpoli

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8 months

@mahaaaay I actually texted a friend saying “meet Amon-ra” when my daughter was born

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1 year

you’re supposed to wait 9 months to announce your pregnancy, right?

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4 years

Might as well repost this as much as possible

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@agathagoz

4 years

@georgiatwiss Back in the day, I dated a guy for 2 weeks and he told me his “biggest fantasy” was having sex with a Cactus Club server. I ghosted him, got hired at Cactus a week later, never slept with him.

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4 years

@j_mcelroy thank you for using your male privilege to call this behaviour out instead of being silent!

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1 year

@takeyourzoloft we need Kristen Doute on this

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@agathagoz

4 years

I just said “I love you” under my breath and my bf replied “love you too!” and I was like “yeah no... I was taking to Brock Boeser”

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@agathagoz

3 years

Living near a gas station is great, but having a partner who will go to the gas station for snacks at 10pm on a Sunday - willingly - is even better.

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3 years

Please give the Sportsnet social team a break here (it’s a holiday!) but I can’t stop laughing that this got posted.

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6 years

@JSB_TV "Boom goes the dynamite"

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1 year

@AJMeyer She’s on her hilling from Tom journey

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@agathagoz

4 years

The girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is getting fact checked on Instagram for spewing Fox News conspiracy theories. And we're both from North Van. WILD

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@agathagoz

2 years

My husband has alerts set for Elliott Friedman’s tweets and not mine and it makes me salty and yet I still broke the Horvat trade to him.

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@agathagoz

4 years

I’m hosting thanksgiving dinner and making 10 dishes myself THIS IS MY SUPER BOWL

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@agathagoz

3 years

@nytimes Maybe he also thought that bodies could somehow reject death in instances of "legitimate illness".

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@agathagoz

3 years

what’s the point of life when your two days off work are spent doing chores on saturdays and feeling existential dread and anxiety for the upcoming work week on sundays

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@agathagoz

4 years

The air quality in Vancouver right now is a very clear response to the question of “why do Canadians care about US politics?” Not saying we don’t get forest fires here, obviously, but you get my point.

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3 years

So I’m in a beer garden in North Van and went to buy a drink and the cashier dude was wearing a Tigers hat, so I asked him if he’s from Detroit and he said “no, are you?” And I said “no, but my fiancé is” and he said “so when did he get out of jail”.

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4 years

Did the Canucks actually pull off a come from behind win yesterday or was I dreaming???????!

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@agathagoz

3 years

@lexilafleur WHAT. When I had mine swapped out, I asked my (male) doctor for painkillers for the procedure and he told me I didn't need any because it's "not painful". Went back next day to a female doctor & she said "wtf does he know, he doesn't have a uterus" and only gave me Naproxone.

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3 years

cc @samanthacp_

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3 years

apparently this was targetted harassment, notwithstanding that he wasn't tagged and and it said he should CONSIDER it. but him sending his braindead cult after marisa is a-ok and not targetted harassment. @TwitterSafety is actually run by the most useless people alive.

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4 years

Becoming self employed has had many benefits but truly the most important one is that I can watch this 1130am Canucks game as I wish to.

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@agathagoz

4 years

Happy Canada Day 🇨🇦

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@agathagoz

4 years

after like 3 weeks of really really really bad days i finally had a really good day

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@agathagoz

1 year

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH @Nickelback

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@agathagoz

3 years

Yesterday at IGA, a woman in front of me returned a 4L jug of apple juice complaining that it’s off. She said “this is not the first time something I bought here is off, this is supposed to be a classy store” (again, we were in IGA) and then she bought a huge pack of Twizzlers.

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4 years

Abbotsford, BC.

Dr. Catfish Charlie MD JD ™️ Expert Chicken Farmer

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7 years

4. If this bitch lived in your state what town would she be from?

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3 years

cc everyone i've ever met from vancouver please stop asking me to 'like' your new fb business page promoting your new real estate career

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@agathagoz

2 years

Pleased to announce that my fiancé just completed a hat trick in beer league hockey: getting ejected 3 games in a row. Proud of you babe!!!

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@agathagoz

2 years

What is wrong with straight men. My partner told me he was low on lotion like a month ago. Noticed the bottle was out, I went to use some of his stuff and he WATERED it down. Like bro it’s not shampoo????

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One year ago today: Rogers was down nationwide (and no one bothered me on my wedding day), I walked down the aisle to Taylor Swift and Avicii’s Levels, married a total stud, and we all ended up at the Roxy. 10/10 wedding, 10/10 husband, 10/10 life. @JaseMcB22

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2 years

@KatieJStrang Classic. They’ll keep “investigating” until another story comes along and never address it.

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@agathagoz

8 years

When I die, I don't even want a funeral. I just want a typeface named after me. Aga Sans Serif.

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@agathagoz

4 years

I’m a 10 in East Van and a 2 in Yaletown

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4 years

I’m a 10 in Michigan and a 2 in California.

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2 years

I’ve lost like 15 followers since getting married. 10/10 would marry you again tho.

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A month ago today. Apologies if you lose followers @agathagoz but this is too good not to share.

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2 years

She’s home.

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2 years

@raelew77 What’s with hockey players passing girls’ numbers around their hockey friends?! Getting a “hey, x gave me ur number u wanna fuk” text from someone you never met is always a treat.

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@agathagoz

4 years

The Roxy is closed, bud

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@agathagoz

11 months

Being pregnant all through summer sucked for missing rosé season but now I have a baby that I got to put inside a pumpkin yesterday and I’m telling you, it was worth it.

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@agathagoz

3 years

What a timely and relevant reminder that I was an idiot 10 years ago

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@agathagoz

4 years

people that work for themselves: how do you get/stay motivated when all you want to do is cry and watch reality tv for a month straight because of the state of the world?

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@agathagoz

3 years

Shot Chaser

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@agathagoz

5 years

@ChrisFaber39 I saw Tyler Myers there too

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@agathagoz

4 years

@BroadscastPod He used to slide into my friend’s DMs and then show up outside her work revving his engine for attention. Bless his Abbotsford soul.

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@agathagoz

3 years

Today is the 2 year anniversary of starting my business. Quitting my job on a whim with nothing lined up was the boldest thing I've ever done, but it was the best decision I ever made.

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@agathagoz

4 years

There is not enough wine to get me through my building’s strata AGM zoom

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@agathagoz

6 years

One time I met Ovechkin at Wimbledon and he was wearing Ed Hardy sweatpants in the player's box at the All England Club.

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All hail your Bro Hockey Lord.

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“Really nice view here of Edmonton” *camera pans to a dead field of grey flat misery*

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When your dog matches your home decor 🙌 Take a full tour of @EdmontonOilers player Connor McDavid's ( @cmcdavid97 ) cozy, yet modern abode which was designed by his girlfriend Lauren 👉

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@Sportsnet Annoying

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Only in Vancouver would you find a listing for a million dollar home with photos like this. Like. The toilet seat is up. Who lives like this. I have so many questions.

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@agathagoz

3 years

Just ran by a group of high school grade 12s celebrating their grad. One was in a Canadiens jersey. I yelled OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU COLE CAUFIELD to him. He didn’t get it. I am the funniest person I know.

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@agathagoz

3 years

Thinking about that time I met someone from Invermere, BC, while traveling, who gave me the most ridiculous shit about not knowing a town in my own province. Honey, I don't even know where Pitt Meadows is.

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@agathagoz

3 years

My boyfriend was an extra in the new Mighty Ducks series and one of the main children actors made fun of his age on set and I can’t stop laughing. He’s 34.

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@agathagoz

8 years

I've never like liked someone I've never met until @Bravotv introduced @imkylecooke on Summer House.

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@agathagoz

2 years

Got a Christmas card from my husband’s family addressed to him and another woman’s name and I literally can’t stop laughing. It’s not even close to my name. Who the fuck is Megan.

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@agathagoz

4 years

@samanthacp_ could've just said "there is no one on earth more dramatic than grown ass men" and it would still work

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@agathagoz

2 years

This guy

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@agathagoz

4 years

Currently making red wine braised short ribs while drinking an old fashioned in my bathrobe and slippers listening to lady gaga and lemme tell you, this is my best life.

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4 years

can we just end covid so I can go back to where I belong @RoxyVancouver

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3 years

Tempted to book a flight just to have an excuse to have a 7am airport beer.

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