Jocelyn Silver @silverjocelyn Twitter profile

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Jocelyn Silver

@silverjocelyn

2 years

yes it is funny that leo dumps his girlfriends the second they turn 26 but the rumor that every time he has sex he puts on noise-canceling headphones that blast MGMT is WAY funnier

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3 years

at dinner with my mom's friend who just informed me that she used to buy quaaludes and do heroin with LISA FRANK

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7 months

the margiela show was obviously stunning, but i think one thing that was nice about it was how galliano used a range of bodies organically. he showed all kinds of flesh as both beautiful and very creepy, using a full range not for points, but to actually serve the clothes.

La Mode Unknown

@LaModeUnknown

8 months

GWENDOLINE CHRISTIE CLOSING MAISON MARGIELA BY JOHN GALLIANO 😭

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2 years

on a conference call just informed people that i was working with a blanket across my legs, “huge FDR vibes”… did not get a laugh

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2 years

look… this is amazing

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1 year

RIP vice, when i interned there age 20 they asked me to find homeless guys to go on a date with for an article

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1 year

friends who went to the LA philharmonic last night are reporting that in the middle of the show some lady had a SCREAMING orgasm, to the point where the whole orchestra stopped playing. some people really know how to live...

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3 months

ok i’ve been rewatching and you can cancel me for this but this clip, in which bree van de kamp and her stupid husband are discussing safe words, needs to be seen. supremely topical!!

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@CharlotteAbotsi

3 months

I’ve been telling people IRL that I’ve started Desperate Housewives as if it’s a life event. People keep being like …cool? lmao they don’t get it

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5 months

rookie numbers

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@silverjocelyn

3 years

jennifer coolidge modeling scarves in interview’s september issue… speaks to me

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@silverjocelyn

2 years

one time Isabella Rossellini was at our school (NYU lol) for a q&a and this mfer kept interrupting her and calling her “Isabella” like they were friends. she didn’t like it. neither did i and I have never forgotten

alex 💭 ⁷

@nothnghppens

2 years

he gives me the ick

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@silverjocelyn

3 years

great caption

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1 year

AAAAH SACRÈ BLEU!!!!!!!

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@silverjocelyn

3 years

friend spotted this extremely upsetting accessory out in the wild

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1 year

lol update

A 'full body orgasm' at the L.A. Phil? Witnesses offer conflicting accounts

Multiple people reported hearing someone 'orgasm' during the L.A. Philharmonic's performance of Tchaikovsky's Fifth Symphony on Friday. It's not clear what happened.

www.latimes.com

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2 years

@jameson_rich that is logical!!!!

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2 years

RIP issey miyake i always look really really bad in your cool clothes

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1 year

@jongleballz am currently sitting with the witnesses it happened!!!

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4 years

where are her alexander wang sweatpants where is her supreme why are the ends of her hair perfect why does she look like a porcelain doll and not a strung out happy endings regular this is WRONG SO WRONG!!!!!!!!!

Film Updates Back-Up

@TheFilmUpdates

4 years

Julia Garner spotted on the set of Shonda Rhimes’ upcoming Anna Delvey Netflix miniseries. Garner will play Delvey, who pretended to be a German heiress and scammed hotels and banks in America.

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4 years

a magazine that fired me twice is very late with a $650 payment and just directed me to this charming form

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3 years

I’m eating lunch… Joan would be so disappointed

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7 months

lots of designers just shove one or two mid or plus girls in the show so that they don't get yelled at or get some bullshit headline about inclusivity, but i think this was a beautiful way of isolating and neutralizing the body, any body, as just a kind of shape to work with

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4 years

in 2004 i was driving with my mom and i informed her that kirsten dunst and jake gyllenhaal had broken up. she pulled over and was like "speaking of breaking up your father and i are getting a divorce." i wrote about this experience

TBT: Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst

Take a look back at the relationship between our favorite early-aughts couple, Jake and Kirsten.

www.instyle.com

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5 years

coat check last night made me chuckle!

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1 year

@colleenkelsey I noticed that he wasn’t in her 26th bday post and then I noticed that he hadn’t posted for her bday either so I ran to daily mail and… ZUT ALORS!!!!

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5 years

s/o to this ganni press release showcasing gigi hadid dressed in the brand after being dismissed as a juror in harvey weinstein’s rape trial

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2 years

an aesthetician told me she thinks retinol is a scam that ruins your skin barrier and that derms are getting a kickback... my mom texted me that she is breaking out at 62... we are all DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

@erewhonsmoothie IMO “stretch” is not ideal but it’s really more about his delivery than the words themselves

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3 years

"personal news:" very very excited to say that i am starting soon as managing editor of leah finnegan's gawker!! it's gonna be cool!!

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4 years

for the new issue of CR men i interviewed vintage collectors who photographed their margiela junya etc. in piles and the pictures are very fun!!

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4 years

@kirkpate IS THIS TODAY?!?

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1 year

i wrote a bit about the turn of the millennium interiors of sex and the city for @voguemagazine

The Highs and Lows of Sex and the City’s Interiors

It’s the TV equivalent of walking down the street and peering into people’s windows.

www.vogue.com

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1 year

one of my best friends has some kind of mental block that prevents her from making a normal smoothie. last week she thought her smoothie needed more liquid, so she added an old can of celsius, which made the smoothie carbonated. today it is arugula and iced tea

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5 years

oh my god my mother lives in detroit where she owns a coffee shop and !!!!!!BERNIE!!!!! is currently in said coffee shop

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2 years

wrote a little bit about silicon valley clothes (ugly clothes, non-clothes clothes)

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4 years

when she was 20 fiona apple said this world is bullshit. when i was 20 i saw fiona apple at governors ball (lol) then i did too many drugs and overslept for my internship at vice, where they wanted me to write about going on dates w the artistically homeless

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5 years

am on a sweaty, horrible train going upstate and i am sitting next to... ISABELLE HUPPERT

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3 years

@BrandyLJensen I didn't SUGGEST IT I said the table was AVAILABLE and then said "that's a bit late" how about some truth in journalism!!!!

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3 years

matched w a guy who owns an instagram-famous lizard

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3 years

speaking truth to power

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@silverjocelyn

2 years

the row playlist this month (a category of music dubbed “oatmeal cashmere for the ears” by daisy) is FANTASTIC! i mean they’re good every month and I wish the hero who makes them could take credit (real cult of secrecy over there, i get it, i want the cashmere)

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3 years

instead of christmas bonuses, vox employees got $75 to spend on "company swag"

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2 years

this afternoon i was in malibu innocently eating a large baked potato when i met…. LANA DEL REY!!!! i’m never leaving LA

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3 years

one of my coworkers is too young to know about the steve madden campaigns with the girls with the giant heads and the tiny bodies... I'm withering away into dust...

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1 year

the moon is amazing and my whole street smells like jasmine!!!

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1 year

doja cat vaping in her choupette makeup

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2 years

my mom found my most precious adolescent possession

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3 years

moving to park slope today but i don’t have a pet, a child, or a male feminist boyfriend with a hims prescription… however shall i occupy myself…

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@silverjocelyn

2 years

all of you perfume influencers (alana) have really gotten to me... i want to smell like a jasmine and a mossy rock in a damp forest and sunscreen and oak and salt from the sea and neroli and i'm going to go bankrupt

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Jocelyn Silver

@silverjocelyn

4 years

had so many gen z celebrity conflicts at china chalet, timothèe chalamet spat at me and lourdes leon stole my dongle and said “bitch don’t dingle my dongle” while taking it out of my hand

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3 years

OLIVIA MUNN???????

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9 months

i wrote about clubstaurants, or "the tao of tao" for @dirtyverse

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@silverjocelyn

5 months

last night my michael kors-era celine leather trench coat was kidnapped. praying for her safe return but also understand that she is gone and i must mourn this piece of fashion history. it was a goth night and i hope an ethical goth returns it! if you see it on eBay lmk 🙏

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3 years

my friend's husband just shaved his beard and she is crying because she "doesn't like his real face," is this a problem men face on a regular basis? feeling bad for u guys

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3 years

people in brooklyn are obsessed with giving you their address without the apartment number

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3 years

am up at 6 AM because it is my first day at gawker!!!! very exciting!!! what should i make my slack icon

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1 year

went to horses last night. pretty packed but easy to get a bar seat, everyone was so nice, amazing off-menu cocktails. feeling guilt towards cat-owning friends, but it was delicious and i was so curious (curiosity killed the…). felt like history

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3 years

my friend works with billie eilish and very kindly gave me tickets to billie's concert last night, at which two sixteen-year-old boyfriends in matching vivienne westwood chokers told me my outfit was cool!!!! feels like a win!!!! thank you teens!!!!

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3 months

@quepaso_daniel without question. perfect television show

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4 years

i guess i’ll delete this but i have mental illness or whatever just like everyone else and i think this vogue cover is lit???

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@silverjocelyn

3 years

watching brittany murphy “documentary” and wow kathy najimy is so wonderful, even cooler than i thought she was already based on her many excellent films such as hocus pocus and rat race, what an icon, i love you kathy najimy

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3 years

i spoke with demi lovato for @papermagazine

Demi Lovato Phones Home

The pop star has been through it all, but their truth is out there.

www.papermag.com

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4 years

i WAS having the worst week of my life but telfar clemens has really improved things, as always!!!

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4 years

my friend went on a date last night and the guy texted her this morning being like "sorry i was distracted i bought some stocks while we were chilling and made 13k 🚀"

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Jocelyn Silver

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3 years

i know i am not doing great because i can't stop watching the television show "bones." what is wrong with me. of all the ways to self-destruct. "bones." every week on bones a person's body is like, dumped in a bathtub full of acid or a woodchipper

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1 year

as a child when i went to camp i asked my mother to send me a copy of cosmo girl (i was more into teen vogue but a girl at school was modeling in it) and a book, and she sent me the cosmopolitan summer sex issue and dominick dunne’s account of the oj simpson trial

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Child sent emergency email from sleep-away camp. “Please send me hot sauce! Love u. P.S. Send that hot sauce!”

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4 years

i broke social distancing and went on an apocalypse date on wednesday and though i don’t know if i caught the coronavirus yet i definitely caught something worse... FEELINGS!!!

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3 years

@sophiekleeman HAHAHAHHAA omg it’s that whore Allegra’s fault

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3 years

it's not the "media variant" it's the art basel variant!!!

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3 years

have just learned that there is a plucky Jewish theater girl american girl doll named rebecca rubin, a cunty little JAP who fears her cousin’s shtetly Russian accent will ruin her show, a proto-barbra, my own little funny girl… lights camera Rebecca!!!!

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2 years

moving to Los Angeles in nine days… having huge second thoughts but then again I do love father John misty and I’m dying to try the hailey Bieber smoothie…

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2 years

here are some pitch guidelines for @dirtxyz ! pitch me at jocelyn @dirt .fyi

Dirt Pitch Guidelines

Dirt Pitch Guidelines How to Pitch: Direct pitches to: [email protected] Standard rates start at $0.50/word, negotiable for reported pieces. Q&As are paid out at $0.30/word. Pieces are generally...

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2 years

last night my friend fell asleep to a video called “guided sleep meditation to attract BIG MIRACLES in your life” and this morning she woke up and was severely mauled by her neighbor’s cat

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4 years

my greatest fantasy right now is to live in a massimo vitali photograph

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3 years

my slack icon is the old lady who puts lithium on her chocolate ice cream (played by sylvia miles) in that otherwise horrible episode where carrie is allegedly dating the city of new york and eats popcorn in a weird affected way. i look at it often and feel comfort. my future

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4 years

@martibk w magazine, owned by future media group which also owns surface, they are having a very tough time so imagine they're not taking pitches at the moment but that's no excuse for docking wages!

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1 year

attempting to answer an important question for @voguemagazine in the wake of aidan shaw’s return: is he actually a good furniture designer?

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4 months

he's insane and all but like... where do you get a paper shredder that small??? desperately need!!!!!!!

War Monitor

@WarMonitors

4 months

⚡️Israeli ambassador to the UN tears up the United Nations Charter from the General Assembly podium. Embarrassing cope😭💀

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3 years

our links work on twitter now, so here is a post about the time timothée chalamet yelled at me so forcefully that his spit got all over my face

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3 years

hey it's @Gawker

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5 years

someone at eckhaus latta afterparty has casually brought out a copy of infinite jest... end times

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3 years

"go stormi"

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2 years

me waiting for all my friends with real jobs to discuss the selling sunset reunion with me

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4 years

28 today and everything is horrific and i have never been so depressed but a magazine DID pay me on time for the first time in 2020!!! it's the small things

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3 years

just saw marina abramovic in the wild?!? very lol. the artist is present… at the ear inn. great glasses

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3 years

elliot’s little song, the longest song ever written, have aged decades since he started

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1 year

ty to this tiktoker for sharing james kennedy's beverly hills high school photo from 2010. great quote

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1 year

alana called me a “wedding nazi” for saying this was rude but you know what it IS!!! I love you Lana but bitch you can’t wear white to a wedding!!!

Page Six

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1 year

Lana Del Rey slammed for wearing white dress, Crocs to Jack Antonoff, Margaret Qualley wedding

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3 years

it's not like I have many followers anyway but went private for a job interview and I feel so free!!! what should I tweet about? the high-powered Facebook executive I went out with last week who told me the winklevii are sexual predators? I think I have covid? oversharing is fun!

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1 year

this is way worse than anything the subway girl wore

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Inside Daniel Arsham's apartment in New York 🗽

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3 years

sorry to be a lame tumblr type and there are many, many sins on this list but NO PARTY GIRL??? WTF???

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4 years

friend in austin just sent me this!

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2 years

very excited to be here editing at @dirtxyz ! pitch guide to come soon, hope to work w many beautiful shining writers!

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3 years

dating apps have taken a turn

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2 years

in addition to her massive influence re: punk, vivienne westwood made things for freaks but that also looked… good, on human bodies. who is doing that now???? NO ONE!!!!

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@sophiefkemp the abbreviations and aura are so upsetting but the recipes are SO GOOD

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