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@pleasebuymyice

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Joined August 2016
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@pleasebuymyice
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10 months
@SomaKazima That's a huge stretch. This woman is objectively prettier than Amy Schumacher
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@pleasebuymyice
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3 months
@Son_ImSleep I contributed to that this year...I like that black folks are less likely to stay in shitty situations, or with people they shouldn't have married in the first place
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@pleasebuymyice
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2 months
@CashAndJewels @NoEmmeG Y'all need to start posting the @ReggieCOUZ version and stop trying to give this dude credit for this
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6 months
@Ojay_CFC @yedoye_ Bless your heart
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6 months
@JohnLongSl @dukes_mayo @richardw9876 @AntFetamine @SashaWe15747849 @TonyGelover @Nandry83 @trevorshowvan @secondcityy @TableBoston I'd be sympathetic if the restaurant owner didn't reach out. Now, it's tough titties and they're eating $250 and bad publicity. It costs nothing to put your phone down
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9 months
@stallemoutdebo @thatboiharley @huntercantmiss Thats what lack of male guidance + lack of pussy + too much internet looks like. Those dudes are cooked. Let them be
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1 year
@imhectornavarro @PopBase Mr. and Mrs. Smith...
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11 months
@Luminary_Wings @BigUncleZA @Willie_Beamen__ @Proseccoriqo You're just a lame, bitter woman who hates seeing black men happy. That's very clear, and you typing your paragraphs doesn't hide that fact. Be better, and find peace.
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5 months
@Moneymanjb757 @TWISAKtheharami @jacksaint101 @Saratalksnews Most of the people here hate their parents, so that's probably the wrong analogy to use
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3 years
@seth_silvani @DanielVyper @Cardkillah @davesousa @jonreyes204 Brown sugar pop tarts are grown man pop tarts. The strawberry ones (frosted) are for little kids. They'll get there one day
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1 month
@greydel6 @memeticsisyphus Eventually you'll get to the age where you realize that she'll also marry the right, and still do the left at any opportunity
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6 months
@CobaltNorm @stunnnajay @modernwarmexicn Behind every new black, there's a progressive white liberal pulling the strings
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6 months
@Moonbae222 @Ashino__ Why talk to the mothers when this is about how fathers treat their kids when the mother isn't around? How would they know? Slow down and think before you hit reply
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8 months
@theashleyray Instead of being coy, you should have just mentioned who you had in mind
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5 months
@kenofthedude @Coop3Big Of course you would πŸ˜…
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12 days
@T1ANGOU @skyenotruby It's clear their hate stems from jealousy
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4 months
@seymourtherat @wookielips77 @vanillaopinions That's not enough to wipe off your mom
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2 years
@_dezzykyra It's not just this thread but this app in general, but you can really tell who had a positive male influence in their lives growing up, and who didn't. A lot of bitterness and hurt from folks without dads
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8 months
@waxxdragxn @MamaTea_ Wouldn't have fit the aesthetic if the man went out in a three piece suit. Come on
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3 years
@CIrwinWyant @seth_silvani @DanielVyper @Cardkillah @davesousa @jonreyes204 These aren't bad, but brown sugar, they are not. These are for the millennial men who actually have a bed + bed frame + headboard. Almost there, but you still have a roommate, so not quite
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2 months
@cookies_n_tits @iHad2GoGetit @theereal_one Buddy asked him for 5, and he gave him 5 and some change. You're definitely a hater
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2 months
@CfcFofannnny @CBKReport Yeah because women actually stand up for each other when one of them is a victim. When it happens to us, we mock, ridicule, and act stupid talking about we wish it was us. They aren't going to fight our battles for us
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6 months
@DrippyNailz @larryislegend @NickSmoove This man is talking about electricians and union workers, who add value to society, and you're bringing up lash techs? Be serious
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9 months
@xWhyySoSerious @_Rico21 He better than me, because you would have been doing all that laughing in the bushes. I know that brotha was seething inside listening to you laugh the whole way back
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3 months
@jcmuscle123 @jayjjalen Black people in the U.S have been shat on for centuries. Literally pick up a book and read. Start with "back of the hiring line", and tell me that black people aren't, and haven't been victims. This country doesn't want us to win, and it never has
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2 months
@tylerduran21 @scameIanderson It's always the exclamation points with these types!
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8 months
@FWitBabyBoy @_JiQuan_ @NotSpecificNY You've been hanging around too many women in those celebrity divorce spaces. You're way too excited about this. Relax
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4 months
@La_jeune_fille @HunkAnansie @mufcbacker @capeverdeanvibe @neesespieces Have you read the book? If so, you'd know that OP is correct, no matter how loud and wrong the rest of you are
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9 months
@GodElJay Wouldn't have done it to begin with...
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8 months
@EntNeptune @BroMane5thflo @tariqnasheed Corny, and bold of you to assume they have girlfriends
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11 months
@whoisitbad @takecarehours @knowlesvatoo Saying it the other way lessens the chance for engagement. No one interacts with decent/good takes.
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1 year
@Daper_Bear @Saiaxs This is the part where you clarify your original tweet...
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5 months
@veaparadiso @guccionmicuccii @T__ariel @liv3laughl3ah @themultiplemom Was probably trying to make it clear to the gender grifters that he liked Simone Biles the human, not Simone Biles the wealthy, famous athlete. If he said he knew she was a superstar, y'all would be saying he's only with her to live off her success
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3 years
@bridgetmurphyx @RosesAreRossee @Dejiah9 @EsotericZaddy This is biggest load of bullshit πŸ˜‚. Way to justify your selective outrage
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9 months
@RMTheBigDog @mrmoonstermike @enemiestoluvers @lostlenor @tererror_x @Keionisbored I swear, people really need to look at names before they start engaging with people
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7 months
@Dieudonnem55 That's your takeaway from this video? You're odd to me
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6 months
@shade_of_gray @RileyTBD @R_Alterego2 All the queens men. Idk why buddy is being such a a hoe
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6 months
@GrizBareBear @ScottGorenstein @trevorshowvan @TableBoston The restaurant should take that up with the travel insurance company
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2 years
@Powergannon @Ralphabet_Soup @BasedByAccident Here come the twitter psychologists πŸ™„
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4 years
@bivinsss @jharris259 @ayeeyoslim @_mishamish No, but black people kill black people over petty bullshit, which is why ol girl's tweet is way off base. A nigga has, and will continue to do this shit to people like the teen that spurred this conversation
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6 months
@DivisiveContent @ScottAdamsSays Let's make sure we also apply this to the nepotism hires, and to the kids who get accepted due to big family donations
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6 months
@Johnnyw244 @Junzi576 @indicXt @Yoshi_Da_God @raeigle @LegalSylvers Who is "y'all"? You do realize that not every black man in Chicago is involved in some bullshit? You gotta be slow. No other explanation
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6 months
@dondika3 This ain't it, bro. The blame is solely on the man who shot him. Could maybe blame the cook county justice system as well, but the mom didn't do anything wrong
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4 months
@twig_lalaland @SirClmnt I think she's just obsessed with whatever is on the screen
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10 months
@RomanDollaBill @kaayywayyzz Really? Atlanta by proxy πŸ˜‚
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1 year
@faheez_akin @YouDunnoVusi Being forced to participate and having your personal life out there for everyone to see is the whole point πŸ™ƒ
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1 year
@Billybobanon1 @WarriorsGiveTop @shoottheshots_ @balldontstop This is irrelevant considering Luka is a superstar and likely has a chef or meal plan catered to keeping him healthy and in shape. If he gains more weight over here, it's likely due to overeating, not the quality of the food or ingredients
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2 months
@realManiAiyer @ApexJones22 @JChis27 @Emily_Ryan1984 The hate is just a response to her rabid, weird, and disrespectful fans. Not all of them are like that but a lot of them get irrationally aggressive when you don't worship the ground she walks on
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6 months
@TheRealTyCun Watchmen wasn't cancelled
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3 years
@JusticeRhino @adhd_daddy @pissboymcgee Do you put weights in your shoes so a strong gust of wind doesn't sweep you away?
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3 years
@PDuthel You're definitely not pro black tweeting something like this. AND you work in the pharmaceutical industry, so I know you sold your soul
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4 months
@trapdashian__ @six_gvd @waymoflydenu That young brotha is trying to support a small business owner. Your customer service is god awful
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7 months
@MyLovelySuque @MBEmpower @gpt66kh9c521 @MedullaMansa From that link, "It’s important to note that even within an ethnic group or race, fetishization can still take place." You're wrong.
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4 years
@CesareGorgeous @Wippledale @catturd2 @Amy_Siskind @MittRomney These people are so caught up in cult of trump, that they don't care that they're victims of his abuse. They just like the " liberal tears". Trying to educate them when their faces are buried in his crotch
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3 months
@MonsterEne47842 @CamBuxaplenty @tdizzle1546669 @BasedPensioner @llddiiss @MikeafisNJFFL_ Bragging about 100 likes on twitter...I know your father is glad he never came back from picking up those cigarettes
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7 months
@Darealist634950 @bigupbaldmartin Probably doesn't get to use that meme often and wanted to show it off
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13 days
@lost_exec_fn @AVII30804026 @GoalsOfCrypto @CollinRugg @Sassafrass_84 I take it you haven't heard of weather machines? Obama secretly had them made, and for the right price, you too can take out an enemy or a grade school with a well placed tornado. Catch up.
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2 months
@Howlingmutant0 @JUSTcatmeme They're outside being social and having fun, and you're, presumably, a grown man who paid for twitter, living your life as an internet personality. Pot, meet kettle.
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5 months
@JAMnit_JAM @LupeFiasco Drake fans aren't nearly as pretentious or insufferable as kdot fans. I feel like people who stan drake actually like listening to music, whereas kdot fans just like pretending they're experts in music theory
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5 months
@notahorror @Alfvonfredo Few things are more insufferable than a horror snob
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6 months
@phillymikann Yep you're entering the "mystique/aura" phase of standom. Happens to the best of us
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7 months
@TreyvoStark @bebreezy504 @valerie_vaug Because a lot of folks form these parasocial relationships with celebrities and convince themselves that they're entitled to access to their personal lives
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2 months
@abm591356 @Akibro70 @Frankillumate Of course not. Any narratives to attack black men can be accepted at face value. These idiots just want their biases confirmed
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7 months
@imlillotto @stillnez216 No, I'm going to need you to just be boring and safe. Please don't whip my mf plane
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7 months
@yuhancantmiss @NikoJrgen @coopdizzly @the16thhokagae Idk why folks are fighting so hard against giving Lee credit
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5 months
@CitlerW56108 @umunyarwanda100 Why are whites fucking animals?
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2 months
@SheBeatsMe @_benjvmins_ Which is crazy because dude hasn't done anything to garner so much hate. Some folks just hate when people live good, wholesome lives.
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6 months
@Miles_Artist @WfromDeBall Idk man, these aren't the same tall dudes from yesteryears. They're evolving, and this dude might be the first with insane ability AND durability
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11 months
@falshay_ @shaTIRED It's really the other way around. We have to fight our own battles, then when other groups are looking for help, we're the first they run to
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4 months
@Teaziii @scubaryan_ Couldn't have possibly ate because she's always hungry
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5 months
@disoreus @thedirtydeez @xbtGBH "No, not MY good minority group. They would never."
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4 months
@lesc0 @GunnerDobbins You definitely would have been the type to turn a blind eye towards mutant hate and abuse, but then turn around and get shocked when they fight back
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3 years
@yajho747 @ClaweeIsCool Her ass was longer than a Monday
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6 months
@lane___2001 @Quish59 @Glass3Davis @Yostfubitchidc Notice she responded, but did not deny it
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7 months
@uhdohr @ItsLinzzz_ Black Twitter's favorite past time is shitting on black people. It's so backwards
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3 years
@Nomoretweets5 @YvonneOrji Awful behavior? Issa cheated on him, and BOTH of them took responsibility for their relationship failing. They've grown, and can now enjoy each other at their best
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1 month
@WiggerShaman @ChaosNanarchy24 @strangerootz @notgwenonline Mark Henry proved that blacks could be top power lifters. We just aren't interested in powerlifting as a whole.
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6 months
@OrSama3 @abigbutandsmile @TheJobfather__ Yeah idk about all the disrupting the system talk, but the other person is right. This is respectability politics wearing a costume, and not unlike old baseball fans complaining about current on the field behavior. If they're successful, let them cook
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6 months
@richardw9876 @SashaWe15747849 @AntFetamine @TonyGelover @Nandry83 @trevorshowvan @secondcityy @TableBoston Yeah I think the actual issue is the restaurant owner reaching out to OP in the first place. They can be annoyed, but breathe and think before you lash out
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7 months
@MsJenifer22 @wetsykcin 60 is the new 40 apparently
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8 months
@gfm312 @TheJream2 You folks have to stop coming on here and speaking on subjects that you only know 25% about
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4 months
@sam_ledon @Tufted0o @ZxZenno @Elises_Dadx @BlackinMexico The white woman took him as he was. You're telling him to change himself to attract black women. How do they have the same mindset?
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7 months
@exotic_kneegro @ItsLinzzz_ Yeah no shit a kid in school is going to ask for sneakers or an iPod
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6 months
@koopa_thetroopa @MrStark_08 @im_Adopted1221 @MunstaMasta You're aggressive for no reason. Calm down lol
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11 months
@Pokeahontassss @FightMate Probably hates clown behavior like this. How are you an adult getting into fights, especially in public? It's never that serious. And you can tell buddy knew what was going to happen since he was trying to get them outta there
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5 months
@idea_factoryyy @SpursCulture If this dude stays healthy (God willing), there's a good chance this dude will solidify his spot as the goat. MJ, Lebron, Wilt, etc will have zero business being near him
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1 year
@jakefromstate79 @bigprotein7 @keybladevolo @ItsKP3x Calling Tupac overrated is clearly an attempt to gather engagement, which was one of Tyler's other points.
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2 months
@lNDlGO555 @bigsnugga Believe me, no one thought you parasocial weirdos would forget
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3 years
@LilToddie5 @lord_lila @yeseoullie @StevyFranchise_ @callme_selena @_benjvmins_ A lot of people (men and women) stay in their bubble, and are constantly fed the same diet of bullshit. Of course she believes that bs because that all she sees, and all she wants to see
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7 months
@BelleDreamer7 @Frankussy Oh shut up. Most of us haven't watched this in decades. Excuse us for not remembering
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11 months
@Juicedcp @ClutchPoints This has absolutely nothing to do with LeBron, but you still brought him up. You're a sick individual
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2 years
@DialloThompson7 @layxsnv Y'all are way too soft
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6 months
@omarsimmons101 @JustZayy Poor grammar + no sources = zesty clown. Go to bed
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