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Keion

@Keionisbored

6 years

There's not a black woman I can't thank

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Keion

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6 months

You not a real #throater

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6 months

why are cold medication pills so big how am i supposed to swallow this as a reasonable human being

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Keion

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2 years

Eating food as an American is so depressing because everyday it's like "did you know that thing you've been eating since you were 6 is a class 1 carcinogen and illegal in 87 countries"

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As an 18 year old African American male, white women absolutely terrify me. Like this shit is so traumatizing. The cops don't care about my community service, my GPA, me being an actual fucking human, they just think I'm a dirty nigger that they should kill, fuck you Amy Cooper

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I saw one of the most beautiful women that I've ever seen in my life on the train and I told myself if she was on my stop I'd say SOMETHING, I had to say something, she was absolutely gorgeous, she was a full moon to my night sky, she got off on my stop and I stayed silent😭

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Keion

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9 months

Anybody that calls this website "X" was at the Capitol for January 6th

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9 months

I don't think I've ever been more disgusted with myself than after that, I was physically sick by my inability to act

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Keion

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9 months

I'll never see her again but I'll never forget what she looks like, I'd recognize her in a thousand lifetimes

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Keion

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4 years

@ihatefilmmajors I made a tweet about this, even in Internet culture it is considered attractive for a white man to be unkept and have sloppy looks, that's a luxury not often afforded to POC, we usually have to be 6' with 6 packs to be seen as attractive

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Keion

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4 years

@mlandukid @baakwaaas I'm so bad at comforting people! I'd just be there like "uhhh you want some ice cream🧍🏾‍♂️"

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4 years

@nytimes So FKA says he is abusive, another of Shia's exes says he's abusive, and Shia himself admits to hurting people due to his alcoholism, but yet random dudes in the comments are defending him, how does that make sense🙄

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Keion

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4 years

@iamfourgetful @tarvh "nigga"

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Keion

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4 years

Just a disclaimer cause I don't want to deal with dumb comments. I don't hate white people, do y'all scare me sometimes, sure. But I don't hate white people, I don't hate anyone, but what's in this video is what people have done to us for years and not everyone believed us

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Keion

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9 months

@bocxtop Oh thats light work to see her again😭

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Keion

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1 year

@Phil_Lewis_ Keep in mind, they say 12 is too young to know if you're gay

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Keion

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24 days

@Tragedy_Andy Y'all gone be mad if I say they are closer politically than you want to believe

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Keion

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6 years

@RodeoTheAlbum She wants a toy so bad

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Keion

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5 years

@suhnshinez For those that don't know the part about the dude touching women, here is the clip

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Keion

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4 years

@ultratxr @PLAN3TDUCK Right?? Like do people actually have internet language?? Words that they use on Twitter but not IRL?? I tweet how I speak cause what the fuck else would I do?

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9 months

@MandarinaMae There was nothing anybody could do, deer in headlights, I couldn't breathe, I couldn't talk, it was just me there, being a bitch

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2 months

@rianphin They all the same😭

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Keion

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6 years

You notice how a girl glows different when she is with a guy that actually gives a fuck about her

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Keion

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4 years

@tyler01010101 Once again equating looking conventionally attractive with better morals, it's literally so stupid

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Keion

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4 years

@huudrich Pretty sure that's like manipulation. Saying you don't want any, then taking most of it, and then telling the other person they are overreacting when YOU took THEIR stuff that you said you never wanted. We're fighting.

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1 year

@dyingscribe It kinda sucks because if you look into how and why the term was coined, it actually describes something very interesting and it's an analysis of interpersonal relationships but the word got co-opted super fast, it never stood a chance

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3 years

@RobTheRich001 @beamerboyjared This is great but I really hate the "why can't Americans protest like this" narrative, in case you haven't been paying attention since ever, the American police will kill you, they will murder you in front of your children and have millions say you deserved it, it's not the same

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Keion

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2 years

Like alright bro I'm just gonna die now

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4 years

@crysisdisco @blxckswns This is fake, for my mental health I choose to believe that this is fake

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Keion

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6 years

@sydneylareau You gotta ask your boyfriend if you can go out with your friends don’t you

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6 years

@Monique20177 @notyouknowsimba And Ik what insecurity looks like lol

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Keion

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4 years

@oddzeno SHE GOT THAT SWEET TOUCH WHAT ARE YALL TALKING ABOUT??? DONT PLAY WITH YESENIA LIKE THAT!!!!!

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2 years

@fkapoIo Ain't this..? Nvm

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5 years

@_Paydro_ @n0querida

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4 years

@jazzzzminjj Molecular biology, architecture, and structural engineering, y'all making monnneeeyyy

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Keion

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5 years

@shittybud This is giving me "I'm not at the beach, this is a bathtub" vibes

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Keion

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2 years

@CJLaBretonne @justinboldaji Absolutely fucking not the same thing and it's intellectually disingenuous to even attempt to compare the two

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Keion

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4 years

@ZangetsuBlack_ @greedyyv "5'10 is definitely short" - someone that is 5'2

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Keion

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3 years

@k4yudo @creep4yrbonez @daledied You're supposed to put them in the microwave to warm them up, many stuffed animals are microwave safe

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3 years

@dxstinyy00 This is how I found out I was ugly, I was like "women don't shoot their shots" and some women told me yes they do, the realization hit like a ton of bricks

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Keion

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3 years

@hasanthehun @idkthreat That's not what you said, you made a joke about a black woman facing segregation, that is not your joke to make, and it's weird

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Keion

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4 years

@iIoveweed Isn't that illegal? Isn't it illegal to fuck with cattails

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Keion

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3 years

@LeftAccidental This is 1000% satire, no Republican knows how many Iraqi civilians died

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Keion

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3 years

@LaxMadUglie This isn't as hard as it looks tbh, it's actually 5x harder, wtf that shit was crazy, and that smooth ass late flip at the end

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Keion

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2 years

@oFabz Backwards feels like imma fall over

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Keion

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6 months

@robert_0125 Real throat goat

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Keion

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5 years

@literallysofie This app makes me feel like I'm the only one with a nice dad

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Keion

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4 years

@OfficialBK1593 @ZSankarr You can literally call a girl pretty and you will get called a simp, we've all seen it

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Keion

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3 years

@TevinCurley @TylerIAm Literally broke every rule, you don't have a choice, he's gonna be the poster child for how fast it can all go to shit, it used to be Len Bias, now it's Ruggs

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Keion

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4 years

@kjxoxo @TheF00dBae I dont think too many people realize that to get to that level you have to essentially sell your soul (no not some conspiracy thing) because to get there you have to lie, cheat, steal and not feel bad about it. You have to look at people struggling and actively choose not to help

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Keion

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@raventhemilo A collective experience known as "nigga" this shit scary bro. Wearing a hoodie is scary, driving is scary, a lot of shit is scary. White people don't have to have to teach their kids about racism but if black people don't that could be a matter of life and death

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@JazzJohnson10 THATS WHAT I THINK ABOUT, Think about how racist the world is right now, and that's the BEST it's ever been. That's so insane

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4 years

@Frogonal0g @ass_elly @africanintheus She said "shit was crazy...alright y'all be easy"

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4 years

@SupremeDreams_1 "you broke, and I can't fix that"

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4 years

@bad_gal_kenzie @girlthatscass They be getting me with the "homework is in the online book so it must be purchased" Pearson MyLabs be kicking my wallet's ass

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Keion

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5 years

@_XO_goat @GrannyRose89 @armoney4yanfa Zodiac signs are their ultimate scapegoat

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5 years

@TheNerdyVixen

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@graci3p00 @alienslurpeee Nah cause wtf, i didn't have this issue until recently, it has to be a software problem, the first couple of years I had them i didn't have this problem

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Keion

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4 years

@macon_tm @kwab122 Just seeing one black hero in this anime made me want to watch it again, representation is so crazy. I haven't seen this show in years and had no interest in watching it ever again until this

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3 years

@jhilikeye Way too many niggas think Riley is the smart and correct one

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Keion

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4 years

@moonplums @zachbdunn Sanitation workers didn't work for a day and society would collapse, cops didn't work for a day and the murder rate might dip a little

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Keion

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9 months

@LORDALXNDR ?

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Keion

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2 years

@yagirltoomuch The idea is that women don't like "good guys" however the narrative needs to be structured around that, it will. Pick Russ and all of a sudden it's about the money, pick future and it's "see, i told you women don't like good guys" whatever it takes to demonize women

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Keion

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5 years

@Fatkilmonger @teejatheboss When picking chapstick I tend to go for more natural ones that enhance you girl cashapp leaves a trace so that's why natural is always a good go to

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Keion

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4 years

@oatmilksupreme Y'all in here talking about "an Asian person probably did it" how have you fallen for it!They literally want minorities to fight, this person spelled out that a white person would do this and y'all still fell for it, a white person 1000% made those and was like "watch them fight"

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Keion

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6 years

@Wave_tv_ Y'all mf swear up and down "couldn't be me bro, I would've ran away" but don't know how to tell the waiter when they got your order wrong

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5 years

@DJ_Miller35 @de_troyt @MaskedAntler Cowboys? Really?

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4 years

@iamntyrell Notice how everyone laughed, yes they are little kids but a lot of people don't grow out of that, they just sit and laugh while someone is being ridiculed

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@DeusMoneyGang2 @euphoricdazed The kids had bad vibes man

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5 years

@uninterrupted @OfficialWillow @HBO The crazy thing about will and Jada's parenting is that you would think they are doing some wild amazing thing to Foster such a great relationship with their kids but all they are doing is simply listening, they listen to their kids and respect their kids, bottom line

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@clearlyiconic I don't even follow Beyonce like that and even I know Julius

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Keion

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5 years

@millionpIaces I'm from America, I'm a Kanye fan, nobody thinks Kanye made her famous out of a select few, it is not a widely held belief

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4 years

@beyonddepth Bro how did they afford everyone??

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4 years

@kindapopular Camp was looking back like

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@AfroAmbrosia @jaelan_7 See that white blonde lady in the back? That's supposed to be Naomi Osaka. A half haitain half japanese woman that looks like this in real life

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3 years

@bocxtop Only two races, white, and political

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Every single day intersectionality be kicking y'all ass on this app. Black women exist and black people are apart of the LGBTQ+ Community. Stop separating them and erasing their identity

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@Lonny_Breauxx @TreMelvin The pose! The pose! It's the "that's how you clear a bitch" when she didn't clear a damn thing

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@carolgronowski @PastaVersaucy Do you?

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5 years

@neverfoldingg When did y'all get internet?

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@INDIEWASHERE I said Drake's relationship with Millie is weird and these people started telling me I'm the one making it inappropriate. A grown ass man texting a teenager girl about "boys" but I'm the one making it weird, ok

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@whenlulawerks @davidhogg111 I have a command on my phone where I can tell Siri I'm being pulled over and it alerts my parents and begins to record a video, it's common among young black people

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@BeckyEscalator @bocxtop A hedge fund company shorted GameStop and AMC (basically bet that the company would lose value rather than gain) but if you short a company and they don't hit the price then you have to pay out of pocket so some billion dollar hedge funds are fucked

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@FRU1015 @voguebritt High school not like this at all lol, you just know people like this really, and you only know one or two. It's realistic in the way that this is a thing that happens but not in the way that this is an extremely common thing that happens all the time to everyone

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@JabbarLewis This only works if the guy is attractive lol

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@troyraiven @keeganofcourse I can't remember who it was but this lady was talking about the art/dance scene in New York and how HIV wiped out some of the best talent in the city because if you were really good then odds were that you were having sex, she says the people that became famous were like C tier

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@Monique20177 @notyouknowsimba That’s not ok lol

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Keion

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@baldieash @brysontiller One time freshman year someone sang like the first couple of words to Don't and the whole class got through like the first half of the song before the teacher made us stop, that album is iconic

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@HeyAyanda There's a few ways to become exempt, a few years back, south Korea won an AFC football trophy and the whole team got exempt

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@mayaisfiya There's something really odd on the internet where people continue to pretend that they aren't interested in white men but continuously date/go after them, it's extremely weird to me

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@ryan81640340 @LilithLovett Have you literally cared about anything else a university does? Like ever? Or just when people told you to care?

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4 years

@nocontextdrumar "is there a white entertainment category on netflix" you mean Netflix?

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@LameAsChris People can relate more to pain than happiness

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@ZaiZaiForever @manisego How does it feel to have an incorrect opinion

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6 years

@mermqidmotel @alexx_bray @brooksnathan How do you open the reusable straw package

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@sunriselaughing Loosen up that throat boy

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5 years

@mykeels @CelesteTheBesst "Your honor I would like to draw your attention to the precedent set in the Game of Thrones Season 5 finale"

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4 years

@sarahlugor People still leave their homes for Black Friday??? It's not 2005

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@zatheQ @444lyfe Not everyone has to like your joke man. You can't just slap "it's a joke" on anything and people should be forced to be cool with, some "jokes" are fucking weird

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@apollosama1 @eliassolis_ People are horny for serial killers, standards are in hell yo

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@sanitaryjames You're living the dream some of us can't have, prosper king

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@bambied_ @UrWifeyAbella I hate the "shit on women to promote my content" schtick, like okay your demo is misogynistic men but come the fuck on, stand up omg

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