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@secondcityy

3 years

having a time 😌

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@secondcityy

3 months

first of all, lower your voice

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@secondcityy

3 months

doorman just asked if I was planning on having any men over tonight —

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@secondcityy

4 years

Tryna fix my farmers tan today

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@secondcityy

5 months

@trevorshowvan @TableBoston did you dispute or file a travel insurance claim? confused as to why she thinks this is a dispute when travel insurance just reimburses you for a covered loss — it shouldn’t impact her whatsoever

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@secondcityy

4 years

Coworker thought she was making fun of me by snapping this but I’m considering making it my Grindr pic

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@secondcityy

4 years

Crept into the office wearing what are — in hindsight — very revealing shorts

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@secondcityy

4 years

Students For Trump

@TrumpStudents

4 years

President @realDonaldTrump tours what Biden will do to America.

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@secondcityy

3 years

Everyone made fun of me for going to Palm Springs on pride weekend, but God sent y’all a tornado and me sun!!!

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@secondcityy

3 years

Marjorie Taylor Greene does not look well here

The Lincoln Project

@ProjectLincoln

3 years

This is not a joke

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@secondcityy

1 year

hot take: we should be able to enjoy some things without some chronically online word salad thinkpiece about exclusion

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@BuzzingPop

1 year

Troye Sivan responds to backlash over his music video for “Rush” not featuring a diverse array of body types: “To be honest, it just wasn’t a thought we had — we obviously weren’t saying, ‘We want to have one specific type of person in the video.’ We just made the video, and

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@secondcityy

4 years

oh to be a rice bear tucked into a blanket of eggs

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@secondcityy

5 months

@trevorshowvan @TableBoston Right, I have the same setup but her use of the word dispute implies that they pursued the restaurant for reimbursement (which also penalizes the restaurant) rather than eating it as part of a travel insurance claim

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@secondcityy

6 years

@jay_says_that @youngikea Don’t sleep on my girl Sophina DeJesus tho!!!!

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@secondcityy

4 years

good mornting

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@secondcityy

4 years

felt thick, might delete later

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@secondcityy

1 year

Typhoid Gary

@shytwunk

1 year

I’ve never seen big sexy man over 200 lbs

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@secondcityy

7 months

Admitting to getting bred in the senate chambers on your CF is so peak online 😭 the world is not ready for gen z

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@secondcityy

4 years

feeling: sweaty

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@secondcityy

4 years

Been waiting for this day since Nov 8, 2016

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@secondcityy

11 months

@GayCrossfit this is so embarrassing for you ☠️

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@secondcityy

3 years

what’s up hookers

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@secondcityy

4 years

@yikesbruh2 @ShadowBoxYoon @mikahiveyyy imagine being anti-immigrant while having an overtly scandinavian last name like lindquist ... couldn’t be me y’all

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@secondcityy

8 months

NYC people are wild, what do you mean you’re subletting your apartment for 8 days over Christmas?

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@secondcityy

4 years

Remember when everyone agonized over Hillary Clinton calling Trump supporters deplorable? I’d argue she didn’t go far enough

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@secondcityy

7 months

not everyone needs to be a pseudo international relations major on the internet, being quiet is acceptable too

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@secondcityy

4 years

Maybe I’m glowing today 🌞

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@secondcityy

8 years

Absolutely fuckin' not

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@secondcityy

8 years

If Sasha Obama didn't have job: "Look at the entitled daddy's girl!" When Sasha Obama has job: "Real Americans need these jobs." 🤔

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@secondcityy

9 months

because I have a fat ass. any more questions?

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@halloimgreg

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why are you, a top, wearing a jock strap?

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@secondcityy

8 years

RT to offend Tomi Lahren

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@secondcityy

2 months

open the schools!

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doctor: you have 248 minutes left to live🥺 me😭:

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@secondcityy

7 years

@RockShrimp @Sarah_Boden @aegies @JYSexton Fourth! DM your venmo name

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@secondcityy

4 years

@AguillardTrevor

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@secondcityy

4 years

Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton was at the podium the next morning. Cry me a river

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@secondcityy

3 years

My tax refund, stimulus payment, vacation cash out, and paycheck are all hitting tomorrow

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@secondcityy

8 years

Lowkey can't wait for the days when I have a man and a dog and we go hiking on the weekends and cook dinner together and shit

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@secondcityy

7 years

Gay with 14 abs: Be comfortable in your own skin! Also gay with 14 abs: masc jock prefer white just a preference

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@secondcityy

3 years

Monday afternoon and I’m wine drunk on a plane. Someone send an adult.

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@secondcityy

4 years

@Jabrilllllll taking note of the pick mes in the comments to ensure I never follow them

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@secondcityy

1 year

feel like shit just want her back

faith

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1 year

I know y’all have at least one picture👀

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@secondcityy

7 years

My kink: voting for candidates who have a coherent platform and previous governing experience.

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@secondcityy

3 years

Yes, the very famous southern border with South Africa

Greg Abbott

@GregAbbott_TX

3 years

Biden banned travel from South Africa because of the new Covid variant. Immigrants have recently been apprehended crossing our border illegally from South Africa. Biden is doing nothing to stop immigrants from South Africa entering illegally. Pure politics and hypocrisy.

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@secondcityy

3 months

insta saw it first

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@secondcityy

8 years

Thighs are trying so hard to bust out of these pants 🙅🏻

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@secondcityy

8 years

Cake by the ocean 😋

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@secondcityy

2 years

Bringing home a souvenir

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@secondcityy

3 months

@BayouBikeyBoi you joke, but …

Justin Baragona

@justinbaragona

3 months

Let's see how Fox News is covering today's eclipse. Dana Perino: "Fox News alert! A rare celestial event collides with a policy failure on the ground. The southern border is directly in the path of totality today when the moon covers the sun."

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@secondcityy

4 years

@Ivy_Pepperrr @platospalette @DebbieGrammie2 @SideCar21 @nypost We’re trying to contain the spread of the virus so that we can return to business as usual. Only Americans would think that not being able to get your nails done is comparable to Nazi Germany.

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@secondcityy

1 year

Leaving behind a toxic job working for unserious and unintelligent people who openly disrespected me for a more lucrative job with a better work culture and very realistic expectations has been the gag of my career!

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@secondcityy

3 years

Good evening from suburbia

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@secondcityy

4 years

My company just announced that we’re not going back to work until June

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@secondcityy

8 years

When the gays adopt pets 💀

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@secondcityy

1 year

The way this hick rolled up with a bulletproof vest and multiple guns only to be schooled by an early teenager on a bike … it brings a tear to the eye I tell ya

Marjorie Gaylor Queen 🏳️‍🌈

@Tim_Tweeted

1 year

An armed transphobe in Eugene, OR attempts to intimidate folks at a Pride festival and fails

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@secondcityy

7 years

@libbybakalar @EWErickson

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@secondcityy

3 years

The 75 load discourse is leading some of y’all supposedly educated people to tell on yourself. Calling someone a walking STD is ignorant and slut shamey! Having — and presumably treating — an STD is not shameful!

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@Pyrrhvc

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@secondcityy

8 years

Conservatives: "All lives matter" Also conservatives: "I'm uncomfortable with this brown man speaking in the Muslim language"

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@secondcityy

7 years

Y’all tweet this but have spent the past 24 hours throwing your coffee makers off balconies.

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@secondcityy

1 year

Any participant in this transaction — whether buyer or seller — needs to have their brain donated to science

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@13midnightsea

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I have so much confetti from Atlanta!! I’m finally sorting and want to sell some. $5 for 1 piece from each era; $7 for 2 pieces from each era. That helps me cover stamps/envelopes/zip locs 😊

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@secondcityy

9 years

Cold weather is bullshit ❄️

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@secondcityy

8 years

@ 2016

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@secondcityy

4 years

This is relevant again

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@secondcityy

3 years

Running around Europe thriving in this polar bear sweater

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@secondcityy

3 years

I can promise you you do not need to order three frappuccinos at the understaffed O’Hare Starbucks at 6:30am

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@secondcityy

3 years

Cue police unions saying that convicting Derek Chauvin will make police reluctant to do their jobs, because there is apparently no level of intervention between total inaction and felony murder

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@secondcityy

8 years

The number of handsome men in the office today is too distracting

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@secondcityy

6 years

@MrEricAngelo Literally just say you want attention and we’d all respect the honesty

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@secondcityy

4 years

The CNN chryon writer has HAD IT

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@secondcityy

4 years

gays go from having 6 abs to 5.5 abs and be like can’t wait to work off my quarantine dad bod 🥵

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@secondcityy

3 months

@Rogue_1826 who do you think is a bottom here?

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@secondcityy

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@King_llamaa If you don’t have money to tip, then you don’t have money to eat out.

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@secondcityy

3 months

@queensofbravo the It Girls are so kind to take a picture with Sai 😍

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@secondcityy

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@Omari_sez IMO the biggest strike against Bring Chicago Home is that the current admin already mismanages tax dollars — why would anyone sign up for additional taxation when it will inevitably be misspent?

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@secondcityy

3 years

@misterjench

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@secondcityy

4 years

The second amendment folks have been suspiciously quiet in the fight against a tyrannical government, probably because their movement has always been solely about intimidating people with large weapons

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@secondcityy

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foxtrot GET BEHIND ME

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@secondcityy

4 years

Today feels like a great day to listen to the entire Banks discography 😌

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@secondcityy

4 years

not the Chicago twink I follow on Instagram — who posts stories of him hanging with a different large group of people every weekend and had a birthday gathering during the pandemic — posting stories about irresponsible New Yorkers 🤧

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@secondcityy

3 years

The Levitating remix featuring DaBaby has always been bad, I don’t make the rules

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@secondcityy

10 months

@umichvoter It’s a repositioning flight, just like every other time one of these pops up and someone asks “is this real”

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@secondcityy

4 years

This jock from my catholic high school just posted a long rant on Facebook about how he voted Biden and if after four years you’re still unclear who to vote for, maybe you shouldn’t call yourself a Christian. Who says there aren’t second acts in American life?

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@secondcityy

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@queensofbravo Now I know the Robyn stan isn’t talking about suspicious things ….

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@secondcityy

4 years

Pre-quarantine personality pic

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@secondcityy

7 years

Imagine you think that white folks are the most ideal people yet you look like this

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@secondcityy

1 year

extreme loser energy to have a prompt like that then get upset when someone does exactly what you ask for. either counter or decline!

clarke

@claaaarke_

1 year

he really thought he ate that… F for effort in asking me to travel an hour to have a drink with you at a place 2 blocks from your home. drinks is so he can spend less money but it’s nighttime so he can ask me back to his place after. & as if Manhattan doesn’t have patios?!

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@secondcityy

3 months

Starbucks is not an actor in the Israel/Palestine conflict, harassing frontline employees to that effect is a sure sign that you have trouble with critical thought

Brendan Gutenschwager

@BGOnTheScene

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Pro-Palestine protesters entered a Starbucks in Ann Arbor, chanting “Starbucks, Starbucks, you can’t hide, not ‘til we free Palestine”

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@secondcityy

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Anheuser Busch is a 170+ year old company that does north of $15 billion in business annually. You’re a country music singer who last charted 20 years ago