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Phumelela Hlophe • OLY

@phumz_24

4 years

And with that, we are officially official! #womeninbusiness #womeninsport #bestofboth #chasethatdamndream

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Phumelela Hlophe • OLY

@phumz_24

2 years

@_chismosa_ @Bonecondor You 💯 meant to be rude, stop lying 😂😒.

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@phumz_24

6 months

What we know for sure is that keeping the ANC in power is definitely NOT going to fix Eskom.

kabontle🌈

@kabontle62

6 months

I am not fighting neh,but will voting out the anc fix eskom?

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Phumelela Hlophe • OLY

@phumz_24

3 years

When you see it 🤩! 🇿🇦💚💛!

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Phumelela Hlophe • OLY

@phumz_24

5 years

A mere Chartered Accountant! A fully qualified CA(SA) Yoh, what a time y’all 😭😭😭😭😭🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊! Zijikile izinto 😭😭🙌🏾!

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@phumz_24

3 years

Dear 10 year old self: WE’RE GOING TO THE OLYMPICS 🇿🇦🇿🇦💚💛! What an honour!! What a privilege 🙌🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦!

Phumelela Hlophe • OLY

@phumz_24

3 years

At 11:30 tomorrow, @TeamSA2020 will announce the South African Tokyo202one team. Inerves mntkbw! 🕯 🕯 🕯! IOlympics guys😭, Yho! Imagine!

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3 years

@FamilyKabs The girl said maaaaan😒, at least make it BELIEVABLE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

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@phumz_24

1 year

@Nala_Denga @LeksDogg Uprincipal umyekeleni yena 🫠

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@phumz_24

4 years

@sbanbani 🤣🤣🤣coming up with your own odd idea and then calling it a rule of thumb- love your work 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾!

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@phumz_24

3 years

@jaylabrenae My boy said DEAR GOD NO 🤣🤣🤣🤣!

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@phumz_24

2 years

@MissTinah_M You’re doing a lot of explaining for someone who knows their worth Chomi. Rest now 🫶🏾😭😭😭🤣🤣🙏🏾!

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@phumz_24

27 days

@theseerheals Kodwa let’s be real, Nina imithi niyibona everywhere 😑. Ayikho nje indawo la nizothi no one uses muthi.

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@phumz_24

3 months

@__reefa__ Okay but how is forcing religion on someone protecting them from the world? 💀😭. And I ask this fully with my chest as an adult who was forced to go to church come rain or sunshine, until I moved out of home 👀.

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@phumz_24

6 months

@caseywaves Does it come up in conversation much like this tweet…? Unprovoked?

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@phumz_24

7 months

@I_am_Bucie Screen time in general overstimulates kids… you could also try replacing the shows you have them on with Outdoor play 🥰

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@phumz_24

7 months

@Malatjie_ It didn’t have to be us. But it was us because we know what it’s like to be on the other side. We as a nation have lived through an apartheid- it would be a sad state of affairs if we sat back and watched when just a few decades ago we were asking nations to stand up for us!

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@TboozeSA I got married and relocated to KZN after 12 years in Gauteng and let me tell you😭. I can’t believe how normalised the mileage is!! These days I’m upset if I need to drive longer than 15 minutes to get to my destination 😕.

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@phumz_24

1 year

@swazikush Why would a stranger randomly ask you about people you were with the last time they saw you? 💀🥴

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@phumz_24

6 years

@KennyMackenzo @_Rahtoo Yemntase how old are you?? Unayo intombi? 💀💀💀

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@phumz_24

3 years

One of the toughest journeys I’ve ever been on! #Tokyo2020 was my first and I’m certain will be my most memorable Games! The results definitely didn’t go our way, but we pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and learn from the mistakes made. This is not the end. 💚💛🇿🇦🇿🇦!

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@phumz_24

1 year

@_renaey_xx My baby sleeps open armed on my chest and absolutely stretches like this as soon as he wakes up 💀. By this logic, babies are permanently uncomfortable whenever they are asleep.

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@phumz_24

7 months

@Laureasons_ It’s the CAUCASITY for me 😭😭😭😭!! Like???

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@phumz_24

4 months

@Fikz_the_Cook I’m just happy you have receipts 😭! These guys would have come for you bethi you stole the idea and didn’t give credit 😭😭😭

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@phumz_24

3 years

@TristanThato @minnie_gcwabe Am I the only one who thinks he’s clearly mocking Zuki 👀👀💀💀🥴

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@phumz_24

2 years

@BiKeR626 What a weird tweet. Way of thinking. Existing. Konke nje.

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@phumz_24

5 months

@Fikz_the_Cook This is literally why I decided to transfer to a remote department when we had our son. The peace of mind that comes with being around your baby 24/7 is unmatched 🥺!

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@phumz_24

8 months

@Tella_babe1 Girl take your L and sit down 😭🤣🤣🤣

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@phumz_24

28 days

Honoured to be of service to this community that has done so much for me over the years 🇿🇦 💚 💛!

SA Hockey

@SA_Hockey

29 days

South African Hockey Association welcomes Phumelela Mbande ( @phumz_24 ) onto the Executive Committee in the interim role of Athletes Commission Exec.

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@phumz_24

7 months

@keithlevenstein Keith, I beg of you, please go present your case of white genocide in SA at the international court of justice. Please 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾!

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@phumz_24

6 years

Dear 10 year old self, your dreams are valid 😭❤️🙌🏾!

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@phumz_24

2 years

@nonbinarybooty Now you have to link us to the TikTok

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@phumz_24

1 year

@DivaThabisa @Oh_Smallstuff She’s a police woman. Makes sense. Y’all are pros at gaslighting women.

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@phumz_24

5 months

@kamo_mandy25 Her point definitely went over your head mntase 🥺.

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@phumz_24

1 year

@_lehlohonolo_k Yabuya sana iponytail like it never left 😭😭😭🤣🤣🥲!

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@phumz_24

3 years

What an honour to be named alongside @chadleclos92 as the @team_mzansi flag bearer for the @olympics opening ceremony tomorrow! What an incredible feeling!! The greatest honour and the most special privilege. I hope to make you all proud to be South African 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦💚💛💚💛💚💛

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@phumz_24

1 year

@PhilMphela Bold of you to assume Mojalove cares for release forms 😭😂!

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@phumz_24

3 years

@BossMatriach @Slindo_M We really aren’t spoilt as South Africans bethuna. We aren’t 😩. We are suffering but we’ve normalised our suffering so much we think we are asking for too much ngokudings ibare minimum. Abusive relationship lena 🥴

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@phumz_24

1 month

@mrcraigharding I really wish I could unsee this tweet. Now I have no choice but to head to woolies first thing in the morning 😤!

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@phumz_24

3 years

50 Games in the Green and Gold! Celebrating a milestone at an Olympic Games is absolutely top tier! A victory would have been a great way to celebrate, but we take the lessons and move forward 🇿🇦! #50notout #smallwins #milestones

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@phumz_24

2 months

@Ndamase_Siya This rhetoric pisses me off so much. Nam ndine lali and yes abantu ezilalini only see the anc, but stop making it seem like they are children. Bayabona that the ANC isn’t doing anything for them, they literally could have put an x somewhere else out of spite ke.

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@phumz_24

1 year

@amukelani_02 Being this pressed about somebody else’s wins is crazy 🥴. Mute him?

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@phumz_24

2 years

@delicateflwrr They really didn’t say it was kodwa 😒. Niyaprojecta nina.

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@phumz_24

8 months

@SamTrong3 @thulasindi @khvnyi Male suicide rates say hi…

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@phumz_24

2 years

@Inid_Ukwa @OdwaNdlovu @Getseen360_ Those not them 💀💀

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@phumz_24

5 years

It’s game day here in Valencia for us as @sawomenshockey !! Semi final vs Spain 🇪🇸!! So much to play for 🙌🏾💚💛! #teamsa #greenandgold #FIHSeriesFinal #RoadToTokyo

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@phumz_24

2 years

@thegoldenbliss @NonhlahlaNkuna I’m sorry but didn’t you say they are your *younger siblings*?? When the one’s birthday came up a few months after the other’s, what did you think was happening 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🥺!

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@phumz_24

6 years

@whoaXhosa Let others have their shine wethu. zo si hlaza😩

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@phumz_24

7 months

@ora_molokwane Congo has already been to the ICJ. And they won. Today’s proceedings kept referencing them.

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@phumz_24

2 years

@_Noma_S This really is such a non-issue. Free your minds from your childhood teachings pls. It’s not that deep.

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@phumz_24

4 months

@meggellithorne I was struggling to find the link between your original thread and sending elephants to Germany (hadn’t read the article). This thread has provided that clarity- both so informative!

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@phumz_24

8 months

@thandek39443369 @msizi_agri By “character” do you mean ukungabekezeli? 💀💀

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@phumz_24

7 years

I passed my board exam 😭😭😭😭😭! #CA (SA)loading #daretodream #liveyourdream #womaninbusiness #womeninsport

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@phumz_24

3 years

@tiisetso_real I think whoever gave you this criticism had a warped understanding of your jokes. Your videos have portrayed the Black parent as “bad” coz you are highlighting what we can now find humorous in our parents’ tough parenting. How will you know how white parents “tough” parent 😕?

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@phumz_24

5 years

And we @sawomenshockey end top of our pool by beating Thailand 7-0! Through to the semi finals 👊🏾💚💛! #FihSeriesFinals #RoadToTokyo #teamSA

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@phumz_24

5 years

Had the perfect send off dinner from our amazing sponsors @SuperGroupLtd last night! We’re ready to fly our county’s flag high! #RoadToValencia #tickettoTokyo @sawomenshockey !

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@phumz_24

8 months

@mizar The others are gaslighting you. Rolex is absolutely the first answer!

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@phumz_24

4 months

@Lelo_Manoto Eyi guys, you don’t have to eat it xa ningafuni😩. You obvs aren’t the target market 🥺

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@phumz_24

2 years

@thegoldenbliss @NonhlahlaNkuna What do you mean you only found out this year 💀💀💀

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@phumz_24

4 months

@Truth_I_be You’re so miserable 🤧!

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@phumz_24

2 years

@_chismosa_ Something is definitely not right upstairs here 😂😂😂! Wtf 💀💀!

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@phumz_24

4 months

@_melOh_ @VesselOfElohim This scenario is irrelevant in the context of the quoted tweet. A separate issue.

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@phumz_24

4 months

@lesegoseabi 1. How do y’all know force isn’t justified? 2. IPID will investigate because they investigate any death by police hands, so what is your call for? It’s “activism” for show nje!

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@phumz_24

6 years

When childhood dreams become a reality 🙌🏾😭! #teammzansi at the XXI Commonwealth Games! Ndi sa mane ndizbuza uba ndim na lona? Is this real? 😅🙌🏾🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦! #CWG2018 #sahockeyrevolution

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@phumz_24

4 months

@ZamaSifuba Waze wamncane for lento. Baphi abantu abadala😭😭

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@phumz_24

3 years

@tiisetso_real It’s the “fire devil” for me 😭😭🤣🤣🤣!

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@phumz_24

6 years

@whoaXhosa With all 10 rts, bless your little heart 🌸😊

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@phumz_24

2 years

@TheRuinedMan @IvynSambo Imagine living in shared accomodation at my big age in a foreign country 🥴😵‍💫. Dizzy!

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@phumz_24

7 months

@thabanengzcurse Pietermaritzburg my darling, you will always be famous 🤌🏾🤝🏾!

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@phumz_24

7 months

@_luni_m @FavourIsMyName7 Do yall just say stuff to prove your points lana? 😭😭😭🥴💀

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@phumz_24

2 years

@DraedenLover @SomaKazima Kids literally know who their parents are. That’s why the kids started crying.

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@phumz_24

6 months

@tsholomokhachan @KhulaniMalambe What do you mean okay??? Were you aware of this? Were you just making things up? Are you misinformed?? Ithini into??😭😭

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@phumz_24

3 months

@tumipitswane Last election I was barely in a relationship, this election I’m married with 2 kids that are 1 year and 3 days apart 😭😭😭. Anything is possible my sista! Stay safe 😭💀😂

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3 months

@travismillerx13

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@phumz_24

1 year

@Gift_Makoti_ I really thought Gift Makoti was a stage name!

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@phumz_24

5 months

@ThabiLandman Mphalaziseni boooh 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😭😭😭!

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@phumz_24

4 years

@taylortoney11 @DOOBIEDEJJJ @jaylabrenae Not you outchea “expecting people to give you money” to fund your car 🥴🥴🥴💀💀💀then wylin on a parent planning for her child’s future! No damn ways🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣. Yoh, check yourself!

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@phumz_24

5 years

I cannot believe I get to do what I love (audit) while I play the sport that I love, in the hockey capital of the world, in the year of #TOKYO2020 !! I am literally living my 10 year old self’s dream 🥺😭😭! #ca_sa #hockey #dreams #netherlandsadventures #✈️🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱

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@phumz_24

3 years

@Aphiwembande @gothamcityrap You knoooow this ain’t just teenage you. Grown ass you still low-key believes this🤣🤣🤣😭😭

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@phumz_24

8 months

@yayamhlaba Sanuxoka, Zuki is hilarious 🤣🤣! Say something else about her 😤, coz yena she’s kak funny🤣🤣!

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@phumz_24

3 months

@TheVendaGuy Nah, you must not know Lebo. She had Madiba saying “andiyifuni lento ye boom Shaka”. What other SAn baddie has had a President complain about them??? 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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@phumz_24

4 years

@mokone_eddie @DrMkhize4 Mntase if you think ilove bite is an actual bite I’m concerned your problems run much deeper than this tweet 🥺🥺🥺 🌚!

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@phumz_24

2 months

@n_khetla @LeboSpeaks Sana wena you’re definitely a victim of Angie and her system I’m afraid 😭💀!

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@phumz_24

2 years

@snirlo @lelowmashaba @Shlatz And besokola chom. That it was done doesn’t mean it was straight up a good time!

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@phumz_24

2 months

@amukelani_02 @APinkStarBurstt Just drink water?!?!!!! 😭😭

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@phumz_24

2 months

@pontsho_mp I mean- this makes perfect sense in the context of “teaching subjects”. Why would 1 subject be deemed more valuable than the other from the government’s perspective? I’d understand if the complaint was about no. Of years of experience… but Ito subjects? Awoa.

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@phumz_24

4 months

@soldatlunga_ You mean… they couldn’t TELL??? 😭🤣🤣

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@phumz_24

4 months

@Jabu_Macdonald This is clearly staged 😑

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@phumz_24

1 year

@cancerdr3 At this point you also need to be investigated!

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@phumz_24

7 months

@sinakolindazwe @Nomfundo_Brukwe Going through this with your baby sounds so traumatic, I am so sorry 🥺❤️

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@phumz_24

9 months

@TwaRSA26 I wish you guys would accept that Zulu people literally don’t care 😭😂! I’m Xhosa but I’ve lived in KZN since I was 10, and I really need you guys to accept and let it go because nizofa sistress 😭😭🤣🤣!

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@phumz_24

1 year

@ZANewsFlash This is what all communities should do to all politicians. Don’t laugh with them. There’s no kiki here. It should be heavy uncomfortable for any gov official to exist in society, just as it is uncomfortable for us citizens to survive and thrive in this country!

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@phumz_24

2 months

@Melanin_Mmaps @n_asemahle @odedanilo Nope. Fck around and find out 😏.

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@phumz_24

2 years

@Khodatii @_CrashTrash You obviously didn’t watch the whole clip….?

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@phumz_24

1 month

@Ntando_mos I can’t believe she really said sharaba ba khaya and kept it moving 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@phumz_24

2 years

@mosatlha OMG I randomly thought about this lady 2 days ago!!! I was so young when I read about her disappearance in Drum magazine! And so sad to hear about how she was buried, years later!

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@phumz_24

5 years

Mood after our @sawomenshockey 2-1 victory over Italy 🇮🇹 this evening 🙌🏾 #FIhSeriesFinals #RoadToTokyo #tokyo2020 @SuperGroupLtd @TotalsportsSA @TKhockeySA