iLasNumbaYum @Truth_I_be Twitter profile

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

2 years

I can’t believe I’m going to make 24K today selling these… 😭😅

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iLasNumbaYum

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3 years

Found a heart shaped potato RT for good luck!

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

If a Zulu man says ‘kutshoda’ just know they married you for citizenships ladies.

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4 years

Zulu Men will be like kutshoda ipapa 🤦‍♀️

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iLasNumbaYum

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Getting married for the annual Christmas cards >>>

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3 years

I hate how vegetarians don’t cater for meat eaters on Come Dine With Me but expect to be catered for by meat eaters on their nights

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iLasNumbaYum

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2 years

@MohauSam I sell the best kotas in the world!

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iLasNumbaYum

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6 years

Bathi Ramaphosa has turned SA into Woolworths

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

When @ManCity wins the whole crèche must know 😂

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Hey guys the dream is finally coming to life, for the best Kotas in the North come see me. We open tomorrow, your support will be highly appreciated! 🙌🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

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3 years

Not suicidal but the way my life is setup right now if the vaccine killed me it would be a relief

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

@sanengema_ You just took me back to this video 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀😂🤣😂🤣

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@letsang_B Football jersey, PS5, cardholder and money clip, sneakers, suit, favorite alcohol plus cocktail set, nutribullet, gym equipment etc...

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iLasNumbaYum

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@Phislash Never ever marry or take seriously a woman who values social media and her friends opinions on things too much especially your relationship.

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3 years

Why do women hate their boyfriends so much? 😭😭😭😭

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

@Melaninaire_x I love how our generation is against our narratives being owned by other people can’t wait until we actually start owning them.

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3 years

@No1FeministFan @letsang_B Because men know the stress of being reminded you were bought shares with every disagreement is not worth it!

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iLasNumbaYum

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5 years

So here’s the thread I promised you guys: Ginning 101. First gin is @HendricksGin . Garnish: Cucumber Why: Hendricks gins main flavor profile is cucumber and rose. Adding cucumber to your GnT lifts the cucumber flavor and give the drink an added freshness.

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iLasNumbaYum

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5 years

@UncleSego Me! I’m my friend that put me on!

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iLasNumbaYum

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3 years

Brekkie!

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5 years

A very short story:

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3 years

@No1FeministFan @letsang_B “Nimbona nje enemali enje amashares ami.” Nginga screama gore! Ngeke

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3 years

@NolwaziMbongwe I don’t have to Nolwazi but I reserve the right to choose if I want to celebrate/party with a vegetarian plate only. Meat is celebratory in many cultures and if I’m going to a dinner PARTY I’d like to enjoy it in my normal way.

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Hi guys, I’ve come up with a frozen food solution for the busy individual. If you’re tired of junk food and too busy to cook your own meals, hEAT is the answer. Meals are freshly prepared and frozen to be eaten at your convenience. All you have to do is hEAT.

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iLasNumbaYum

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10 months

Contrary to popular belief men aren’t sitting there conjuring up ways to trick women. Men are people too with daily challenges that mean we can’t show up 100% for at your beck and call. Women are often fixated on men showing up 100% and not noticing how much they don’t show up.

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10 months

Unrelated but related,I saw a TikTok where someone was explaining a method men use to trick women into accepting less. For example,if he gives you 100% from day one then drops to 90%,you'll feel it. Then he'll start giving you 95% and you'll be happy-

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iLasNumbaYum

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2 years

Guys please don’t go starting a kota business thinking you’ll make R580 000 a month 😔 it will end in tears!

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

According to Capitec McDonald’s sells alcohol 😅

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@Truth_I_be

4 years

All Xhosa women want to do is love you and treat you like a king yazi 🤷🏾‍♂️

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

@thosheee @Sandi_Mbatha First of all she’s black and she’s a scientist, we grew up with only white and Asian scientists in movies so let us celebrate her first! If you’re in the medical science field DM her so you can share your findings with her kahle, don’t come sideways like this.

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2 years

@TayPipss @Nathi_Menziwa I don’t even have a container 😭😭😭

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

5 years

Because we can’t be human and actually study business and understand anything outside of serving you well marketed questionably crafted vodka ne... way to go and disrespect the very people pouring your brand and putting money in your pocket Kiernan!

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Oh my gosh. People take business advice from barmen? And janitors? 😳 ... hectic.

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iLasNumbaYum

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@OyamaGilman @MohauSam @KasiYum_ 2789 Bullfrog Street, Ext 34, Riverside View, Fourways.

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iLasNumbaYum

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6 years

@MathandaNcube Meme alert 🚨

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

You’ll forgive me but I couldn’t fit all the food on the plate but I went for a hearty Oxtail stew with a Mushroom Pearled Barley Risotto. Served with Coleslaw, Tomato Cucumber Salsa and Two Cheese Broccoli Bake. #CookingWithDlamini

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iLasNumbaYum

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6 years

I can’t wait to buy a luxury car and spend 2 hours at a speed hump because my car is so fragile

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iLasNumbaYum

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5 years

Umakoti ophaka iphiko? Uphakela iyngane yini?

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3 years

Today was more than just selling Kotas ❤️🙌🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

5 years

@Nandie_Khumalo I’ve said this 0725674628 times that some men just don’t see a good thing when they have it 🤷🏾‍♂️

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

9 months

Hi there, this picture used to advertise your business belongs to my business and has been used without my permission and without giving credit to @KasiYum_

Blue Ribbon #SowetoKotaFest2024

@KotaFestival

9 months

Happy Reconciliation Day #KotaFest

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4 years

@Silindokuhle_ @MrImJustSayin 😂🤣

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4 years

@lungeIo 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀😂🤣 dusted!

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iLasNumbaYum

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2 years

@UserIsUnique2 With man it’s impossible but with God everything is possible! 😅

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Good morning Cityzens 💙🦈 y’all already knew the crèche fit was gonna be hard today! @ManCity

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

First day sold out! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 thank you guys for your support. Same time on Monday?

iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Hey guys the dream is finally coming to life, for the best Kotas in the North come see me. We open tomorrow, your support will be highly appreciated! 🙌🏾

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@yslpsych @eberelovesyou

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3 years

If women don’t see this blatant red flag then I don’t know 🤷🏾‍♂️

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3 years

Nike did a thing with this kit. Still a Red Devil though 😌

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Today is the crèche leg of my son’s birthday celebrations! 🙌🏾🥺🎉🎊🎁🧸

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3 years

Billionaire tryna relate to us lol

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3 years

One thing black parents don’t care about is how their actions hurt you and if you dare speak up uyadelela.

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3 years

@Tumi213 😭😭🔥🔥🙌🏾🙌🏾 this changed my life

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@T_ef @MohauSam

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3 years

Ocsober has been great guys, we’ll do it again next year ne

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4 years

And... the category is teeth 😁

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3 years

@Phislash waze wasenza amafoodie ahloniphekile! @Cerebos_SA thank you I’ll be putting these to good use!

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6 years

@Don_sech @KeKatli Americans cook the way white people dance

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3 years

@_tshegzin Can the hun who owns an iPhone and dribbled him please ask for an LB and do it again 🙏🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

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3 years

Saying please and thank you to your toddler is just as important as telling them to say it!

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3 years

Hi 👋🏾

Ausi Lebo

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3 years

Alcohol won't take you anywhere!!!!!

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3 years

Okay here’s my plate for this week’s edition of #CookingWithDlamini Chipotle smoked roast chicken with Samp and Beans, Gem Squash, Creamed Spinash, Beetroot and Waldorf Salad. 🙏🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

1 year

There should be 1254 arrests then

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

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Kwazulu-Natal recorded 1 254 pregnancies of young girls aged 10 to 14 between April and December last year. #MDNnews

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iLasNumbaYum

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4 years

@Ckabopha UMzilukazi wayibalekela impi KwaZulu lol khohlwa ukuthi uzophuma loyo 😂😂😂

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

2 years

Since we’re all here guys, I sell the best kotas in the world! @KasiYum_ please help me make R580 000 😅🙏🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

Guys my double fryer finally arrived 😭😭🙏🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 small wins, big improvements! 😁

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@Truth_I_be

5 years

After your friends convince you to dump him bese bayahamba bayojola namadodabo bona:

Miss Romantic 🤭

@leesmakeez

5 years

kodwa ke ngyam’khumbula.

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3 years

They say you shouldn’t get high on your own but man! Do you blame me?

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3 years

The pain of being forced by the court to coparent with someone who shows time and again that she couldn’t be bothered. But because it’s a woman the court makes all the excuses in the world while I have to run up and down for my sick child alone and she can groove and buy weaves.

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2 years

@cash_ntsilo Thank you bro we’ll keep pushing to make sure they remain as good as you know them to be 🙏🏾

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3 years

I’d like to send this heartfelt thank you to @MichaelSgudla for donating new chairs to us. We’ve been overwhelmed with messages of support and kindness. You guys really keep going. We will continue serving you the best Kota in the North!

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4 years

Just clipped my son’s toe and finger nails, every clip was followed by a thank you baba 🥺🥺

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4 years

Lockdown exposing the devil worshippers we tweet amongst

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2 years

@Thee_JayT Lol chief you’re asking higher grade questions now 🤣😂 just follow the leader

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iLasNumbaYum

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3 years

Abelungu are better scouts of black talent than black companies or blacks in power. As an excellent black person in your field you’re more likely to get noticed and remunerated by white people first, only thereafter will black people pay mind to you. This is not a chat for Friday

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9 months

@Rochelle__Meyer You’re both waiting for the slightest reason to throw hands at each other

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4 years

@NoziphoM11 Nomalanga - Zuluboy

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@Truth_I_be

3 years

Shout out to you for making this platform actually, winning is great but being part of something during this lonely keep to yourself pandemic is life saving. Thanks for making twitter an inclusive space for gents to do something good with our time. You’re a mental health champion

♣☆»🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦«☆♣

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3 years

*Drum roll* and our Chef of the week for this weeks instalment of #CookingWithDlamini and ultimate winner of R500 is @Truth_I_be by claiming 57% of the votes in the final round. Congratulations to you and thank you once again to our sponsor @MichaelSgudla 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

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4 years

My son is enjoying his birthday party and that’s all that matters ❤️❤️❤️

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4 years

I really hope nonke ninga popa nibegrand e lifini 🙌🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

3 years

6 weeks and over 2100 Kotas sold. @KasiYum_ doesn’t just give us the best Kotas in the North, it’s OUR story, OUR journey and most importantly OUR KOTA! We appreciate everyone on this journey with us. Thank you 🙏🏾❤️🙌🏾

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iLasNumbaYum

@Truth_I_be

4 years

Looks like she’s learning Afrikaans but with her body 😔💔

YT: UMIEY DREAMZ

@ItumelengJantj1

4 years

My first time on tik tok : how the hell do they get it right 😩 #TikTok

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2 years

A childhood friend who lost everything during the covid bans set himself alight and burned to death. I’m not okay man I’m good with this ANC government mina

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@Phumzz_1108 @LeratoWittes No Mngadi “Mageza” is short for Magez’empimpini referring to them freshen up under a tap since they live and sleep in their taxis at the rank. Well some of them that is.

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@roxzanex @KasiYum_ in Riverside View, Fourways. You can get delivery to Randburg via the @FulaMobile app

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3 years

@louisvuyitton Lmao I hate you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂💀

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4 years

My son just called me his best friend 🥺

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@Truth_I_be

4 years

Yes! It’s not Kyalami it’s Khayalami! Correct white people EVERY SINGLE TIME, IN PRINT MEDIA, AT THE OFFICE, ON EMAILS AND IN PERSON!

Tsonga King🖤☠️

@NtateWilliams

4 years

Was it Necessary to change it?

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@Truth_I_be

3 years

If we’re dating please see me as a sex object ngisho sixabene nje ungithi fa fa ngenkomo!

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@Truth_I_be

4 years

Happy New Year ninabaka Malandela, nina bakaMageba, Zulu omnyama! 🙌🏾🎊🎉🎈🥂🍾🍻

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6 years

@VusiThembekwayo ‘Sessionability’ is a term we use in mixology that refers to the amount of times you can have the same drink. I.e most strawberry daiquiris are frozen and loaded with sugar syrup making them cloying after 2 or so. The sessionability of said drink is therefore low and doesn’t

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@PhilaN91 @ODdZmagenge All I need to know is when are the choreography lessons because you get into this class and everyone knows the moves except you

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5 years

@KeyshiaCole Nazoke mtakasisi

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3 years

Who wants to meet me in Bali in 5years?

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4 years

Posting porn is not my brand I swear but I just can’t help it 😭😭😭

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6 years

It’s not if you drink it’s what you drink.

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4 years

I’m so happy 😁❤️🙌🏾 God is good!

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3 years

Mawunthanda umuntu ngisho neslevu sakhe simnandi

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3 years

I taught today, for the first time in a long time! I had fun and that’s all that matters.

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3 years

@Snenezy While we’re all here I sell convenient frozen meals that are delivered to your door. Please check out my pinned tweet.

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2 years

I’ve been trying to buy a stove from @TAKEALOT for a month now. They first gave me a used stove drenched in oil. I returned it and two weeks later they returned back the same stove in the same box just kept it for two weeks. Tried to return it again and was told to take it home