Still in bed with my husband and he has a titty in his hand. I’m giving him an hour with it then I’m waking up to go make my mother in law some tea. Around 11, my sister in law, my husband and I are going to start making lunch. I’m so grateful🥺. Merry Christmas y’all ❤️🎉
I remember last year at Christmas lunch I jokingly told my aunt that I’m spending Christmas with my boyfriend this year. Look at God, I’m currently planning secret santa with that boyfriend who is now my husband and my new family 🥺🤌🏾🙏🏾
Have a baby and you’ll see how quickly your friends replace you 💔 non of my friends have asked me how I’m doing or checked on me in months.
It’s always “wheres the baby” “hows the baby” “we’re coming over to see the baby”
I’m sitting on the couch with the curtains open. Our neighbour was on his balcony with his girl. They said something to each other while looking at me and they laughed 😭😭😭💔 I’m so hurt
My child only speaks and understands vernac.
So everyday when a black stranger tries to talk/play with him in English, Una just stares at them like ??? And I have to explain “akakuzwa, haha, akayazi iEnglish”
There’s a guy who’s here to mount our tv. I’m home alone and I’m a bit scared so i keep telling Una to not make a noise because “daddy is sleeping upstairs”
Sana, being a woman in SA<<<
My baby was a few days old, we went to hubbys home to visit. I was alone in the room with the baby sleeping on the bed. I felt a shiver down my spine and a sudden warmth. My baby opened his eyes and stared at one spot for a while and smiled. Pls, I left that baby in that room
Being with someone that teaches you things they know as much as you teach them things you know is important. I didn’t know what Brics is and hubby explained it so well, with kindness and even made examples with things I understand (that I taught him).
I was a mess the night before my lobola yho😭 mans offered to come fetch me so I can stop crying and he’d bring me back ngo4 ekseni 😂😂😂 imagine.
At some point I told him he doesn’t have to do this, we must call it off. Wathi “okay” ngoba uyalazi ihlanya lakhe💀
Sana?😂 the guy I live with woke up and made breakfast for him and his son while I was asleep. They didn’t leave me anything 💀
Let me pack my bags ndigoduke mna ndibashiye nomzi wabo
Theres a guy in this house who, every morning between 4am and 5am, will climb out of his cot, crawl on our bed, find a pillow and fall asleep. Wena uzozwa ngomuntu snoring next to your ear🥲
There are certain utensils that need to be washed immediately after use, like a grater and a whisk 😭
Do you know how hard it is washing a dry grater or whisk?
I wanted to make oxtail and samp tonight and loadshedding said “peh”
Inyile because ayindaz ba ndingubani. I stole my moms gas stove
Izotyiwa le oxtail!
We pay too much for these houses for me to be seeing my neighbour grab an ass that doesn’t belong to his wife in his driveway through my kitchen window 💔
Hey y’all 😊
I just wanted to thank everyone for the congratulatory messages and well wishes. I saw all the comments and retweets, there’s gang and It would be impossible to respond individually. We genuinely appreciate it. My heart is pumping custard🥰 may God bless you
-Mrs P
If he wanted to leave so bad, he would’ve requested, called a friend or yena uNewbie. Hell, he could’ve even walked to remove himself.
He just wanted them to feel his wrath, he wanted to swear and show them his power and that it’s HIS car.
Ei amadoda ane drama shem.
Lrt. My mom is the opposite 💀 she is so glad she only had 2 kids and now that they are grown, she gets to enjoy her money, her time, her house, her husband and her grandchild. The only problem is she calls 20 times a day to remind us how happy she is😭
I just told mans about a Vclass and referred to it as a “fucken car”. He was so confused 😭 I had to explain all the way from the video.
Men that aren’t active on social media >>>
I have this in my estate 🥺😍 and I love them so much. We meet up very often, cook, chat, clean up etc. The hubbies choose when to join us. We are all different ages but we get along so well❤️ (We do more drinking than anything else tbh)
Saw a lady on TikTok looking for 5 ladies that are married and want to join her “society”. So, if you have an event you tell them what to help with(buying groceries,washing dishes,cooking,etc) and I thought, I want this too.😳
She didn’t lie. However, you can live a normal life funded by influencing. Normal life being rent, a car, groceries etc
The luxury stuff is definitely funded by someone else.
Una: mama you okay?
Me: ha.a
Una: ukhathele?
Me: yah
Una: hambolala
🥺🥺🥺 i can’t believe we now have full blown conversations. Oh who knew we were capable of raising a human being!?!?
Guys I didn’t go home😭 Eastern Cape is cold and wet right now, some parts even snowed today.
I’m too young and vibrant to go endure that weather 😭😭😭 I’m getting all these updates from my mom.
Mbali I have noticed that everytime you interact on my tweets it’s either belittling or something negative. What is your actual problem with me?
Genuinely asking because I don’t remember offending you in any way.