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themsahab

10 months

Last night, I launched my debut collection of poems that’s been 13 months in the works with my most cherished company in attendance. It was a Midnight unlike any other. You can by your copy here:

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1 year

just 2 days ago

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1 year

In honor of Azealia Banks’ 32nd birthday, tell us your favorite moment from the rapper. 💭

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8 months

WHAT is this shirt 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

ask THEM.

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?

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4 months

BRO THIS WEEK IS SOMETHING ELSE FOR INDIAN POLITICS

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#KanganaRanaut

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2 years

i fucked a boy senseless in the break i had between 2 exams on a single day and then came back to college and ate dominoes with my friends before giving the second paper which i really didn’t study for and still got A+ grades actually.

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@Ishansharma7390

2 years

When my friends went to the theatres to watch movies, I was busy coding a flappy bird AI.🤯 When my batchmates were going to the nearby beach and getting drunk, I was learning how money and the banking system works. (1/n)

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5 years

people dying across borders due to armed conflict: priyanka chopra: gurl don't yell stop embarrassing yourself war is something i am not fond of personally xoxo love xoxo

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4 years

IF HE’S HERE WHO IS IN SHIRDI

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1 year

indians will loooooveeeeee to praise countries with cheap and subsidised public transport when they travel abroad but god forbid it happens in their own homeland and benefits those that most need it. shameful, brainless behaviour.

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@pettyparthy

4 months

the best part about french food is that every single culture that has bastardised it has made it so much better than it originally was.

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4 months

croissants have been murdered into so many variants in India I stg the only thing left to see now is a tandoori extra mayo peri peri croissant

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4 years

indian parents tell their kids "don't pluck flowers from the garden beta..... plants have feelings" and then go ahead and say poisonous stuff against minorities in the same household.

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@pettyparthy

2 years

last year, within 9 months i lost my daadi and my naanu. today, i made permanent the ways i’d like to remember them. my ajji with a strong cup of chaha and my ajoba- cheekily hiding imlis from his garden.

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1 year

i get it

average voter

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1 year

This has 131 million views on tik tok.

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11 months

this is gujarat’s fault

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1 year

one of my favourite things about delhi is how quickly i packed my shit and left after someone POISONED THE WATER TANKS in my gated society in vasant kunj with an intent to cause serious harm to the residents of the complex.

Ria Chopra 🐍

@riachops

1 year

one of my favourite things about Delhi is how you will find pockets of history just around the corner from office spaces, sometimes hidden away and sometimes in plain sight, offering a doorway into our past, taking up their rightful space in this city that has seen seven cities

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4 years

CANCEL BOLLYWOOD THEY MADE A SONG THAT SAYS TUJHE DEKHKE BEYONCE SHARMA JAAYEGI??? PLEASE STAY IN UR LANE WHAT IS THIS BSHSSBHSBSVSV

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5 years

he discovered america you fucking fool

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4 years

can we mass report masakali 2.0 so it gets banned?

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@pettyparthy

6 months

this account is using my friends younger sister’s photos with deeply disturbing captions. we’re filing a cyber crime report, and consulting with lawyers for the same, but please report at the earliest!

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3 years

this is not paris this is pari

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3 years

the marathi urge to name your cat mau

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5 years

my naani's sister came to visit her house that i've been living in alone. as she settled herself into the same spot where my face was as i got my ass beat by a boy she told me how proud she was that i haven't had girls over and i am her shona baccha aah the joys of homosexuality

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4 years

have they tried this

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1 year

you have no clue how much i advocate for this. nothing fazes me anymore because of how detached my self worth is from my parents approval.

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1 year

disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free disappoint your parents early, be free

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@pettyparthy

4 years

im gay we get killed for this

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4 years

Hey Couples, What is stopping you from behaving like this in public...

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1 year

we’re kinda losing it at 3 am in my balcony

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@pettyparthy

5 years

i managed to make my kattar sanghi, brahmanvaadi dad confront the incompetence of the government, see how the NRC and CAA are problematic and see the validity of student protests all over the course of a single breakfast without losing my cool and this means a lot...

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@nellipiercing

5 years

I come from a line of RSS believers. My family is Islamophobic. They believe the BJP. They taught me too. But they also educated me & I grew up to reject their ideas. Now I’m bringing my mother around. Revolution starts at home. And I refuse to stop trying till I succeed.

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@pettyparthy

1 year

today gay people are trucks

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@LiveLawIndia

1 year

Justice Bhat : When transport is not a right can a person approach court for the construction of a network of roads? #SupremeCourtofIndia #SameSexMarriage

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2 years

srk in love this srk in love that…bro have you seen ME in love? everything pales in comparison. the lengths i go to?? literally insanity. the way i love??? revolutionary.

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@pettyparthy

4 years

i absolutely CANNOT

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@pettyparthy

3 years

bombay me aisa ghar milna sabse badi ajeeb dastaan hai bro

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@pettyparthy

4 years

PRIYA VILLAGE ROADSHOW????????? THAT'S WHAT PVR STANDS FOR??????????????????????? i'm so shook someone hold me

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@CNBCTV18Live

4 years

#Breaking | PVR ( Priya Village Roadshow) Q2 cons net loss at Rs 183.9 cr Vs CNBC-TV18 poll of Rs 200 cr #loss

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@pettyparthy

1 year

them.

anania

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1 year

show me characters the writers forced into a heterosexual relationship

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@pettyparthy

4 years

we let priy*nka chopra talk a lot of shit for someone who did this

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@pettyparthy

1 year

annual day functions in tier 2 city schools have more taste and restraint than whatever this is.

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1 year

India geared up for G20 summit. 🇮🇳

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@pettyparthy

3 years

i just want to take a minute to slander yeh jawaani hai dewaani...what a trash film that has so much of our generation fucked up...please seek help if you're that mai udna chahta hu types

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@pettyparthy

4 years

familial wealth 🥰💕

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4 years

want what they have

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4 years

PLEASE I JUST GOT THIS ON WHATSAPP

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@pettyparthy

4 years

when we say pride is a protest, we mean that we don't want to be killed in conversion camps anymore. we mean that we don't want the trans rights bill, the CAA or the NPR/NRC. we mean that queer people are arrested for dissent, deadnamed, harassed and silenced the nation over.

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@pettyparthy

3 years

i have never seen these two women in my life

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3 years

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. 🕊

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@pettyparthy

10 months

PLEASE THIS IS SO ICONIC. if you’re seeing this, please text me i want to thank youuuu

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@pettyparthy

10 months

JUST FOUND OUT SOMEONE I DONT EVEN KNOW TOOK A PRINTOUT OF MY TWEET AS A PLACARD TO PRIDE. i’m literally SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR

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@pettyparthy

8 months

abdur rahman chugthai’s paintings hang in the NGMA in delhi, which is where i was first introduced to his incredible art. his style combines mughal miniature, islamic and oriental forms and is deeply inspired by abanindranath tagore’s bengal school art. he inspires me so much.

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Urdu Book Covers by Pakistani artist Abdur Rahman Chughtai.

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5 years

DEVIL WEARS WHAT NOW??????

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@pettyparthy

4 years

ppl with bangs be like: 〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️ 👁️ 👃🏼 👁️ 👄

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@pettyparthy

5 years

y'all westerners haven't been exposed to families of REAL CULTURE

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@pettyparthy

10 months

my issue with all this isn’t his post-medicated meerkat-like gesturing or his frankly transparently constructed statement, but that he’s giving the most asinine and obvious take like it’s some enlightened sermon.

𝒜𝒶𝑔 𝑀𝑒𝒾𝓃 𝒢𝒽𝑒𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓁𝓃𝒶

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10 months

words 🫶

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4 years

whoever has my voodoo doll,,,,,please, just hold its hand

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3 years

omg lizzy pls 😳😳😳

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@pettyparthy

4 years

i'm sorry but is it just me or do men who do housework at home get very... insufferable while doing it? like they make it a point to SHOW that they're doing housework. get unnecessarily loud and expect you to treat this bare minimum as a favour to be thankful to them?

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@pettyparthy

3 years

i think katrina is fucking killing it in the new video. i’m obsessed with that saree actually. the problem is…why??? does the same slimy man??? get to be SLEAZY??? with a younger woman 27 years after he was in the original song???? 🤮🤮

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@pettyparthy

4 years

HI FOLX I'M SO HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THAT I'M TAKEN ❤️✨🌈 ᶠᵒʳ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᵐⁱˡʸ

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@pettyparthy

5 years

me trying to untangle the mess boys have left in my life to my therapist

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@pettyparthy

4 months

waiting for clearer footage of this slap for legal reasons.

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@pettyparthy

1 year

everything is evoking maximalist and stunning bollywood sensibilities but like how flat these 2 make it look is just PROOF that the era of superstars is far behind us.

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1 year

Teasing you with a teaser for now… kahaani toh bas shuru hui hai abhi… #RockyAurRaniKiiPremKahaani Teaser out now!

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@pettyparthy

5 years

desi parents be like "oh beta mote ho gaye ho we're so worried about your health" but don't give one single fuck about your mental and emotional well-being that they wreck on the daily with their taunting, microagressions and manipulative gaslighting

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@pettyparthy

2 years

@gtanpcfr i agree! which is why i didn’t do a liberal arts degree 🤍

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@pettyparthy

2 years

good day to remind you all that gavthi, chapri, ghati, bhangi and even bhand are casteist slurs.

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2 years

indian rap music is nothing but chapri and you’re chapri af if you listen to them

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@pettyparthy

3 years

the lakshyasurification of instagram is a pandemic with no cure.

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@pettyparthy

3 years

this drag >>>>

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@pettyparthy

4 years

this place serves PAV with their 600++ rupee pasta and has the WORST plating i have ever seen for a restaurant that charges that much for its food. truly delhiites worshipping this very ok place with lazy decor is the PLAGUE

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@pettyparthy

3 years

when is this dropping

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@pettyparthy

3 years

won 7 rupees on google pay

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2 years

mumbai might be the most polluted city in india but it doesn’t change the fact that there’s something deeply evil in the delhi air. i have come back fighting some insane demons after a just a week there in december.

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@pettyparthy

1 year

you were trying to have underwater pool sex with saif ali khan for a song in a children’s movie just by the way. @ameesha_patel

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@pettyparthy

2 years

people have said it before but, these guruswamys and iyers and suris should never have been the face of indian queer rights movement. all these black coats hide saffron. they stand only with their kind. the chaddi sena will be taken down by trans women on the streets, watch.

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2 years

for ppl praising and calling this as an act of professionalism, it's a cheap and narrow act of betrayal that shall never be redeemable. for those who don't know she was one of the prominent lawyers on the case against section 377 and is also leading equal marriage rights cases.

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@pettyparthy

4 years

if a boy says his favourite film is yeh jawaani hai deewani,,,,run

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@pettyparthy

1 year

amrita sher gil’s sumair reminds me of melancholy, patience and my mother. gave these feelings a permanent ode on my body 🪷🦚

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@pettyparthy

5 years

concept: tinder but to look for flatmates.

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@pettyparthy

2 years

i thought i was straight because of esha deol in dilbara, i knew i wanted to be aishwarya by the time crazy kiya re was over and was shaking my hips to malang like a full fruit loop. dhoom is so personal to my sexual awakening.

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2 years

the dhoom women tho 🥵

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@pettyparthy

4 months

hope is SO palpable; something that after the last 5 years in particular was hard to come by. we need to protect this, we need it to nourish it to do more because GOD there’s so much more to do.

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@pettyparthy

5 years

if you dating a kothrud boy, you single to me. what's sahil joshi from vikhe patil going to do? take you to durga cold coffee after misal pav and nap between 2-4?

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@pettyparthy

5 years

aah college dandiya nights - where all the girls look like actual goddesses with their custom sharare outfits and boys wear the same kurta from reliance trends with jeans that has ketchup marks from the last canteen run and other questionable stains.

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@pettyparthy

3 years

BODIED

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@pettyparthy

3 years

no, this is a falguni pathak concert

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@loopuleasa

3 years

This is the Ant Death Spiral. Ants end up following the pheromones of one another, and they get stuck like this and eventually they can die of exhaustion. This is a metaphor for society.

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5 years

i have 2 h*les

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@pettyparthy

5 years

only spotify makes playlists for me without asking so i guess i'm dating a music app now and it's pretty cute

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@pettyparthy

5 years

everyone wanted to be harry potter but but we grew up to be sad and horny fuckers so moaning myrtle is where we setlled

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@pettyparthy

3 years

biting people as form of affection >>

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@pettyparthy

3 years

come walk around goa with me

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@pettyparthy

5 years

how did she intern at chanel and gucci when she can't tell two different check prints apart

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1 year

suchali of suchali artisan bakehouse i hope all your dreams come true

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4 years

WAP WAP WAP

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@pettyparthy

3 years

babe be honest does this bikini on my blazer make me look slightly non skinny 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@pettyparthy

4 years

i know twitter's been a fucking hellfire but i'm here to change that.

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@pettyparthy

4 years

not one cis het man has addressed the locker room incident on my timeline. fucking pathetic

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2 years

building a handwoven-first/ikkat-centric wardrobe has been the highlight of my 2022 fashion!

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qt with your fave fits from 2022, ty

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1 year

down bad for someone not in the way that i want to date them rn but in the way that i would be heartbroken if they start seeing someone else.

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@pettyparthy

4 years

north indians will defend blue lays with what? their two tastebuds that know only spicy and sweet?

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@pettyparthy

5 years

everything can fuck off if hippo chips, cadbury bytes and aliva crackers were brought back

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@pettyparthy

5 years

they're saying "she's lucky she's not dead" this is a threat.

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@BJP4Karnataka

5 years

This Student should consider herself lucky to narrate her fake story. Sunanda Pushkar Tharoor wasn't that lucky, she never got a chance to explain Her pain and suffering caused by the person she trusted the most.

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11 months

coke studio india needs to do better. that gothilo gothilo mane kaidyo song is honestly the most annoying fucking thing created. nothing good can ever come out of gujrat.

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@pettyparthy

5 years

PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE SHAHEEN BAGH ALONE. THIS COULD VERY WELL HAPPEN AT SHAHEEN BAGH NEXT. distracting the protestors to make it easier for the police to clear out shaheen bagh like the fascist pig amit shah wants. THRONG SHAHEEN BAGH AS WELL!

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@pettyparthy

9 months

just to be clear when i said “IM DYING GUYS”. it’s a hyperbole and i’m not trying to scam you.

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@pettyparthy

4 years

yeh india hai, yeh humare human rights violations hai, aur yeh saari opposition pawri so rahi hai

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@pettyparthy

5 years

my phone's gallery when i click selfies after crying over a boy that doesn't deserve it ╭━━━━━╮ ┃ ● ══ ┃ ┃█████┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃ 🤡🤡🤡 ┃ ┃█████┃ ┃ ○ ┃ ╰━━━━━╯

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@pettyparthy

5 years

THERE'S A GIRL IN THE TRAIN WEARING A MEAN GIRL'S TEE AND I ASKED HER "I LOVE YOUR SHIRT, WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM?" AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS MAKING FUN OF HER BECAUSE OF THE REFERENCE BUT I GENUINELY WANTED TO KNOW

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@pettyparthy

5 years

fog nai bhai teargas hai

Prateek Kuhad

@prateekkuhad

5 years

Some visions from the magic that was Mumbai. In other news, the Delhi show is up next and fully on for tomorrow! We have been informed about severe fog, so considering that and you all being able to go back home safe, we're pre-poning the show to start at 630pm instead of 8pm.

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@pettyparthy

5 years

STOP: 1) thanking the police while protesting. it's their JOB to let us exercise our rights. 2) sharing the photo of the rose being offered. we mobilized against brutality that Jamia and AMU students were subjected to.students there and across the country are still under threat

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@pettyparthy

5 years

happy children's day to all the wonderful babies that went down my throat! some of you tasted funny but who cares?! flushed, but not forgotten!

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