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guillotine girl

@guill0tinegirl

1 year

life-changing

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@ichriecheblut

1 year

who gives a fuck

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personally, i love reaching that place in a friendship where your friend feels comfortable enough to demand your time and energy when they’re in need of it

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mom told me to rush to the kitchen immediately so she could show me this roti with a smiley face

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@ElyKreimendahl reminded me of this poem!!

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2 years

also i’m pro-vax but we gotta talk about how often medical professionals gaslight women into thinking their concerns are unfounded and dismiss their requests for more research to be done on things that affect them

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me, a therapist, to my gen z clients: please stop calling me bestie

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8 months

my partner lost his kindle on a trip and had it returned to him, and the popular theory in our friend group is that the person who found it saw that there was only dostoevsky on it and must have thought “the man is already going through it, why make it worse”

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guillotine girl

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3 years

thinking about this

juni🪼

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the fact that the creator of wordle is a guy called josh wardle and he programmed the game for his cross word obsessed girlfriend, they BOTH solve it eagerly everyday bec he refuses to see the word list and just wants to be part of the hype

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2 years

asked my partner for verbal affirmation and he sent me a whole PPT 🥺

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8 months

this is what boyfriends are good for actually

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11 months

for reasons unknown to me, sibling uses HR speak when stressed

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7 months

took my partner out for this beautiful vday breakfast, this is a competition and I’M WINNING

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3 years

the feminine urge to be polite to men who don’t deserve it because you’re terrified of angering them

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2 years

mom has started to sing the marathi lullabies she used to sing to me to the guinea pigs??? 😭

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2 years

as a therapist, i’ve seen most women in abusive/unhealthy relationships value the needs of men above their own as that’s what they’ve been told repeatedly. when people in their lives say “dump him”, it’s a reminder to consider their own needs too, that walking away is an option

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guillotine girl

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3 years

the accidentally staying up till 4 a.m to thinking about everyone you’ve lost touch with but deeply cared about once pipeline

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3 years

not to be a therapist but some of y’all value being funny over being empathetic and kind and it shows

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2 years

qt with your fave fits from 2022, ty

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2 years

told my partner not to act couple-y when we were standing in the front at prateek kuhad’s show because they would definitely broadcast our faces on the screen. he ignored my instructions and they DID zoom in on us and i would like to clarify that we are not THOSE people 😔

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3 years

sometimes i hang out with rich people and i’m like wow i have morals actually

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1 year

bf responds too honestly to me reporting a headache

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3 years

deleted my dating apps because i met someone the old fashioned way (we are best friends who conveniently avoid addressing sexual tension until one of us cracks and confesses what they’re sure are unreciprocated feelings)

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3 years

i saw red flags and thought wow, a communist: a summary of my dating history

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did it hurt? when someone asked you how many books you’d read in the last year?

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unapologetically angry women is my favorite genre

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3 years

every time my bf tries to be edgy i remind him that i got him to D.M me first by posting a poem to my close friends story because i knew he’d reply to that instead of a thirst-trap and he DID

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3 years

….. what

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3 years

fair

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3 years

i will CRY

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things you have to say when you’re dating someone who is active on twt

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3 years

is this the 2021 vibe

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3 years

no offense but i think you all deserve the kind of love that protagonists in ghibli movies share

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guillotine girl

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2 years

sometimes a “you go, girl!” from a girl on the internet i’ve never met before is all i need to feel ready to face the day

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2 years

he was very weird about gloria y’all put straight men on pedestals just for being “nice” and goofy

no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉

@oocsitcoms

2 years

they don’t make men like this anymore

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3 years

i love when straight people getting arranged marriages post pics together saying something like “we were destined to be, and all the obstacles couldn’t stop us from being together.” obstacles?? did your parents not get the wedding venue they wanted???

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2 years

so many men speaking about the d*pp case care less about male survivors of DV and more about having a reason to hate women openly

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personally, my fave season is whenever these start to bloom in blr

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love when i’m at a party and people start sharing stories of softbois they briefly dated because i get to do a whole stand-up routine about a guy who used to call me after fights and say, “shhh, don’t speak, just listen” and play a 5 min long instrumental track before hanging up

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suffering

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hozier main account se aao

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guillotine girl

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6 months

like my friend just told me to take a day off work when she’s in town and you know what? of course i will, she would do the same for me and i’m glad we know each other well enough to ask that confidently 💗

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guillotine girl

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3 years

wish i had the confidence of an apolitical man telling me that he found inner peace by hanging out with white people on a spiritual retreat in goa

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3 years

got an image in my message requests that was censored and i clicked on it dreading an unsolicited d*ck pic from a man and it was an unsolicited poem which is somehow, equally bad

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guillotine girl

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2 years

taught my boss what “mid” means and now he’s walking around calling the weather mid

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3 years

thinking about a friend who sent in her resignation in response to getting told off in an email thread addressed to the whole company ON THE SAME THREAD. power move

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3 years

my sibling once told me there are three types of men at parties - fratbois, finance bros and stoner artist types and social situations have been SO much easier to navigate since

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3 years

the poetic urge to think of a breakup as inspiration for more literary material

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guillotine girl

@guill0tinegirl

3 years

you ever have a bad day but then come across a poem with the line “there are days when the world holds your coat and combs your hair” and feel greatly comforted

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guillotine girl

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3 years

you ever decide to give a man a second chance and wait for him to apologize for something that you both know deserves an apology, but he refuses to acknowledge it until you have to cut him off and he tells everyone you’re “crazy” for the same?

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guillotine girl

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1 year

indian mothers can be so dramatic,,, i just said thank you for the nachos and she said “thank you. for being my child” ?????

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2 years

the face of a cat who knows he’s cute enough to get away with being a menace

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2 years

the funniest thing a friend has done is just look at me and name the exact antidepressant i had once been prescribed

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3 years

i love insta story archives. a museum of our deep-rooted issues now available in carousel form

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2 years

the fact that people are recounting some of their most traumatic experiences here so that others can try being empathetic for once and agree abortion should be a right�� heartbreaking

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3 years

she gets it

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oh to be a cat, causing havoc and receiving forehead kisses

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3 years

@Dhink_Chika ugh, a similar thing happened to me!! this man also kept throwing house parties throughout 🙄

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2 years

a. histrionic personality disorder and narcissistic p.d are different. b. being diagnosed with HPD does not equate to a person being violent or abusive. not making a case for amber heard, but it’s important to be careful while making statements about mental illness.

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3 years

y’all drunk-texting your exes i’m drunk-texting my therapist to book an appointment

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3 years

told my mother that i, a grown adult, went out for drinks with a friend the other day and she sent this on the group chat with “no context”

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2 years

no offence but love is abundant in the world, connections grow because they’re nurtured by us, and you’d be surprised by all the different people you could love

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11 months

how do you guys maintain and deepen friendships/make the effort to create new ones while ur spirit is being crushed by capitalism

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1 year

visited a sunflower field this weekend and it was dreamy

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what i’ve learned this year that i hope to take into 2024 🥲

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3 years

just want to get to the part where i come back home from work to the cute flat i share with my partner and our cat

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2 years

partner still continues to compete with appliances for my attention

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2 years

got asked for ID at a bar on a saturday night… while i was carrying two large jackfruits in a tote bag with me… sir i think that is indicative of my age

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2 months

9 lakh students appeared for this exam YESTERDAY, and they cancelled it today. after the whole NEET fiasco too. will the NTA be held responsible for this waste of resources?

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National Testing Agency announces cancellation of UGC-NET following prima facie indications that integrity of exam compromised

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7 months

taking a friend to a vineyard is now my favourite way to day-drink

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1 year

told someone about the flight that was turned 360 deg so all the passengers could see the northern lights and was reminded of this poem

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6 months

thinking about the time i told somebody i was in a long-distance relationship with someone who was on another continent and she burst into tears saying she could relate because her partner stayed in whitefield

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3 years

can’t sleep, up thinking about this

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3 years

friends roasting me for previous bad decisions but holding my hand through the consequences… guess the mortifying ordeal of being known is actually worth it

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3 years

what is twitter if not a place to be gay and deranged, safely away from your instagram followers

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2 years

bi people where do u get THE boots from (the ones that make you look like you’re headed to a phoebe bridgers concert)

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3 years

i love soft-blocking men whose vibes i don’t like, feels like firmly picking up a bug in a tissue and leaving it outside my house

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3 years

thinking about the time i asked my therapist if love really just makes people act foolish and she replied with, “people act foolish in love when they also don’t love themselves” … ok rupi kaur

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3 years

realized i moved out a few months ago and didn’t get to celebrate that so when possible i will be throwing a house party where only early 2000s songs will be played and nostalgic crying is allowed

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3 years

yes i’ve already put my halloween outfit together

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3 years

i’ve been single but at least i’ve never been bitter enough to wish that couples break up

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flew over continents, took a few buses and the subway, ran across a public square to hug a girl i met on tumblr when i was 16

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bf asked me why i’m obsessed with ganji chudail at 5 A.M

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was in delhi for a total of 3 (three) days and found myself saying “BHAIYA IDHAR LINE HAI” when somebody tried to cut in line at the airport on my way back. my transformation would have been complete if i had stayed longer

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3 years

thinking about the drunk stranger wearing a rick & morty shirt who ran into me and my bf at church st social and insisted on taking a picture of us on my phone because we look like a “power couple”. i hope he is okay

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3 years

me and who

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3 years

gonna start calling my bf (who is 6’6) short king to keep him humble

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3 years

posting on linkedin feels so humiliating

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1 year

Coronation News & Updates

@Coronation2023

1 year

Queen Camilla, now a crowned queen

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2 years

saw some pretty places last week

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3 years

wow, ok, unfollowing now. was a big fan of his extravagant parties, was not aware that he was trying to lure a married woman to them

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3 years

thoughts on clubhouse

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3 years

nooo leftist boy don’t be misogynistic you’re so sexy aha

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guillotine girl

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3 years

want to have a good time outside without suddenly being reminded of everything we lost due to the pandemic and how we didn’t even get the time to grieve all of it

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